[QUOTE=haloguy234;30492627]Predator 8/10
Arnold Schwarzenegger is a badass[/QUOTE]
Watch True Lies. :cool:
The Stupids - 3.7/10
Groundhog Day, 9.5/10. Love this movie, third time watching it.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;30492627]Predator 8/10
Arnold Schwarzenegger is a badass[/QUOTE]
um sorry hang on but predator is clearly a 10/10
it is a benchmark for all other films
I would have given it a 10/10 had I not already seen it more than 20 times.
Predator fucking rocks. 8 is an insult.
FINE I'LL FUCKING CHANGE IT
now that's better
Gayniggers from Outer Space, it was mostly just "What the Christ?" moments, 3/10. :v:
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;30489647]Memento 9.5/10
Just a quick lesson, he [B]has[/B] amnesia. There are 2 types of amnesia, Anterograde amnesia and Retrograde amnesia. Retrograde is the one everyone knows about where the person can not remember old facts. Anterograde amnesia is when a person can not make new LONG TERM MEMORIES. It has nothing to do with short term memory. Short term memory lasts 20 secs and can be improved through repetition ([sp]the scene when he is scrambling for pens he keeps it in his mind[/sp]) thus he doesnt have a problem with his short term memory. Now, the whole conditioning thing, sigh, well people with anterograde amnesia can learn through implicit memory. Implicit memory is the stuff you dont know you know (yes its confusing). It is outside of meta-memory, anyway people with amnesia can still learn so Sammy should have passed the test after many trials. I could start posting videos about this but im not teaching cognition 301 here so just gonna finish up. He has Anterograde amnesia, his memory is prone to corruption (memory of past events are mostly made up of interpolation, where you make up most of what you believed happened by thinking what you would logically expect to happen), and its incredibly unlikely that he will be able to remember that he had a condition... OKAY its flawed but its still a goddamn good movie.[/QUOTE]
Protip: [sp]Sammy was a conman, a faker.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Rusty100;30469282]haha why
pussy alert pussy alert[/QUOTE]
hardly.
it's because i've been pushed to that "space" before and the film doesn't do justice to it (obviously i wasn't tortured and flayed alive but still i've been there under extremely unpleasant and psychotic circumstances). there's not much of a point to any of it. really with it being fucked up and french it feels like it's trying to be irreversible or some shit. it's not as polarizing in the least bit. thats another thing that bothers me, with all the fucked up shit that goes on it's not as good as noe's shit. it feels poorly executed and is more like saw mixed with the ring under the "new french extreme" modus operandi.
tl;dr it was disappointing. instead of being a movie that really fucked with me it was just an hour and a half or so long gimmick
offended isn't the right word. disgraced is better. it was trying way to hard
[h2]TT 3D 9/10[/h2]
Documentary was great, 3D was good but sort of gimmicky because it looked like they slapped it on as an after-thought.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
8/10
The Transporter
I would say it's a bad film. But it's STILL a entertaining movie. Hilarious fighting scenes and the soundtrack is ridiculous so it's good.
watch this for a exemple
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17yupESOaC4[/media]
Kill Bill vol. 1. I just cant decide if I liked the film or not. The plot was good for me but maybe too much gore even if its film by Tarantino. Now I think I should have watched Pulp Fiction first.
Paul
10/10
Resident Evil: Afterlife
2/10
Too many terrible things to list, and another cliffhanger ending? What the fuck.
[QUOTE=Sharker;30509387]Resident Evil: Afterlife
2/10
Too many terrible things to list, and another cliffhanger ending? What the fuck.[/QUOTE]
That movie did not make sense to me. First it was about zombies, now it's about fucking black magic.
Super 8
9/10
That was pretty mint.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NBwfw_GvBQ[/url]
[editline]17th June 2011[/editline]
GunskiMod is right, afterlife was so bad
[editline]17th June 2011[/editline]
My Reveiw of Resident Evil: Afterlife
This movie sucks ass. The 3D effects are obvious, with bullets, debris, and body parts flying at the audience in extreme slow motion. If you love that kind of shit, I suppose you’ll love it here.
Anyway, “Afterlife” picks up shortly after the third Resident Evil left off, the Alice clones attempt to kill CEO of the Umbrella Corporation at his underground base in Japan. All the clones are killed in an explosion as the CEO escapes in a troop transport plane thing. The original Alice ambushes him, but Wesker (the CEO) injects her with a serum that neutralizes the T-virus in her system, eliminating her superhuman powers and making her human again. What the fuck? They give her the powers for one fucking film? I hate when filmmakers do a sequel and want to do a certain thing but because of an existing plotline they are prevented to do what they want, so they drastically change things. Kinda like bringing twitchy j fox’s girlfriend to the future and leaving her on the porch. Anyway, Before Wesker can kill Alice, the aircraft crashes and Alice emerges alone from the wreckage. But it’s unclear how she survives, since her powers are gone. Plus, the girl still seems to be pretty damn superhuman-ish for the rest of the movie as far as I can tell.
Months later, Alice follows a repeating emergency broadcast from a survivors' safe haven known as "Arcadia". (remember the last films’ characters were on their way to Alaska?) Stopping on an abandoned beach, Alice finds the helicopter that was taken by Claire and the others when they and Alice parted ways in the previous film. A crazed Claire (that crazy mirror chick from “Heroes“), under the influence of an Umbrella Corporation device attached to her chest ( which looks like the beetle thing from Disney’s Aladdin) attacks her. Alice removes the device, finding that it has damaged Claire's memory. Claire slowly regains bits and pieces ( which is annoying because it‘s just a plot device put in there so we don‘t know the plot in the first half hour of the film.), remembering that soldiers of the Umbrella Corporation ambushed their group when they landed on the beach, attaching the devices to them, though she managed to escape.
Flying a two-person plane, they enter the ruins of Los Angeles (for reasons not shared with the audience) and find a small group of (annoying) survivors living in a maximum security prison, surrounded by zombies. They land the plane on the roof, which had me wondering why?, why the fuck did she risk ruining her plane?
On the roof, Alice learns that Arcadia is actually an oil tanker just off the coast. Since the plane cannot take more than two, Alice and the survivors try to figure out a means to make it to Arcadia together. The survivors are a Douche film producer, his Asian intern, a hot chick, a basketball player, an old guy and a mechanic. I’d talk more about these characters, but really, they’re mostly just fodder for the eventual zombie break-in. There’s not a whole lot going on with “Resident Evil: Afterlife” in terms of character set-up, but honestly, there’s not a whole lot going on in the film itself.
They have been keeping watch on a prisoner, Chris ( who is in the film for no reason), whom they found locked in a maximum security cell when they arrived.
Alice and survivors are out of time to find a means to reach Arcadia ( because this tall zombie gentleman with a huge axe) so they decide to free Chris and use his escape route. Chris recognizes Claire and reveals himself as her brother, though she does not remember him( again, this doesn’t matter to the plot at all, Claire’s relationship with Chris is badly not addressed really, and the two never look or act like anything other than two strangers trapped in a movie together.). Chris' proposed escape method is a stored military vehicle on the first floor, but the vehicle is not operational and they are left with no other option but to use the zombies' tunnel to escape into the sewers, which empties into the coast. The group fights off many zombies in a not very exciting manor. Alice, Claire, and Chris emerging as the only survivors ( who would have thought?) and escape into the sewers.
They continue to Arcadia, finding the ship completely functional, but abandoned. They realize that it is a trap set by Umbrella to lure survivors to the ship to conduct experiments on them in order to find a cure or way to control the zombies. They release the survivors, among them K-Mart ( was this character so beloved that they hade to have a meaningless cameo?), and Alice continues deeper, finding escape helicopters and a purging bomb. Deeper inward, she finds Wesker, who explains that he has been infected by the T-virus, mutating him and granting him super human abilities, but finds it difficult to control. By eating Alice, the only individual to bond successfully with the T-virus, he will be able to gain full mastery of the T-virus. Chris, Claire, and Alice battle Wesker, but he escapes into a helicopter and activates the purging bomb to blow up and kill everyone aboard the Arcadia ship. However, he finds that Alice hid the bomb aboard the helicopter and it is destroyed. During the purging bomb's explosion, a parachute falling from the sky goes unnoticed by Alice, Claire, and Chris... hinting that Wesker may still be alive, *sigh*.
Alice resolves to turn Arcadia into a real safe haven and broadcasts its message for any other survivors. As Claire, Chris, and Alice decide how to proceed with all the survivors, they see an approaching Umbrella assault fleet preparing to take them out.
To be continued.......? Probably. *ugh*
Super 8
8/10
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;30500882]hardly.
it's because i've been pushed to that "space" before and the film doesn't do justice to it (obviously i wasn't tortured and flayed alive but still i've been there under extremely unpleasant and psychotic circumstances). there's not much of a point to any of it. really with it being fucked up and french it feels like it's trying to be irreversible or some shit. it's not as polarizing in the least bit. thats another thing that bothers me, with all the fucked up shit that goes on it's not as good as noe's shit. it feels poorly executed and is more like saw mixed with the ring under the "new french extreme" modus operandi.
tl;dr it was disappointing. instead of being a movie that really fucked with me it was just an hour and a half or so long gimmick
offended isn't the right word. disgraced is better. it was trying way to hard[/QUOTE]
are u kidding, irreversible was an unwatchable piece of shit
martyrs is much better
Martyrs was a pretty boring film to be really honest, the torture in the film [sp]is really just some guy hitting the girl over and over again, then skinning her.[/sp]
Daybreakers
8/10
Surrogates
8/10
Bruce Willis + great ending that makes you think
The worst is yet to come 2/10
I couldn't be bothered for another aliens film. AVOID.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
7/10
[url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144168/]Dick[/url]
I was surprised at how much I didn't hate it. Actually laughed a few times. Whatever/10 it doesn't matter.
[QUOTE=Hap;30527967][url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144168/]Dick[/url]
I was surprised at how much I didn't hate it. Actually laughed a few times. Whatever/10 it doesn't matter.[/QUOTE]
How many dick jokes are there in it?
I didn't notice any.
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