I think a retarded fat guy fancies one of my best friends.

[piranhamatt2]

offer him food

[Zeraux]

That sounds like one annoying guy. Tell him politely to leave, if possible get "Albert" to do the same.

[Køleskab]

monster bumb.

[BlueSaint]

[U]here is a plan list for you[/U]:
1.get a new house/dorm/appartment building/nasa living quarters on the space station
2. hire a hitman
3.hitman
4.kill him
5. jigsaw killer
6. hitman
7. do it your self
8. hitman

I hope that clears thing up for you, op.

[editline]07:59AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Penguin-Man;18036045]-Fat
-Retarded
-Lonely
-Homosexual, possibly bi

You got yourself a [B]furry[/B][/QUOTE]

HA!

[Com Truise]

I remember at UNI my girlfriend was nice to this retarded chick in our class and the fucking blob never left us alone, I still have nightmares of her telling us about how she masterbates while she sleeps D; I nearly died from the mental image I got, you cant un-think it!

[sirbubbles]

Look for the legal wording of your Schools Sexual Harrasment policy and read it to him

[The Robster]

Somewhat related video.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfsb5HUFMQ0[/media]

[Pascall]

Is he like... actually retarded, or are you just calling him retarded?

[AwesomeDino]

[QUOTE=RichyZ;18036027]i really hate the word "fancy" used in that way, it is so unnatural.[/QUOTE]

Deal with it.

Also, to get rid of this fat guy, use a flamethrower. Bonus is that you can eat the corpse afterwards if it's not entirely charred. Just try not to go near the lower regions. Sweat + Dick = ewwwwwwwwwww

[Assburgers]

Ahhh the social rejects.
We have someone like this at my school. He rubbed my friends crotch area with his hand then sniffed it. He fucking chases me around the school too, I run like, 10x faster than normal when he's behind me...

[snuwoods]

You're jealous.

[Splurgy]

Have you tried confronting said fat guy about his behaviour in a civil manner?

[HookJ]

ur a bully :(

[ChestyMcGee]

[QUOTE=Negrul1;18035784](a relatively popular facepuncher!?!?!?)[/QUOTE]

Why do all the insecure users think they have to post this every time they mention a large group of friends or going to a party?