OP has no idea what a hipster is, and is hilarious as a result.
I actually respect the hipster style. It's pretty neat and I incorporate [b]ELEMENTS[/b] of it into my wardrobe.
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[QUOTE=BldrGyMnGy;19769387]i don't understand why everyone rages about clothes, jesus.
skinny jeans look good if you're not a fat anti-socialite.[/QUOTE]
Agree. They're also the most comfortable jeans I've ever worn.
Tight pants, vans, aviator glasses, deep v shirt with ironic message, uncombed hair
check
[QUOTE=Craptasket;19769520]Tight pants, vans, aviator glasses, deep v shirt with ironic message, uncombed hair
check[/QUOTE]
.... [b]FUCK.[/b]
Oh hey, joke time. What's a hipster's worst insult?
hipster.
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OP also used the word "indie" wrong.
[QUOTE=PartyPancake;19768675]You're thinking of a gangster, this is a hipster;
[IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xshgimRGwx0/SNDOH3fvNAI/AAAAAAAAAFM/XTD98DkxsVU/s400/ultimate_fag.jpg[/IMG]
Honestly I prefer gangsters over skinny jean wearing homos.[/QUOTE]
It looks like he got kicked in his non-existent balls. His face reveals his realization that it didn't hurt because he doesn't have any.
[QUOTE=hl2poo;19768979]$300 shoes.[b] I mean [I]really[/I][/b].[/QUOTE]
I didn't know Mike Mozart went on FacePunch.
am i the only one who realizes the intentional humor behind this
[QUOTE=Boyblunder;19769432]OP has no idea what a hipster is, and is hilarious as a result.
I actually respect the hipster style. It's pretty neat and I incorporate [b]ELEMENTS[/b] of it into my wardrobe.
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Agree. They're also the most comfortable jeans I've ever worn.[/QUOTE]
Found us a hipster.
Skinny jeans do not look good on men. [b]At all[/b]. The last thing I want to see is your goddamned chicken legs and your package bulging out like a fucking mountain :byodood: (or completely flat like a plain :geno:)
I don't know how you could possibly find something trying to suffocate your balls to [b]ever[/b] be comfortable. Then again, though, this may go back to the "flat like a plain" thing.
All in my opinion, of course. Though I feel most people here share that opinion.
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[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;19769833]am i the only one who realizes the intentional humor behind this[/QUOTE]
Probably. I did, too, but I think we're one of the only ones.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;19769158]Funny how people who dress like that usually get laid in a month more often then many on FP do in a year.[/QUOTE]
Because they dress to get laid.
Personally, I just wear jeans, and band shirts. Skinny jeans really piss me off.
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;19769919]Found us a hipster.
Skinny jeans do not look good on men. [b]At all[/b]. The last thing I want to see is your goddamned chicken legs and your package bulging out like a fucking mountain :byodood: (or completely flat like a plain :geno:)
I don't know how you could possibly find something trying to suffocate your balls to [b]ever[/b] be comfortable. Then again, though, this may go back to the "flat like a plain" thing.
All in my opinion, of course. Though I feel most people here share that opinion.
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Probably. I did, too, but I think we're one of the only ones.[/QUOTE]
Skinny jeans fit to your leg and move with you. They don't suffocate your balls. Wear a pair some time.
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;19769919]Found us a hipster.
Skinny jeans do not look good on men. [B]At all[/B]. The last thing I want to see is your goddamned chicken legs and your package bulging out like a fucking mountain :byodood: (or completely flat like a plain :geno:)
I don't know how you could possibly find something trying to suffocate your balls to [B]ever[/B] be comfortable. Then again, though, this may go back to the "flat like a plain" thing.
All in my opinion, of course. Though I feel most people here share that opinion.
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Probably. I did, too, but I think we're one of the only ones.[/QUOTE]
Skinny jeans are fashionable when done right, and a lot of people look great in them.
Loose fit skinny jeans look nice, and are fashionable if done right. (oxymoron I know.)
Also I am not trying to impress you by the way I dress so, you know...
Ladies like my chicken legs.
By the way, you remind me of someone I knew in high school. Did you ever play football and throw me against lockers?
I wear skinny jeans.
rate me optigay and box.
the thinnest I'll go is slim straight jeans
fucking ladymen walking around with painted on jeans and converse piss me the hell off
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;19770069]the thinnest I'll go is slim straight jeans
fucking ladymen walking around with painted on jeans and converse piss me the hell off[/QUOTE]
Right, because Chucks were made for women. :v:
[QUOTE=Boyblunder;19770148]Right, because Chucks were made for women. :v:[/QUOTE]
no, because people who wear chucks look like women :v:
I wear skinny jeans because....Well im skinny.....but I wear it the nerd-core punk way....not the douche-bag way.
how about a photoshop contest on first pic on op:
[quote][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Tda01.png[/IMG][/quote]
converse makes the boringest shoes ever
Is there a difference between a hipster and an indie kid?
[QUOTE=Droogie;19770250]Is there a difference between a hipster and an indie kid?[/QUOTE]
nope
well, maybe
indie kids are the people with fedoras and wayfarers
hipsters are the kids with kefiyahs and deep v-necks
they're equally gay
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;19770155]no, because people who wear chucks look like women :v:[/QUOTE]
Eh, I wear vans. But I disagree. I think you're just categorizing hipsters into ladymen. When most of them have more epic beards than you will ever lay eyes on.
Scenesters, however. ALL girlymen.
The amount of skinny wearers in this thread frankly surprises me, especially since it seems a lot of people on this forum are pretty opposed to them.
I wear normal jeans, and to be frank, I wouldn't go any skinnier than that. No one needs to see my legs; I don't wear shorts for the very same reason.
Maybe it's just my own personal dislike for seeing the legs of men, both others and myself, but I personally can't stand the very concept of wearing something that contours to my legs.
So, whatever.
the joke is that hipsters are douchebags
If you're a skinny person anyway, skinny jeans and a small t-shirt work surprisingly well.
[QUOTE=Boyblunder;19770259]Eh, I wear vans. But I disagree. I think you're just categorizing hipsters into ladymen. When most of them have more epic beards than you will ever lay eyes on.
Scenesters, however. ALL girlymen.[/QUOTE]
I've seen some pretty epic beards in my days
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;19770257]nope
well, maybe
indie kids are the people with fedoras and wayfarers
hipsters are the kids with kefiyahs and deep v-necks
they're equally gay[/QUOTE]
What about their attitude, is it the "You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure." one?
Indie kids just bring my piss to a boil.
How to post a thread only to be informed you have no idea what you're talking about
Learn what a hipster is
[QUOTE=Boyblunder;19770321]If you're a skinny person anyway, skinny jeans and a small t-shirt work surprisingly well.[/QUOTE]
I'm skinny, and, as you can probably tell by now, I openly oppose anything that shows how skinny I am. I also oppose baggy clothes, because those are possibly the only worse things you can wear than scenester skinnies. I prefer to wear pants that just seem uniform down the length of my leg (no contours) and, preferably, bunching up a small bit on the tops of my shoes; I hate high-waters.
Nobody here knows how to wear skinny jeans correctly. You have to sag them low enough to where they don't crush your balls. Then you pull your shirt down low enough to cover your boxers.
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