Just admit your freaking error, no one wants to see that shit.
[editline]04:24PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=frankie penis;21433346]of course i fucking noticed, ive seen the vid hundreds of times. quit being a fucking baby and stop crying over blood. if you think thats bad, look at his 1 man 1 screwdriver video.[/QUOTE]
Wow you talk like it is something very normal, seing how someone puts a jar into his arse, very fucking normal.
Will you stop crying? i don't get hard on that shit unlike others
[QUOTE=Mr.Ordbert;21433351]Just admit your freaking error, no one wants to see that shit.
[editline]04:24PM[/editline]
Wow you talk like it is something very normal, seing how someone puts a jar into his arse, very fucking normal.
Will you stop crying? i don't get hard on that shit unlike others[/QUOTE]
-removed-
be a man
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shock images" - Benji))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Mr.Ordbert;21433351]Just admit your freaking error, no one wants to see that shit.[/QUOTE]
I don't mind if I see it.
Last night I saw pictures of a guy putting needles into his balls and someone who came blood after a piercing on his dick, shit was cash
[QUOTE=Tippmann357;21433408]I don't mind if I see it.
Last night I saw pictures of a guy putting needles into his balls and someone who came blood after a piercing on his dick, shit was cash[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=247198&dateline=1263315962[/img]:respek:[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=104167&dateline=1261192269[/img]
[QUOTE=Tippmann357;21433408][QUOTE=Mr.Ordbert;21433351]Just admit your freaking error, no one wants to see that shit.[/QUOTE]
I don't mind if I see it.
Last night I saw pictures of a guy putting needles into his balls and someone who came blood after a piercing on his dick, shit was cash[/QUOTE]
Dude that's so fucked up in many levels
[editline]04:27PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=frankie penis;21433391][QUOTE=Mr.Ordbert;21433351]Just admit your freaking error, no one wants to see that shit.
[editline]04:24PM[/editline]
Wow you talk like it is something very normal, seing how someone puts a jar into his arse, very fucking normal.
Will you stop crying? i don't get hard on that shit unlike others[/QUOTE]
be a man[/QUOTE]
be a normal man
[QUOTE=frankie penis;21433433][IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=247198&dateline=1263315962[/IMG]:respek:[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=104167&dateline=1261192269[/IMG][/QUOTE]
That's how we roll
[QUOTE=Mr.Ordbert;21433446]Dude that's so fucked up in many levels[/QUOTE]
How old are you?
[quote]
You: horny 11year old man looking for webcam
You: pls
Stranger: man?? xd
Stranger: i am 13
You: yeah
You: im man
You: not girl
You: welll
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i am a girl
Stranger: i can read
Stranger: soo your hornyy
You: who is problem?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
--
You: horny 11year old man looking for webcam
Stranger: heeeeeeeey
You: hey
Stranger: ;99
You: huhh
Stranger: F BRAZIL
Stranger: 16
You: nice
You: u webcam?
Stranger: yes yes
You: good
Stranger: :D
You: im 11 yer old looking for hot girl
You: with webcams
Stranger: u r sexy ?
You: ye
Stranger: dlç
You: huuh
You: what you meaning
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
--
Stranger: heey
You: horny 11year old man looking for webcam with girl
You: no man
You: hi
Stranger: 11
Stranger: ha
Stranger: lol
You: huh
Stranger: im 17 f
You: nice
You: u webcam?
Stranger: but u aint saeeing my tits or pussy
You: whyy
Stranger: u 111
Stranger: 11
You: r u lesbo?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i want big cock
You: i has
You: :))
Stranger: what?
Stranger: how big
You: dunno
You: but big
Stranger: lol
Stranger: doubt it grow pubes then find me
--
Stranger: hey
You: horny 11year old man looking for webcam with girl
You: hi
Stranger: 11 year old MAN??
You: i am man
You: not girl
Stranger: your a boy
Stranger: and 11??
You: ur mums a boy
You: im a man
You: yeah
You: 11
You: soon 12
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im a girl
Stranger: i dont have cam
Stranger: but im naked
Stranger: :)
You: want sexie chat?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: :)
You: my name john i horni police oficerer can i fuk u pls?
Stranger: yes sir
You: k
You: u takes of the clother now
Stranger: yes officer ;D
You: god
You: i take of mine now
You: i sexy too
Stranger: :)
You: :D
You: 8=>
Stranger: do you have hairy balls?
You: no
Stranger: :)
Stranger: id suck them
You: cool!!
You: fuk mums coming gotta go
[/quote]
Doesn't matter, I am not fucked up or an insensible guy that likes gore.
[QUOTE=Mr.Ordbert;21433506]Doesn't matter, I am not fucked up or an insensible guy that likes gore.[/QUOTE]
Because being exposed to reality makes someone fucked up
[QUOTE=TheCoolDudeOf87;21414772]Okay, FP mods, please move this to Fast Threads, And I'm so fricking sorry if its been done before, but those threads are all dead, and if you don't think its funny, that's fine, go drown in your lack of humor.
EDIT: Kthxbai.[/QUOTE]
You're just butthurt because no one liked your shitty text over and saying ":D" while supposedly dead. Also failing at grammar because it's "This guy sucks" not "This guys sucks".
Also, I did not in any way insult you verbally, so you had absolutely no reason to tell me to go "drown in my lack of humor".
DarkSpirit95er, requesting source on your avatar :).
Also I tried the snake-chick gif and asking girls to show boobs or the chick dies.
Chick keeps dying :(
Really, that doesn't have sense.
But I suppose for you it has because is normal for you to eat feces, stuff weird things in your ass and nail your balls.
[QUOTE=Mr.Ordbert;21433618]nail your balls.[/QUOTE]
Hey, that's only on the weekends
media tag that. I don't want to see bleeding assholes and dongs if I don't have to.
NSFW, Cybersex trolling:
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny?
You: yess
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: asl?
You: 19/f/la
You: u?
Stranger: 20 m ireland
Stranger: can u describe urself
Stranger: i 6ft1 blue eys dark hair muscular build
Stranger: 9 inch long
Stranger: 3 wide
Stranger: 2 deep
You: 5ft 2
You: red hair blue eyes
You: a bit curvy, nothing fat though
Stranger: emm sou nds good
You: a nice body i've got :D
Stranger: u wanna play
You: so shall we begin?
Stranger: sure how about u pretend we in a hotel room tell me from start to finish what u would do while i stroke myself make me cum hun and i return favour
Stranger: u up for it
You: alright
Stranger: i so hard hun please start
You: honey i'm home
Stranger: hi
You: my parents are downstairs
You: stupid assfags, looks like we'll have to do this nice and quiet...
Stranger: ok baby
You: now what shall i do to you? what do you want done to you bad boy?
You: hrmm?
Stranger: i want u make me blow my load all over ur face u dirty girl
You: oh yeah babe i want that too i wanna swallow ur tasty come
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: make me blow hun i stroking wat u do to me
You: i slowly reach for your belt
You: and undo the buckle
You: i take off my shirt
Stranger: mmmmmm
You: and reach down to your pants once more
You: i reach the zipper
You: and slowly stroke the top, before zipping it slowly down
Stranger: mmm
You: i slowly put my hand down, grabbing hold of your tasty looking penis, and pull it out from your fly
You: you like that baby
Stranger: ye
Stranger: more more baby
You: i start stroking it, before grabbing it a bit tighter, jerking it slowly up and down
You: i stick my other hand over my pants, pulling them down
Stranger: mmmm
You: alright babe this is it
You: hold them legs apart
You: your about to get the blow of a century
Stranger: prove it u naughty girl
You: alright alright
You: i pull my leg back, the muscular tendons in my thigh and booty stretching with sensual energy
You: and i kick you real hard in the dick
Stranger: kick?
You: yeah kick
You: right in the dick
You: you like that baby?
Stranger: no
Stranger: lol
Stranger: kiss it better
You: oh sorry
You: let's start from where i was stroking your dick
Stranger: ye ok
You: alright, i lower my face, till i am i to eye with the penis
Stranger: mmm
You: i open my mouth wide, to accomodate that huge dick of yours, and ram it right in, down my hungry throat
You: i bob my head up and down
You: slowly
Stranger: mmmm
You: i use my hands to massage your testicles
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: dont stop
You: oh i wont bab- OH FUCK
You: SOMEONE'S COMING UP THE STAIRS! HIDE UNDER THE BED!
You: QUICKLY!
Stranger: awww
You: HURRY I HEAR THEM COMING UP!
Stranger: ok ok ok
Stranger: keep it down ok
You: hi mum hi dad
You: i'm just suckin-just doing homework
You: why would you want to check under my bed? what on earth could you possibly want?
You: no mum, please leave!
You: jesus mum, don't you trust me?
You: fine, fuck you.
You: come out, honey, this is my mum and dad
You: say hi
Stranger: hi
You: he's got a big dick
Stranger: hunni dont be telling them that
You: no i think they should know
You: afterall
You: my dad was pornstar
You: he knows how to get a girl to scream
Stranger: so do i til we were interupted lol
You: ok ok please leave mum and dad i was busy sucking dick and you had to ruin that, do you really love me?
You: well if you love me, then you would let me suck whatever dick i wanted to suck
You: right lets get fucking again, i grab your dick, and start jacking fast
You: come on baby, i wanna swallow
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: make me blow
You: alright i'll make you blow
You: DAD! he wants to blow you! DAD!
You: Come on dad, get in here, jesus, get ahearing aid!
Stranger: wat
Stranger: no make me blow my load
You: oh SHIT! DAD GET YOUR DICK BACK IN!
You: Jesus dad what the hell is wrong with you
Stranger: will u lock urdoor
You: okay okay
Stranger: no take ur clothes off
You: i lock the door, then turn around smiling
You: now we're all alone...
You: let's try something new
Stranger: bend over ur dirty bitch
You: no I wanna try something really new
Stranger: ok wat u wanna try
You: you'll like it
Stranger: ok
Stranger: tell me
You: You sure you wanna do this?
You: It's pretty hardcore
Stranger: tell me first
You: ?
You: oh ok
You: So
You: I lube up my penis
Stranger: wat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
[QUOTE=O'10er;21435098]NSFW, Cybersex trolling:[/QUOTE]
lol that was pretty funny.
[QUOTE=O'10er;21435098]NSFW, Cybersex trolling:[/QUOTE]
The ending made it worth it
[QUOTE=O'10er;21435098]NSFW, Cybersex trolling:[/QUOTE]
That was pretty good :)
What is the most annoying thing about chat roulette?
The sea of cocks.
So who better troll than them.
Stuffed a towel up my shirt, shaped it into 2 lovely breasts. and away i went.
It becomes an art form when you reveal youre a guy just before they cum.
Much better than using the same stale old gifs on random people
[QUOTE=Skellyhell;21440189]What is the most annoying thing about chat roulette?
The sea of cocks.
So who better troll than them.
Stuffed a towel up my shirt, shaped it into 2 lovely breasts. and away i went.
It becomes an art form when you reveal youre a guy just before they cum.
Much better than using the same stale old gifs on random people[/QUOTE]
Agreed, get on the webcam. It can be fun.
I put on my ushanka, put a "SHOW TITS FOR RUSSIA" banner using Manycam, and started looking for females.
Finally got one to show me hers.
[QUOTE=luke7dude;21415194][IMG]http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/9624/1269791205886.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Saw vs anon
[IMG]http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6840/screenshot3of.png[/IMG]
What made it funny was that they were yelling at eachother to get shoes because "she's fuckin' hot!"
[IMG]http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/715/screenshot5n.png[/IMG]
"Hang a shoe from your penis" should NEVER be a command someone listens to. How does that seem like a good idea?!
[QUOTE=sevensins;21450401][IMG]http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6840/screenshot3of.png[/IMG]
What made it funny was that they were yelling at eachother to get shoes because "she's fuckin' hot!"[/QUOTE]
Did you get to see her tits?
[QUOTE=hiimpaul123;21454575]Did you get to see her tits?[/QUOTE]
Wow
[QUOTE=sevensins;21450401][IMG]http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6840/screenshot3of.png[/IMG]
What made it funny was that they were yelling at eachother to get shoes because "she's fuckin' hot!"[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/heart.png[/img]
[quote]You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: soo....
Stranger: yeah?
You: u liek teh penis?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Meh, I suck at trolling
[QUOTE=hiimpaul123;21454575]Did you get to see her tits?[/QUOTE]
... Yes. Yes I did.
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;21415574]You suck, TheCoolDudeOf87.
[editline]11:58AM[/editline]
Never come back[/QUOTE]
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