[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35879082]We don't want to have sex yet, and she doesn't like anal.[/QUOTE]
hahah wtf if you're not ready for sex, why is anal your first go-to alternative? that doesn't make sense to me
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35879082]Does anyone have any ideas for what me and my girlfriend can do sexually?
We don't want to have sex yet, and she doesn't like anal.[/QUOTE]
blowjobs, handjobs, going down on her, masturbating together, foreplay, some are into dry humping, endless possibilities.
oral sex is officially sex though
[editline]8th May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35879189]
She likes rough things and whipped cream. I need some kinky stuff[/QUOTE]
but she wants to wait till marriage for sex??
huh
try flogging or choking
so how does she know she doesn't like anal if she hasn't tried it yet?
i only half ask seriously, because the idea of holding out from vaginal sex (because she wants to wait until marriage) but probably being willing to take it in the ass is just hilarious.
you can't make babies (you're fucking old enough to be sexual, don't say make babies like a 4 year old) with a condom on either, does that mean it's not sex?
[editline]8th May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35879218]
And she said anal sex is icky and she doesn't want to try it, of course I am open minded but it'd probably hurt her really badly, she's tiny.[/QUOTE]
you shouldn't be asking us about what to do, you should probably be asking her
[QUOTE=thisispain;35879230]you can't make babies (you're fucking old enough to be sexual, don't say make babies like a 4 year old) with a condom on either, does that mean it's not sex?[/QUOTE]
Pfft totally, its why I'm still a virgin. :v:
/bullshit
And I imagine its not that she doesn't like it altogether, its that she's put off by the concept.
all i'm saying is that it's pretty hetero to say that oral sex isn't sex, that's basically saying gay people can't have sex unless it's anal sex (a lot of gay dudes don't do anal sex btw fun fact) and that lesbian people can't have sex at all.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35879262]Of course not! If she's on the pill it's not sex either, it's just love thrusting.
You know what I mean, quit being so difficult :v:
and I can't ask her, I wanna surprise her.[/QUOTE]
Surprise [del]butt secks[/del] love thrusting!
EDIT:
[QUOTE=thisispain;35879282]all i'm saying is that it's pretty hetero to say that oral sex isn't sex, that's basically saying gay people can't have sex unless it's anal sex (a lot of gay dudes don't do anal sex btw fun fact) and that lesbian people can't have sex at all.[/QUOTE]
So its a bad choice of words. "Sex" to a lot of people is "Vaginal Sex", I think what he means is "Vaginal Sex"
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35879262]
and I can't ask her, I wanna surprise her.[/QUOTE]
and this is unfortunately a bad idea. bringing out surprises is great until you bring out one she doesn't enjoy at all and then you've kind of ruined the whole thing.
that doesn't mean play it 100% safe, but she likes it rough could mean anything from being forceful to choking and slapping her blue. (some people can't get off without being fucked up like that)
being precise is important.
"Hey darling, suck on this!" - totally what you need to do.
Talk to her, idiot.
[QUOTE=thisispain;35879027]no problem.
guys do your brain a favour and click on this:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=227413[/url]
[editline]8th May 2012[/editline]
and a lot of times it's also victim. like teenagers who are raped or sexually assaulted in some way but cannot get an abortion done either due to the laws or the family they live with.[/QUOTE]
True, but most of the time when it happens here at least, it's because they're just whores. We have a lot of whores in the UK.
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;35878849]my girlfriend is going to move 413km away in september and it will cost me around £90 each time for a shit british train
oh and in 3rd year of her university course she'll move about 600km away and a plane ticket will cost me about £150 each time
if you're saying you broke up because of distance and money then you're basically saying you don't love her enough to part with cash or go a substantial amount of time without sex
and jesus why did you bring up your father's death in defence of your maturity? that's just low (and very immature)[/QUOTE]
I don't have the money. Period. I never had a lot of money and still don't. If i did, i'd probably still be with her, but it wasn't a possibility at all, and i mentioned my father because what happened is related to the lack of money.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35879333]Gay and lesbian people can have sex to whatever definition they want, but I wanna have sex that involves my penis and her vagina.
And of course I'll ask her about it before I do it, but I want to make her think "Oohh yeah.. that'll be hot, why didn't we think of that sooner?" or however girls think.[/QUOTE]
Foreplay that most couples start out with is fisting
so go straight for that
anally
dry
[QUOTE=Legend286;35879450]True, but most of the time when it happens here at least, it's because they're just whores. We have a lot of whores in the UK.[/QUOTE]
yeah cut the bullshit, just be more mindful when you call teenage mothers whores or idiots. i know that when it comes to the UK, northern ireland actually wouldn't allow abortions for teenage mothers in case of rape or sexual assault.
[editline]8th May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Lukeo;35879490]Foreplay that most couples start out with is fisting
so go straight for that
anally
dry[/QUOTE]
fisting?
good god mate you start out with that?
do you end with just cutting their heads off?
[QUOTE=thisispain;35879527]fisting?
good god mate you start out with that?
do you end with just cutting their heads off?[/QUOTE]
The latter normally comes second
[QUOTE=Autumn;35879214]so how does she know she doesn't like anal if she hasn't tried it yet?
i only half ask seriously, because the idea of holding out from vaginal sex (because she wants to wait until marriage) but probably being willing to take it in the ass is just hilarious.[/QUOTE]
I went to high school with a popular girl who only did anal with her boyfriends just so she could be a virgin. I guess you could say her boyfriends were not really happy with her all that much whenever they wanted to get laid.
Is a blowjob something I should just flat out ask for?
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;35882813]Is a blowjob something I should just flat out ask for?[/QUOTE]
Just point at your dick
[QUOTE=babyarm-bat;35883629]Just point at your dick[/QUOTE]
Point, look at her, and say "it ain't gonna suck itself!"
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[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;35882813]Is a blowjob something I should just flat out ask for?[/QUOTE]
Definitely depends on the person I'd say. It's what I did though. Worked well enough.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;35882813]Is a blowjob something I should just flat out ask for?[/QUOTE]
Offer the same in return. Give to get and all that.
Unless you're already in a solid relationship where physical affection isn't anything you two are shy about. Neither my girlfriend or I shy away from asking for exactly what we want because we're both comfortable about it all.
[QUOTE=Phsykotik;35876393]You definitely should have made it, "tape it and rape it".
At least, that procession makes more sense to me.[/QUOTE]
I think he meant tape it as in film it, not duct tape it. It works that way.
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;35878092]Okay so in order to break up with my last girlfriend I cheated on her with another girl, I slept with her and we stayed up all night it was magical so now this girl that I slept with is my new girlfriend.
I got stoned and pissed afterwards, drove to my local town with a mate and broke up with my ex by telling her I slept with another girl.. 4 times in 6 hours. Only reason I did this is so that she would never want me back cause we had a couple of splits before but got back together.
Anyway, happy with my new girl and she has a baby! This will be some experience.
Can't help but think I'm a massive cunt to women though.[/QUOTE]
*flashback to 4 weeks ago*
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;35441143]Something about reading his posts just makes me really uncomfortable. They just seem so... sleazy.
But hey, good for you Josh. I look forward to hearing about the next girl you end up with in a month or so, I'm sure she'll be 'fitter' than all the others too![/QUOTE]
Fucking clockwork.
In the post after that I said I felt kinda bad for calling you a sleeze without actually knowing you. Well I take that back completely. You're a total piece of shit.
Sorry I'll ignore him now. [sp]At least until next month![/sp]
[QUOTE=Rusty100;35874086]that must be why you replied back to it in full force
but I don't think any interest is weirder than another just because someone is a girl. there are plenty of girls who like to do the same shit as guys. i don't see why you should be so surprised a girl games or is interested in chernobyl, like those are somehow guy specific interests[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Hana-San;35874093]I play xbox, I play Halo and lately Skyrim. Trials HD is also fun. And yes I'm a girl. And I have a boyfriend too.
You males seem to stereotype us a lot.
I know a girl who has a higher gamerscore than anyone else I know.[/QUOTE]
I'm going by what I've experienced. I'm not saying it is weird for girls to play games or whatever, i'm just saying it's not that common. More lads play games than girls, that's hardly stereotyping.
My girlfriend plays the sims and LBP but won't really play anything else. I'm only going on what I've seen, most girls aren't interested in playing most games.
Thank god my girlfriend is not a "gamer girl".
[QUOTE=Kirth;35886783]Thank god my girlfriend is not a "gamer girl".[/QUOTE]
So, whats wrong with girls being "gamer girls"?
Why is this even a word. It's just a normal girl but she likes to play computer games, which is considered normal if a guy does it.
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;35878352]
Dammit there are worse guys out there than me? My friends high five me but you all shun me what's up with that?[/QUOTE]
Because for the most part FPers who have girlfriends or have had girlfriends actually respect women and find people like you a disgrace to men. Why the fuck would you cheat on your girlfriend to convince her to stay away from you? Do you really think so low of her that you couldn't break up with her and just tell her you met someone else? Seriously, what you did makes you a shit person. And your friends are shit people for approving of such behavior.
[QUOTE=Doozle;35885542]I'm going by what I've experienced. I'm not saying it is weird for girls to play games or whatever, i'm just saying it's not that common. More lads play games than girls, that's hardly stereotyping.
My girlfriend plays the sims and LBP but won't really play anything else. I'm only going on what I've seen, most girls aren't interested in playing most games.[/QUOTE]
Yes but quoting statistics makes you a male chauvinist pig, duh.
He's certainly right though, it simply doesn't happen as often.
Just like:
More girls own purses than guys.
More guys piss standing up than girls.
More guys have penises than girls.
I'm stereotyping so hard, look at me.
[QUOTE=eternalflamez;35887202]So, whats wrong with girls being "gamer girls"?
Why is this even a word. It's just a normal girl but she likes to play computer games, which is considered normal if a guy does it.[/QUOTE]
"gamer girl" has connotations of obnoxious self-labelling, rather than just being "a girl who plays games"
what i mean is, it's girls who very overtly emphasise the fact they like games in a way that very few males do (because if a male looks obsessed with video games, he looks like a nerd... but if a girl makes herself look obsessed with video games then she is, in theory, instantly appealing to a particular demographic of males)
for example, a girl who plays skyrim is not a 'gamer girl'. a girl who's facebook name is "Dawn Dovahkiin Greene" is a 'gamer girl' (no really i actually have mutual friends with someone called that on facebook)
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;35887423]"gamer girl" has connotations of obnoxious self-labelling, rather than just being "a girl who plays games"
what i mean is, it's girls who very overtly emphasise the fact they like games in a way that very few males do (because if a male looks obsessed with video games, he looks like a nerd... but if a girl makes herself look obsessed with video games then she is, in theory, instantly appealing to a particular demographic of males)
for example, a girl who plays skyrim is not a 'gamer girl'. a girl who's facebook name is "Dawn Dovahkiin Greene" is a 'gamer girl' (no really i actually have mutual friends with someone called that on facebook)[/QUOTE]
Hm I guess you are right, that was not really my point though. Ah well.
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