[QUOTE=Oversoul;25958286]Thanks for sharing your bloody dick story while I was eating, OP.[/QUOTE]
You chose to read it..
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someone said it already
[QUOTE=Moby-;25958782]Then why click the thread labled with key words such as blood or dick?
Moron.[/QUOTE]
I clicked the thread by accident, I'm on my iPod.
The knife was just horny. Cmon. Everyone could bite your dick by accident.
How did you not notice when you woke up to get dressed and shower that morning...?
So you fucking sleep with your knife in such a position that it is able to slice into your dick.
How is that even possible, does it just hang near your gentleman's region WITHOUT a holster? Is your dick the holster?
[QUOTE=Zer0;25960011]How did you not notice when you woke up to get dressed and shower that morning...?[/QUOTE]
People can be tired in the morning, and be unaware of pain.
You should get a holder or a better place for your knife... Dumbass.
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;25960169]You should get a holder or a better place for your knife... Dumbass.[/QUOTE]
Like bumhole!
Guess this isn't your "money maker" now anymore is it cowboy?
Holy shit guys OP sleeps with a knife he must be totally xXHaRdCoReXx
This is a medical breakthrough.
wow
stop sleeping with a knife in bed, you fool
if you absolutely have to then at least keep it under your pillow (remember to use a sheath)
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;25958251]my money maker[/QUOTE]
Are you a whore?
[QUOTE=TheStabbyBunny;25960412]Are you a whore?[/QUOTE]
He lives in rough area... his dick makes money... Yeah, that actually fits.
Why the fuck would you sleep with a knife?
do you have no remorse OP?
Use a bat next time OP. Effective and boner inducing.
Begin the "Sleep with a ..... next time" jokes :smile:
Why the hell did I read the title so comically. Like it had a build up to it. Like
"Blood...[I]ON MY[/I] [B]DICK!?[/B]"
Next time sleep with this, OP.
[IMG]http://www.geekalerts.com/u/gig-swiss-knife.jpg[/IMG]
Abrupt ending.
What the fuck, man? Why do you sleep with a knife?
Try sleeping with a teddy, or hug the pillow.
Or maybe, sleep with a woman next time.
[QUOTE=MajorMattem;25961583]What the fuck, man? Why do you sleep with a knife?
Try sleeping with a teddy, or hug the pillow.
Or maybe, sleep with a woman next time.[/QUOTE]
Furthermore
why do you physically sleep with it
i keep a knife on my bedside stand, I DONT FUCKING SLEEP WITH IT
god damn
Ummmm
The way I see it, you either sleep naked, or keep the knife in your pants.
Haha, be glad noone walked in the bathroom while you were washing your bloodstained hands.
[editline]9th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=WillerinV1.02;25961467]Why the hell did I read the title so comically. Like it had a build up to it. Like
"Blood...[I]ON MY[/I] [B]DICK!?[/B]"[/QUOTE]
Probably because you're high as fuck
[QUOTE=tempotempo;25962234][img_thumb]http://thegentlemensblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cool-story-bro.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Tell ROFLBOT 4chan is the other way.
You forgot your maxi pads didn't you? You were just on your period.
I'll be back for the rest tonight, OP.
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