[QUOTE=MindMuncher;36061887]He's military isn't he? He already referenced it once about the girl's dad.
[editline]23rd May 2012[/editline]
Oh. And we broke up today. So I kept busy. Went to the bank and did laundry and set up things to do with people the rest of the week and played video games. Unfortunately it's final exams this week. So I'll have all that quiet time in school with her in a couple of my classes. Just a few more days until summer.
[editline]23rd May 2012[/editline]
I cried a lot when it was happening, but it hasn't really hit me again yet. I'm not thinking about it.[/QUOTE]
I usually only post when I can think of something funny to say (rarely), but let me try and offer some words of wisdom.
I know that you may feel hurt right now, like somethings been taken away from you, and don't worry that's completely normal. But the fact is that the sadness you feel now would only be possible if you were happy before. Even if your relationship was shitty towards the end, remember how happy you were. That's the reason you're sad.
Don't let anyone ever tell you that you don't have a right to be sad, unhappy or whatever over this. They're your feelings and how you choose to express or repress them is your choice.
:hug: Chin up son, the bitches will be crawling to you know a hot young stud such as yourself is back on the market
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;36065991]Who the hell meets their girlfriend on /v/[/QUOTE]
I know I regret that everyday.
So I split up with my girlfriend about 2 months ago cause she was basically a different person to when we got together. Now she seems to be dating the king of the hipsters. What the hell happened to her?
She's dating someone she enjoys being with
why does it matter if she changed? youre no longer with her
also how the hell would we know what happened to her, none of us know her in person
Ouch rating x1
[QUOTE=hugarh;36069817]So I split up with my girlfriend about 2 months ago cause she was basically a different person to when we got together. Now she seems to be dating the king of the hipsters. What the hell happened to her?[/QUOTE]
You shouldn't think about it, you guys split. Let her live her life and do whatever and you yours, its none of your concern anymore
So I the first time with my new girlfriend was so ridiculous. We both cannot describe how weird it all was :v:
It was a fairly normal day, we both had an exam next day because we both study psychology at the university. Anyway I was at the librabry and she asked me if I could explain some stuff to her. So I went to her place and we looked through the documents and such. She was in a hurry because she had 2 exams the next day and barely started learning for the other one yet and it was a pile of documents to learn.
Afterwards I chilled on her bed and she learned, gave her some advice on certain matters. She wanted to pull an all nighter. I wanted to leave anyway because I would only distract her. Then she took a shower and as she was naked we both started making it out and such and were naked on the bed. Somehow I got extremley nervous and we both stopped.
I had some really big issues in the past about being intimate and we talked about it the whole fucking day lying naked on bed. It was great because I could talk about those problems, had some weird problematic experiences in the past. So time passed so fast and we both started getting nervous because we did not learn for the test.
Then we started making it out and I was over her, we both wanted it so badly. She put the condom on and I was over her and inserted it gently, it was so great. But then after like 10 seconds my fucking nose started bleeding like crazy. After few seconds her face was covered in blood, then over her body and breasts. It was so weird. Then she started laughing and me to, but for a brieft moment we continued for half a minute and it was fairly weird being all covered in blood. Then we both had the taste of blood in our mouth which was a bit to much. So we cancelled it and we both could not believe what happened :v:
We both went to the bathroom and were laughing our asses of, being all red and it was rather a weird sight. Then we used a fucking rugged towel from the kitchen which hurt so much because she had not paper towels or so. After laughting like hell we went back to bed and it was full of blood. Seriously, what kind of shit is that.
After an hour of making jokes and laughting we did it again, this time correctly :v: it was amazing.
[b]tl;dr:[/B] We were covered in blood while started having sex and I might have a weird obsession with blood because we did not stop.
[QUOTE=junker|154;36078177]So I the first time with my new girlfriend was so ridiculous. We both cannot describe how weird it all was :v:
It was a fairly normal day, we both had an exam next day because we both study psychology at the university. Anyway I was at the librabry and she asked me if I could explain some stuff to her. So I went to her place and we looked through the documents and such. She was in a hurry because she had 2 exams the next day and barely started learning for the other one yet and it was a pile of documents to learn.
Afterwards I chilled on her bed and she learned, gave her some advice on certain matters. She wanted to pull an all nighter. I wanted to leave anyway because I would only distract her. Then she took a shower and as she was naked we both started making it out and such and were naked on the bed. Somehow I got extremley nervous and we both stopped.
I had some really big issues in the past about being intimate and we talked about it the whole fucking day lying naked on bed. It was great because I could talk about those problems, had some weird problematic experiences in the past. So time passed so fast and we both started getting nervous because we did not learn for the test.
Then we started making it out and I was over her, we both wanted it so badly. She put the condom on and I was over her and inserted it gently, it was so great. But then after like 10 seconds my fucking nose started bleeding like crazy. After few seconds her face was covered in blood, then over her body and breasts. It was so weird. Then she started laughing and me to, but for a brieft moment we continued for half a minute and it was fairly weird being all covered in blood. Then we both had the taste of blood in our mouth which was a bit to much. So we cancelled it and we both could not believe what happened :v:
We both went to the bathroom and were laughing our asses of, being all red and it was rather a weird sight. Then we used a fucking rugged towel from the kitchen which hurt so much because she had not paper towels or so. After laughting like hell we went back to bed and it was full of blood. Seriously, what kind of shit is that.
After an hour of making jokes and laughting we did it again, this time correctly :v: it was amazing.
[b]tl;dr:[/B] We were covered in blood while started having sex and I might have a weird obsession with blood because we did not stop.[/QUOTE]
Any girl that can be drenched in one of your body fluids without complaint is a keeper.
wat.
I've been drenched in blood before, but that shit is nasty, especially when it dries.
[QUOTE=babyarm-bat;36079426]Any girl that can be drenched in one of your body fluids without complaint is a keeper.[/QUOTE]
What you mean by keeper? :v:
Well it was fairly weird because we both realized that we wanted to continue even covered in blood. But it got a bit to much.
[QUOTE=junker|154;36078177]So I the first time with my new girlfriend was so ridiculous. We both cannot describe how weird it all was :v:
It was a fairly normal day, we both had an exam next day because we both study psychology at the university. Anyway I was at the librabry and she asked me if I could explain some stuff to her. So I went to her place and we looked through the documents and such. She was in a hurry because she had 2 exams the next day and barely started learning for the other one yet and it was a pile of documents to learn.
Afterwards I chilled on her bed and she learned, gave her some advice on certain matters. She wanted to pull an all nighter. I wanted to leave anyway because I would only distract her. Then she took a shower and as she was naked we both started making it out and such and were naked on the bed. Somehow I got extremley nervous and we both stopped.
I had some really big issues in the past about being intimate and we talked about it the whole fucking day lying naked on bed. It was great because I could talk about those problems, had some weird problematic experiences in the past. So time passed so fast and we both started getting nervous because we did not learn for the test.
Then we started making it out and I was over her, we both wanted it so badly. She put the condom on and I was over her and inserted it gently, it was so great. But then after like 10 seconds my fucking nose started bleeding like crazy. After few seconds her face was covered in blood, then over her body and breasts. It was so weird. Then she started laughing and me to, but for a brieft moment we continued for half a minute and it was fairly weird being all covered in blood. Then we both had the taste of blood in our mouth which was a bit to much. So we cancelled it and we both could not believe what happened :v:
We both went to the bathroom and were laughing our asses of, being all red and it was rather a weird sight. Then we used a fucking rugged towel from the kitchen which hurt so much because she had not paper towels or so. After laughting like hell we went back to bed and it was full of blood. Seriously, what kind of shit is that.
After an hour of making jokes and laughting we did it again, this time correctly :v: it was amazing.
[b]tl;dr:[/B] We were covered in blood while started having sex and I might have a weird obsession with blood because we did not stop.[/QUOTE]
Is this for real?
[QUOTE=junker|154;36080068]What you mean by keeper? :v:
Well it was fairly weird because we both realized that we wanted to continue even covered in blood. But it got a bit to much.[/QUOTE]
Well at least it was your blood. Good job anyway, and by keeper he means if she doesn't mind being covered in your bodily fluids then you should definitely not break up.
[QUOTE=junker|154;36078177]So I the first time with my new girlfriend was so ridiculous. We both cannot describe how weird it all was :v:
It was a fairly normal day, we both had an exam next day because we both study psychology at the university. Anyway I was at the librabry and she asked me if I could explain some stuff to her. So I went to her place and we looked through the documents and such. She was in a hurry because she had 2 exams the next day and barely started learning for the other one yet and it was a pile of documents to learn.
Afterwards I chilled on her bed and she learned, gave her some advice on certain matters. She wanted to pull an all nighter. I wanted to leave anyway because I would only distract her. Then she took a shower and as she was naked we both started making it out and such and were naked on the bed. Somehow I got extremley nervous and we both stopped.
I had some really big issues in the past about being intimate and we talked about it the whole fucking day lying naked on bed. It was great because I could talk about those problems, had some weird problematic experiences in the past. So time passed so fast and we both started getting nervous because we did not learn for the test.
Then we started making it out and I was over her, we both wanted it so badly. She put the condom on and I was over her and inserted it gently, it was so great. But then after like 10 seconds my fucking nose started bleeding like crazy. After few seconds her face was covered in blood, then over her body and breasts. It was so weird. Then she started laughing and me to, but for a brieft moment we continued for half a minute and it was fairly weird being all covered in blood. Then we both had the taste of blood in our mouth which was a bit to much. So we cancelled it and we both could not believe what happened :v:
We both went to the bathroom and were laughing our asses of, being all red and it was rather a weird sight. Then we used a fucking rugged towel from the kitchen which hurt so much because she had not paper towels or so. After laughting like hell we went back to bed and it was full of blood. Seriously, what kind of shit is that.
After an hour of making jokes and laughting we did it again, this time correctly :v: it was amazing.
[b]tl;dr:[/B] We were covered in blood while started having sex and I might have a weird obsession with blood because we did not stop.[/QUOTE]
Preparing yourselves for a Rainbow Kiss?
[QUOTE=junker|154;36080068]What you mean by keeper? :v:
Well it was fairly weird because we both realized that we wanted to continue even covered in blood. But it got a bit to much.[/QUOTE]
dude... like today, got a bloody nose
sat with my head tipped back
while I could be talking to girls (and was before ze nose started running)
fuck blood
How exactly can I lift my head back when I lie on her and kissing her? :v:
But it looked horrific, my hands were full of blood and I brushed her breasts and suddently they were all red.
Joking suggested Anal with my girlfriend. "yeah, why not. I'd give anything a go. Dont knock it till you try it, right?"
Ding Ding Ding, We have a winner!
[QUOTE=junker|154;36078177]Story[/QUOTE]
This just feels like some kind of a weird anime story, rather than anything that would happen in real life.
Well, I do have to say that you both acted rather calm about it.
I can guarantee you that it is real, I always attract weird situations and shit like that :v:
That shit makes me horney. Very animalistic, I like that.
Seith, you might want to pay us a visit and join in :v:
Sounds like a party.
Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III field trip to junker's house
[QUOTE=junker|154;36078177]
Then we started making it out and I was over her, we both wanted it so badly. She put the condom on and I was over her and inserted it gently, it was so great. But then after like 10 seconds my fucking nose started bleeding like crazy.[/QUOTE]
you got so excited your blood pressure spiked
Done some research on this sort of thing before eh thisispain?
[QUOTE=Yahnich;36084032]I bet you do some ritual sacrifice before you have sex[/QUOTE]
Not really, no. I just go with Roofies.
[QUOTE=H4yd3n;36085203]Done some research on this sort of thing before eh thisispain?[/QUOTE]
no i study (read: studied, all my money has run dry!!) medicine and physiology.
That is truly great know. Well that particular morning my nose bleed to, it was not really fully healed. But oh boy it could not have come in a worse time possible.
This brought back to mind what a friend of mine suggested for me to do some time during intercourse:
Pulling of the movie trailer voice when having sex, finishing off with "coming soon".
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