Chewing pillows? Comforting, but may be a health hazard. - General

My hair is like a jungle, and that shit touches my pillows. I'd wouldn't even let my tongue touch the corner of my pillow. uggggggg

If I bite a bundle of my sheets the sensation makes me feel like I'm about to gag (not gag as in choke, gag as in barf reflex) so I'm thinking chewing my pillow would do the same. I'll pass.

[QUOTE=Apple Piepod;19967917]If I bite a bundle of my sheets the sensation makes me feel like I'm about to gag (not gag as in choke, gag as in barf reflex) so I'm thinking chewing my pillow would do the same. I'll pass.[/QUOTE] The fuck? It's not that bad, you're just a drama queen. For the record, I don't chew sheets, pillows, or blankets, but I have accidentally bitten them before while laughing.

[QUOTE=kellybear;19968062]The fuck? It's not that bad, you're just a drama queen. For the record, I don't chew sheets, pillows, or blankets, but I have accidentally bitten them before while laughing.[/QUOTE] No, it [I]is[/I] that bad. I don't know what it is but that feeling makes me want to throw up. I don't make a habit of it, I did it once and that's what I remember it feeling like.

I'd rather not, do you know the kinds of things that live on your bed?

[QUOTE=Space Spam Squid;19967698]You chew on pillows? That's a sign that you have [b]down[/b] syndrome. [editline]06:04PM[/editline] This is quite a [b]case[/b] we have here. [editline]06:04PM[/editline] Most people who do what he does may have a weird fetish, but let's not make [b]blanket[/b] statements. [editline]06:05PM[/editline] Actually, I don't believe him at all. His story is a load of [b]fluff[/b].[/QUOTE] That is quite possibly the most puns I have ever seen in a single post.

That's a really beautiful eye.

yessss first to rate rainbow.

Gentlemen [editline]02:56AM[/editline] [QUOTE=toxicweirdo;19967760]My hair is like a jungle, and that shit touches my pillows. I'd wouldn't even let my tongue touch the corner of my pillow. uggggggg[/QUOTE] omg, your avatars filename :aaa:

This is slightly off topic, but I hate when I move my head, and I realize I've just wiped my face across a puddle of slobber on my pillow. Have fun with your slobber pillow.

Do you know how many fucking micro-organisms you're ingesting by chewing on your pillow I would seriously stop

[QUOTE=KaIibos;19969118]Do you know how many fucking micro-organisms you're ingesting by chewing on your pillow I would seriously stop[/QUOTE] Do you know how many fucking micro-organisms you're ingesting by breathing I would seriously stop

[QUOTE=MedicWine;19968476]Gentlemen [editline]02:56AM[/editline] omg, your avatars filename :aaa:[/QUOTE] how did you see my avatars filename

[QUOTE=toxicweirdo;19969584]how did you see my avatars filename[/QUOTE] That's what I was wondering...

[QUOTE=toxicweirdo;19969584]how did you see my avatars filename[/QUOTE] Right Click Save As

[QUOTE=DeandreT;19969681]Right Click Save As[/QUOTE] Deserted? That's not an exciting file name!

OP deepthroats pillows.

Out of curiosity, I just tried. Kinda hurt, felt really uncomfortable.

I will never understand your fetish.

I've drooled on my pillow before.

that's uhh umm no I won't

That's weird. Can I come chew on your pillows? [editline]x[/editline] Also, you should be careful. Maybe set a safeword or hand-signal so that you can tell the pillow to stop choking you. :smile:

I've never chewed on my pillows before tonight, but when I go to bed, I will.

Okay what the fuck

[QUOTE=KaIibos;19969118]Do you know how many fucking micro-organisms you're ingesting by chewing on your pillow I would seriously stop[/QUOTE] Thank you. That's exactly my point. Your pillow is most likely feculent, germ-ridden and just plain unsanitary. Riddle me this OP! Are you one of the idiot 12 year olds on facepunch or what?

[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;19969298]Do you know how many fucking micro-organisms you're ingesting by breathing I would seriously stop[/QUOTE] the air you're breathing isn't a depository of micro-shit

You need professional help.

[quote][b]Pillow-biter [/b] An exceptionally vigorous butt-pounding between men in the dorsal-ventral position, generally noteworthy for its combination of depth, force and velocity, such that the poundee is transported to an otherworldly, orally-fixated state of extreme "hurt-so-good" pleasure as to unconsciously bite down on a pillow, duvet, forearm, Jack Russel terrier, or anything else that happens to come with close proximity of his mouth.[/quote] [url="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pillow-biter"]Urban Dictionary.[/url]

[QUOTE=KaIibos;19970746]the air you're breathing isn't a depository of micro-shit[/QUOTE] No, but your gut is. There are more microorganisms shitting on/in you than you have cells, a few more probably isn't going to hurt a healthy immune system and may even help to strengthen it. It would be a good idea to wash that pillow case every now and then, though.

i don't bite my pillows, but if they have a loose pillowcase, then i strip them off in my sleep doesn't happen every night, but it's recurring enough to note