[QUOTE=Pickwickian-;35998759]Holy shit I read this thread sometimes and realise how I don't represent the majority of people on these foums.
I think that's what I like about facepunch. In all honesty, it's a pretty diverse place.[/QUOTE]
The more you know.
[editline]17th May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Lick;35998129]great now I'm going to be terrified when I go down[/QUOTE]
It's really noticeable unless you do it with the lights off or something idk.
Guys I am in desperate need of help. I want to stay single while my gf is away for the summer. But there are so many slutty girls that just want to have sex. Any advice?
[QUOTE=RopaDope;35998997]Guys I am in desperate need of help. I want to stay single while my gf is away for the summer. But there are so many slutty girls that just want to have sex. Any advice?[/QUOTE]
Don't have sex with the slutty girls.
[QUOTE=cyclocius;35999039]Don't have sex with the slutty girls.[/QUOTE]
Don't masturbate, don't play video games, its not that easy to just stop something you really enjoy. adviceeeee
[QUOTE=RopaDope;35998997]Guys I am in desperate need of help. I want to stay single while my gf is away for the summer. But there are so many slutty girls that just want to have sex. Any advice?[/QUOTE]
you're just the worst kind of person
[editline]17th May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Turnips5;35998417]
every time you've said "ew gross", you then went and tried it
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how else would i know that it's gross
[QUOTE=RopaDope;35999148]Don't masturbate, don't play video games, its not that easy to just stop something you really enjoy. adviceeeee[/QUOTE]
Man up, keep your belt tied, Get a damn hobby, stop surfing omegle looking for tits, stop treating every girl you meet like a stick with 2 breasts and a pulse, stop sleeping with every stick with 2 breasts and a pulse, grow the fuck up, the list here can just go [I]on...[/I]
[QUOTE=RopaDope;35998997]Guys I am in desperate need of help. I want to stay single while my gf is away for the summer. But there are so many slutty girls that just want to have sex. Any advice?[/QUOTE]
i feel like you're posting this just for the sake of informing everyone that someone else is unlucky enough to be your partner
what advice could you possibly expect other than "dont fuck anyone"
hes obviously just attempting to brag about his sex life
its really weird
[QUOTE=RopaDope;35999148]Don't masturbate, don't play video games, its not that easy to just stop something you really enjoy. adviceeeee[/QUOTE]
please stop
[QUOTE=RopaDope;35999148]Don't masturbate, don't play video games, its not that easy to just stop something you really enjoy. adviceeeee[/QUOTE]
I'm going to pretend this isn't you bragging about just how much sex you have, and say that if you're tempted to go and sleep with other women, you shouldn't really be trying to last 6 or so weeks without sex. Unless you have the self restraint of a goat faced with a carrot.
I still hold the belief rope is just a shit poster that likes to troll like a mad fucker.
We should [I]rope[/I] him.
I don't understand why it's so hard for people to stay loyal to their partner. Is it just me, or are just a fuck ton of people weak willed?
Or, It's not that they are weak willed, but rather indulging themselves in a relationship where they don't feel happy / satisfied enough.
[QUOTE=Dominic0904;36001854]I don't understand why it's so hard for people to stay loyal to their partner. Is it just me, or are just a fuck ton of people weak willed?[/QUOTE]
Sometimes its hard to be happy if you end up in a relationship with someone you used to be infatuated with but quickly lost the feeling. People don't tend to think things through an awful lot.
Okay so yeah i think I can confirm what my "main" fetish is, but I don't want to say it. At least I know it's human and not some fucked up fetish like pedophilia, so at least I'm human.
[QUOTE=Donkey_Kong;36003584]Okay so yeah i think I can confirm what my "main" fetish is, but I don't want to say it. At least I know it's human and not some fucked up fetish like pedophilia, so at least I'm human.[/QUOTE]
Its cos-playing as Lincoln, isn't it
I had a footjob done yesterday. We were playing.. I don't know, she did it for a laugh. It felt so damn good that it made me came with the power of 100suns. I was totally unprepared for it.
Now when I think of it again, raging boners occurs. I never thought it could be so great.
And that's the story of how she turned me into a feticist like she is. :v:
I dunno, I've never seen the appeal to feet. From what I've seen it's a very widespread fetish but I honestly can't see whats so special about them.
And can't the toenail scrape your dick? Ouch
I remember getting my first (and only so far) one during a one night stand, we were both a bit drunk and thought "fuck it".
Though I'm in the same boat as lapsus_, I was totally unprepared for how good it was.
[QUOTE=Donkey_Kong;36003584]At least I know it's human and not some fucked up fetish like pedophilia, so at least I'm human.[/QUOTE]
how does being a paedophile make you less than human
wtf is wrong with you
Don't knock it until you've tried it
I was depressed. I had sex with a person. A year and a bit layer of constant on and off and me becoming reliant on her, things went tits up.
I'm now recovering from near suicide and on anti-depressants and a youth worker checking on me ever few days.
Here's my advice to anyone, if you feel like your putting effort into a relationship and getting none back, end it. If you get too attatched your fucked. Don't rush. Be patient.
Good things come to those who wait.
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Holy fuck, this thread. I've never even hugged a girl before. Shit, I haven't consensually touched one in months. I feel a bit out of place on Facepunch now.
[QUOTE=Wickerman123;36008261]
I'm now recovering from near suicide and on anti-depressants and a youth worker checking on me ever few days.[/QUOTE]
Well, holy shit. I haven't thought that the things can go that bad after I went through a year-long depression. Luckily, I had enough self control to keep off anti-depressants and suicidal thoughts, so it was just crying most of the time.
On a positive side, I am saying this in a past tense, since I have finally got out of it. Somehow. Just one day, before falling asleep I realized that I pretty much had everything I wanted for the time being that there really wasn't a good reason to whine any more. I found a job, a hobby, and found a great friend in my past (rather lacking, though chances are, I wasn't that good of a boyfriend, either) partner. And so, instead of finally breaking me down completely or making me lose control, it just ended.
And so kids, we learn that emotions make no sense and therefore robots are rightful owners of our world.
But once again, holy shit, people do go deep.
Killing yourself over a girl.
Talk about first world problems...
[QUOTE=Jack Noir;36008792]Holy fuck, this thread. I've never even hugged a girl before. Shit, I haven't consensually touched one in months. I feel a bit out of place on Facepunch now.[/QUOTE]
You're not alone mate, never had a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm not happy about saying that. I know I've fucked up, I know how to fix things, but everything's easier said than done. It's too long a story to explain and depression is a vicious circle. I admit I did self harm, if said girls mum hadn't contacted my parents 2 weeks ago early in the morning, I wouldn't be here.
I never faced up to the fact I needed to see a doctor, I just procrastinated. Off topic but seriously, the best thing anyone can do is talk.
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