• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III
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stole that from Pablo Francisco [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvv8SMTyAgk[/media]
Still could be fun to do nonetheless.
[QUOTE=junker|154;36078177] Then we started making it out and I was over her, we both wanted it so badly. She put the condom on and I was over her and inserted it gently, it was so great. But then after like 10 seconds my fucking nose started bleeding like crazy. [/QUOTE] it's like one of my japanese animes
I am talking about piss & shit!
[QUOTE=junker|154;36085893]I am talking about piss & shit![/QUOTE] And you're talking about some japanese shit that i dont give a FUCK about!
Someday I wanna finish off having sex with my girlfriend by geeking out Warhammer 40k style "FOR THE EMPEROR!"
"girlfriend" [editline]26th May 2012[/editline] "sex"
[QUOTE=Dominic0904;36087577]Someday I wanna finish off having sex with my girlfriend by geeking out Warhammer 40k style "FOR THE EMPEROR!"[/QUOTE] My friends at Uni dared me for £20 to try and get a girl on a night out with a Warhammer Inspired Pick up line. Halfway worked, she didn't hear what I was saying so I took her outside. She had a Cigarette, I went back in, winked and got £20.
you lied about a bet for shame sir
Can anyone recommend me some sexual posititions, other than the classic ones?
It's more about the experience transmitted correctly, more than the positions themselves... Have you guys tried doggy and 69 yet?
The niggaflip.
[QUOTE=Seith;36090212]It's more about the experience transmitted correctly, more than the positions themselves... Have you guys tried doggy and 69 yet?[/QUOTE] I consider those as classics :v: ye we did. I love doggy and she loves it to, I got lucky there. Usually the girls don't dig it.
[QUOTE=cyclocius;36087947]My friends at Uni dared me for £20 to try and get a girl on a night out with a Warhammer Inspired Pick up line. Halfway worked, she didn't hear what I was saying so I took her outside. She had a Cigarette, I went back in, winked and got £20.[/QUOTE] Was it this? [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzsxjUQku1r54j9zo1_400.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=junker|154;36090573]I consider those as classics :v: ye we did. I love doggy and she loves it to, I got lucky there. Usually the girls don't dig it.[/QUOTE] haven't you ever watched porn? there's a lot to suggest. i dunno, lay behind her on your sides, lift her leg up, my girlfriend liked that. also, not exactly a position, but eat her out with an ice cube in your mouth. win blowjobs for life.
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;36093483][b]haven't you ever watched porn?[/b] there's a lot to suggest. i dunno, lay behind her on your sides, lift her leg up, my girlfriend liked that. also, not exactly a position, but eat her out with an ice cube in your mouth. win blowjobs for life.[/QUOTE] What. [editline]27th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=junker|154;36090573]I consider those as classics :v: ye we did. I love doggy and she loves it to, I got lucky there. Usually the girls don't dig it.[/QUOTE] Usually? What made you come to that conclusion?
[QUOTE=junker|154;36090573]I consider those as classics :v: ye we did. I love doggy and she loves it to, I got lucky there. Usually the girls don't dig it.[/QUOTE] I thought girls normally loved that. There's one we tried, that while slow feels good for both of you, where she lies on her front, keeps her legs closed or even crosses her ankles over, and you lie on top of her. She said that felt even deeper than doggy.
i find doggy-style (worst name ever) to be very impersonal, rather just be face to face can't rainbow kiss from behind!!
Goddamn agreed @ "doggy-style" being the most awful name for anything ever.
Well I talked to a lot of girls and experienced that they do not like it as much, even if it feels awesome because the girl feel like a dog or something, hence the stupid name. They feel devaluated and ridiculed.
[QUOTE=junker|154;36096834]Well I talked to a lot of girls and experienced that they do not like it as much, even if it feels awesome because the girl feel like a dog or something, hence the stupid name. They feel devaluated and ridiculed.[/QUOTE] don't know who you've been talking to but the majority of my 'girlfriends' have absolutely no problem with it, myself included average age of the "lot of girls" you talked and experienced? i'm guessing somewhere between 16 and 19
[QUOTE=Autumn;36097128]don't know who you've been talking to but the majority of my 'girlfriends' have absolutely no problem with it, myself included average age of the "lot of girls" you talked and experienced? i'm guessing somewhere between 16 and 19[/QUOTE] I enjoyed reading what you said.
Seith you don't have to tell us every time you get off to someone's post.
does having a girl play with/lick your ears get anyone else going? last night we were just chilling on my couch and she was like "I don't get how anyone finds this hot," and just starts going to town on my ear with her face. great times ensued.
[QUOTE=junker|154;36096834]Well I talked to a lot of girls and experienced that they do not like it as much, even if it feels awesome because the girl feel like a dog or something, hence the stupid name. They feel devaluated and ridiculed.[/QUOTE] do you go to a catholic school or something? most people i know have no problem with this
[QUOTE=Autumn;36097128]don't know who you've been talking to but the majority of my 'girlfriends' have absolutely no problem with it, myself included average age of the "lot of girls" you talked and experienced? i'm guessing somewhere between 16 and 19[/QUOTE] Well, the ones I talked to were at my age, from 17 to 21. Then I seem to be wrong. Whenever I talked about sex with some, they said they would rather prefer seeing eachother in the face. I do not have many elderly friends :v: which whom I talk about sex.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;36098560]does having a girl play with/lick your ears get anyone else going? last night we were just chilling on my couch and she was like "I don't get how anyone finds this hot," and just starts going to town on my ear with her face. great times ensued.[/QUOTE] You are not alone, it gets me going my dude! When I first started dating my girlfriend I told her I liked having them played with after some other girl did it to me. One afternoon she actually did it and it got me so ready. She wasn't (still isn't) ready for sex though so yeah.
[QUOTE=junker|154;36096834]the girl feel like a dog or something, hence the stupid name. They feel devaluated and ridiculed.[/QUOTE] some people like that kind of thing
[QUOTE=junker|154;36098823]Well, the ones I talked to were at my age, from 17 to 21. Then I seem to be wrong. Whenever I talked about sex with some, they said they would rather prefer seeing eachother in the face. I do not have many elderly friends :v: which whom I talk about sex.[/QUOTE] Rather see someones face doesn't mean that the feeling isn't good.
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;36093483]haven't you ever watched porn? there's a lot to suggest. i dunno, lay behind her on your sides, lift her leg up, my girlfriend liked that. also, not exactly a position, but eat her out with an ice cube in your mouth. win blowjobs for life.[/QUOTE] DUDE not an ice cube, chew on something ultra spicy or minty like crazy powerful gum. and then she'll explode [QUOTE=junker|154;36090573]I consider those as classics :v: ye we did. I love doggy and she loves it to, I got lucky there. Usually the girls don't dig it.[/QUOTE] i thought every girl loved it...
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