• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III
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I just feel cleaner when I give it a good trim. So I give it a good trim.
Holy shit, I just realized how fucking mentally fragile I am. Me and my 3 buddies are playing a simple game of " Who can get a bitch first ". Basically seeing who gets laid first between two of us. And we were supposed to come up with names of girls we would like to bang, and I took it more seriously then I should have, basically felt a shit ton of pressure. My friend promised he would help us out, with the girls, and how we would "Thank him after". And it just made me feel like such a uselss piece of shit. A little fag who can't help himself, I thought. But I suggested a few girls that I found attractive,he said they were far out of my league... Basically near broke down in my room, and now I'm drinking it away of course. I shouldn't be reacting that way I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me, I've been like this for a while now. I don't want to fall back into a depression again, twice in one year, I can't take it.
fuck your asshole friend.
Dude what. Don't be depressed because your friend said someone is out of your league, who gives a shit.
[QUOTE=Badballer;35962901]Dude what. Don't be depressed because your friend said someone is out of your league, who gives a shit.[/QUOTE] I've calmed myself down now.. That's not why I got depressed. I was depressed earlier this year, basically I don't know why. I was having flashes of rage a few months ago, and I still don't think I have proper control over my emotions. I don't know many other 17 year old kid who goes through this, if I was 14 or 15, I wouldn't be so concerned. I feel like ripping someones throat out one minute. Then I feel absolutely fine the next.
[QUOTE=Kel|oggs;35962936]I've calmed myself down now.. That's not why I got depressed. I was depressed earlier this year, basically I don't know why. I was having flashes of rage a few months ago, and I still don't think I have proper control over my emotions. I don't know many other 17 year old kid who goes through this, if I was 14 or 15, I wouldn't be so concerned. I feel like ripping someones throat out one minute. Then I feel absolutely fine the next.[/QUOTE] I've never had such polar opposites of emotions, but I definitely have had swings here and there. For me I mainly just tear myself in circles, playing out scenarios or some shit that drive me insane. Then I will find a distraction and won't remember to worry about it. But you just gotta stick it strong, man. I mean, shit's gonna happen, but we've got to march through it and make the world ours.
[QUOTE=Estolle93;35960910]As of approximately 1:00 PM on Monday, March 14 2012.... I am no longer a virgin.[/QUOTE] >19 yr-old virgin >goes to the biggest party school in the south-west [b]kill me[/b]
you gotta market that son
[QUOTE=thisispain;35963334]you gotta market that son[/QUOTE] Explain? I like to think that I'm a fairly attractive, fairly sociable individual, but I have a serious problem talking around girls. I've read every piece of advice you people put out, but no matter what I do, I get nervous talking to the ladies. I can talk fine around my bros, but it falls apart to a degree around women when I try and act myself or be witty. I just look like an ass.
no you just think you look like an ass. women aren't some horrible hive-mind guided by smells who judge your fertility within 20 second intervals, no matter what ridiculous concepts our retarded culture might put forward. so it's on your end to conquer your own anxieties and problems, once you just get over that hurdle of insecurity you'll gradually grow and learn how to deal with people. they are humans and as fellow humans it's reasonable to expect some kind of leniency, otherwise they aren't worth talking to and you're better off finding another person to speak to.
[QUOTE=Doozle;35953682]Remember guys, making someone suck you off if they don't want to is sexual abuse.[/QUOTE] It seems to me like you're like the expert, Mark!
[QUOTE=Estolle93;35960910]As of approximately 1:00 PM on Monday, March 14 2012.... I am no longer a virgin.[/QUOTE] It's amazing how a few seconds can change a man's life.
I am going to meet the parents of my girlfriend today, the thing is that I and them have to talk in different languages :v: they are also somewhat different culturewise. I do not know what to expect.
[QUOTE=JohanGS;35964290]It's amazing how a few seconds can change a man's life.[/QUOTE] HEYOH [editline]15th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=junker|154;35965715]I am going to meet the parents of my girlfriend today, the thing is that I and them have to talk in different languages :v: they are also somewhat different culturewise. I do not know what to expect.[/QUOTE] You must establish dominance over them by fucking their daughter in front of them. Claim her.
[QUOTE=Kel|oggs;35962936]I've calmed myself down now.. That's not why I got depressed. I was depressed earlier this year, basically I don't know why. I was having flashes of rage a few months ago, and I still don't think I have proper control over my emotions. I don't know many other 17 year old kid who goes through this, if I was 14 or 15, I wouldn't be so concerned. I feel like ripping someones throat out one minute. Then I feel absolutely fine the next.[/QUOTE] I'm 17 and Im almost the same way depending on the day. Some days I'll be perfectly fine and nothing will really bother me, then other days something that normall wouldn't bother me would make me want to stab some one. (not literally) especially when it comes to girls.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;35963406]Explain? I like to think that I'm a fairly attractive, fairly sociable individual, but I have a serious problem talking around girls. I've read every piece of advice you people put out, but no matter what I do, I get nervous talking to the ladies. I can talk fine around my bros, but it falls apart to a degree around women when I try and act myself or be witty. I just look like an ass.[/QUOTE] Well, it can be fairly tricky. I always had the same, but once I got to the University and live now on my own and such, things got a lot easier. You just get used to talking to girls, I am studying psychology and 75% of the students are female. You won't even notice it or feel any different. That did it for me. Honestly, when I was younger I always tried to be witty and cool when being with girls but it is just horrible. You do not have to be always witty. Some girls are really fucking annoying :v:
[QUOTE=JohanGS;35964290]It's amazing how a few seconds can change a man's life.[/QUOTE] I'd like to give myself a bit more credit than that. :v: In all seriousness though, I don't feel any different. I'm not sure what I was expecting, maybe some surge of love or any other emotion, but I felt kind of disappointed later on afterwards.
[QUOTE=Estolle93;35967291]I'd like to give myself a bit more credit than that. :v: In all seriousness though, I don't feel any different. I'm not sure what I was expecting, maybe some surge of love or any other emotion, but I felt kind of disappointed later on afterwards.[/QUOTE] Maybe you did it wrong. Seriously though, did you really expect it to change anything?
[QUOTE=Legend286;35967392]Maybe you did it wrong. Seriously though, did you really expect it to change anything?[/QUOTE] To be honest, I had no idea what I was expecting. Maybe it was just because I kinda sucked at it at first. I dunno.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35957476]They were not that long, she's just sensitive in there. They way I do it, if you have any nails at all it could scratch potentially.[/QUOTE] wtf are you doing my thumb and two fingers on my right hand have pretty long nails for playing guitar but i have never done anything like this
[QUOTE=Estolle93;35967291] I felt kind of disappointed later on afterwards.[/QUOTE] welcome to adulthood
Right. Me and my girlfriend were having sex and she orgasm'd quite fast... I mean. Isnt the guy stereo typically supposed to cum first? Literally 3 minutes of the ol' in and out and she was screaming. I was like 'holy shit' and then she asked if I had cum too. I hadn't so she was like "Okay, hurry up" so I did and whatever. Afterwards I asked her what that comment was all about and I had been hurting her. I mean, I dont have a huge dick. Although that was the 3rd time she'd ever had sex, but the 2 previous times she had no problems. Any ideas on whats up with that? Also, is there any way to slow her from cumming so quickly? As in, prolong her pleasure before she does and make it a little better and longer for the both of us. Any ideas are helpful here guys...
don't start with your dick?
[QUOTE=Bread Dog;35970454]Right. Me and my girlfriend were having sex and she orgasm'd quite fast... I mean. Isnt the guy stereo typically supposed to cum first? Literally 3 minutes of the ol' in and out and she was screaming. I was like 'holy shit' and then she asked if I had cum too. I hadn't so she was like "Okay, hurry up" so I did and whatever. Afterwards I asked her what that comment was all about and I had been hurting her. I mean, I dont have a huge dick. Although that was the 3rd time she'd ever had sex, but the 2 previous times she had no problems. Any ideas on whats up with that? Also, is there any way to slow her from cumming so quickly? As in, prolong her pleasure before she does and make it a little better and longer for the both of us. Any ideas are helpful here guys...[/QUOTE] That's a one in a million dude. You're a lucky guy. Check to see if she has a vibrator stuck in there or something. Also if you want her to last longer have sex with her in the ass
[QUOTE=Lick;35970641]That's a one in a million dude. You're a lucky guy. Check to see if she has a vibrator stuck in there or something. Also if you want her to last longer have sex with her in the ass[/QUOTE] good advice bro 10/10
[QUOTE=Lick;35970641] Also if you want her to last longer have sex with her in the ass[/QUOTE] I came, I saw. Sadly, I didn't conquer that. Yet... I never just start with my dick. Its always foreplay first etc... so its not that it isn't lubricated. I just dunno, if she orgasms that fast and im hurting her it seems like im doing something wrong... Hasnt put her off at all though. Maybe just an one off thing?
no as in don't make vaginal sex the focus
I wish I had a sister my age, that way I could fuck her friends whenever she had a sleepover.
the amount of times i have to post this face in this thread frightens me: :/
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;35971233]the amount of times i have to post this face in this thread frightens me: :/[/QUOTE] I'm still looking for a good excuse to post Creep by Radiohead
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