You're one of those weirdos who always carry knives around, aren't you.
People who carry knives are always like "dude check out my awesome knife, i'm so hardcore"
and then everyone else is like "woah what the fuck put that thing away you creep, why are you bringing it to school"
Also what the fuck is
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;25958251]breskfast[/QUOTE]?
This thread has changed my life
[QUOTE=Stizzles;25962897]Also what the fuck is
?[/QUOTE]
You know, that thing where your finger accidentally hits the key beside the one you were aiming for, instead of the key you meant to hit? Yeah, I'm willing to bet that's what that is.
Highly anti-climatic. Hoping you ended up chopping off your penis and keeping it as a good luck charm, around your neck. But NO! You clean it and go back to class, have a nice day. Dick. <--- No pun intended :doh:
Thats disgusting
[QUOTE=James1o1o;25958301]Cut it off, just to be safe.
[editline]9th November 2010[/editline]
Trust me. I'm a doctor.[/QUOTE]
Trust him, he has a doctorate and all.
In law.
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;25958251]I sign out to go to the rest room. when I open the door to the stall I close it and lock it, pull down my pants, wip out my money maker[/QUOTE]
:lol: he goes to the stall, locks it and pulls his pants all the way down to pee
Why not just use a urinal?
[QUOTE=chewgo;25964872]:lol: he goes to the stall, locks it and pulls his pants all the way down to pee
Why not just use a urinal?[/QUOTE]
Small -- bloody -- dick.
Sleep with a double-barreled shotgun.
[QUOTE=James1o1o;25958294]And we care why?[/QUOTE]
Obviously you cared enough to post this reply.
Where in the fuck is the bad spelling rating when you need it?
[QUOTE=Sgt N3wb;25965143]Where in the fuck is the bad spelling rating when you need it?[/QUOTE]
nawt hear
I cringed.
You know why everybody posts in this thread? Because it's a perfect combination of what most Facepunch users like; blood and dicks.
Amazing. I wish this happened more frequently.
Sleep with this
[IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/24ctsf6.jpg[/IMG]
Do you have a knife fetish?
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;25958298]I would shoot my dick off then[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/rr250/bover_87/thatsthejoke.jpg[/img]
Lmao OP is dumb as fuck.
Just wiping off the blood after you realize you've been cut with a knife in the boner. OP should seriously expect an infection sooner or later.
He needs Zombrex!!!!!! Don't sleep with the knife down your pants :'(
Page king ^^
[QUOTE=connor38;25978364]He needs Zombrex!!!!!! Don't sleep with the knife down your pants :'(
[B]Page king ^^[/B][/QUOTE]
Box for you :buddy: ^^
OP is paranoid much? who the fuck has a knife in bed?
hilarious!
another dumb thread *sigh*
Why didn't you hide the knife, under your pillow?
We're going to have to amputate.
Hot
OP keeps his knife in his undies.
Sleep with a hooker next time.
i bleed from my dick daily
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