• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III
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Female stalkers do not exist.
[QUOTE=Paravin;35872817]So I just found out that my girlfriend.. has also spent evenings reading and looking at pictures of Chernobyl and the Pripyat area. I think my jaw went through the fucking floor.[/QUOTE] so
[QUOTE=Rusty100;35872842]so[/QUOTE] It's not the sort of thing you'd expect girls to take much of an interest in...
[QUOTE=Doozle;35873054]It's not the sort of thing you'd expect girls to take much of an interest in...[/QUOTE] i dont really understand why one interest is weirder for a girl to have than another
I'm not saying it's weirder but maybe he didn't expect her to be into it. There are things that are more standardly aimed at males or females. I was surprised when I found out my mates girlfriend has an Xbox and often plays MW3. Most girls can't stand video games. I was surprised when my girlfriend told me she liked Face/Off despite normally refusing to watch anything like that. [editline]8th May 2012[/editline] I always get the impression you try to play devils advocate but are shit at it.
Guys I really like this girl and I think she likes me too. I told her I was going to take her out to dinner this Saturday at a really nice place I know and have the money prepped for it. I've been playing this all out as if I know exactly what I'm doing but I really don't, this is my first actual date. Are there any dos or donts I must know about at a date?
[QUOTE=Donkey_Kong;35873339]Guys I really like this girl and I think she likes me too. I told her I was going to take her out to dinner this Saturday at a really nice place I know and have the money prepped for it. I've been playing this all out as if I know exactly what I'm doing but I really don't, this is my first actual date. Are there any dos or donts I must know about at a date?[/QUOTE] drop hints of sex at every opportunity possible (condoms in the salad, ordering the only hotdog in the restaurant, etc) at all costs
[QUOTE=Donkey_Kong;35873339]Guys I really like this girl and I think she likes me too. I told her I was going to take her out to dinner this Saturday at a really nice place I know and have the money prepped for it. I've been playing this all out as if I know exactly what I'm doing but I really don't, this is my first actual date. Are there any dos or donts I must know about at a date?[/QUOTE] Keep making it up as you go along, you're doing fine. It's what everyone else does.
[QUOTE=Donkey_Kong;35873339]Guys I really like this girl and I think she likes me too. I told her I was going to take her out to dinner this Saturday at a really nice place I know and have the money prepped for it. I've been playing this all out as if I know exactly what I'm doing but I really don't, this is my first actual date. Are there any dos or donts I must know about at a date?[/QUOTE] Be yourself.
[QUOTE=metallics;35873571]Keep making it up as you go along, you're doing fine. It's what everyone else does.[/QUOTE] What he said. Wing it!
Thanks guys. Winging my first kiss worked and I felt like a fucking boss. Hopefully it works for my date too. I'll let you guys know how it goes
[QUOTE=Doozle;35873261] I always get the impression you try to play devils advocate but are shit at it.[/QUOTE] that must be why you replied back to it in full force but I don't think any interest is weirder than another just because someone is a girl. there are plenty of girls who like to do the same shit as guys. i don't see why you should be so surprised a girl games or is interested in chernobyl, like those are somehow guy specific interests
[QUOTE=Doozle;35873261]I'm not saying it's weirder but maybe he didn't expect her to be into it. There are things that are more standardly aimed at males or females. I was surprised when I found out my mates girlfriend has an Xbox and often plays MW3. Most girls can't stand video games. I was surprised when my girlfriend told me she liked Face/Off despite normally refusing to watch anything like that. [editline]8th May 2012[/editline] I always get the impression you try to play devils advocate but are shit at it.[/QUOTE] I play xbox, I play Halo and lately Skyrim. Trials HD is also fun. And yes I'm a girl. And I have a boyfriend too. You males seem to stereotype us a lot. I know a girl who has a higher gamerscore than anyone else I know.
[QUOTE=Hana-San;35874093]I play xbox, I play Halo and lately Skyrim. Trials HD is also fun. And yes I'm a girl. And I have a boyfriend too. You males seem to stereotype us a lot. I know a girl who has a higher gamerscore than anyone else I know.[/QUOTE] ~~~gurl gamer leadin da revolution~ fight them stereotypical males oppressin u this is the 21st century u have power now gurl
[QUOTE=Hana-San;35874093]I play xbox, I play Halo and lately Skyrim. Trials HD is also fun. And yes I'm a girl. And I have a boyfriend too. You males seem to stereotype us a lot. I know a girl who has a higher gamerscore than anyone else I know.[/QUOTE] U NO GURL! GURL BAD! GURL GOES KITCHEN!
[QUOTE=metallics;35871502]Messy. Not worth the mess. [editline]8th May 2012[/editline] Damn, you people make it sound so formal... do you have some kind of sex diary or something? "Well I can do next Tuesday evening... but only after 7pm..." As long as you actually have the supplies to hand being spontaneous about it is so much better. Especially for your first time, you don't have time to get anxious about it.[/QUOTE] Haha, well it's not like we have a day and hour picked out. We just figured it would happen soon after I got back. And I agree, it sounds like planning it would take a lot of the, uh.... magic... out of it.
Chatting with girl, get a text. Its from a girl i lost interest in some 3 months ago. "Hey, wanna hang out this week? I'm off school so im free again!" -sigh-
fuck it and chuck it
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;35875525]Chatting with girl, get a text. Its from a girl i lost interest in some 3 months ago. "Hey, wanna hang out this week? I'm off school so im free again!" -sigh-[/QUOTE] Fuck Her Gently [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvdYly4A5W0[/media]
Broke up with my 6 month girlfriend. Feels bad :(
[QUOTE=Yahnich;35875611]rape it and tape it[/QUOTE] You definitely should have made it, "tape it and rape it". At least, that procession makes more sense to me. Usually works better too. E. But onto the important discussion, isn't it just the worst feeling that you can have when you feel a real wet shit coming and you have to walk as quickly as you can to the bathroom but not so quickly that you might shit your pants, and then you barely make it and have to aim your shit as you sit down?
[QUOTE=Doozle;35873261]I'm not saying it's weirder but maybe he didn't expect her to be into it. There are things that are more standardly aimed at males or females. I was surprised when I found out my mates girlfriend has an Xbox and often plays MW3. Most girls can't stand video games. I was surprised when my girlfriend told me she liked Face/Off despite normally refusing to watch anything like that.[/QUOTE] i get chastised for playing violent videogames, "oh you're not 15 years old anymore, why do you need to play these childish masturbation aids" joke's on her though, she's into minecraft so at least i can get bored and sleep while she's up all night playing a game for autistic nerds.
[QUOTE=thisispain;35876821]i get chastised for playing violent videogames, "oh you're not 15 years old anymore, why do you need to play these childish masturbation aids" joke's on her though, she's into minecraft so at least i can get bored and sleep while she's up all night playing a game for autistic nerds.[/QUOTE] or maybe u could both be tolerant of ur subjective opinions
[QUOTE=thisispain;35876821]minecraft (...) a game for autistic nerds.[/QUOTE] Don't say that, will rape you.
My girl told me she likes nazi zombies so we played once. And only once.
i used to play mortal kombat with my ex. it was the only game she played and she only played as one character and was way way too good with that character. it was fun my current girlfriend is into games. she plays the orange box quite a bit, gta, some older pc games too. we played dear esther through together (or, rather, i played it and she watched because she just wanted to enjoy the visuals and the poetry and what not)
Tried playing DiRT 2 with my girlfriend a while back since she likes racing games, didn't really work since she ended up tickling and distracting me on every difficult corner :v: she plays sims too, and I set up a GBA emulator on her phone so we both play Pokemon on our phones.
the only game i played with my ex that i would usually win at was cod4 she always destroyed me in stuff like mvc3 and nba jam
Okay so in order to break up with my last girlfriend I cheated on her with another girl, I slept with her and we stayed up all night it was magical so now this girl that I slept with is my new girlfriend. I got stoned and pissed afterwards, drove to my local town with a mate and broke up with my ex by telling her I slept with another girl.. 4 times in 6 hours. Only reason I did this is so that she would never want me back cause we had a couple of splits before but got back together. Anyway, happy with my new girl and she has a baby! This will be some experience. Can't help but think I'm a massive cunt to women though.
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;35878092]Okay so in order to break up with my last girlfriend I cheated on her with another girl, I slept with her and we stayed up all night it was magical so now this girl that I slept with is my new girlfriend. I got stoned and pissed afterwards, drove to my local town with a mate and broke up with my ex by telling her I slept with another girl.. 4 times in 6 hours. Only reason I did this is so that she would never want me back cause we had a couple of splits before but got back together. Anyway, happy with my new girl and she has a baby! This will be some experience. Can't help but think I'm a massive cunt to women though.[/QUOTE] hey remember a year ago when everyone thought you were a massive cunt and then a month ago i brought that up again and we reminisced about how you were a massive cunt my, how nothing has changed...
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