I have a huge fucking problem with fapping. I never did it that much but recently I do it like once or twice a day. Even with my girlfriend being around and such. I just cannot control the fucking urge.
It is so goddamn hard.
i couldnt beat off once for two months during basic training, so i've been catching up for all the lost 'me' time
I've never really had an urge to do it spare a few times, I feel like i'm missing out. Honestly I don't think i've done it more than 10 times in my life.
[QUOTE=junker|154;35945993]I have a huge fucking problem with fapping. I never did it that much but recently I do it like once or twice a day. Even with my girlfriend being around and such. I just cannot control the fucking urge.
It is so goddamn hard.[/QUOTE]
Spring fever.
Oh god your avatar reminds me of that acid trip scene of the old Dumbo movie. Oh that was terrifying.
[QUOTE=Parakon;35946216]I've never really had an urge to do it spare a few times, I feel like i'm missing out. Honestly I don't think i've done it [b]more than 10 times[/b] in my life.[/QUOTE]
I am completely gobsmacked.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;35946614]not lucky at all, girls don't appreciate sucking your dick for twenty minutes[/QUOTE]
That's what I get worried about. What if it takes ages to reach an orgasm during a blowjob? That would be really embarrassing.
So it turns out that the girl I loved and I wanted to make a relationship with her, I wrote a big ass poem in about 20 minutes for her which she liked, she said "well, thanks for writing me that poem, but I love that other guy, sorry"
my heart suddenly broke
are you 12
nope, but it was my first try so I don't know what to do. I could go to the parties to find some girls but they're all drunk, so I have to find other places to find normal, honest girls who I would like...
You don't go looking for those, you just find them.
[QUOTE=Donkey_Kong;35951663]That's what I get worried about. What if it takes ages to reach an orgasm during a blowjob? That would be really embarrassing.[/QUOTE]
How is that embarrassing? lol
Just saying, if I was a girl doing that to a guy for 20 minutes straight without having reached anything I would be thinking "what is wrong with this guy"
[QUOTE=ichiman94;35952060]nope, but it was my first try so I don't know what to do. I could go to the parties to find some girls but they're all drunk, so I have to find other places to find normal, honest girls who I would like...[/QUOTE]
because being drunk = abnormal, dishonest people you shouldn't want to talk to?
you're really thinking about this the wrong way and judging people based off stupid things. based off what you've said so far you're not mature enough to handle a relationship, regardless of your physical age
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;35952643]because being drunk = abnormal, dishonest people you shouldn't want to talk to?[/QUOTE]
No, these people are really rude and are being assholes to each other no matter what. Heck, even their friends bullied me, but I didn't do anything that would cause that thing.
Edit: sorry for derailing the thread, I shouldn't have go there, I shouldn't have join FP, I shouldn't have do anything in my life.
[QUOTE=ichiman94;35952688]No, these people are really rude and are being assholes to each other no matter what. Heck, even their friends bullied me, but I didn't do anything that would cause that thing.
Edit: sorry for derailing the thread, I shouldn't have go there, I shouldn't have join FP, I shouldn't have do anything in my life.[/QUOTE]
Apparently every person who drinks alcohol is an asshole bully.
Not every girl who goes to a party is totally shit faced and unconsciously asking for sex either. Go to parties, great way to meet people and girls.
Next time don't write a poem, just ask someone out normally.
[QUOTE=ichiman94;35952688]No, these people are really rude and are being assholes to each other no matter what. Heck, even their friends bullied me, but I didn't do anything that would cause that thing.[/QUOTE]
gotta find new people to hang out with then i guess. no point hanging around assholes. unless your school is tiny there must be other people having parties or whatever? or even if they're not there must be other people to hang out with
and don't think you need to "find some girls" and seek out a girlfriend. it doesn't often go well. sometimes you gotta wait around and let circumstance deal you a good hand, but obviously in the meantime you can help yourself by not hanging around assholes
[quote]Edit: sorry for derailing the thread, I shouldn't have go there, I shouldn't have join FP, I shouldn't have do anything in my life.[/quote]
wtf :/
[QUOTE=Donkey_Kong;35951663]That's what I get worried about. What if it takes ages to reach an orgasm during a blowjob? That would be really embarrassing.[/QUOTE]
It's not really embarrasing. You've just got to be polite and say after a while "you can stop if you want to", it's happened to me before especially if I'm drunk or on something. Worse when you feel like you're right on the brink of blowing your load and your toes curl up but it doesn't happen. Best thing to do is have a laugh about it.
[QUOTE=Doozle;35953659]"you can't stop if you want to"[/QUOTE]
:v:
But don't make her feel like it's her fault or she's doing something wrong
[editline]14th May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Turnips5;35953678]:v:[/QUOTE]
Fixed, thanks for pointing that out.
Remember guys, making someone suck you off if they don't want to is sexual abuse.
[QUOTE=Doozle;35953682]Fixed, thanks for pointing that out.[/quote]
np
[quote]Remember guys, making someone suck you off if they don't want to is sexual abuse.[/QUOTE]
true that
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35957185]So I was fingering my girlfriend but I forgot to cut my nails and I cut her and she didn't get to orgasm ):
I feel bad if I orgasm and she doesn't.[/QUOTE]
Christ, how long do your nails have to get to pierce the flesh?
that's pretty disgusting
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35957185]So I was fingering my girlfriend but I forgot to cut my nails and I cut her and she didn't get to orgasm ):
I feel bad if I orgasm and she doesn't.[/QUOTE]
but you dont feel bad that you scratched her vagina??
doesn't sound like you're very good at it
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;35934719]Whoo! Got FZ'ed by steampunk girl. Man that feels great.
H'oh wait no it doesn't.
Oh well, moving on.[/QUOTE]
Wow, I got beat to the punch cause she got eyes for a Bronie.
[I]Ouch.[/I]
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35957476]They were not that long, she's just sensitive in there. They way I do it, if you have any nails at all it could scratch potentially.[/QUOTE]
I really wanted to make a hardware joke out of this, like, hammer and nail joke, but I didn't know how :(
i think jo's got enough problems with his bumhole without you going in there and scratching it!
but for all guys, please keep your fingernails short. please
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35957576]I can try it on you if you want[/QUOTE]
Yes please I've always wanted to feel my prostate massaged but been too pussy to do it myself or ask anyone else but if you're offering...
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