I think a retarded fat guy fancies one of my best friends. - General

Tell him to screw off or hang out somewhere else and don't fucking steal the retard's teddy bear? :downs:

I know what OP is saying, One of my best friends was nice to a mentally handicapped kid for one day last year and ever since he has clung like a little monkey wanting some biddy. I barley get to talk to him anymore because he always has biddy monkey around him being protective as fuck. He's to nice to tell him to fuck off.

OP is Fred

your kinda late bud

[QUOTE=Negrul1;18035784] probably has anger management difficulties (he grabbed one of my friends by the neck and pinned him against a wall (he is surprisingly strong) for stealing his teddy (ye, he has a teddy bear) on a school residential (as a side note, my friend got his own back later in the holiday by pissing on the fucking thing).[/QUOTE] Yeah, your friend is a dick.

Oh come on, I didn't shove him against the wall that hard...

[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;18036148]he is a Welshmen[/QUOTE] *Fix'd*

This is exactly whats happening to one of my friends. There this fat guy that always walks over to us but just stands a few metres away from us while we are talking. We say "Um, what do you want?" then he just walks off and comes back a few minutes later. I caught him looking at my friends ass once.

Just get Albert to tell him to fuck off. If he says it to him Fred will be crushed and might leave you guys alone.

Slip something in his drink. when he is passed out put a shotgun in his mouth and pull the trigger.

Fuck it. Beat all your friends down for being annoying. They probably deserve it too.

Tell him about the furry community in Second Life. He'll be so hooked he won't come off his pc anymore.

And now let's stop talking about furries before the thread goes up in flames.

Reminds me of the creepy guy who use to stand around our group at look at the girls asses back when i was in school, nobody invited him over he just came and stood there. Nobody told him to fuck off becuase we were all too nice. Just all gang up on him not fight him but you all tell him to fuck off, he can't beat you all up.

Get some problems of your own and stop getting your nose in other's peoples business.

For gods sake, Me and Albert are just friends!

Fuck Albert, in the ass. That'll show him.

[QUOTE=joshdasmif;18036431]Hello? They would just ricochet of him. He fat, he bounce.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqOzg2NLMQs[/media] lol

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[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;18036148]he is a Walesman[/QUOTE] get your geography right, a gog (person from northen wales)

Wow, I know someone exactly like that at my school. Except he doesn't own a teddy.

Chubbies need lovin' too.

OP, do you know if Albert is annoyed or thinks Fred fancies him at all? [QUOTE=Kingy_who;18041310]get your geography right, a gog (person from northen wales)[/QUOTE] No, sheepshagger applies to all of Wales sadly. :frown: I am Welsh and there is a fat person at my school called Fred but I don't know if he's retarded or gay though.

[QUOTE=RichyZ;18036027]i really hate the word "fancy" used in that way, it is so unnatural.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.cat-alog.com/magazines/cat_fancy_jan08.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Negrul1;18035784]I think a retarded fat guy fancies one of my (straight, male) best friends. It's getting really fucking annoying. Basically, there's this retard at my school that nobody likes and we'll call him Fred. He is fat, stupid and really annoying. He never has anything interesting to say and probably has anger management difficulties (he grabbed one of my friends by the neck and pinned him against a wall (he is surprisingly strong) for stealing his teddy (ye, he has a teddy bear) on a school residential (as a side note, my friend got his own back later in the holiday by pissing on the fucking thing). But cut to the present and, like I said, I think he fancies one of my best mates. In the morning, before school starts proper, we always chill out in a covered section of the top yard, about twenty of us [B](a relatively popular facepuncher!?!?!?)[/B]. [/QUOTE] And then I fucking laughed my ass off and stopped reading.

[QUOTE=joshdasmif;18036070]I use this word, not so often though because not all of the girls fancy me. Don't forget I am an Fper now. EDIT: I am Northern English but live in Scotland, thought I should mention that.[/QUOTE] I'm south-eastern (the good part of England), and everyone I know uses the term "x fancies y".

[QUOTE=Negrul1;18036048]I think it's a British term, and if not that then a northern English term.[/QUOTE] It is, I hear the term quite frequently in my area.

[QUOTE=Penguin-Man;18036045]-Fat -Retarded -Lonely -Homosexual, possibly bi You got yourself a [B]furry[/B][/QUOTE] Only furry joke I have [B]ever[/B] laughed at. Good show.

yes neil will is a prick and charlie is a good friend

What if the fat kid has some kind of downs syndrome or something and your friend is hes brother? caretaker? just doesent tell you