what is it? beer before wine, you'll be fine, wine before beer, you'll be queer
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;23034590]Once you can be like "oh hey i'm drunk", take one more shot.[/QUOTE]
Haha, I love that numb feeling you get after the 2nd can or something. Feels great. My first time I kept pulling my skin, felt crazy.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;23034632]what is it? beer before wine, you'll be fine, wine before beer, you'll be queer[/QUOTE]
Grass before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before grass, you're on your ass is the only one I know.
[QUOTE=loopoo;23034708]Haha, I love that numb feeling you get after the 2nd can or something. Feels great. My first time I kept pulling my skin, felt crazy.
Grass before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before grass, you're on your ass is the only one I know.[/QUOTE]
Hot damn, two cans of beer and you're buzzed? Jesus, man, get your tolerance up.
Beer before liquor makes you sicker.
Drink everything you can.
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;23034729]Hot damn, two cans of beer and you're buzzed? Jesus, man, get your tolerance up.
Beer before liquor makes you sicker.[/QUOTE]
Go easy on me man, it's my second time :v:
I get drunk on 6 cans, but that's not accurate seeing as I had random shots through the night.
I weight about 74kg and I'm 6ft 3" as well.
My first drunk experience was great, it was just me, my girlfriend, her friend, and my best friend. We drank some rum and almost an entire bottle of French whiskey. My girlfriend's sister took everyone's keys as just a precaution; drunken philosophy talk just doesn't work. It's impossible to sound smart and drunk at the same time. Surprsingly enough I didn't have a hangover the next morning. I was just kind of out of it, even after 13 shots of that whiskey and a few shots of rum.
Beer before liquor, You've never been sicker.
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
How i do : 3 can in the first hour then 1 each 45 minutes.
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;23034131]Works with Jack Daniels, too.[/QUOTE]
But JD tastes like ass. All about Johnnie Walker, excluding black label.
Hurr derp look how cool I am with my social life.
[QUOTE=Jasun;23035606]Hurr derp look how cool I am with my social life.[/QUOTE]
you really think this guy is cool?
Try the hour of power if you're really in a mood for a challenge. Shot of beer every minute.
Im 15 and have drunk more than a 17 year old. WHAT?
[QUOTE=^Lacey^;23037113]Im 15 and have drunk more than a 17 year old. WHAT?[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't be so proud of that.
herp derp i don't get invited to parties so therefore being drunk is dumb
Dont drive if you cant see the road :D
Seriously, Designated D though.
Get drunk to the point where your vision is better WITHOUT your glasses. It's just something you have to do
you say you dont know how much is to much yet in your opening post you tell us how much is to much :colbert: explain
When you finish drinking (as in booze, DON'T PASS OUT!!!) drink a METRIC SHIT TON of water. Hangover is almost nonexistent. Last time I got tanked I drank a 2 liter filled with water along with a few glasses and I woke up sleeping perfectly straight with no headache what so ever. I just felt weak :P
Getting a hangover from six beers and two drinks is what a sissy would get a hangover from.
Also drink a lot of water when you come home, you should drink roughly the same amount of water as you've been drinking throughout the night.
eat peanuts at the same time
Stay away from large men.
Hell, I can't even get drunk. Be happy you can.
Every man on my dad's side of the family was a drinker.
So, I don't know how or why, but I can't get drunk no matter how much I drink.
I can down a 5th of Vodka and just barely feel a buzz.
[QUOTE=YoMother;23037587]Haha I don't get hangovers.[/QUOTE]
*Highfive* Bro, same here.
[QUOTE=^Lacey^;23037113]Im 15 and have drunk more than a 17 year old. WHAT?[/QUOTE]
quick fact: drinking isn't that amazing and not everybody loves to do it
Druken assholes think they look so cool. You'll think ''cool'' when your 45 years old and have a beer gut
[QUOTE=Superstormj;23037758]Hell, I can't even get drunk. Be happy you can.
Every man on my dad's side of the family was a drinker.
So, I don't know how or why, but I can't get drunk no matter how much I drink.
I can down a 5th of Vodka and just barely feel a buzz.[/QUOTE]
That's not that much, I can do it too.
The trick is to do three things.
One: Mix drinks. Stay away from Whiskey/Tequila, that will kill you. Otherwise, go crazy.
Two: Drink a lot. You do not have a red light.
Three: Do a LOT of exercise right before you drink, you'll get drunk faster. (Blood's pumping harder.)
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;23039621]That's not that much, I can do it too.
The trick is to do three things.
One: Mix drinks. Stay away from Whiskey/Tequila, that will kill you. Otherwise, go crazy.
Two: Drink a lot. You do not have a red light.
Three: Do a LOT of exercise right before you drink, you'll get drunk faster. (Blood's pumping harder.)[/QUOTE]
What's so bad about Whiskey? It's gotta be my penultimate favorite drink next to Gin Martinis. In fact, last time I got plastered, I seem to recall having five Jack & Cokes along with 2 beers in about 2 hours.
[editline]4:25 PM[/editline] I'm just saying, I've never heard anything bad like that about Whiskey. Is it a joke? If so, I don't get it.
My first time was pretty smooth.
Don't drink too much and you'll do fine.
[QUOTE=Zeraux;23041114]My first time was pretty smooth.
Don't drink too much and you'll do fine.[/QUOTE]
Yes, alcohol is a stupidity enhancing drug when taken in large doses. It is also the cause of many a Darwin award. If you say " hey guys, hold me beer" do not do when you are thinking of doing, it will most likely end with you in the hospital.
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