[QUOTE=joshdasmif;35878092]Okay so in order to break up with my last girlfriend I cheated on her with another girl, I slept with her and we stayed up all night it was magical so now this girl that I slept with is my new girlfriend.
I got stoned and pissed afterwards, drove to my local town with a mate and broke up with my ex by telling her I slept with another girl.. 4 times in 6 hours. Only reason I did this is so that she would never want me back cause we had a couple of splits before but got back together.
Anyway, happy with my new girl and she has a baby! This will be some experience.
Can't help but think I'm a massive cunt to women though.[/QUOTE]
i get really sad once i realize my absentee father is probably someone like this.
Guess I'll never change to be honest, don't care what people think of me either though since I have close friends in real life and I'm getting my hole.
[editline]8th May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Yahnich;35878175]what the fuck is wrong with you[/QUOTE]
I'm a bad boyfriend I think?
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;35878183]Guess I'll never change to be honest, don't care what people think of me either though since I have close friends in real life and I'm getting my hole.[/QUOTE]
Then go ahead and tell these stories to your real friends and show us their response, what the fuck do you think they will say?
Grow up, you sound like you're 6 years old. You're probably going to be a terrible father, I hope your new "girlfriend" dumps your ass before you ruin her and her child's life.
[QUOTE=JohanGS;35878214]Then go ahead and tell these stories to your real friends and show us their response, what the fuck do you think they will say?[/QUOTE]
They know exactly what I am like, they think I'm a king and a player.
[editline]8th May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Aetna;35878223]Grow up, you sound like you're 6 years old. You're probably going to be a terrible father, I hope your new "girlfriend" dumps your ass before you ruin her and her child's life.[/QUOTE]
I'll let you lot know what happens :)
[editline]8th May 2012[/editline]
Oh I forgot to add, my new girlfriend [b]also[/b] cheated on her partner to be with me!
Her child is 2 in December, she is 16 and I am 18 in June.
This doesn't sound too bad surely?
just go away
I have as much right to be here as you do.
please, [b]please[/b] let this be a troll...
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;35871916]Hahahahaha sorry I don't want to be a dick about this but your oh so mature and serious relationship lasted "almost a year" and only ended because a fucking car broke down.
No wonder you're dating a 15 year old, you still think like one.[/QUOTE]
Oh, yes, because i should have started dating a 15 year old at 15 and still be with her now. Yes. Because everything is perfect and easy and i don't have shit to do and have absolutelly no problems.
And just saying: a CBR600 is a bike.
And how in the everloving fuck do you suggest me to be with her when she lives 320 km away from me? Paying 32€ for a slow ass train every time i wanted to see her? Real smart.
And i'm not calling myself mature, but i've been through a lot of crap including my father dying of cancer exactly 2 years ago.
[QUOTE=Autumn;35878294]please, [b]please[/b] let this be a troll...[/QUOTE]
I promise you I am being 100% honest with you.
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;35878293]I have as much right to be here as you do.[/QUOTE]
instead of posting bullshit on facepunch you should have a good think about where your ridiculous life is going.
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;35878231]They know exactly what I am like, they think I'm a king and a player.
[editline]8th May 2012[/editline]
I'll let you lot know what happens :)
[editline]8th May 2012[/editline]
Oh I forgot to add, my new girlfriend [b]also[/b] cheated on her partner to be with me!
Her child is 2 in December, she is 16 and I am 18 in June.
This doesn't sound too bad surely?[/QUOTE]
And i thought i knew what it meant to be a dick.
actually it sounds like he just likes the negative attention that he gets from this thread by talking about being a cunt
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;35878305]I promise you I am being 100% honest with you.[/QUOTE]
someone change this guys title to 'massive asshole to women' in big red letters pls
[QUOTE=thisispain;35878321]instead of posting bullshit on facepunch you should have a good think about where your ridiculous life is going.[/QUOTE]
I may get an STI but hell I'm loving life at the moment. Drinking beer in my mates caravan and going to my girlfriends house when ever I want? What's not to like huh
[editline]8th May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;35878341]actually it sounds like he just likes the negative attention that he gets from this thread by talking about being a cunt[/QUOTE]
I like the criticism but it is never positive :(
[editline]8th May 2012[/editline]
Dammit there are worse guys out there than me? My friends high five me but you all shun me what's up with that?
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;35878231]They know exactly what I am like, they think I'm a king and a player.
[/QUOTE]
Goddamn if they're like that you and your friends are probably that one group that nobody else likes.
[QUOTE=Spirit_Breaker;35878385]Goddamn if they're like that you and your friends are probably that one group that nobody else likes.[/QUOTE]
We actually have a lot of friends, male friends though
Is your life aspiration to star in jersey Shore?
[QUOTE=Komeight;35876265][B]Broke up with my 6 month girlfriend.[/B]
Feels bad :([/QUOTE]
Why?
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35878619]My girlfriend likes to threaten to break up with me when we're joking, makes me sad.[/QUOTE]
Cheat on her.
hey CPOS please leave
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;35878636]Cheat on her.[/QUOTE]
since that is completely terrible advice (which suits your terrible character) and you're not a) asking for advice b) helping anyone i'd advise you to stop posting in this thread.
Okay, what do you advise somebody to do when their girlfriend calls them clingy? My mate just said my girlfriend called me clingy which is pretty shit since I have texted her like once today.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35878619]My girlfriend likes to threaten to break up with me when we're joking, makes me sad.[/QUOTE]
Christ, this makes me rage. Just talk to her about it! [I]Communicate.[/I]
[editline]8th May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;35878681]Okay, what do you advise somebody to do when their girlfriend calls them clingy? My mate just said my girlfriend called me clingy which is pretty shit since I have texted her like once today.[/QUOTE]
And what about the other days? Goddamn talk to her; ask her why she said it.
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;35878681]Okay, what do you advise somebody to do when their girlfriend calls them clingy? My mate just said my girlfriend called me clingy which is pretty shit since I have texted her like once today.[/QUOTE]
are you really just asking for advice for your "girlfriend" situation as if nothing is wrong with you and you're perfectly welcome here
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;35878690]Christ, this makes me rage. Just talk to her about it! [I]Communicate.[/I]
[editline]8th May 2012[/editline]
And what about the other days? Goddamn talk to her; ask her why she said it.[/QUOTE]
Yeah okay I'll text her, usually I just send her a text asking her what she's doing or if I can see her on the day but now I'm suddenly clingy?
[QUOTE=Yahnich;35878732]child... 16...
fuck[/QUOTE]
She's a good mother, age has nothing to do with parental capability. Don't judge a book until you've read it.
in your case all you need to see is your avatar to make an accurate judgement
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;35878755]She's a good mother, age has nothing to do with parental capability. Don't judge a book until you've read it.[/QUOTE]
not the mother we're worried about here...
yes it does
any 16 year old is going to be a shit parent because a 16 year old hasn't even been parented enough.
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