Getting drunk tonight, could use a few pointers! - General

[QUOTE=CMasta;23033896]Maybe he feels socially unaccepted and does it to get attention?[/QUOTE] This. Definitely this. After all, OP clearly states I want ways to get so drunk so I can be so cool and hopefully become popular because of it. Fact of the matter is, I want to get drunk so I become more sociable, you know? Not worrying about how I look or what I'm wearing, more about me just getting out there and making friends. I don't need alcohol to do this, but it sure as hell helps.

There are times when I'm sober that I want to get completely smashed. When you're a bit tipsy, you'll think "Fuck it, I'll get shitfaced" Just drink loads of water before bed and eat a ton, you can eat fuckloads when you're drunk. Also when you be sick when drunk, that decreases the chance of a major hangover.

Oh TONIGHT? Eat a good meal beforehand. Gives your stomach a lining. [editline]07:03PM[/editline] Fuck automerge

[QUOTE=loopoo;23033564] Now, I know you're all probably thinking "What a fucking faggot. He's only ever gotten drunk twice? How old is this guy, 15?" Well, no. I'm actually 17.[/QUOTE] BIG DIFFERENCE THERE!. Since i got my car i never get drunk, i only drink a couple of beers or a glass of Whisky when i go out. I got bored of getting smashed, it's stupid, immature and doesn't even feel nice. Best of all, chicks dig a man who can control itself: It's much easier to hook up when sober. You shouldn't be asking for advice, just drink and shut up.

[QUOTE=TippZ;23033893]Just fucking drink, don't think about.[/QUOTE] I've noticed the more you think about it and count your drinks, you don't enjoy yourself. I've learnt to stop thinking, and start drinking!

Just a tip college has taught me. Captain Morgan will mix with ANYTHING you can find. Dr. Pepper, Sprite, Mountain Dew, Root Beer, Gatorade, Sobe, Vitamin Water. It even tastes fine by itself. It is the duct tape of alcohol.

[QUOTE=Xelatomis;23033907]Some people act drunk after a couple of drunks, I'm not saying you, just in general. No need for sarcasm. And yes I was very mature about it and didn't get shitfaced because I don't see the point in doing that.[/QUOTE] Honest to God I'm not being sarcastic. It's just pissing me off how people are waltzing in here telling me I'm a dumbass for not knowing how to drink properly. Yeah, I can take careful sips half the night away, but would I even get to a point where I'm socially drunk, or would I just feel a bit tipsy? And I didn't get shitfaced for the sake of it, I just honestly had no idea that small amount of beer could fuck you up that badly. But to be honest, I think it was due to the vodka drink, not the beer.

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;23033994]Just a tip college has taught me. Captain Morgan will mix with ANYTHING you can find. Dr. Pepper, Sprite, Mountain Dew, Root Beer, Gatorade, Sobe, Vitamin Water. It even tastes fine by itself. It is the duct tape of alcohol.[/QUOTE] Well it is rum...

[QUOTE=loopoo;23033925]This. Definitely this. After all, OP clearly states I want ways to get so drunk so I can be so cool and hopefully become popular because of it. Fact of the matter is, I want to get drunk so I become more sociable, you know? Not worrying about how I look or what I'm wearing, more about me just getting out there and making friends. I don't need alcohol to do this, but it sure as hell helps.[/QUOTE] Alcohol will give you that feeling for the night, but changing your personality requires time and/or psychedelic drugs, not depressants.

[QUOTE=loopoo;23033674]It's not that exactly. It's that I want to get drunk, but not overstep the line and become just "homeless drunk" or "grieving over a dead family member drunk". [/QUOTE] Just drink smartly, it's not hard. Stop analyzing the bloody thing, serve yourself a glass of booze and drink normally, if you want more, get more, if you don't, then stop. It's really fucking simple.

[QUOTE=Xelatomis;23034010]Well it is rum...[/QUOTE] First time I had rum was just a shot. I swear I breathed out for 2 minutes straight haha. The look on my face must have been priceless cause all my mates laughed. I then said "How the fuck can Pirates even like this stuff?" haha

[QUOTE=loopoo;23034005]Honest to God I'm not being sarcastic. It's just pissing me off how people are waltzing in here telling me I'm a dumbass for not knowing how to drink properly. Yeah, I can take careful sips half the night away, but would I even get to a point where I'm socially drunk, or would I just feel a bit tipsy? And I didn't get shitfaced for the sake of it, I just honestly had no idea that small amount of beer could fuck you up that badly. But to be honest, I think it was due to the vodka drink, not the beer.[/QUOTE] I hope you don't think I'm implying that you're a dumbass. No disrespect.

Drink only little, and bang the drunk chick's

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;23033994]Just a tip college has taught me. Captain Morgan will mix with ANYTHING you can find. Dr. Pepper, Sprite, Mountain Dew, Root Beer, Gatorade, Sobe, Vitamin Water. It even tastes fine by itself. It is the duct tape of alcohol.[/QUOTE] True that. Although it's over hyped for its brand.

[QUOTE=Xelatomis;23034036]I hope you don't think I'm implying that you're a dumbass. No disrespect.[/QUOTE] None taken. I've gotten a few helpful tips out of this. - Eat beforehand, preferably bread - Drink some milk beforehand - Glass of water after every can of beer had - Drink lots of water before going to sleep - Puking can help ease hangovers the next day, so don't try and hold it all in

Drinking really isn't that difficult...If you don't want a bad hangover or puking etc., just simply keep your drinking in check. You already stated that you know your own limit so just keep under that. Drinking with an empty stomach will make the alcohol hit you harder so remember to keep yourself fed. Drink water, hangover is partly dehydration because your body needs water to process alcohol.

Make sure to eat plenty before going out, it helps you not get fucked up. Dont mix drinks, stick to maybe one type of drink and one type of shot, should you start feeling messed up, get some air (smoke? :v:). Dont try to match other peoples drinks, as in ordering every time someone you know does. Dont do tequila shots, just dont. Also nevermind the haters, going drinking is fun, but just dont get too drunk or you might end up fighting someone over a ciggarette or something.

[QUOTE=EvilMelon;23033983]I've noticed the more you think about it and count your drinks, you don't enjoy yourself. I've learnt to stop thinking, and start drinking![/QUOTE] pretty much, yeah. take some shots and beer and go crazy

[QUOTE=Xelatomis;23034010]Well it is rum...[/QUOTE] Works with Jack Daniels, too.

[QUOTE=EvilMelon;23033983]I've noticed the more you think about it and count your drinks, you don't enjoy yourself.[/QUOTE] Why would you count your drinks? it's like counting how much do you eat, or sleep... it's stupid. You just 'do it' until you're satisfied.

Get a vasectomy. So when you get drunk and fuck a chick you won't have to worry. :smug:

[QUOTE=loopoo;23034064]None taken. I've gotten a few helpful tips out of this. - Eat beforehand, preferably bread - Drink some milk beforehand - Glass of water after every can of beer had - Drink lots of water before going to sleep - Puking can help ease hangovers the next day, so don't try and hold it all in[/QUOTE] In order: -Improves your resistance, you need more alcohol to get drunk and it's more expensive. -You'll get sick. -You'll get a bloated stomach -This is true. -I've never puked, I've lost consciousness but haven't puked. So i can't tell. It's disgusting though.

[QUOTE=Black Milano;23034139]Why would you count your drinks? it's like counting how much do you eat, or sleep... it's stupid. You just 'do it' until you're satisfied.[/QUOTE] UNLEASH THE BEAST (tm)

[QUOTE=Black Milano;23034225]In order: -Improves your resistance, you need more alcohol to get drunk and it's more expensive. -You'll get sick. -You'll get a bloated stomach -This is true. -I've never puked, I've lost consciousness but haven't puked. So i can't tell. It's disgusting though.[/QUOTE] Wrong. True. If he's aiming to get drunk, he shouldn't be drinking water at all until he actually IS drunk. What valuable insight.

Puking whilst drunk isn't that bad. It's the hangover the next day. Only reason it's so horrible is because you just routinely puke, even when your stomach is empty, so it hurts like a bitch. Puking with something in your stomach is bad, it's the empty puking that hurts. Plus, whenever you attempt to eat something, you just puke again. It's nasty.

get drunk and play oblivion

[QUOTE=chamon;23034044]True that. Although it's over hyped for its brand.[/QUOTE] but it's cheap as hell, which is why it's so great.

Alright guys, I'm heading off soon, cheers for the tips. Gonna bolster my courage, gonna meet new people, make new friends. Hopefully it'll all be good. I don't plan on getting outrageously drunk, so I'll take it easily and slowly. I'd rather be slightly less drunk than I hoped, rather than overly drunk.

Drink Gatorade before you go to sleep. It works for me. Also, don't drink so much fool.

[QUOTE=loopoo;23034512]Alright guys, I'm heading off soon, cheers for the tips. Gonna bolster my courage, gonna meet new people, make new friends. Hopefully it'll all be good. I don't plan on getting outrageously drunk, so I'll take it easily and slowly. I'd rather be slightly less drunk than I hoped, rather than overly drunk.[/QUOTE] Once you can be like "oh hey i'm drunk", take one more shot.