There's this red head on my FB feed complaining. She says that after she dyed her hair red, everyone else in her small town did the same. She seemed to be joking so I decided to bite.
I typed, "red hair before it became mainstream" as a comment.
The very second I put it up, she retorts by calling my face fat and proceeds to delete me personally from her FB. What? I gave her a message to tell her I was only kidding and, "sorry if that offended you."
No response. I guess she really was a hipster and genuinely angry about her hair. It's 8AM and it's way too early for dumb stuff like this on my FB
Well i posted on here a while ago about a certain situation involving not being able to get it up... Thats gone.
Now im stuck with premature ejaculation, i wasnt using a condom and i pulled out, fuck me i made a stupid decision.
Afaik nothing went in, people do stupid things when they are horny.
[QUOTE=Kirth;35886783]Thank god my girlfriend is not a "gamer girl".[/QUOTE]
My ex-girlfriend played L4D2 on expert with me and my mates. We 4 on Skype and she was completely new to the game. But it was so freaking awesome, such great moments :v: She always played the diva. Without being a "gamerz Gurl", also I think that phenomen is really made up and long a thing of the past.
Unfortunatly my current girlfriend does not even know how to hold a gamepad properly :v:
I have never had a girlfriend and I am starting to graduate past the halfway mark of my teenage years. Although this choice has been decided with one part of my brain telling me that its stupid and not logical to find a partner, another part of my brain is very lonely and genetically prone to wanting a partner. To be clear its choice, and its definitely not that women aren't attracted to me, but the fact I just turn all of them down. If I choose to get in a relationship am afraid with my myriad of psychological disorders: Dythsmia, Bipolar 2 and Socipathic and Psychopathic tendencies. I would end up doing allot more bad then good. I just need some words of wisdom from people who are a little more experienced in that area.
My girlfriend had a surgery, now she can barely walk and she needs some serious rest, the doctor has forbidden to her to do anything related with legs and their movement. For 3 weeks.
Well seems like I have to furiously masturbate now for 3 weeks now.
[QUOTE=junker|154;35888617]My girlfriend had a surgery, now she can barely walk and she needs some serious rest, the doctor has forbidden to her to do anything related with legs and their movement. For 3 weeks.
Well seems like I have to furiously masturbate now for 3 weeks now.[/QUOTE]
There more things you could be doing than just plain sex.
Yeah, but our relationship is pretty fresh and we did not have much sex yet and it would be weird if we would do some other stuff. We are not so intimite yet, if you know what I mean.
so then what's the problem?
Well, we slept together a few times and it was fairly great. We love eachother a lot, but now there is like a 3 to 4 weeks break between it. She also has a wheelchair because of her surgery.
[QUOTE=junker|154;35888775]Well, we slept together a few times and it was fairly great. We love eachother a lot, but now there is like a 3 to 4 weeks break between it. She also has a wheelchair because of her surgery.[/QUOTE]
Well then just wait it out I guess, be there for her if she needs any help with things.
Of course, it is just so damn tempting.
[QUOTE=eternalflamez;35887202]So, whats wrong with girls being "gamer girls"?
Why is this even a word. It's just a normal girl but she likes to play computer games, which is considered normal if a guy does it.[/QUOTE]
My girlfriend plays games occasionally, but she's not a "gamer girl". But hey, go ahead ignoring what the rest of the people said.
Now when I look back, all the things I had with girls before the age of 20 are pretty silly. Well on the long run. Nobody should freak the fuck out at 15 because they have no girlfriend. I had my first real girlfriend with 15 and it came rather surprisingly, who knows what the future might hold for you.
too many people i know who were in long-term relationships (more than a year long) with people at like 14-15 are all weirdoes now. when they break up they either decide to be massive slags and sleep with as many people as possible or they immediately get into another relationship straight away which tends to fall apart really quickly. i'm applying this to both males and females i've observed btw; i'm not using "slags" as a misogynist term
i guess the latter happens because of too high expectations and too much comparing of the current partner to the previous. it seems especially worse when the relationship was the first time for [I]everything[/I] for those involved (not just sex but even first kiss etc etc)
what i'm getting at is that, in my experience, the most well adjusted people in their late teens and early 20s seem to be those who spent the majority of their teen years holding a close social group of both girls and guys, having short relationships or flings or just seeing people and then settling down into something more serious later on
so yeh even if you're 17 or 18 i don't think you should worry about not having ever been in a relationship
Yeah but imagine that she can barely walk and can't really move her legs at all :v: and has to use a wheelchair. I just want to put my pregnancy stick into her.
[QUOTE=Awegner;35888432]I have never had a girlfriend and I am starting to graduate past the halfway mark of my teenage years. Although this choice has been decided with one part of my brain telling me that its stupid and not logical to find a partner, another part of my brain is very lonely and genetically prone to wanting a partner. To be clear its choice, and its definitely not that women aren't attracted to me, but the fact I just turn all of them down. If I choose to get in a relationship am afraid with my myriad of psychological disorders: Dythsmia, Bipolar 2 and Socipathic and Psychopathic tendencies. I would end up doing allot more bad then good. I just need some words of wisdom from people who are a little more experienced in that area.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry about it I barely touched a girl till I was 17. My girlfriend is my first proper, grown up girlfriend. There were girls I saw before and did stuff with, but I never felt the same way I do towards my girl. I never fancied them like I did her and they never made me feel the way she does.
Well, today I was given head and a handjob for the first time ever.
It was bad.
So bad I had to finish myself. While the girl was giving me a hand job, she wanted to make out at the same time. So instead of focussing on one thing, and doing it right, she fucks up both since the 'making out' was equally bad (I feared she was going to consume my face at some point, you get the idea). Sure she can't take all the blame, I was pretty nervous after all and boy did she feel bad afterwards. Said she was probably not attractive enough, that she couldn't arouse me. She could have, and I was up for it, but the whole thing was more of a turn-off if anything. You know, usually when making out with someone, fully dressed even, I get aroused. But I didn't when making out with her, and we were both naked. I even had some trouble maintaining a proper boner.
As for the blowjob, felt pretty bad as well. I could feel her teeth scraping along my dick, that can't be right. She claimed she made other guys come pretty easily when giving a blowjob, but I'm apparently not one of them. I feel pretty bad now, for her, mostly. I just, I don't know, I just couldn't [I]really[/I] enjoy it. Maybe it's because this is all new to me, I wouldn't know. Thought I'd share this, see if anyone experienced anything similar to this.
86 pages guys. 86 fucking pages.
[QUOTE=BigOwl;35894417]86 pages guys. 86 fucking pages.[/QUOTE]
Soon to be 87.
Just tell her, subtly, only way to improve.
Also when i had sex, i barely felt anything initially.
Like literally, nothing, i didnt even know if i was in or not for a good 10 seconds, i dunno if i fucked up or summin lol.
I must be proper numb, i barely feel anything when a girl gives me a handjob.
I'm not really a fan of blowjobs. I'd rather give a girl oral than receive it.
don't see why you can't do both
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;35895031]don't see why you can't do both[/QUOTE]
At the same time.
Oh, we passed page 69 ages ago, never mind.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35879218]I don't consider oral sex to be sex[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Yahnich;35889507]so you're 15ish and you haven't had a girlfriend yes
boy it is terrible to be you because every boy obviously has had a girlfriend by then. Calm the fuck down and are those disorders actually diagnosed or did you self-diagnose[/QUOTE]
Professional diagnosis.
Let me tell you what my ex did and what my reaction was. She told me she lost her virgintea to a dude who was twenty. I sorta snickered, Told her to use protection and didn't really care. I didn't give her the chance to make me feel bad really.
Feel like a dick afterwards but sorta worth it to see her facial reactions. I mean she broke up and ceased contact with me for two months. What more reason do i need to know she gives no fucks?
it was worth it to see her facial reactions? christ, you make yourself sound like a sociopath
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;35897044]it was worth it to see her facial reactions? christ, you make yourself sound like a sociopath[/QUOTE]
Oh i am a sociopath, or at least a recovered one. I've undergone therapy. But it was just sorta satisfying after what she did. She left me, No reason. No goodbye. Nothing, we were together for like 3 months and one day she just disappears. The reason? The guy she lost her virgintea with. Honestly i was just really mad at her. I didn't want her to know, so i said what was on my mind. I cared a lot about her and she just left me with nothing. At all, really. And i felt really hurt.
well at least you're honest about being a sociopath (sorry about that).
but uh, what the fuck is virgintea?
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