Walk around naked. Watch porn with the sound all the way up. Blast some music. Talk to myself without feeling weird about it. Play some playstation.
lie in bed. play my PS2. read things on facepunch.
I talk to my imaginary friends.
turn the bass up
Call girlfriend over! Wohoo!
But now she's gone... :(
It's exactly the same as when my parents are home.
I don't even masturbate more than normally.
[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;24998388]Call girlfriend over! Wohoo!
But now she's gone... :([/QUOTE]
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post quality threads
Porn, facepunch, loud music, video games.
Hello, monsieur, I stick electromagnets in my bum.
Make shitty videos like these.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/user/RealityCoaster?feature=mhum[/url]
My home alone?
Read Facepunch threads about a guy whos parents think he is on drugs.
I'm a hardcore sea monster who makes ships vanish in the Bermuda, cause I live near there and that's how I roll.
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Also, many FPers don't live at home still, so they're home alone all day.
Have a vape sesh in the living room
Watch tv, browse FP on my laptop, get up and look out the window at every noise because I'm paranoid.
[QUOTE=benzinxrm;24999506]Watch tv, browse FP on my laptop, get up and look out the window at every noise because I'm paranoid.[/QUOTE]
Agh fuck I get this bad when I'm really high and I'm home alone, it's fucking weird.
I learn to use Facepunch properly unlike you.
The same thing we do every night, Pinky
I'm always home alone.
:q:
I go on Facepunch. No one must ever know.
[QUOTE=mr.killa;25001023]I learn to use Facepunch properly unlike you.[/QUOTE]
Ahum. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=987805[/url]
I have parties or invite my friends over.
Invoke satanic rituals.
Same thing i do when people are home, Video games, FP and youtube and watching tv.
Jack off (because that's the only time when I can safely do it)
and Strength Training occasionally.
I didn't realize facepunch members lead such interesting life styles.
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[QUOTE=NotMeh;25001441]Jack off (because that's the only time when I can safely do it)
and Strength Training occasionally.[/QUOTE]
Through jacking off. :frogbon:
Guess :pervert:
[QUOTE=Laissez!Laissez!Laissez!;24998276]I talk to my imaginary friends.[/QUOTE]
You pray?
Read anthropomorphic homoerotic books.
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