• what did i do wrong?
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It's because you have a small penis and she knows.
Get off your computer.
it's all because you didn't give the gypsy woman your spare change.
well first, you are in your pajamas eating cold pizza, creeping on a girl that may not even know you exist. Then you go on Facepunch assuming it was something that you did wrong that persuaded her to choose this ugly guy. second, as ugly as that guy may be, its quite obvious his dick is gigantic.
[QUOTE=swampie;26340786]So i was sat eating pizza, cold while browsing facebook. I ended up looking at a girls profile pictures, i have a kinda crush on her. anyway, on her wall, i see that she is in a relationship, so i click the guys name. man he is fuck ugly. the most ugly guy i had ever seen in my life. i looked at myself, eating cold pizza in my pyjamas, on the computer mid-day and thought "Well what did i do wrong!? what does he have that i don't!?" so facepunch, what did i do wrong in my life?[/QUOTE] Well, for one, you're browsing facebook midday in your pyjamas eating cold pizza, and he's going out and getting girls
You're probably a nice guy. When dealing with women, you need to be very confident - almost cocky - in everything about yourself
[QUOTE=swampie;26340786]man he is fuck ugly. the most ugly guy i had ever seen in my life. i looked at myself, eating cold pizza in my pyjamas, on the computer mid-day and thought "Well what did i do wrong!? what does he have that i don't!?" so facepunch, what did i do wrong in my life?[/QUOTE] You have to be quite stupid to think it's all in the appearance. It's about how cool you are, how you can find out about what a girl likes just by talking to her, without standing around and thinking that one day she will talk to you. It's also about how sexy you are. No, not how hot you are, not about looking like a bodybuilder, having blue eyes and blonde hair. Believe me, it's all in your attitude. While you are on your computer, that guy was probably going out and meeting that girl you like.
I liked a girl, so I talked to her a lot and asked her out. That's why I'm going out with her and someone else isn't. You're sitting on your ass eating pizza and looking at her profile all day wondering 'why is she not with me', and the answer is because you're wondering the why and not changing the why.
You made an account on facepunch.
<Insert bad attempt of a joke, maybe a variation of another user's dumb joke, maybe not>
Post pictures please.
You made this thread.
[QUOTE=misterv;26340851]Don't judge a book by it's cover man. Why do you think girls go out with fat dudes? Also, inb4 fast threads.[/QUOTE] Money :v:
It's what is inside that counts, not what they look like.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26352724]It's what is inside that counts, not what they look like.[/QUOTE] [media]http://mmserver.cjp.com/images/test/HeartGross.jpg [/media] Have a heart.
It may have something to do with the fact that you are a lonely, pathetic, antisocial person. A pitiful shut-in who spends his weekends alone in-front of a screen, eating yesterday's fast food remnants while gazing at photos of women who want nothing to do with you. Your immediate reaction consists of jeering angrily at the fact that she seems to prefer the company of somebody that is, in your opinion, far below you, even subhuman.
[QUOTE=Goggles;26352767][media]http://mmserver.cjp.com/images/test/HeartGross.jpg [/media] Have a heart.[/QUOTE] I meant personality, not literally "what they look like inside".
You don't have ugly face. Get an uglyer face then him.
[QUOTE=misterv;26340851]Don't judge a book by it's cover man. Why do you think girls go out with fat dudes? Also, inb4 fast threads.[/QUOTE] Because the fat dude is either: Rich, gay or has a car.
You made this thread.
You went onto the internet, just like the rest of us.
Pretty much what JWJ said, he made a move, you didn't OP.
It's because you eat your pizza cold.
That guy probably knows how to treat her right, but then again I could be wrong. My ex pretty much fell for a guy that treated her half as well as I did, and honestly, he looks like a dog too so I can't really tell you. She turned retarded after I dumped her though, so maybe that had to do with it.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyU4FeVdUa4[/media]
You told her you had a FP account. An FP account is like a genital wart.
Life is like a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.
Well for starters, you're wearing pajamas.
Wrong, Wrong my friend you have done nothing wrong it is the world that is wrong.
You must be more of a loser than he is
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