no really, if you have a certain way you do it thats almost guaranteed to scratch someone, youre not doing it right
butt problems are the worst
page 90 will forever be remembered as the page in which i cringed many a time
that's two too many
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35958188]This is only the second time i've cut her in a year.[/QUOTE]
I can't even imagine it... Just... Fuck. Ew.
Are you Wolverine?
*misadventures
[QUOTE=Yahnich;35946614]not lucky at all, girls don't appreciate sucking your dick for twenty minutes[/QUOTE]
same way we hardly appreciate diving between their legs and sampling the widest range of scents the female body can produce.
it's just annoying when you tire out your jaw or tongue.
and then it'll get sore and that really hurts too.
Be more sensitive dude - use tips not tops
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[QUOTE=cueballv2themax;35958364]same way we hardly appreciate diving between their legs and sampling the widest range of scents the female body can produce.[/QUOTE]
And tastes
Imagine putting a handful of salt on a slice of ham, add some ketchup and hey presto that's what a rainbow kiss is like
Na seriously never do it I can still taste placenta
i dont care how many times you've cut her (which is 2 more per year than normal btw), but you did say this:
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35957476]They way I do it, if you have any nails at all it could scratch potentially.[/QUOTE]
so why not just find a different way
[QUOTE=Hamburgers;35958509]that's what a rainbow kiss is like[/QUOTE]
googled that
i'm gonna try that because it sounds gross
You sicken me
So, i meet this girl, blue eyes and pooped face, and you know when, what where should a insert my bios into her anal pierce htc?
[QUOTE=asantos3;35958877]So, i meet this girl, blue eyes and pooped face, and you know when, what where should a insert my bios into her anal pierce htc?[/QUOTE]
haha funny mate
[QUOTE=ichiman94;35952688]No, these people are really rude and are being assholes to each other no matter what. Heck, even their friends bullied me, but I didn't do anything that would cause that thing.
Edit: sorry for derailing the thread, I shouldn't have go there, I shouldn't have join FP, I shouldn't have do anything in my life.[/QUOTE]
I know someone who wrote a poem for some when he was a kid. He Actually stapled it on the school notice board. he's still mocked for it this day.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;35957527]Wow, I got beat to the punch cause she got eyes for a Bronie.
[I]Ouch.[/I][/QUOTE]
lol wow, and this was your dream girl that you weren't going to let go?
and this is why i dont bother with pseudo-nerdy steampunk gamer 'smart' girls
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;35959492]lol wow, and this was your dream girl that you weren't going to let go?
and this is why i dont bother with pseudo-nerdy steampunk gamer 'smart' girls[/QUOTE]
Yup. did not see that coming. Buh-bye!
How about you don't judge the guy's (or the chick's, by the way) worth by the TV shows he likes?
[QUOTE=Hamburgers;35958815]You sicken me[/QUOTE]
hey i'll try anything once
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;35960086]How about you don't judge the guy's (or the chick's, by the way) worth by the TV shows he likes?[/QUOTE]
I got nothing against them as people, but I was beaten by this stunning example of manliness.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YsQ08.jpg[/IMG]
maybe if i make fun of him on facepunch she'll like me again!!
[QUOTE=thisispain;35960363]maybe if i make fun of him on facepunch she'll like me again!![/QUOTE]
"Maybe if she likes those kinds of people I should steer clear!"
you should
but you probably won't
[QUOTE=thisispain;35960417]you should
but you probably won't[/QUOTE]
Yeah you're probably right. Still steering clear for the time being.
Okay, yeah, that does have to hurt. :v:
As of approximately 1:00 PM on Monday, March 14 2012.... I am no longer a virgin.
poor girl
Okay, so. Male pubic hair. What's the etiquette?
i don't know, go with what looks good
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