• ChatRoulette/Omegle Trolling Thread
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Just admit your freaking error, no one wants to see that shit. [editline]04:24PM[/editline] [QUOTE=frankie penis;21433346]of course i fucking noticed, ive seen the vid hundreds of times. quit being a fucking baby and stop crying over blood. if you think thats bad, look at his 1 man 1 screwdriver video.[/QUOTE] Wow you talk like it is something very normal, seing how someone puts a jar into his arse, very fucking normal. Will you stop crying? i don't get hard on that shit unlike others
[QUOTE=Mr.Ordbert;21433351]Just admit your freaking error, no one wants to see that shit. [editline]04:24PM[/editline] Wow you talk like it is something very normal, seing how someone puts a jar into his arse, very fucking normal. Will you stop crying? i don't get hard on that shit unlike others[/QUOTE] -removed- be a man [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shock images" - Benji))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Mr.Ordbert;21433351]Just admit your freaking error, no one wants to see that shit.[/QUOTE] I don't mind if I see it. Last night I saw pictures of a guy putting needles into his balls and someone who came blood after a piercing on his dick, shit was cash
[QUOTE=Tippmann357;21433408]I don't mind if I see it. Last night I saw pictures of a guy putting needles into his balls and someone who came blood after a piercing on his dick, shit was cash[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=247198&dateline=1263315962[/img]:respek:[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=104167&dateline=1261192269[/img]
[QUOTE=Tippmann357;21433408][QUOTE=Mr.Ordbert;21433351]Just admit your freaking error, no one wants to see that shit.[/QUOTE] I don't mind if I see it. Last night I saw pictures of a guy putting needles into his balls and someone who came blood after a piercing on his dick, shit was cash[/QUOTE] Dude that's so fucked up in many levels [editline]04:27PM[/editline] [QUOTE=frankie penis;21433391][QUOTE=Mr.Ordbert;21433351]Just admit your freaking error, no one wants to see that shit. [editline]04:24PM[/editline] Wow you talk like it is something very normal, seing how someone puts a jar into his arse, very fucking normal. Will you stop crying? i don't get hard on that shit unlike others[/QUOTE] be a man[/QUOTE] be a normal man
[QUOTE=frankie penis;21433433][IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=247198&dateline=1263315962[/IMG]:respek:[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=104167&dateline=1261192269[/IMG][/QUOTE] That's how we roll [QUOTE=Mr.Ordbert;21433446]Dude that's so fucked up in many levels[/QUOTE] How old are you?
[quote] You: horny 11year old man looking for webcam You: pls Stranger: man?? xd Stranger: i am 13 You: yeah You: im man You: not girl You: welll Stranger: i know Stranger: i am a girl Stranger: i can read Stranger: soo your hornyy You: who is problem? Your conversational partner has disconnected. -- You: horny 11year old man looking for webcam Stranger: heeeeeeeey You: hey Stranger: ;99 You: huhh Stranger: F BRAZIL Stranger: 16 You: nice You: u webcam? Stranger: yes yes You: good Stranger: :D You: im 11 yer old looking for hot girl You: with webcams Stranger: u r sexy ? You: ye Stranger: dlç You: huuh You: what you meaning Your conversational partner has disconnected. -- Stranger: heey You: horny 11year old man looking for webcam with girl You: no man You: hi Stranger: 11 Stranger: ha Stranger: lol You: huh Stranger: im 17 f You: nice You: u webcam? Stranger: but u aint saeeing my tits or pussy You: whyy Stranger: u 111 Stranger: 11 You: r u lesbo? Stranger: lol Stranger: i want big cock You: i has You: :)) Stranger: what? Stranger: how big You: dunno You: but big Stranger: lol Stranger: doubt it grow pubes then find me -- Stranger: hey You: horny 11year old man looking for webcam with girl You: hi Stranger: 11 year old MAN?? You: i am man You: not girl Stranger: your a boy Stranger: and 11?? You: ur mums a boy You: im a man You: yeah You: 11 You: soon 12 Stranger: cool Stranger: im a girl Stranger: i dont have cam Stranger: but im naked Stranger: :) You: want sexie chat? Stranger: sure Stranger: :) You: my name john i horni police oficerer can i fuk u pls? Stranger: yes sir You: k You: u takes of the clother now Stranger: yes officer ;D You: god You: i take of mine now You: i sexy too Stranger: :) You: :D You: 8=> Stranger: do you have hairy balls? You: no Stranger: :) Stranger: id suck them You: cool!! You: fuk mums coming gotta go [/quote]
Doesn't matter, I am not fucked up or an insensible guy that likes gore.
[QUOTE=Mr.Ordbert;21433506]Doesn't matter, I am not fucked up or an insensible guy that likes gore.[/QUOTE] Because being exposed to reality makes someone fucked up
[QUOTE=TheCoolDudeOf87;21414772]Okay, FP mods, please move this to Fast Threads, And I'm so fricking sorry if its been done before, but those threads are all dead, and if you don't think its funny, that's fine, go drown in your lack of humor. EDIT: Kthxbai.[/QUOTE] You're just butthurt because no one liked your shitty text over and saying ":D" while supposedly dead. Also failing at grammar because it's "This guy sucks" not "This guys sucks". Also, I did not in any way insult you verbally, so you had absolutely no reason to tell me to go "drown in my lack of humor".
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DarkSpirit95er, requesting source on your avatar :). Also I tried the snake-chick gif and asking girls to show boobs or the chick dies. Chick keeps dying :(
Really, that doesn't have sense. But I suppose for you it has because is normal for you to eat feces, stuff weird things in your ass and nail your balls.
[QUOTE=Mr.Ordbert;21433618]nail your balls.[/QUOTE] Hey, that's only on the weekends
media tag that. I don't want to see bleeding assholes and dongs if I don't have to.
NSFW, Cybersex trolling: [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny? You: yess You: wanna cyber? Stranger: asl? You: 19/f/la You: u? Stranger: 20 m ireland Stranger: can u describe urself Stranger: i 6ft1 blue eys dark hair muscular build Stranger: 9 inch long Stranger: 3 wide Stranger: 2 deep You: 5ft 2 You: red hair blue eyes You: a bit curvy, nothing fat though Stranger: emm sou nds good You: a nice body i've got :D Stranger: u wanna play You: so shall we begin? Stranger: sure how about u pretend we in a hotel room tell me from start to finish what u would do while i stroke myself make me cum hun and i return favour Stranger: u up for it You: alright Stranger: i so hard hun please start You: honey i'm home Stranger: hi You: my parents are downstairs You: stupid assfags, looks like we'll have to do this nice and quiet... Stranger: ok baby You: now what shall i do to you? what do you want done to you bad boy? You: hrmm? Stranger: i want u make me blow my load all over ur face u dirty girl You: oh yeah babe i want that too i wanna swallow ur tasty come Stranger: mmmm Stranger: make me blow hun i stroking wat u do to me You: i slowly reach for your belt You: and undo the buckle You: i take off my shirt Stranger: mmmmmm You: and reach down to your pants once more You: i reach the zipper You: and slowly stroke the top, before zipping it slowly down Stranger: mmm You: i slowly put my hand down, grabbing hold of your tasty looking penis, and pull it out from your fly You: you like that baby Stranger: ye Stranger: more more baby You: i start stroking it, before grabbing it a bit tighter, jerking it slowly up and down You: i stick my other hand over my pants, pulling them down Stranger: mmmm You: alright babe this is it You: hold them legs apart You: your about to get the blow of a century Stranger: prove it u naughty girl You: alright alright You: i pull my leg back, the muscular tendons in my thigh and booty stretching with sensual energy You: and i kick you real hard in the dick Stranger: kick? You: yeah kick You: right in the dick You: you like that baby? Stranger: no Stranger: lol Stranger: kiss it better You: oh sorry You: let's start from where i was stroking your dick Stranger: ye ok You: alright, i lower my face, till i am i to eye with the penis Stranger: mmm You: i open my mouth wide, to accomodate that huge dick of yours, and ram it right in, down my hungry throat You: i bob my head up and down You: slowly Stranger: mmmm You: i use my hands to massage your testicles Stranger: mmmm Stranger: dont stop You: oh i wont bab- OH FUCK You: SOMEONE'S COMING UP THE STAIRS! HIDE UNDER THE BED! You: QUICKLY! Stranger: awww You: HURRY I HEAR THEM COMING UP! Stranger: ok ok ok Stranger: keep it down ok You: hi mum hi dad You: i'm just suckin-just doing homework You: why would you want to check under my bed? what on earth could you possibly want? You: no mum, please leave! You: jesus mum, don't you trust me? You: fine, fuck you. You: come out, honey, this is my mum and dad You: say hi Stranger: hi You: he's got a big dick Stranger: hunni dont be telling them that You: no i think they should know You: afterall You: my dad was pornstar You: he knows how to get a girl to scream Stranger: so do i til we were interupted lol You: ok ok please leave mum and dad i was busy sucking dick and you had to ruin that, do you really love me? You: well if you love me, then you would let me suck whatever dick i wanted to suck You: right lets get fucking again, i grab your dick, and start jacking fast You: come on baby, i wanna swallow Stranger: mmm Stranger: make me blow You: alright i'll make you blow You: DAD! he wants to blow you! DAD! You: Come on dad, get in here, jesus, get ahearing aid! Stranger: wat Stranger: no make me blow my load You: oh SHIT! DAD GET YOUR DICK BACK IN! You: Jesus dad what the hell is wrong with you Stranger: will u lock urdoor You: okay okay Stranger: no take ur clothes off You: i lock the door, then turn around smiling You: now we're all alone... You: let's try something new Stranger: bend over ur dirty bitch You: no I wanna try something really new Stranger: ok wat u wanna try You: you'll like it Stranger: ok Stranger: tell me You: You sure you wanna do this? You: It's pretty hardcore Stranger: tell me first You: ? You: oh ok You: So You: I lube up my penis Stranger: wat Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]
[QUOTE=O'10er;21435098]NSFW, Cybersex trolling:[/QUOTE] lol that was pretty funny.
[QUOTE=O'10er;21435098]NSFW, Cybersex trolling:[/QUOTE] The ending made it worth it
[QUOTE=O'10er;21435098]NSFW, Cybersex trolling:[/QUOTE] That was pretty good :)
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What is the most annoying thing about chat roulette? The sea of cocks. So who better troll than them. Stuffed a towel up my shirt, shaped it into 2 lovely breasts. and away i went. It becomes an art form when you reveal youre a guy just before they cum. Much better than using the same stale old gifs on random people
[QUOTE=Skellyhell;21440189]What is the most annoying thing about chat roulette? The sea of cocks. So who better troll than them. Stuffed a towel up my shirt, shaped it into 2 lovely breasts. and away i went. It becomes an art form when you reveal youre a guy just before they cum. Much better than using the same stale old gifs on random people[/QUOTE] Agreed, get on the webcam. It can be fun. I put on my ushanka, put a "SHOW TITS FOR RUSSIA" banner using Manycam, and started looking for females. Finally got one to show me hers.
[QUOTE=luke7dude;21415194][IMG]http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/9624/1269791205886.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Saw vs anon
[IMG]http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6840/screenshot3of.png[/IMG] What made it funny was that they were yelling at eachother to get shoes because "she's fuckin' hot!" [IMG]http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/715/screenshot5n.png[/IMG] "Hang a shoe from your penis" should NEVER be a command someone listens to. How does that seem like a good idea?!
[QUOTE=sevensins;21450401][IMG]http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6840/screenshot3of.png[/IMG] What made it funny was that they were yelling at eachother to get shoes because "she's fuckin' hot!"[/QUOTE] Did you get to see her tits?
[QUOTE=hiimpaul123;21454575]Did you get to see her tits?[/QUOTE] Wow
[QUOTE=sevensins;21450401][IMG]http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6840/screenshot3of.png[/IMG] What made it funny was that they were yelling at eachother to get shoes because "she's fuckin' hot!"[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/heart.png[/img]
[quote]You: hi Stranger: hey You: soo.... Stranger: yeah? You: u liek teh penis? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Meh, I suck at trolling
[QUOTE=hiimpaul123;21454575]Did you get to see her tits?[/QUOTE] ... Yes. Yes I did.
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;21415574]You suck, TheCoolDudeOf87. [editline]11:58AM[/editline] Never come back[/QUOTE] No thanks
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