[QUOTE=~ZOMG;35772840]Don't accidentally go for anal. Golly, that would be so, terribly amusing.[/QUOTE]
Yeah you're supposed to [I]aim[/I] for the pooper, make it look intentional.
I'm kidding, thats about as useful as my advice gets on the matter.
[QUOTE=Momentum;35772681]Alright, so I'm losing my virginity next Wednesday. Any advice? Worried I fuck everything up, spagetti falling out of pockets, etc.
By the way, I'm in a committed relationship, and we both made the decision to do this.[/QUOTE]
Stop worrying about it, that's the best advice. The more you worry, the more likely you are to get stage fright! Which may well happen anyway. Just relax, if it doesn't work out cuddle up and try again another day. If you're in a committed relationship and shes worth the effort it wont matter if it goes a bit awry the first few times.
[QUOTE=metallics;35773312]Stop worrying about it, that's the best advice. The more you worry, the more likely you are to get stage fright! Which may well happen anyway. Just relax, if it doesn't work out cuddle up and try again another day. If you're in a committed relationship and shes worth the effort it wont matter if it goes a bit awry the first few times.[/QUOTE]
I know at least 2 people who went soft their first time. One was because his gf was playing around with his belt and being a tease. She took it off and whipped him with it, and the second time she whipped him she got him right in the balls.
So yeah, good sense of humor will go a long way.
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;35773510]I know at least 2 people who went soft their first time. One was because his gf was playing around with his belt and being a tease. She took it off and whipped him with it, and the second time she whipped him she got him right in the balls.
So yeah, good sense of humor will go a long way.[/QUOTE]
Not sure a good sense of humour is what you need...
[QUOTE=metallics;35773744]Not sure a good sense of humour is what you need...[/QUOTE]
You're right. You also need balls of steel.
A 14/15 year old wants to have sex with me, and I'm 16. French law allows me to do so. I think I'll consider it, since my first screw was 18.
[QUOTE=thisispain;35772733]it's gonna suck and it's gonna be awkward, and that's completely okay.[/QUOTE]
I beg to differ, my first time was great.
Although it involved a whole lot more oral than I expected.
All those 16-year old Facepunchers losing their virginity make me feel old and jealous.
[QUOTE=Kindlinho;35774320]All those 16-year old Facepunchers losing their virginity make me feel old and jealous.[/QUOTE]
20 years and still trucking the V-card. I'm not particularly jealous of it though.
[QUOTE=Scarabix;35774074]
I beg to differ, my first time was great.
[/QUOTE]
well you're only 16 mate, how high of standards could you have?
[QUOTE=thisispain;35774417]well you're only 16 mate, how high of standards could you have?[/QUOTE]
Oh come on now, that's just offensive and unfair.
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;35774460]Oh come on now, that's just offensive and unfair.[/QUOTE]
how is it offensive at all
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;35774460]Oh come on now, that's just offensive and unfair.[/QUOTE]
hey i'm just speaking from experience.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;35774519]how is it offensive at all[/QUOTE]
Because he's unfairly stereotyping.
ive never heard the stereotype about 16 year olds not having high standards
but it does make sense, 16 year olds are filled with hormones so of course they will pounce anything that moves
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;35784383]Because he's unfairly stereotyping.[/QUOTE]
He's right though. I thought just the same at 16, but it gets much better than that.
huh imgur really is blocked, okay. to pu.ush
[img]http://puu.sh/sqof[/img]
birthday card from my girlfriend (sorry for the slightly blurriness, crap phone camera). my jaw dropped when I saw it, she's legendary. : D
e. shrinkened
Didn't Garry say imgur is blocking facepunch? I don't see anything.
It's been unblocked
[QUOTE=Lukeo;35784881]It's been unblocked[/QUOTE]
apparently not for everyone
it is for me
I thought it was unblocked, I'm seeing it fine (it used to star out anything from i.imgur.com and it's not at the moment, so I assume it's fixed)
if you're all having problems though I'll use a different site
e. it seems imgur is still having problems, I used puush instead
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;35769764]Don't be such a pussy :v:
But in all seriousness you shouldn't have to lie about anything. Just date girls and sex will come in time. Also I hope you understand that the first time (and even first [I]few[/I] times) isn't that great. Sex, like riding a bike, takes a bit of practice to really get into. It's not going to change your life or anything.[/QUOTE]
I am kinda pussy and virgo at same time, but I don't lie. I asked that question because one of my friends stated that the only possible way to get sex is to lie, so I asked here for confirmation. Thanks :D
just found out my ex (a freshman) lost her virginity to some senior she went out with for like a month
fuck
[QUOTE=Mobon1;35787945]just found out my ex (a freshman) lost her virginity to some senior she went out with for like a month
fuck[/QUOTE]
so
[QUOTE=Yahnich;35788010]know that feel, my gf didn't want to lose her virginity until marriage or something and after we broke up she lost it to some dude she knew for a month
i was like seriously
seeeeeriously[/QUOTE]
at least 33.33% your own fault, probably more.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;35788120]so[/QUOTE]
did not provide for me after like 2 years and had detailed reasons why we shouldn't
[editline]1st May 2012[/editline]
just pisses me off more than anything
well you cant control other people's choices
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;35788251]well you cant control other people's choices[/QUOTE]
to someone who's only had one girlfriend and is still a virgin it means a bit more than just like "ohp just another ho whatevs lol"
[editline]1st May 2012[/editline]
but yeah i get what you mean, i'm not gonna let it ruin my life etc etc
[QUOTE=Mobon1;35788473]to someone who's only had one girlfriend and is still a virgin it means a bit more than just like "ohp just another ho whatevs lol"
[editline]1st May 2012[/editline]
but yeah i get what you mean, i'm not gonna let it ruin my life etc etc[/QUOTE]
i dont mean it like that, I mean she's your ex and you need to stop paying attention to the details of her sex life, because they really dont matter to you
[QUOTE=Mobon1;35787945]just found out my ex (a freshman) lost her virginity to some senior she went out with for like a month
fuck[/QUOTE]
I'm in a similar situation...
except I'm that senior and it's going down this summer
alright, uh, well let me stop you for a second there. you're a senior. let's assume you're 18. you're gonna be out of high school this is summer. you're gonna fuck a freshman? she's 14 or 15. that's kinda fucked. i mean, people do it, but just don't be that guy. nobody likes the senior (or in your case, high school graduate) who has sex with 15 year old children
plus, it just means you're that desperate
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