• Getting drunk tonight, could use a few pointers!
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you seriously prepare to get drunk? the fuck?
Yay for not getting hangovers.
[QUOTE=loopoo;23033564] PS: People who rate me dumb have never gotten drunk before, so they don't know how thin the line between soberness and drunkenness is.[/QUOTE] have a box I'm past the drinking age in Ireland you think i've never been drunk before?
[QUOTE=loopoo;23033564]Hey guys, it's me, yet again. So, cutting straight to the chase, I'm being invited out tonight. About 4 mates I know and then a bunch of other people I've met once or twice. Gonna be good. However, first time I got drunk was a while back, and let's just say I got absolutely. Fucking. Shitfaced. This will be the second time I've ever gotten drunk. Now, I know you're all probably thinking "What a fucking faggot. He's only ever gotten drunk twice? How old is this guy, 15?" Well, no. I'm actually 17, it's just I've been in the Middle-East, and getting booze over there ain't so easy. Anyways, some people might have hated that first experience, however, I think differently. Yeah, the hangover might have been the worst fucking experience I've ever endured, but hey, at least now I've been through it I know what to expect. Also, another bright side is I know my limit. Which, for those of you wondering, is about 6 cans of beer (a six pack) and two big glasses of this purple shit, consisting of rum, coke and some other alcohol. So, I came here asking for advice. Now, I wanna get drunk, but I do NOT want to get that drunk again. At least, not yet. I want to get drunk to the point where I enjoy myself, not to the point where I black out and talk like I've been hit by a 10-tonne truck. I want to enjoy myself, not be isolated in my little world of drunken-ness. So, pointers, tips, stuff to look out for. I will definitely be drinking slowly this time, whereas last time I down all 6 cans in about 40 minutes. So I'll steadily up the ante till I'm at where I wanna be. But, I really do not want to get that shitfaced again. I gotta come home in the morning, and pale-faced and smelling of puke is not how I wanna be seen. PS: People who rate me dumb have never gotten drunk before, so they don't know how thin the line between soberness and drunkenness is.[/QUOTE] First time that I've gotten drunk, I didn't mix, I drank five beers (yes that's little to some people, I'm pretty lightweight when it comes to that) throughout the night and I drank a shitload of water when I got home so I didn't get a hangover the next day. So basically: eat food, don't mix, drink water when you get back (unless you're going to get shitfaced so badly you wont remember to do that, in which case you're dumb) Also 6 cans in 40 minutes? What? Are you going there to have fun or to get drunk? It's just something you do at parties, not some retarded right of passage.
This looks an awefull lot like the thread about getting stoned, or something alike, for the first time. I think that was made half a year ago.
The line between sober and drunk? I'd say about 20 beers would draw it.
[QUOTE=wewt!;23041527]First time that I've gotten drunk, I didn't mix, I drank five beers (yes that's little to some people, I'm pretty lightweight when it comes to that) throughout the night and I drank a shitload of water when I got home so I didn't get a hangover the next day. So basically: eat food, don't mix, drink water when you get back (unless you're going to get shitfaced so badly you wont remember to do that, in which case you're dumb) Also 6 cans in 40 minutes? What? Are you going there to have fun or to get drunk? It's just something you do at parties, not some retarded right of passage.[/QUOTE] Ever heard of party games? Yeah. I played one. It lasted for about an hour, so many people got fucked.
Who goes out for the sole purpose of getting drunk? That is retarded. If you go to a party, have fun, and get shitfaced then that is one thing, but going out just to get drunk is dumb.
[QUOTE=loopoo;23042175]Ever heard of party games? Yeah. I played one. It lasted for about an hour, so many people got fucked.[/QUOTE] A party game whose sole purpose is to get you as shitfaced as possible is dumb. Seriously, people go to parties[I] and[/I] get drunk, they don't go to parties [I]to[/I] get drunk.
mix vodka with red and white wine add some lemon lime to it mix in huge bottle drink on one go you'll feel good [editline]12:07AM[/editline] red bull too
[QUOTE=runtime;23033945]Oh TONIGHT? Eat a good meal beforehand. Gives your stomach a lining.[/QUOTE] In theory. Or you could just blow it all out on some blokes floor because "The spinning walls made you dizzy". I had a bad experience with eating before drinking. Then again I was stupid and downed 6 shots in less than 30 minutes...
Protip: don't let your friend pour Vodka into your drink, and if somebody does do something like that; don't be really stingey with your money and think you need to drink whatever it is because you bought it. Just throw it away.
Don't drink to get drunk. find a drink that you ACTUALLY ENJOY DRINKING, and drink as much of that as you want. I mean, being drunk can help some parties. getting so pissed you end up wearing a chicks bra and taking vodka shots out of her mouth while on webcam to ANOTHER chick is rather fun. But sometimes, you want to keep your head, if not clear, then just slightly muzzy.
Just dont drink? Or just enouch to get you tipsy. Seriously, if you further behind tipsy your gonna be fucked up.
don't drive or else you will spill your beer everywhere!
[QUOTE=wewt!;23042225]A party game whose sole purpose is to get you as shitfaced as possible is dumb. Seriously, people go to parties[I] and[/I] get drunk, they don't go to parties [I]to[/I] get drunk.[/QUOTE] Someone's never been to college, I bet. You're social throughout the day, and you don't make friends drunk. You party with friends you have to GET drunk. That, or to pick up chicks if you want. Otherwise it's stupid.
[QUOTE=loopoo;23033564]Hey guys, it's me, yet again. So, cutting straight to the chase, I'm being invited out tonight. About 4 mates I know and then a bunch of other people I've met once or twice. Gonna be good. However, first time I got drunk was a while back, and let's just say I got absolutely. Fucking. Shitfaced. This will be the second time I've ever gotten drunk. Now, I know you're all probably thinking "What a fucking faggot. He's only ever gotten drunk twice? How old is this guy, 15?" Well, no. I'm actually 17, it's just I've been in the Middle-East, and getting booze over there ain't so easy. Anyways, some people might have hated that first experience, however, I think differently. Yeah, the hangover might have been the worst fucking experience I've ever endured, but hey, at least now I've been through it I know what to expect. Also, another bright side is I know my limit. Which, for those of you wondering, is about 6 cans of beer (a six pack) and two big glasses of this purple shit, consisting of rum, coke and some other alcohol. So, I came here asking for advice. Now, I wanna get drunk, but I do NOT want to get that drunk again. At least, not yet. I want to get drunk to the point where I enjoy myself, not to the point where I black out and talk like I've been hit by a 10-tonne truck. I want to enjoy myself, not be isolated in my little world of drunken-ness. So, pointers, tips, stuff to look out for. I will definitely be drinking slowly this time, whereas last time I down all 6 cans in about 40 minutes. So I'll steadily up the ante till I'm at where I wanna be. But, I really do not want to get that shitfaced again. I gotta come home in the morning, and pale-faced and smelling of puke is not how I wanna be seen. PS: People who rate me dumb have never gotten drunk before, so they don't know how thin the line between soberness and drunkenness is.[/QUOTE] Rated you dumb, and I have been drunk before. You need to learn your limits, and that's not hard unless you are retarded.
[quote=xelatomis;23034010]well it is rum...[/quote] yarrrr!
I mix drinks all the time, forget every occasion, but I always feel excellent in the morning. The problem I have is that when ever I sleep at a friends, I wake up way too early. I'll wake up at around 7:30 and everyone else is still snoring away, I can't get back to sleep so I have nothing to do while I wait for everyone to awake and bitch about their horrible headaches.
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;23033798]How about you drink socially instead of being a fool who drinks to get drunk?[/QUOTE] I know Im late, but FUCKING THIS. Why do people have to slug down as much straight liquor as then can in 5 minutes just so they can get wasted out of their mind and puke everywhere? Thats not fun at all, its just plain retarded.
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;23033994]Just a tip college has taught me. Captain Morgan will mix with ANYTHING you can find. Dr. Pepper, Sprite, Mountain Dew, Root Beer, Gatorade, Sobe, Vitamin Water. It even tastes fine by itself. It is the duct tape of alcohol.[/QUOTE] I could drink rum all day, I love it. I generally take a bottle of rum, bottle of Jack Daniels, and some beer with me to every party, and I drink about half of each, sometimes more of one than the others. My mouth is now watering thinking of the lovely flavours of Jack and rum (not so much beer, I like it, but just can't compare to my lust for JDs). [editline]01:36AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Timebomb757;23048215]I know Im late, but FUCKING THIS. Why do people have to slug down as much straight liquor as then can in 5 minutes just so they can get wasted out of their mind and puke everywhere? Thats not fun at all, its just plain retarded.[/QUOTE] I'm not social, but when I am wasted I sure as hell am. Also, I don't puke unless I drink water, or that one time when I decided to chug a micky of Jacks (neeeeever doing that again).
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[QUOTE=Stupideye;23033764]This. It soaks it up.[/QUOTE] fuck bread, eat pizza. I have yet to find anything that soaks up booze better than pizza
[QUOTE=silentjubjub;23033591]Don't fall down on your pooper.[/QUOTE] OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO FUNNY. Just take it nice and easy.
Drug Discussion.
[QUOTE=loopoo;23033564] PS: People who rate me dumb have never gotten drunk before, so they don't know how thin the line between soberness and drunkenness is.[/QUOTE] no, we're voting dumb because you're dumb...
For every drink of alcohol, have a drink of water. It'll reduce any hangover you get by a lot.
how the hell do russians drink vodka? i mean seriously, i tried drinking a good 50 ml of the shit and my lungs honestly felt like someone dropped a match into them, my throat felt like someone rubbed it with a bunch of sandpaper, and it tasted and smelled like fucking hand sanitizer worst shit ever
Drink a full bottle of vodka, its got like no alcohol, it even looks like water. But seriously. You said you now know you limit? So don't push the fucking limit. Not that hard dude. Rated dumb.
[QUOTE=Ace of Snails;23049044]how the hell do russians drink vodka? i mean seriously, i tried drinking a good 50 ml of the shit and my lungs honestly felt like someone dropped a match into them, my throat felt like someone rubbed it with a bunch of sandpaper, and it tasted and smelled like fucking hand sanitizer worst shit ever[/QUOTE] I love vodka, it's pretty much all I drink. It doesn't taste bad, and the burn is less than whiskey or something straight.
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