• E3 Bounce House: or the most pathetic thing i've ever seen
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I'd go in and ask to fuck if she said no I'd just leave going in just to bounce with some hot bitch for 30 seconds is hella dumb, but I bet bouncing turns these girls on
I want to take a bat to that stupid womans face. Seriously, she deserves to die.
[QUOTE=killover;30364011]I felt kind of bad for the guy who hit his face, he was just having some fun and then the fucking bouncy house tripped him. :smith:[/QUOTE] Don't worry, that's Nathan Barnett AKA Keith Apicary. He has gone to E3 for the last 2 years just to troll people, hurt himself, act like a socially awkward nerd, and get kicked out. Go search him up he has his E3 videos on his channel.
I cant wait to see Nathan Barnatt's E3 video this year. His PAX video was great, he almost got kicked out and banned from having another conference there if I recall correctly.
Why?
That face plant was nice.
It's Keith Apicary!
Imagine Gabe Newell in there!
[QUOTE=ryasnack1;30365959]Imagine Gabe Newell in there![/QUOTE] He would jump trough So this are just bouncing hot girls? Did they pay for this, 'cause that would be pathetic. [quote]It was to win a TV, you had to bounce to enter the competition.[/quote] or is that true?
[QUOTE=ryasnack1;30365959]Imagine Gabe Newell in there![/QUOTE] Doubt he'd fit.
The only reason they are doing this to spend time with the girl. They are like Japanese hostesses. Not prostitutes, but still whores. Nothing wrong with that, though.
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;30356501]Yea this is really helping the image of gamers. Waiting in a line and paying to bounce with a furry.[/QUOTE] Fox tail = furry yes you sure are educated on this matter
[QUOTE=Tetracycline;30372095]Fox tail = furry yes you sure are educated on this matter[/QUOTE] Its called exaggeration.
how is anyone looking at this and thinking: wow that chick is a whore all she is doing is bouncing with people, she's not fucking them for money. she probably has some fun bouncing around all day and scoring money for it, and I'm sure she doesn't mind the compliments too much the guys are the problem here, waiting in line to bounce with a girl is the most depressing and lonely thing I can think of
I would do it for a free t-shirt.
[QUOTE=SomTervo;30375497]the guys are the problem here, waiting in line to bounce with a girl is the most depressing and lonely thing I can think of[/QUOTE] Yea if there that desperate since they are already in la just take a drive and pick up some hookers instead of helping a stereotype.
So this is supposed to promote a game or what?
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;30356501]Yea this is really helping the image of gamers. Waiting in a line and paying to bounce with a furry.[/QUOTE] If anything this just shows that the image is true.
Have none of you ever went on a bouncy castle as a kid? its awesome. I can understand this is rather weird, but hell I would go crazy in that if I had the chance considering I haven't done so in so many years.
I was literally sitting here saying this video needs Keith Apicary, where is Keith Apicary? Then I saw him and I was super fucking happy. Yes.
No matter how pathetic, you get to bounce with a chick, what more can you ask for?
In my experience, when you get into a bounce house, you should either be alone or with friends, because there's a good chance you will accidentally body slam them, and that's not a good thing to do to a stranger.
So wait, if I pay this girl, she'll let me bounce around in a house with her? sounds like prostitution
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;30386081]So wait, if I pay this girl, she'll let me bounce around in a house with her? sounds like prostitution[/QUOTE] Who said anything about paying?
[QUOTE=Apache249;30386491]Who said anything about paying?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Judas;30354156][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3OFrpYq5Yc[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2DyQnk6oXU&feature=feedf[/media] [B]Paying[/B] & Waiting in line to be in a bounce house with a girl for 30 seconds :geno:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Kevve;30354589]That guy who fell on his face is probably the guy in my avatar, Nathan Barnatt.[/QUOTE] yeah it is, haha
Wow, that was pretty sad to watch.
I wonder how much she gets paid for jumping with strangers while wearing a tail.
[QUOTE=MasterG;30370242]Me and a friend of mine once "managed" a sort of bouncy castle assault course thing a couple of years ago. Basically we just had to make sure the big kids weren't shunting smaller kids out the way and making sure nobody was doing anything bad. Was great because we got to spend all day on a bouncy castle :v:[/QUOTE] That sounds like fun.
Hmm I'd go up and ask, "Is this the line for Fucking a girl on a bounchouse." "Um No" "good bye"
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