A song about sex and growing up:
Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the size of your
penis has grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be urged to bone.
Unless your cum to you
Is worth savin'
Then they better start swimmin'
Or they'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.
Come women and men
Who fornicate again and again
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who
That it's namin'.
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'.
Come faggots and lesbians
Please heed the call
Don't scissor in a fourway
Don't block his butt with your balls
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside
And it is ragin'.
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'.
Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your kid's sex life is
Rapidly changin'.
Please use a vagina
If you can't use your hand
For the times they are a-changin'.
The semen's been drawn
The curse it is cast
The slow ones now
Will later be fast
As the present now
Will later be past
The hours of the night start
Rapidly fadin'.
And the first one now
Will later be last
For the times they are a-changin'.
-Bob Dylan with some minor revisions by myself.
This song is obviously about growing older, and experiencing urges and intercourse, then getting a girl pregnant "The curse it is cast"
[QUOTE=Killuah;15808623]It shows you are prepared to fulfill your purpose in anture: reproducing.[/QUOTE]
But humans are sentient, and as such can achieve higher things than reproducing, like any other animal can do. If your main purpose in life is to reproduce, then after you mate you can die. Many animals do it, why not people?
This is why I chose to refrain from mating.
[QUOTE=Pepin;15804856]Actually, it can be pretty difficult to get someone pregnant. There is only one day in which a woman's egg can be fertilized during the month. Also, sperm doesn't even make it to the egg a lot of times. Of course a lot of pregnancies occur, and some of them go way against the odds, but statistically, getting someone pregnant can't be called easy. It is more about luck, or bad luck.[/QUOTE]
Well even then, it is only luck! Manliness can't be relegated to the roll of a die.
[QUOTE=IceCKryss;15808867]But humans are sentient, and as such can achieve higher things than reproducing, like any other animal can do. If your main purpose in life is to reproduce, then after you mate you can die. Many animals do it, why not people?
This is why I chose to refrain from mating.[/QUOTE]
Sentience is the ability to perceive and feel. The word your looking for is Sapient. :eng101:
[QUOTE=IceCKryss;15808867]But humans are sentient, and as such can achieve higher things than reproducing, like any other animal can do. If your main purpose in life is to reproduce, then after you mate you can die. Many animals do it, why not people?
This is why I chose to refrain from mating.[/QUOTE]
What do you feel you can achieve that you must abstain from sex in order to do it?
[QUOTE=MC3craze;15808999]Sentience is the ability to perceive and feel. The word your looking for is Sapient. :eng101:[/QUOTE]
When I used this in real life my friend told me it meant "Like a monkey", and stupidly I believed him. You're absolutely right.
[QUOTE=IceCKryss;15808867]But humans are sentient, and as such can achieve higher things than reproducing, like any other animal can do. If your main purpose in life is to reproduce, then after you mate you can die. Many animals do it, why not people?
This is why I chose to refrain from mating.[/QUOTE]
1. Keep on mating.
2. Don't kill yourself after mating and do other exciting things.
3. If you have no reason to live kill yourself now.
[QUOTE=Vandl92;15809063]What do you feel you can achieve that you must abstain from sex in order to do it?[/QUOTE]
Sex no longer becomes a want, and I can focus on other things. It's like an annoying high-pitched squeal that subsides.
[QUOTE=IceCKryss;15809161]Sex no longer becomes a want, and I can focus on other things. It's like an annoying high-pitched squeal that subsides.[/QUOTE]
Focus on other things such as?
Sex shouldn't be an annoying high-pitched squeal, nor should be finding a relationship with a woman (or man) that you love, it should bring you joy. If you can give an example as to what purpose is better served by abstaining from sex, then I think more people would be inclined to believe that it helps.
[QUOTE=Bobsters34;15802033][img]http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/_12916_saudi-woman-7-3-2005.jpg[/img]
olololololo[/QUOTE]
That could be a man, you never know. That's the problem with Saudi Arabia.
[QUOTE=IceCKryss;15809161]Sex no longer becomes a want, and I can focus on other things. It's like an annoying high-pitched squeal that subsides.[/QUOTE]
I can focus on other things than sex easily, and it's not a big want for me. It sounds like you just have a weak mind.
The way I see it one shouldn't be a douchebag who runs around and goes "I'm better than you because I'm saving it for marriage." while on the other hand it is equally childish to run around gloating "I'm better than you because I have had sex and you hadn't."
Sex is just sex. It is an interaction between two people. Society shouldn't make such a huge fuss over it.
[QUOTE=<3<3<3<3<3<3;15809228]I can focus on other things than sex easily, and it's not a big want for me. It sounds like you just have a weak mind.[/QUOTE]
And that sounds like a weak argument. What makes a "weak mind"?
[QUOTE=IceCKryss;15809274]And that sounds like a weak argument. What makes a "weak mind"?[/QUOTE]
Duct tape and wrapping paper probably.
[QUOTE=MC3craze;15809298]Duct tape and wrapping paper probably.[/QUOTE]
Waterboarding.
[QUOTE=IceCKryss;15809274]And that sounds like a weak argument. What makes a "weak mind"?[/QUOTE]
Because you need to completely remove yourself from sex to get on with other things.
[QUOTE=<3<3<3<3<3<3;15809228]I can focus on other things than sex easily, and it's not a big want for me. It sounds like you just have a weak mind.[/QUOTE]
It doesn't necessarily mean he has a weak mind or a lack of self control.
[QUOTE=Limerick;15809361]It doesn't necessarily mean he has a weak mind or a lack of self control.[/QUOTE]
Yes it does, it means he found it hard to concentrate on other things but sechs.
[QUOTE=<3<3<3<3<3<3;15808218]Aren't you a comedian.[/QUOTE]
Is that what comedians say nowadays to get laughs?
[QUOTE=Naw;15809422]Is that what comedians say nowadays to get laughs?[/QUOTE]
Yeah they make loads of gay jokes.
[QUOTE=<3<3<3<3<3<3;15809408]Yes it does, it means he found it hard to concentrate on other things but sechs.[/QUOTE]
Being horny doesn't mean you have a weak mind. Perhaps he doesn't have enough distraction in life.
[QUOTE=Limerick;15809456]Being horny doesn't mean you have a weak mind. Perhaps he doesn't have enough distraction in life.[/QUOTE]
What I meant was that a normal person isn't distracted by sex so much they have to give it up to become more productive.
[QUOTE=<3<3<3<3<3<3;15809408]Yes it does, it means he found it hard to concentrate on other things but sechs.[/QUOTE]
I'm only bringing up this topic because the thread is about it. It doesn't invade my concentration, and I usually don't think about it. I just accepted that I wasn't going to have sex and went on with my life.
[QUOTE=IceCKryss;15808867]But humans are sentient, and as such can achieve higher things than reproducing, like any other animal can do. If your main purpose in life is to reproduce, then after you mate you can die. Many animals do it, why not people?
[/QUOTE]
My purpose in life is to have a happy life while making other people happy. It's very hard to do that if you keep yourself from having a good relationship.
I'm asexual/celibatic too IceCKryss :).
[QUOTE=jjjohan;15809737]I'm asexual/celibatic too IceCKryss :).[/QUOTE]
IceCKryss isn't asexual, he chose to not have sex, not to not have any sexual attraction.
What kind of faggot doesn't like sex?
[QUOTE=Athena;15803348]18 and I still haven't even made it to 1st base.
:smithicide:[/QUOTE]
What? The farthest I've ever gotten with every girl I've gotten close to was 1st base. How have you never gotten there?
[QUOTE=<3<3<3<3<3<3;15808218]Aren't you a comedian.[/QUOTE]
yeah that was pretty funny maybe patton oswalt should put it on his next hbo special
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