[QUOTE=Amerigo;36190162]Just got back from a week-long road trip with my girlfriend.
Suffice to say, if anyone remembers my previous posts in here, I no longer have an ejaculation problem.[/QUOTE]
was it green or something
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;36176750]So, I'm 17. Never dated, kissed, had sex with or even hung out with a girl. No lie.
Now, this isn't because of lack of opportunity. In fact, [B]I seem to attract all the most beautiful women[/B] at my school. This pisses all of my guy friends off, not only because I'm 240 lbs. and considerably less good looking than them, but because despite having all these women around me, I don't do anything about it. I can't help but laugh though, as all my female friends really admire this about me :v:
Honestly, I just never felt an urge to so much as flirt with any girl, and it kind of makes me wonder how maddening it must be for my friends who try to fuck everything that moves.
Any way, I've really started to like this girl, the only girl that's ever turned me on, and I'm going to try and lose my v-card. She's really happy that she gets to be my first kiss, lover, girlfriend etc. She's got the body of a Victoria's Secret model (which honestly makes me really guilty :v:) and she's just like me in a lot of ways.
What I'm asking for is any tips that will help me out with my first time and maybe even after that. I really wasn't nervous until she told me that she's never really enjoyed sex. Now I'm feeling a lot of pressure and just want to make her feel good.
Thanks in advance, guys[/QUOTE]
Is this romantic attraction, or gravitational attraction?
I just calculated what 240lbs are in kg. Holy fuck, 108kg is fucking much.
240lbs right there:
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZlJo4qw6flg/T7gp6KZ0DlI/AAAAAAAABvw/ncuPUhmse7I/s1600/todd+240+lbs+profile+shirtless.jpg[/img]
Depends on height.
wow. Nice belly, man.
( also the text I posted here. I posted it here by mistake. It's now posted in "The Super Friendly Social and Love Advice Thread" Since it has nothing to do with either GF's or Sex:
here: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1160400&p=36193839&viewfull=1#post36193839[/url] )
[QUOTE=cueballv2themax;36184841]she has been stressed to fuck, i think it could have something to do with that.
i asked why she didn't want to spend time with me. said she was messed up. i asked what it was, and she said "i don't know. life". I asked again, you must have some idea and she said "Don't really want to talk about it just now, I was having a nice day."
i'll ask again when she is actually with me.
[editline]3rd June 2012[/editline]
she's not really all over me again, our conversations are the same it's just now we have free time to actually see each other.[/QUOTE]
Just sounds like you're justifying it to yourself from here.
I've spent the past 2 months desperately throwing together the last parts of my Electronic Engineering degree. I've been stressed as fuck and working ridiculous hours to get it all together. The only time I wasn't stressed or working, I was kicking back in my girlfriends kitchen while cooking dinner together. Being stressed does not mean avoiding your partner.
If one is stressed, they're usually supposed to [I]want[/I] to be around their other. Thats kinda the [I]point.[/I]
I didn't really read JoeyZ's posts as coming off any more pompous than the majority of the posters here...
Not entirely sure why you guys tore him up. Was Seith not arguing for once so we needed to rip at someone else?
[editline]4th June 2012[/editline]
I get the obvious 'Girl's are all over me' part, but the continuing attacks are silly. Girls probably aren't as 'all over' him as he thinks, and if they are, well hey. That's where it's useful to say "Hey, don't tell people that girls are all over you and you're probably going to be more likable".
[QUOTE=metallics;36194187]Just sounds like you're justifying it to yourself from here.
I've spent the past 2 months desperately throwing together the last parts of my Electronic Engineering degree. I've been stressed as fuck and working ridiculous hours to get it all together. The only time I wasn't stressed or working, I was kicking back in my girlfriends kitchen while cooking dinner together. Being stressed does not mean avoiding your partner.[/QUOTE]
i probably am :(
Need urgent help
Was having a great weekend with my girlfriend at my house, she slept over at mine on sunday night and we kissed, cuddled on the sofa, played some video games etc.
Slept into about 2 pm on monday, decided i needed a shower so i went and had one, all of a sudden it felt like i didnt want to be with her, and that i had lost intrest within seconds.
When i went back upstair i felt happy and that i wanted to be with her again.
Same as the trip back to her house, i was very happy to be with her.
She saw me off on the way home all was well. I seemed like i had gotten over it. Then, got home, was chatting on skype and all of a sudden had no intrest again. I ended up going to sleep early cause i simply didnt want to talk to her.
Then today when i went to meet her at her school, it felt like it was a drag getting there. Yet as soon as i saw her i was, as has happened before, happy to be around her. Had a good time in the city, had subway cookies, sat in the park (cheesy i know).
Then, left to go home, all was good, got to my train station, same thing again.
im currently talking to her in skype, not about this though and i seem happyish.
Although when i get like i dont wanna see her, i get really depressed.
Im not going to end the relationship becuase i deeply love her. But is this just a thing that will pass, or will i have to talk to her about it?
[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;36208657]Need urgent help
Was having a great weekend with my girlfriend at my house, she slept over at mine on sunday night and we kissed, cuddled on the sofa, played some video games etc.
Slept into about 2 pm on monday, decided i needed a shower so i went and had one, all of a sudden it felt like i didnt want to be with her, and that i had lost intrest within seconds.
When i went back upstair i felt happy and that i wanted to be with her again.
Same as the trip back to her house, i was very happy to be with her.
She saw me off on the way home all was well. I seemed like i had gotten over it. Then, got home, was chatting on skype and all of a sudden had no intrest again. I ended up going to sleep early cause i simply didnt want to talk to her.
Then today when i went to meet her at her school, it felt like it was a drag getting there. Yet as soon as i saw her i was, as has happened before, happy to be around her. Had a good time in the city, had subway cookies, sat in the park (cheesy i know).
Then, left to go home, all was good, got to my train station, same thing again.
im currently talking to her in skype, not about this though and i seem happyish.
Although when i get like i dont wanna see her, i get really depressed.
Im not going to end the relationship becuase i deeply love her. But is this just a thing that will pass, or will i have to talk to her about it?[/QUOTE]
How would talking to her help in that situation? You should talk to her after you decide on a sensible solution yourself. Otherwise you're just going to upset her.
This is all ignoring the fact that that's completely normal anyway and you're not expected to be longing to be with her for every second of every day.
[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;36208657]Need urgent help[/QUOTE]
the answer is: hormones
Is it wrong to compare my current gf over my ex? Im not telling anyone. Im just thinking about it to myself.
Also, when Im with my gf and her family and were all just chilling around, she likes to sit on my lap/hold my hand. The problem is she sometimes does this when her dad is sitting 10 feet away from me (her dad is a cool dude) and I feel like a total disrectful shithead.
As long as his daughter is enjoying herself her dad probably doesn't care.
yo if he own daughter sits in you lap then that is not a big deal
Sit on his lap to make him feel more comfortable
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;36211600] disrectful shithead.[/QUOTE]
Too close to disrectal which sounds kinda like a personal issue.
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;36195037]I didn't really read JoeyZ's posts as coming off any more pompous than the majority of the posters here...
Not entirely sure why you guys tore him up. Was Seith not arguing for once so we needed to rip at someone else?
[editline]4th June 2012[/editline]
I get the obvious 'Girl's are all over me' part, but the continuing attacks are silly. Girls probably aren't as 'all over' him as he thinks, and if they are, well hey. That's where it's useful to say "Hey, don't tell people that girls are all over you and you're probably going to be more likable".[/QUOTE]
Thanks man, I get what you're saying.
Though I honestly do appreciate them calling me out like that. It's just one mistake I'll learn from.
[QUOTE=Dominic0904;36184397]My brother had a cup...he didn't even get hit near his dick :/[/QUOTE]
I normally just stuff a pair of undies or socks down there.
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;36211600]Is it wrong to compare my current gf over my ex? Im not telling anyone. Im just thinking about it to myself.
Also, when Im with my gf and her family and were all just chilling around, she likes to sit on my lap/hold my hand. The problem is she sometimes does this when her dad is sitting 10 feet away from me (her dad is a cool dude) and I feel like a total disrectful shithead.[/QUOTE]
If you feel uncomfortable with it, say something about it.
:eng101: Remember, communication is key!
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;36211600]Is it wrong to compare my current gf over my ex? Im not telling anyone. Im just thinking about it to myself.
Also, when Im with my gf and her family and were all just chilling around, she likes to sit on my lap/hold my hand. The problem is she sometimes does this when her dad is sitting 10 feet away from me (her dad is a cool dude) and I feel like a total disrectful shithead.[/QUOTE]
Well when she sits on you, it doesn't necessarily have to mean any sexual :v:
Also comparing your gf to ex-girlfriends happens to anyone, every person does this in a unconscious way, it's human nature. Although if you explicably search every detail and compare it in a detailed manner, that would be a bit weird.
home alone with my girlfriend today, what could possibly go wrong?
[QUOTE=cueballv2themax;36231993]home alone with my girlfriend today, what could possibly go wrong?[/QUOTE]
You could get AIDs?
[QUOTE=cueballv2themax;36231993]home alone with my girlfriend today, what could possibly go wrong?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://news.yahoo.com/antibiotic-resistant-gonorrhea-spreading-130405302.html[/url]
You could get AIDS
holy fuck ninja, I probably should have refreshed before posting
no aids but she did just start crying as soon as she got here always a good sign
[QUOTE=cueballv2themax;36233412]no aids but she did just start crying as soon as she got here always a good sign[/QUOTE]
I think she's broken
[QUOTE=Warship;36233946]I think she's broken[/QUOTE]
gonna fill out a return slip and get a postage paid sticker, send her back
You could also try repairing her yourself...
[editline]7th June 2012[/editline]
...with your "tool" huehuehu
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