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[quote]Cat Theory: An essay on Cats, Toast and Perpetual Motion By Jenny Perpetual Motion. The key to infinite energy and saving the environment. What is perpetual motion? Put simply, it is a form of motion that once started will continue to run by itself without any need for additional fuel, and normally requiring very little maintenance. Isaac Newton was supposedly the &#8216;Father&#8217; of perpetual motion by proving to us that every action creates an equal and opposite reaction, he was then able to demonstrate this to the masses with the now popular &#8216;Newton&#8217;s Cradle&#8217;, a set of ball bearings suspended from wire that once started swinging would only stop due to the friction and air resistance of their movement. Since Newton&#8217;s death, scientists the world over have been studying the idea of perpetual motion and trying to create a device that will create true perpetual motion, in more recent years this has been with the intent to find a way to generate electricity without the need to burn fossil fuels. These scientists have been spending a lot of time and money with all these brand new shiny and really rather scary looking machines and magnets to try and create perpetual motion. However, they only really needed to look in their kitchens, and they&#8217;d have the key. You see, no matter how much money you spend on science and technology, it will never replace the three key items that have existed for hundreds of years. Cats, toast, and butter. This statement brings us to our first Cat Theory expression: Cats + Toast + Butter > Isaac Newton So now, you want to know how a household pet, combined with two edible items, can create perpetual motion. And if you&#8217;re in possession of all three of these, you&#8217;ll want to know how you can make money from it (or at least cut down your energy bills). The answer is simple. You put them all together and throw the new package. However, to be able to put this into practice, you must first understand the science and key principles behind Cat Theory. Cats have been with mankind since the very beginning of everything, the ancient Egyptians hailed them as godly creatures and historians (although trying to give a different impression) still to this day have no idea why this is. The simple fact is that the Egyptians knew the power held by the cat in physics. In the Egyptian Book of the Dead, there was an un-translated passage that was omitted from most commercially available editions to avoid making historians look bad. This passage, when translated, actually read: &#8220;The cateth be hailed as the most powerfuleth creation, for it is the being that shalt always land on it&#8217;s sacred lower appendages&#8221; Even after translation, this passage has been kept from being printed as it is seen to be too controversial to be read by the dead (or the general public). Many literary and historical &#8216;experts&#8217; have interpreted this passage in their own way, however after studying it for several years, a small collection of historians specialising in the Egyptian era have concluded that it is trying to explain that cats will always land on their feet. As well as ancient spiritual backing, this concept also has hard science supporting it. In his teenage years, none other than Albert Einstein experimented with Cat Theory and wrote very extensively on the subject. However, after his uncle was found to be smuggling Cuban cat food into the country, Einstein destroyed his notes on the subject and never mentioned it again. Someone who did mention it again was one of Einstein&#8217;s college friends, who kept very brief journal entries on Einstein&#8217;s experiments and findings (this friend however has asked to be kept anonymous, and has published these notes and journal entries under various pseudonyms). Amongst the disturbing records of experiments gone wrong was written the following entry: &#8220;Oh my god, I can&#8217;t believe it, they ALWAYS land on their feet, this is most incredible!&#8221; Whilst there was no official logging in the journal of a conclusive result from all the experiments, this entry in the last quarter of the document clearly signifies that Einstein had come to the conclusion that, when dropped, cats will always land on their feet. This extraordinary scientific discovery made its way onto the scene through urban legend and tales of incredible feats committed by cats as they jumped from amazing heights and still landed on their feet. If Einstein had kept his notes on the subject, who knows where we would be with science these days? Only a few years after it became public knowledge that cats always land on their feet, it also emerged that if you were to drop buttered toast, it will always land butter-side down. Butter and toast are historic items, and it is hard to pinpoint exactly where and when they were created, nor does anyone particularly care. Although it should be quite obvious now that they SHOULD care, and much more time should be devoted by historians to finding out the origins of these two items. Only a few people have ever dared to experiment with the controversial subject of the dropping of buttered toast, however those who have preformed these experiments all came to the same conclusion: Buttered toast always lands butter side down. Due to the intense ethical debate surrounding these experiments this is the first document to ever acknowledge that these experiments ever took place, yet alone to publish a conclusive result. Due to the lack of experimentation with buttered toast, there is yet to be a proven reason to exactly WHY buttered toast always lands butter side down, all we know is that it does, and it ALWAYS does. So, taking into account the proven fact that cats always land on their feet, and buttered toast will always land butter side down, we are left with a very interesting question to ponder. What would happen if you attached a piece of buttered toast, butter side up, to the back of a cat. Then dropped the cat? This question is the definition usually provided when someone asks, &#8220;What is cat theory?&#8221; You see, cat theory is not so much a theory as it is a question, along with a potential answer to a question. This is what Einstein was experimenting with during his years at college. These experiments however yielded very little result that can be used now however, as his friend who kept logs of these experiments was incredibly unreliable, and whenever a cat theory experiment was preformed, for the few days before and after the experiment the journal would consist of only insane ramblings and pictures of alien beings (which on close examination, could be said to be a hybrid of cats and toast) So, without any conclusive evidence on Cat Theory, and being totally unable to conduct these experiments ourselves, we are left only being able to hypothesise the answer to the cat theory question. After much pondering, and studying of what little evidence there is, I have been able to draw two possible conclusions. Conclusion 1 &#8211; The spinning cat&#8230; Once the buttered toast has been attached to the cat&#8217;s back, the cat should be dropped from a survivable height. The cat shall fall half of the distance until the &#8216;Spinning Cat&#8217; hypothesis will come into effect. Once the cat is half way through its descent, it shall hover in mid-air. This is caused by the effect of the buttered toast on the fall. After a brief stop in mid-air (when the cat appears to be &#8216;floating&#8217;) the cat will begin to slowly turn. This is caused by the buttered toast trying to point towards the floor, as this is the way that it must land. After the cat has totally inverted (rotated 180º) the law of &#8220;Cats must always land on their feet&#8221; will come into effect, making the cat continue its rotation until it has turned a full 360º. Once the cat has returned to its upright position, the buttered toast law shall come into effect, making the cat&#8217;s rotation continue. Now that this has happened, you will have a cat hovering in mid air, rotating. The rotation will accelerate until either the cat reaches terminal velocity, or the forces of gravity prove too strong and separate the toast from the cat (Either through the attachment breaking, or the cat breaking) Once the cat in motion, provided that the toast and the cat do not become separated, you will have perfect perpetual motion. With this fact established it is easy to see how the cat-toast package could be used to power a generator to provide electricity for thousands of homes. The only problem with the application of energy generation to this theory is that it is currently unknown if a cat will continue to hold this rotating state after its death. Conclusion 2 &#8211; Don&#8217;t let the cat start spinning&#8230; This conclusion draws the same initial ideas from the first conclusion. However when the cat has reached the half way point in its descent, it will simply stop. This is caused by the fact that after the cat-toast package has reached the point at which both of them individually would begin their rotation to follow their assigned laws, it becomes apparent that neither of them will be able to land the way they are supposed to land. Now you have two key elements in play here, you have the cat which is trying to land on its feet, but is unable to due to the toast on the back of the cat, and vice versa with the toast. So, while the cat is hovering, it is entirely safe, however, if it takes even the slightest knock from either side, it shall slowly rotate and begin spinning. If this should happen it would continue spinning until it ended up going faster than the speed of light. When it reaches this point the cat will go back in time to the point when it first started spinning. Once here, it shall combine with its past self to create a time-travelling anti-cat. The anti-cat will then travel forward in time to the point when it first travelled back in time and drop to the floor. The anti-cat is able to do this as it is no longer bound by the laws of physics. After returning to this point it shall walk around like a normal cat. That is, if you consider a normal cat to be a cat that can control space, matter and time. The anti-cat also sees everything that has ever happened, is currently happening, and will ever happen throughout the entire universe all at once. These properties make the anti-cat an incredibly dangerous being. It is rumoured that Einstein did accidentally create an anti-cat in one experiment gone awry, however this is neither confirmed nor denied at any point in his friend&#8217;s journal. I think we should all be praying right now, that the anti-cat does not exist&#8230; [/quote] :munch: what.
[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18456190]:munch: what.[/QUOTE] In short, buttered toast on cat joke :rimshot:
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[quote]Prof. Freeman Dyson was a visitor for two weeks at the University of Washington, where I'm a member of the Physics Faculty. He presented a series lectures dealing broadly with the problems of large scientific projects and with strategies for success in such endeavors. I'd been in London during the early part of his visit, but I returned just in time to attend his last lecture, which was devoted to the past and future of the U. S. space program. We also had a lively and wide-ranging conversation over lunch on the last day of his visit. This column, based on this lecture and conversation, is a report on Prof. Dyson's views on our troubled space program. Freeman Dyson has a well-deserved reputation as a truly original thinker. He helped to conceive Project Orion, a hydrogen-bomb-powered starship concept, and his name is associated with the Dyson sphere, the ultimate solar-energy based civilization. Whenever there are two conflicting opinions on a controversial technical subject, be it disarmament, nuclear power, or construction of big accelerators, Dyson can be depended upon to propose a strikingly original third opinion, always logical and well-considered, which bears little resemblance to either of the other two. In the case of the space program his views stand in striking contrast to those of both the "Get humans into space at whatever cost" camp and the "Dump manned spaceflight and do space science with machines" advocates. Dyson, who characterizes himself as a "hard-core space cadet", feels, in essence, that men and machines both have their places in space, and that a balanced scientific program of exploration and discovery must exploit the strengths of both. He also feels that scientific priorities should rate far higher in decision making than has been the case in any of NASA's manned endeavors, from Mercury and Apollo to the Shuttle and the Space Station project. Dyson's lecture started by discussing "a path not taken", Werner von Braun's bold 1952 proposal for a manned expedition to explore Mars. Von Braun described a massive undertaking requiring 46 ferry vessels (shuttles) transporting 37,000 tons of hardware into Earth orbit, where equipment would be assembled to move 70 men and 4,200 tons of equipment into Mars orbit, from which 50 men and 150 tons of equipment would descend in three ships on the surface of the planet. The expedition would have used essentially WWII technology, and von Braun estimated that it would cost "about as much as a minor military expedition in a limited theater of war." Dyson contrasted this dream with the realities of the Apollo project that came to fruition 15 years later. Von Braun had naively specified a 1 kHz bandwidth for the communication channel between the Mars expedition and Earth, a channel too narrow for even voice communication. The Mars expedition would have communicated by the equivalent of Morse code. By contrast, Apollo was designed and executed in the glare of international television coverage and required a communication bandwidth thousands of times broader. Dyson characterized the Apollo project as a brilliant success precisely because it was "conceived and honestly presented to the public as an international sporting event and not as a contribution to science." This was symbolized by the first item to be unpacked after landing on the Moon's surface, the television camera. He observed that the landings, the comings and goings of the astronauts, the explorations of the Moon's surface, the gatherings of moon rocks, and the earth-ward departures all were expertly choreographed with the cameras placed in the right positions to make a dramatic spectacle for television. Scientifically, however, Apollo was a dry hole. No big scientific surprised came from the chemistry of the moon rocks or the magnetic and seismic observations that the astronauts carried out on the lunar surface. It was no surprise, either, that humans were indeed able to walk on the moon, to drive moon buggies, to hit a golf ball, and to bring back moon rocks. The big surprise of Apollo was the high quality of the public entertainment, and this came at a high cost to science. Dyson then speculated on how some hypothetical NASA with an active interest in science might have structured the Apollo project within the same time and cost boundaries to produce good science as well as good entertainment. The main thing that was lacking in Apollo for good science was time. The 6 Apollo landings each placed 2 astronauts on the lunar surface for up to 3 days with about 2 tons of supplies and equipment for life support and exploration. For all of Apollo there were a total of about 50 man-days of lunar exploration using a total of 12 tons of equipment. That's about 4 man-days of exploration per ton of equipment. That's very inefficient. Von Braun envisioned 130 man-days of exploration of Mars per ton of equipment. Dyson suggested that 40 man-days/ton might be a more realistic compromise. If half Apollo's lunar landings had been done by unmanned freight carriers, each of these could have deposited at least 18 tons fo additional supplies on the lunar surface. That would have provided a team of six astronauts with 60 tons of supplies and equipment, sufficient for a 400 day mission of lunar exploration. That comes to 2400 man-days of exploration instead of the 50 man-days of Apollo. With this much time, Dyson suggested, the Apollo project might have achieved some significant science. There would have been time to explore the lunar poles , to circumnavigate the body, to set up radio-astronomy dishes on the Moon's radio-quiet back side, to take the time to investigate and theorize and observe and test and probe. There would have been the time and opportunity to bring into play those intrinsically human skills which have lead in previous years-long voyages of discovery to new insights and understanding. The real Apollo, of course, was carried out in a few days by test pilots operating at a dead run, with one eye on the clock and the other on the prime-time news schedule. There was simply no time for science. Dyson's revisionist version of Apollo is another road not taken. Dyson then turned from "the brilliant success of Apollo" to "the dismal failure of the Space Shuttle". The Shuttle was supposed to be cheap, to be reliable, to be easy to service and re-use, and it was supposed to be a frequent flier. Above all, it was supposed to be safe. As it turns out, it is none of these things. Dyson characterized the Shuttle both as a "turkey" and as a "lame horse". A turkey in Air Force slang is a bird that can hardly fly. The Shuttle is a turkey because it can only just fly into a low orbit. It has no margin of safety, no extra capability for taking payloads to the higher orbits needed by many scientific projects. It is a lame horse because as soon as one problem is corrected, another problem appears. Dyson remarked that the Shuttle is a prime example of the "Problem of Premature Choice", a prevalent failing of government which he characterized as "betting all your money on one horse before you have found whether she is lame". When a project is sufficiently large that the "waste" of exploring more than one engineering alternative becomes embarrassing to public officials, they find the urge to immediately select one alternative and to kill all the others almost irresistible. Dyson suggested that such anticipation of nature is a fundamental mistake. The evolution of science and technology is a Darwinian process of natural selection. Public officials attempt to make the process "more efficient" by short-circuiting the selection process, jumping the gun on nature's choices by pre-selecting one of them, usually the cheapest. It is a paradox that the secret of efficiency in natural selection is waste, the "waste" of providing a number of alternatives that can be tested against one another in true competition. The Shuttle lacked such competition, and our space program is now suffering for it. Dyson contrasted the Shuttle with another space project, the International Ultraviolet Explorer or IUE. This little-known space observatory was launched in January, 1978, using a reliable Delta rocket. The Delta, like the Saturn-5 of the Apollo program, has phased out by NASA management, killed to prevent competition with the Shuttle. The IUE, with mirrors and optics supplied by NASA, communication electronics from the UK, and a solar power system by the European Space Agency, was designed to operate in a geosynchronous orbit for about 3 years. It has now been operating for more than a decade. During that period it has been used by over 1000 astronomers and astrophysicists to observe for ultraviolet and visible light the wavelength spectra of over 50,000 stellar objects, scientific investigations that have resulted in the publication of over 1,000 scientific papers. The IUE was in orbit when supernova SN1987A burst upon the scientific community and had provided the most detailed and accurate light curves ever measured for this rare stellar event. The Hubble Space Telescope, with 50 times the resolution of IUE and able to study 10,000 times fainter objects, is still waiting on the ground for a working Shuttle to take it into orbit. Dyson, having summarized the past 30 years of the space program, concluded his talk with some guesses as to the shape of the next 30 years. He believes that NASA's big and visible projects, the Shuttle and the Space Station, will from the perspective of 30 years in the future appear as quaint and misguided gargantuan ventures in the wrong direction, the von Hindenbergs and Titanics of the late 20th century. He feels that the successful space activities of the future will bear little resemblance to NASA's present long range plans. Manned spaceflight will use new launch technologies that will make chemical rockets seem absurdly inefficient. Most of the basic groundwork of exploring the solar system will be done with "smart" space-faring probes exploiting the emerging techniques of bio-engineering and nanotechnology. The space projects of 30 years in the future will be as far ahead of today's IUE in sophistication and information bandwidth as IUE is ahead of the von Braun's Mars expedition. I've just returned from Vancouver, BC, where I was Science Guest of Honor at V-Con. Dr. David Stephenson, a Canadian space scientist, remarked there that each nation seems to play its own national game in space. The Russians play Chess, plotting their moves with a strategy that looks decades into the future. The Japanese play Go, systematically surrounding each technological territory with their pieces until they make it their own. The Europeans play Bridge, kicking a lot under the table while presenting a smooth performance above its surface. And what of the USA? Well, in the 1960's we were playing Monopoly. But now, under the present policies of NASA, we seem to have switched to Trivial Pursuits ... By the time you read this some 4-6 months from now, our democratic processes will have elected a new president. He will, among other things, have to decide what to do about the NASA problem. At minimum a new NASA Administrator must be appointed, and perhaps the space agency will also be restructured as some critics are presently suggesting. Will there be further plodding along the dismal path that has lead from the triumph of Apollo to the Challenger Disaster? Will the agency continue to place science far down in the priority queue, going always for the Premature Choice and the job security of mammoth engineering projects. Will NASA continue to withhold any investments in the future, in advanced propulsion technologies, and in new ideas? I hope not. I hope that the new President will choose carefully when making the decisions on the new head for NASA and on whether to restructure the agency. The new President can get advice from anyone he chooses. I think that he should have a very long talk with Freeman Dyson.[/quote] Wait, what?
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Reply Agree Agree x 2 Agree Disagree Funny Informative Polite/Nice/Friendly Useful Optimistic Artistic Late Bad Spelling Bad Reading Dumb Post #15 31 Minutes Ago Tovleman Tovleman's Avatar January 2009 1,601 Posts Found some code: Code: #Include once "windows.bi" #Include Once "win/commctrl.bi" #Include Once "win/commdlg.bi" #Include Once "win/shellapi.bi" #Include "treeview.bi" Function IDD_DIALOG_Init _ (Byval hWin As hwnd,_ Byval wParam As wParam,_ Byval lParam As lParam _ )As Integer Return 0 End Function Function IDD_DIALOG_OnSize _ (Byval hWin As hwnd,_ 'handle of dialog Byval lState As Long,_ 'resizing state Byval cx As Long,_ 'width of client area Byval cy As Long _ 'height of client area )As Integer Return 0 End Function Function IDD_DIALOG_OnClose _ (Byval hWin As hwnd _ 'handle of dialog )As Integer Return 0 End Function Function IDD_DIALOG_OnDestroy _ (Byval hWin As hwnd _ 'handle of dialog )As Integer Return 0 End Function Function IDD_DIALOG_OnNotify _ (Byval hWin As hwnd,_ 'handle of dialog Byval lCtlID As Long,_ 'handle of control Byval lpNMHDR As NMHDR Ptr,_ Byref lresult As Long _ 'return value )As Integer Dim As NMTREEVIEW Ptr nmtv If lCtlID=IDC_TRV1 Then Select Case (lpNMHDR->code ) Case TVN_SELCHANGED '' selection changed '' for TVN_SELCHANGE, the lParam of WM_NOTIFY points to a larger structure '' (NMTREEVIEW) that contains NMHDR at the top. nmtv = cast( NMTREEVIEW Ptr, lpNMHDR ) '' nmtv->itemOld - itemOld/New are TVITEM structures '' nmtv->itemNew Select Case nmtv->action Case TVC_BYKEYBOARD '' selchanged because of keystroke Case TVC_BYMOUSE '' user clicked a new item Case TVC_UNKNOWN '' unknown, whatever that means End Select End Select Endif Return 0 End Function Function IDD_DIALOG_OnTimer _ (Byval hWin As hwnd,_ 'handle of dialog Byval wTimerID As word _ 'handle of dialog )As Integer Return 0 End Function Function WndProc(Byval hWin As HWND,Byval uMsg As UINT,Byval wParam As WPARAM,Byval lParam As LPARAM) As Integer Dim As Long id,event,lresult 'dim hCtl as HWND Dim rect As RECT Dim lpNMHDR As NMHDR Ptr Dim tvis As TVINSERTSTRUCT Dim ht As HTREEITEM Dim hWndTree As HWND Select Case uMsg Case WM_INITDIALOG hWnd=hWin hWndTree = GetDlgItem(hWin,1001) Clear tvis, 0, Len(tvis) tvis.Item.Mask = TVIF_TEXT Or TVIF_PARAM tvis.item.pszText = Strptr("AAAA") tvis.item.cchTextMax = Len("AAAA") tvis.item.iImage = 0 tvis.item.iSelectedImage = 1 tvis.hInsertAfter = 0 tvis.hParent = TVI_ROOT ht=SendMessage(hWndTree,TVM_INSERTITEM,0,cast(LPARAM,@tvis)) If IDD_DIALOG_Init(hWin,wparam,lparam) Then Function=false Exit Function Endif Case WM_COMMAND id=loword(wParam) event=hiword(wParam) Select Case HiWord(wParam) Case BN_CLICKED,1 Select Case LoWord(wParam) Case IDM_FILE_EXIT SendMessage(hWin,WM_CLOSE,0,0) Case IDM_HELP_ABOUT ShellAbout(hWin,@AppName,@AboutMsg,NULL) End Select End Select Case WM_SIZE If IDD_DIALOG_OnSize(hWin,wparam,loword(lparam),hiword(lparam)) Then Function=false Exit Function Endif Case WM_NOTIFY lpNMHDR=cast(NMHDR Ptr,lparam) id=lpnmhdr->idfrom event=lpnmhdr->code If IDD_DIALOG_OnNotify(hWin,wparam,cast(NMHDR Ptr,lparam),lresult) Then Function=lresult Exit Function Endif Case WM_TIMER If IDD_DIALOG_OnTimer(hWin,wparam) Then Function=false Exit Function Endif Case WM_CLOSE If IDD_DIALOG_OnClose(hWin) Then Function=false Exit Function Endif EndDialog(hWin,0) DestroyWindow(hWin) Case WM_DESTROY PostQuitMessage(NULL) Case Else Return DefWindowProc(hWin,uMsg,wParam,lParam) End Select Return 0 End Function Function WinMain(Byval hInst As HINSTANCE,Byval hPrevInst As HINSTANCE,Byval CmdLine As Zstring Ptr,Byval CmdShow As Integer) As Integer Dim wc As WNDCLASSEX Dim msg As MSG ' Setup and register class for dialog wc.cbSize=SizeOf(WNDCLASSEX) wc.style=CS_HREDRAW Or CS_VREDRAW wc.lpfnWndProc=@WndProc wc.cbClsExtra=0 wc.cbWndExtra=DLGWINDOWEXTRA wc.hInstance=hInst wc.hbrBackground=Cast(HBRUSH,COLOR_BTNFACE+1) wc.lpszMenuName=Cast(Zstring Ptr,IDM_MENU) wc.lpszClassName=@ClassName wc.hIcon=LoadIcon(NULL,IDI_APPLICATION) wc.hIconSm=wc.hIcon wc.hCursor=LoadCursor(NULL,IDC_ARROW) RegisterClassEx(@wc) ' Create and show the dialog CreateDialogParam(hInstance,Cast(Zstring Ptr,IDD_DIALOG),NULL,@WndProc,NULL) ShowWindow(hWnd,SW_SHOWNORMAL) UpdateWindow(hWnd) ' Message loop Do While GetMessage(@msg,NULL,0,0) TranslateMessage(@msg) DispatchMessage(@msg) Loop Return msg.wParam End Function ' Program start hInstance=GetModuleHandle(NULL) CommandLine=GetCommandLine InitCommonControls WinMain(hInstance,NULL,CommandLine,SW_SHOWDEFAULT) ExitProcess(0) End Reply Disagree Disagree x 1Artistic Artistic x 1 Agree Disagree Funny Informative Polite/Nice/Friendly Useful Optimistic Artistic Late Bad Spelling Bad Reading Dumb Post #16 1 Minute Ago gazzy_GUI gazzy_GUI's Avatar June 2008 1,047 Posts You sir are a stupid dumbshit who doesn't deserve a dick. Unless you are a girl then you don't deserve your pussy. Please go replace your pancreas with a bowling ball and skydive into into man-eating animal infested waters wherein you survive without a dick, without a sphincter, without an ear, or even your nutsack. Or better yet, thread a needle with a string, then dip it in saltwater and jam it through your testicles, then put the same exact string in both of your eyeballs where it will mold and cause you to go blind. So then you will need a seeing eye dog named Butch who will chew on your infected nutsack every day for the rest of your life. When you get him to lick the peanut butter off, he'll somehow manage to choke on your tiny little shaft. Then he will die causing you to cry out of your blind eyes and you will be left helpless crying for your dead testy chewing dog in the street while you are mowed down by a guy in a powder blue Prius and live in pain for exactly 666 minutes before you die finally exiling you to hell. THEN (no i am NOT done) Satan's minions will chew out your kidneys and stuff them in your ass that doesn't have a sphincter then when you talk you will sound like Al Quaeda and be pelted with rocks everywhere you go until you are hated enough to be let into the tenth chamber of hell where your immortal soul will burn for tens of hundreds of thousands of centuries without any shit breaks until you fucking explode and guts go everywhere and your wife (who is not missing you at all cause she's fucking your cousin Steve) gets hit with your gay ass bowling ball pancreas and she dies and also goes to Hell to be raped by lava demons, where she'll get her cunt burned off for eternity, but your soul goes to Super Hell where they convert you to a cat fucking atheist with no liver and then they will torture you with your dead dog butch's soul and he will chew the remaining pieces of your infected nutsack off until he is forced to chew off your entire dick and shove it down your throat. You'll choke, die, and got to Extreme Hell and have your dick replaced with Hitler's dick and then they send you back up to Earth where you find a sign sticking out of your head that says 'I have Hitler's nuts!' And then when Jews read it they will get their dogs to chew out your new balls and rip off your face and then you die and go to Butch Hell and 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 Butch clones chew your balls for ever and ever and ever! Eventually one of the clones will eat your last bit of nutsack off and you will be crying from so much pain that they kick you out of Butch hell and send you back to Earth where you are forced live in an apartment with over 9,000 gay people in New Jersey until Richard Simmons breaks in your house through your toilet and forces you to do hours and hours of dancing to the oldies. And just when you think it's all over, Carrot Top comes over to do some prop comedy for you. Then, after breaking your leg, a giant koala bear breaks in through your window and chews the other off. Then you, laying there, legless Pedobear breaks in through your shower and pokes a hole in your cheek which he sticks his wang in until there's a huge meteor shower which rips through your body, and leaves you alive to feel nothing but pain and suffering. All other human beings are dead but yourself, and you can't move. Your only food comes from the occasional cockroach that climbs in through a hole in your cheek (that Pedobear made from poking you so much) and walks down close enough to your throat so you can swallow and the cum you got from Pedobear raping you. Then 30 years later, bunch of ass robot-pirate-bears come for you and start poking even more holes in your body 'till you bleed to death and go back to Butch hell where you belong. Then when the Butch clones want nothing to do with you (because one of them ate your testicles off) please skin yourself with a rusty pizza cutter then pour chew tobacco and alcohol all over yourself, shove a rake up your butt and make yourself an anus just to pull it back out and tie it around a stalagmite in which you hang yourself on, then hollow out the inside of your dick and wrap the outer skin around your lips the piss and cum stream going into your mouth, stick needles in your eyeballs and shit up your nose then stick a dagger into both your eardrums and scalp yourself, put a nail on your skull then hit it with a hammer multiple times then tear your jaw off its hinge and nail it to your chin, stretch your uvula out of your mouth then wrap it around your face, cut your face down to the bone and snap both your elbows and knees rib your feet and hand off and stab all the bone ends into your lungs, then cut open your stomach and expose all your organs, grabbing your intestine and making it into a noose, then rub honey all over yourself and watch as hellbugs and hellcrabs and small hellanimals crawl all over you and start to eat you alive for days as you lay in your own stinking pile of shit piss and sperm going into your mouth as hellrats and hellbugs and hellwasps nest living inside your organs and then splash stomach acid all over your face and chew on your own muscles and organs and tongue to prevent starvation and hellanimals crawl through your neck you choke on a hellporcupine and get spikes sticking through your jugulars and throat, then disconnect all your veins and arteries and stick the ends in your nose as blood comes shooting up your nose and filling your skull and shooting out through the small holes in your eyes caused by the needles then after months drown in your own shit. Eventually you'll wake up still with the shit on your face, surprised to see that you have all your body parts and get raped by Michael Jackson who died from looking at your face. then he cums on your bowling ball pancreas untill EVERY Butch clone comes and chews his nuts off and then the Butch clones cum on your pancreas and your face explodes. You come back as a 13 year old sexy Jewish girl in 1945, where you are in a concentration camp and you get gang raped by 666 Nazis and even Hitler himself gets so turned on by your sexiness that he ties you to the ground and smacks your face with his dick, trying to force you to give him a blowjob until he crushes your head and your brains come out and it dries to the ground so you are stuck there being cock slapped by Hitler, Michael Jackson, and your cousin Steve (who turned out to be weaselfan) until he dies and leaves you there until you die and go to hell, Satan rapes your family who is also dead. Then you try to save them and get hit by a warthog and Master Chief rapes you 7 times until his shield goes down and then he gets killed by the Arbiter who also rapes you until you have six new shit holes. You'll then lose all your precious body fluids through your new shit holes and you fucking evaporate. You wake up in your room, still a sexy Jewish chick, but now you're lesbian and you have a penis and you got Hitler's nuts back. You don't want to be a shemale so you go in your garage and force your dick into a toaster but you just crush and toast your nuts, you are too much of a pussy to finish the job. Your junk now dangle by a small piece of skin which you tear off to use to choke your mom who accidentally eats them and dies and you fuck her corpse until her rotten cunt infuses with your small pecker and you're stuck fucking her until you die and go to Incest is Best Hell still fucking your mom to be raped in the ass by Satan himself who will eventually get his dick infused with your butthole so you'll be walking around with your mom and Satan fucking you until their members rot off. You pump your mom's corpse's stomach and get your nuts and glue them back on and after escaping the seven layers of hell where you were forced to stick your head up a million goatses, you finally make it back to Earth where you wind up somewhere in Nevada and you accidentally digest a cactus from your rectum and then when you ask an albino for directions to the nearest hospital, he ends up being Pedobear in disguise who rapes you in your ass that is filled with cactus quills and he impales his dick and it gets stuck in there. He tries to squirm it out but it gets ripped off and he dies and goes to some dimension inhabited by horny naked girls. Lucky him. A few weeks later you befriend a black furry, emo, stoner chick and one day you get really high and fuck her. She leans over and notices your testicles are crushed and toasted and she leaves you and becomes satanic so she can go to hell and have a several way with your old girlfriend, some lava demons and now a gigantic foot. You get depressed and cut your dick off and bleed to death where you go to hell to see the hot sex both of your girlfriends are (no longer) forced to have with lava demons and the foot. This causes them pleasure but you can't get a boner or whack off because you cut off your dick, dumbass. While you are watching the three get it on in a semen covered gory, footy, orgasm, Hitler comes over, stares deeply at you then whispers in your ear "I want my nuts back" and he grabs your... I mean Hitler's nuts and pulls them until he accidentally pops one of them and his hand gets covered in his own sperm which turns him gay and he starts fucking you in the asshole but his shaft gets stuck in your butthole with Pedobear's dick and you take a very hard shit and you shit out both of their dicks fall out and you have watch Hitler eat the shitty, dicky concoction (see what I did there?) and puke them back up until your dick grows back. When it finally does, you develop a lava demon on black emo on feet on your first girlfriend fetish and you get the bad urge to jump in but you can't because you're in hell and all you can do is watch. You can't even whack off to it either or your dick would fall off and you'd have to watch Hitler eat it and puke it until it grows back. [highlight] Reply Agree Disagree Funny Informative Polite/Nice/Friendly Useful Optimistic Artistic Late Bad Spelling Bad Reading Dumb Reply Message Cancel Changes The following errors occurred with your submission Okay Posting Quick Reply - Please Wait Posting Quick Reply - Please Wait All times are GMT +1. The time now is 07:33PM. Facepunch Studios 2009 - Server 'Softlayer 2.0' [/code] [editline]03:52AM[/editline] lolol [code]"One day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up for a fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to shoot the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too" said the mute carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and sawed. A short story, by DeathDoom. © Facepunch Studios All rights reserved. (THAT MEANS POST IT DAMMIT)[/code]
[quote]Dear [insert the name of everyone in the citiesxl team here], over the past few weeks I have tried to like this game, I have even tried contacting you to get a better picture of when I can expect such high end and next-gen technologies as cars that do not turn into gray boxes if you dare zoom out the slightest. I have been meet with nothing but hostility, going so far as to being told I should not ask the "support team" these questions, and instead I should go to the forum. I have yet to find this magical forum anywhere on this poorly designed navigational maze of a website. What I did notice was that a player had requested to share a blueprint, something I firmly pressed "Deny" on.. Funny how the event log says I accepted.. But I guess I shouldn't contact the support team about that either. I wish to get a refund on my CitiesXL pre-order copy, the game is clearly not what you have advertised and you are very clearly incapable of handling even basic support let alone running a functional website. If you are going to reply under another anonymous "the citiesxl team" signature then don't, instead go find someone with an actual name. I'm sick and tired of the bullshit I have gotten from you. You have forgotten who I am and I intend to remind you. Sincerely, Johannes "I have an actual name!" Pihl[/quote] [quote]Dear faceless and nameless individuals of the Cities XL team, once again I am not talking about the videos only. And I could very well understand the game looking like it does when you set it to the lowest setting, but on the highest setting I expect it to look good. My computer has a quad core 3.2GHz, nVidia 295GTX graphics card and 8GB of RAM and this is what I get: [url]http://www.file-pasta.com/file/cxl3.jpg[/url] Is this how the game is supposed to look on maximum settings? Is it really supposed to LOD pop between the top and bottom half's of the screen on maximum settings? Are smokestacks and cooling towers supposed to be reduced to cubes when you zoom out slightly on maximum settings? Are cars supposed to turn into gray cubes on all but the closest zoom? If they at least kept the vehicle color it'd look decent, but all gray? Is the Planet screen supposed to lag? Is the character creation supposed to lag? It sounds like you are telling me that I was wrong for assuming the game would look and run good on my machine which is well above both the recommended and the machine you used to render the videos. Will this ever change? Will you let me change the settings properly and not just give me four blackbox options that I have no idea what they actually do? Where is my LOD slider? My Texture resolution slider? My car simulation slider? And so on.. So far playing this game has not been an enjoyable experience. Regards, Johannes Pihl[/quote] Lol
I posted Pi. [editline]12:23AM[/editline] Whoops. [quote]Fatal error: Maximum execution time of 30 seconds exceeded in E:\Web\Hosting\CopyPasta\pasta.php on line 105[/quote] From [url]http://copy-pasta.com/pasta158912[/url] [editline]12:31AM[/editline] [quote]Cooked November 20, 2009, 6:21 am Title: mroepi Url: [url]http://copy-pasta.com/pasta158912[/url] weighing 1.01 mebibytes[/quote] What the fuck is a mebibyte?
[quote]"One day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up for a fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to shoot the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too" said the mute carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and sawed. A short story, by DeathDoom. © Facepunch Studios All rights reserved. (THAT MEANS POST IT DAMMIT)[/quote] Well then.
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[url]http://copy-pasta.com/pasta158917[/url] [editline]12:55AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Zoo;18464702]What the fuck is a mebibyte?[/QUOTE] 1 Mebibyte = 2^1024 bytes 1 Megabyte = 2^1000 bytes The bi stands for binary. Look it up sometime.
[QUOTE=Panda X;18465038][url]http://copy-pasta.com/pasta158917[/url] [editline]12:55AM[/editline] 1 Mebibyte = 2^1024 bytes 1 Megabyte = 2^1000 bytes The bi stands for binary. Look it up sometime.[/QUOTE] Oh ok. Ya I've read that but I never memorized the binary system, just the decimal.
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[quote]About a year ago I was walking by a large construction area, I have just left a pub a really needed to take a piss. The construction was quite large and had several trailer so I ducked in behind to take a piss. I have just pulled my dick out when a tall, scruffy Italian guy rounded the corner. "Ya beat me to it" he laughed. " I have to piss so bad I can taste it" He stood a few feet away from me and pulled open his coveralls . In the corner of my eye I could see him fumbling with his zipper and them adjust his underwear to expose a extremely large uncut dick. The kind with a thick meaty foreskin, that gathers at the head and hung about a inch forward from the head of his horse dick. I rather alarming blast of piss explode from his big dick. " That's nice" he grunted. "yep, real relief " I said The flow from his dick had started to weakened has he squeezed out the last drops. He started shaking his huge dick , and I started to smell a very strong odor, the sweet smell of a dirty unwashed dick. I turned my body a little more to investigate the strong smell and saw the beefy construction worker retracting his thick foreskin. It was obvious that the cock had not be washed in many many days. A thick dick white cheese covered the head and folds of the foreskin. As he moved the foreskin back and forward the smegma lossened and the odor of his cheese crop become ever stronger. "getting a little ripe down there" he joked. I looked down at his dick " Your not joking dude; a good blowjob will clean that right up" He laughs, " I pity the bitch who would clean up that mess." " I am sure there are plenty of girls, and guys for that matter that would lap that mess right up" I said. "you gotta be joking" he said, turning towards me, "they would suck this", he says shaking the thick semi hard dick I took a step closer , and was now just inches away from him. "Sound likes your interested in the job dude. For sixty bucks you can clean me up real good, over there in the porta potty", "interested" he asked. "Sure" I said. "lets go for it" The toilet was small a cramped. He stood against the wall and pulled his dick out thur the zipper opening. The "half hard" dick hung, thick and heavy in my hand. He closed his eyes and relaxed back against the wall. His cock become hard very quickly and the the foreskin tighten around the head. I moved closer to his dick to inhale his the musky man scent. It was over powering ! Almost unpleasant in it's intensity but still incredicaly hot. I was going to suck off this super hot Italian stud's dirty fuckin dick. I gently pulled the foreskin back at watch the cheese covered head appear. He had lossen the mess while pissing and it was now thick and chunky at the tip and still tightly attached around the folds of the foreskin. I moved in and took my first lick, it was salty and strong. He moaned a little and then pushed by head forward, " clean it man" he said. He pushed my head forward and the 9 inch dirty dick disappeared into my mouth. The cheesy mess covered my mouth sled down my throat. Each stroke his cock was a little cleaner as I eat all the smegma. "clean behind the head with your tongue" he grunted. I complied and worked my tongue into the textured folds of foreskin. I pulled my head off his dick and inspected his huge dick. Totally clean, the head to pink to wet. " You gotta get me off now man, my break is almost over" I sucked deep and hard and until I felt his body tighten and his balls move up against his stomach. He tensed and grunted loudly has he let his load blast down my throat. He quickly pull his dick out my mouth and tucked it back into his pants. "Gotta go" , he said. " Meet me here next week same time a I will have another crop and cheese and load of cum for ya" "Great" I said. " I can't wait" I sucked that guy for over 6 month until the project was completed and the site closed. He always made sure he had a dirty cheese covered dick, every Friday at 2:15 pm. My mouth still waters if I past the building at 2:00. Hope You liked the story.[/quote] :shudder:
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[QUOTE=Panda X;18465038][url]http://copy-pasta.com/pasta158917[/url] [editline]12:55AM[/editline] 1 Mebibyte = 2^1024 bytes 1 Megabyte = 2^1000 bytes The bi stands for binary. Look it up sometime.[/QUOTE] bi stands for bitch. As in, bitch of people attempting to say that there is a difference in naming between the binary and decimal systems of data. Let's say we have a unit of measure for oranges. Just oranges, nothing else. An orange is 1or. But one day someone shows up and says, "That's wrong, it's really .98or.", even though the orange is the base of the unit. Binary units are THE unit used by everyone but idiots and cheap hard drive manufactures. Take your 1000's and stealing of names and shove it, decimal users. On topic, this post said it all. [url]http://copy-pasta.com/pasta158917[/url]
[QUOTE=Metaphysix;18453017]Aww yeah.[/QUOTE] That is so obviously able to be faked, I don't get why everyone's believing it. [editline]12:55AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Hezzy;18483159]If you're reading this and you're the site owner, please contact me on here via PM or email at [email]hezzy_uk@hotmail.co.uk[/email] and send me the IPs of the people who have spammed your site.[/QUOTE] For reals? The SiteMaster posts are entirely fake. You got trolled by some random FPer who decided to post that.
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