What do you do when your home alone?

[ventnor]

Fap furiously.

[norrec181]

I drink, fap quickly before it takes hold, then play games online.

[Murkat]

Jack off like my dick is on fire and the only thing that can put it out is rubbing it.

[Bytecry]

Fap. Watch TV. Eat.

[Klown]

I talk alone.

[Prunelord]

My home is not often alone because someone is usually with it; when it is alone I don't really think about it.

[Jettan]

Sit around and howl like a wolf.

[Medley]

Read. Play with my dog.

[Roswell34]

simply play music loudly

[Hotline]

Have a masturbathon

[Ohm]

I post in fast threads

[Mac2468]

Smoke some weed, play music loudly, walk around the house naked, eat lots of food.
Story of my life right there.

[Mrs Affinity]

fap with my door open

[ardosos]

Run around naked.

[HyperTails]

Talk to myself and attempt to play two player games by myself.

[Artzeponozae]

Most of the time I just loaf around and make hilariously funny sounds.

[64fanatic]

I usually end up not bothering to put on clothes if I'm solo for weeks at a time haha. Thatand drunken TF2

[EndUV]

I run around with my penis between my legs pretending I have a vagina. Don't judge me.

[Zer0]

[QUOTE=EndUV;25013119]I run around with my penis between my legs pretending I have a vagina.[/QUOTE]

Put the lotion in the basket.

[SyntheticGod]

Fapfest 2k10

[pyrofiliac]

play battlefield bad company 2 at full volume and pretend the gunshots are real

[Mr. Bix]

i'm never home alone :saddowns:

[Ausare]

I sing really loud. I try to approximate the sound produced by a classically trained opera singer; loud, penetrating, and pitch perfect. Also, I like to clean the house when I am alone.

[Superstormj]

I usually just sleep. And sleep. And sleep some more.
My record time for sleeping is around 32 uninterrupted hours.

[Mac2468]

[QUOTE=Superstormj;25014058]I usually just sleep. And sleep. And sleep some more.
My record time for sleeping is around 32 uninterrupted hours.[/QUOTE]

32 hours? That's not sleeping, that's a coma.

[kootee]

Sing and fap around like crazy

[cardboard_panda]

I like to rig traps around my home just in case of a sudden intrusion.

[HappyBunny!!]

When mah buddiez are over, we like to yell our opinions in very serious debates.

When alone, mostly sit and do stuff like this.

[Zer0]

[QUOTE=HappyBunny!!;25022362]When alone, mostly sit and do stuff like this.[/QUOTE]

hah

[QUOTE=Superstormj;25014058]I usually just sleep. And sleep. And sleep some more.
My record time for sleeping is around 32 uninterrupted hours.[/QUOTE]

That's not healthy. I call bullshit anyways.

I've never seen anyone sleep more than 15 hours without waking.

[MBAfortytwo]

Well, I do notice threads that should be in the fast threads.