[QUOTE=thisispain;35897427]well at least you're honest about being a sociopath (sorry about that).
but uh, what the fuck is virgintea?[/QUOTE]
The sauce you get by bathing virgins. I just remember it as virgintea because i used to have a speech impediment
So parents have gone on at me im to young for sex 17 in june they're probably right but how do you know when the times right and where It's obvious i can't in my room
[QUOTE=articpenguin;35894815]I'm not really a fan of blowjobs. I'd rather give a girl oral than receive it.[/QUOTE]
I dunno, for me receiving a blowjob is one of my life aspirations...
[QUOTE=Lexinator;35898083]So parents have gone on at me im to young for sex 17 in june they're probably right but how do you know when the times right and where It's obvious i can't in my room[/QUOTE]
I had sex when I was 14 (I ended up being in a relationship with that girl for 2 and a half years). Mum knew and was fine with it... even bought me a 20 pack of condoms and gave me a $50... If you're parents aren't gonna be cool about it you can really only hide it from them I guess.. or wait like a good kid
As for where... public offers a lot of places.. if your girl isnt too shy
My girl was fine with it.. cant really suggest anything in particular but just go for walks and think about where no one has any reason to go.. The same kinda places you'd go for hide and seek or something
[QUOTE=cueballv2themax;35899629]hi guys[/QUOTE]
You want to tell us your problems?
[QUOTE=Lord_Schrotty;35899656]You want to tell us your problems?[/QUOTE]
i don't know really, i kind of do.
i mean my girlfriend has seemed quite distant for the past month or two but i think it's just exam stress and it will all pass in a few weeks or so, and the last thing i should be concentrating on is my relationship when I have 4 highers and an Int 2 in the next 3 weeks.
[editline]10th May 2012[/editline]
i'm in a bit of a rambly mood at the moment so excuse me if most of my posts don't make sense or seem a bit strange
[QUOTE=Gravity Ponds;35899517]I had sex when I was 14 (I ended up being in a relationship with that girl for 2 and a half years). Mum knew and was fine with it... even bought me a 20 pack of condoms and gave me a $50... If you're parents aren't gonna be cool about it you can really only hide it from them I guess.. or wait like a good kid
As for where... public offers a lot of places.. if your girl isnt too shy
My girl was fine with it.. cant really suggest anything in particular but just go for walks and think about where no one has any reason to go.. The same kinda places you'd go for hide and seek or something[/QUOTE]
Wow 50$, your girlfriend's pretty cheap
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35904771]You'll know when the time is right, and try the car. It's a popular place.[/QUOTE]
wait for parents to go out and pump her rotten
[QUOTE=cueballv2themax;35905870]wait for parents to go out and pump her rotten[/QUOTE]
My favorite thing about this thread is learning all the new slang for fucking
[QUOTE=cueballv2themax;35905870]wait for parents to go out and pump her rotten[/QUOTE]
pump her rotten is the least sexiest term for sex i've ever heard
plunder her fuck hole
HALP!
Just came out of a relationship which lasted for a while. She initiated said relationship and also ended it. She said she was busy, but later told me the truth, which was that there wasn't enough communication. (I find it very ironic that she lies on why she broke up with me then tells me it was communication! Talk about bad communication...)
Anyways, I'm still coping with it all, but I think I'll be fine. I just want to ask you folks two questions: How would I go about making smooth communication in a future relationship? Also, where would be a good place to meet new girls (as a high school-er), preferably who are accepting of my interests (internet, computer science, math), or would share said interests?
communication is decided by how much effort you put into it. always be very clear in a relationship about how you feel, and that you want there to be communication, and if you feel something's amiss, talk it out. don't let problems build up until you unload a bunch at once, and if something pisses you off, don't react aggressively. always act this way, and always initiate communication. that way, if you know you're always being reasonable, even if things don't work out, you'll know it wasn't your fault; you did as much as you could to make it work.
[QUOTE=thisispain;35907962]pump her rotten is the least sexiest term for sex i've ever heard[/QUOTE]
it makes me think of rotten pumpkins
being fucked
17, never had a real GF, never had sex. Should I be concerned?
[editline]10th May 2012[/editline]
I think I should be, but idk, that's just me.
you should be concerned about important things.
you'll get around to girlfriends and sex once you put aside the time and effort for it, like anything else that's what it needs.
nope, don't be. that's plenty normal.
[QUOTE=Kel|oggs;35910276]17, never had a real GF, never had sex. Should I be concerned?
[editline]10th May 2012[/editline]
I think I should be, but idk, that's just me.[/QUOTE]
Nah man.
Same boat- totally cool.
It'll come when it will.
[QUOTE=Kel|oggs;35910276]17, never had a real GF, never had sex. Should I be concerned?
[editline]10th May 2012[/editline]
I think I should be, but idk, that's just me.[/QUOTE]
You're not the only one man. Don't be concerned. I pretty much agree with what Phsykotik said, it happens when it happens.
[QUOTE=thisispain;35907962]pump her rotten is the least sexiest term for sex i've ever heard[/QUOTE]
scotland has a good few names for it, and if you look at most of our population, you'll understand why.
'rodding' is a personal favourite
i think i'm going to enjoy this thread
So me and my gf are engaging in the intercourse and it slips out and she goes to put it back in but scratches the head with her nails, the horror.
[QUOTE=Kirrimir;35914338]So me and my gf are engaging in the intercourse and it slips out and she goes to put it back in but scratches the head with her nails, the horror.[/QUOTE]
Sympathy cringe.
[QUOTE=Kel|oggs;35910276]17, never had a real GF, never had sex. Should I be concerned?
[editline]10th May 2012[/editline]
I think I should be, but idk, that's just me.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QK2Re81_EI&feature=fvwrel[/media]
Lol, jk dude. That's completely normal. It will come in due time :)
[QUOTE=Lexinator;35898083]So parents have gone on at me im to young for sex 17 in june they're probably right but how do you know when the times right and where It's obvious i can't in my room[/QUOTE]
I had sex at 14 in a teepee in what is basically a nature preserve/park. It's not exactly hard to find someplace good.
Hey guys, 10 days until I go back to America to see my girlfriend for 3 months, after 9 months of long distance... experience, and honestly, things are looking better than ever :D
And to think, you guys told me to call the relationship off...
Well, probably not you guys, it was one of these threads from last September.
But still, SO EXCITED :D
I recently broke up with my girlfriend (As of Tuesday at 9PM London time)
Now she's all, "I may have made a huge mistake" (insert that "I've made a huge mistake." gif here and that sums up her reactions), but I see this all the time from other relationships that have ended from other people.
After asking me what I would now do, I said basically we'll stay as friends ('cause I'm not a dick).
At least I can fap whenever I want now. Not like it stopped me before.
It was a good year and 1 month.
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