Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III - General

Uh, do it when both of them are out? In either your's or her's place.

[QUOTE=Doozle;35989233]bit of blood never hurt no one[/QUOTE] different blood types did

[QUOTE=Doozle;35989233]bit of blood never hurt no one[/QUOTE] actually a bit of a different blood type in your blood can cause blood clots and kill you.

[QUOTE=BassB;35990215]actually a bit of a different blood type in your blood can cause blood clots and kill you.[/QUOTE] But he'd be ingesting it, not injecting it

I know, but saying a bit of blood never hurt anyone is not true. ingesting it is not dangerous, but gross.

[QUOTE=Lexinator;35989450]So parents don't want me having sex how can me and my girlfriend do it without it being found out also failure rates on condoms :v god this is fucking weird asking an internet forum [editline]17th May 2012[/editline] Also thisispain what the fuck man[/QUOTE] do people actually go to their parents and say "mum, dad! i want to bang my girlfriend, do you mind?"

[QUOTE=Lexinator;35989450]So parents don't want me having sex how can me and my girlfriend do it without it being found out also failure rates on condoms :v god this is fucking weird asking an internet forum [editline]17th May 2012[/editline] Also thisispain what the fuck man[/QUOTE] Do it when you are home alone, or when everybody is asleep or something. I've had a couple break, but if you use plenty if lube you shouldn't have a problem.

[QUOTE=Lexinator;35989450]So parents don't want me having sex how can me and my girlfriend do it without it being found out also failure rates on condoms :v [/QUOTE] Pretty sure that as long as you use them properly failure rate is pretty high, not as high as the pill though. It's like 98% if you use them properly. [editline]18th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Rusty100;35988897]anyone elses blood in your mouth is weird and gross let alone period blood mixed in with your own semen fuck sake thisispain ur so fuCKIN GROSS[/QUOTE] Not just blood, chunks of lining stuff.

Girlfriend's birthday next Friday, going to have a big family BBQ at her house. Can't wait, it's a great way to end my 2nd year at Uni :D ...now I just have to finish the work :/

[QUOTE=Dominic0904;35993187]Girlfriend's birthday next Friday, going to have a big family BBQ at her house. Can't wait, it's a great way to end my 2nd year at Uni :D[/QUOTE] inb4 "dick in a box"

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hehhe she said i was a horrible little shit and added that "i'm not and never will be interested in drinking my own period blood". srry guys

You should probably ask your girlfriend if your sister's not up for it

my mum's across the ocean buttmunch and i don't even have a sister you fucked up your joke

apologies I will change it to your father to avoid any confusion

i don't have a father

[QUOTE=thisispain;35988191]oh don't be such prudes i'm sure you guys have some weird shit you secretly dream about, and why not share it considering we're all open and accepting here? of course if it's funny and gross, like mr. elecbullet with his pee fetish i will have to post about how funny it was[/QUOTE] Are you Nautsabes or some ex-member of RPWL cause seriously dude

[QUOTE=thisispain;35994223]i don't have a father[/QUOTE] That's funny.

[QUOTE=Hamburgers;35994841]Are you Nautsabes or some ex-member of RPWL cause seriously dude[/QUOTE] no there's a big difference there Nautsabes was a creep who wanted to have sex with corpses.

Uuuuuhhhhh shouldn't she have cleaned it out or was it still bleeding or what I mean ew

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35995215]I remember when I ate out my girlfriend once I wondered why she tasted strange. After I was done.. Girlfriend: Oh uhmm... is that blood? Now I don't eat her out until THREE days after her period is done.[/QUOTE] your avatar i'm sorry i lost my shit when i read that

[QUOTE=thisispain;35994976]no there's a big difference there Nautsabes was a creep who wanted to have sex with corpses.[/QUOTE] And was an awful poster and an attention whore and a suck up and ignorant and arrogant and loud and selfish and an attention whore and a creep Man, I miss RPWL. Wait, no I don't

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35996699]Well she thought she was off her period, but it wasn't over. Really wasn't over.[/QUOTE] so i guess it was more of a ... then a .

Aww man come on change the subject... :suicide:

Yeah true story? That's weird. That exact same scenario has happened at my school too! What a coincidence.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35995215]I remember when I ate out my girlfriend once I wondered why she tasted strange. After I was done.. Girlfriend: Oh uhmm... is that blood? Now I don't eat her out until THREE days after her period is done.[/QUOTE] great now I'm going to be terrified when I go down

[QUOTE=Doozle;35989233]bit of blood never hurt no one[/QUOTE] AIDS.

[QUOTE=thisispain;35988744]it's not really that heinous of a sex act though[/QUOTE] dude you were all "ew gross" when someone mentioned condom-less period sex wait a minute every time you've said "ew gross", you then went and tried it EW

[QUOTE=MindMuncher;35997861]Yeah true story? That's weird. That exact same scenario has happened at my school too! What a coincidence.[/QUOTE] well I'll be damned! me too! third times the charm! must be true.

Holy shit I read this thread sometimes and realise how I don't represent the majority of people on these forums. I think that's what I like about facepunch. In all honesty, it's a pretty diverse place.