[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36268093]Pinch her nips[/QUOTE]
Fixed that for ya.
Oh god, what am I doing outside of the Valve forum?
(Seriously though, tell her that fucking hurts.)
Squeeze her tits.
Insert things in her slot
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;36239829]Good parenting/no childhood trauma master race[/QUOTE]
You should be grateful, not proud of that. Just because someone had worse life than you did doesn't give you the right to act like a fucking ass and brag about it. You can easily become broken down in less than a near month, where will be your "Good parenting/No childhood trauma" then?
EDIT: Read the other part. So, being bored is the proper excuse to act like a complete jackass on the internet?
I see you had totally good parenting.
Lucky fuckers, I've been pining for a girlfriend or someone to cuddle with for the past three months. I end up watching sappy movies WHICH DOES NOT FILL THE VOID :c
[QUOTE=Badballer;36268940]Squeeze her tits.[/QUOTE]
I do that anyway.
You guys have convinced me to put my foot down and exercise my superiority. I hope she doesn't hurt me.
Been a month since my ex left me
You know how some people have a distinct smell? She used a really common laundry detergent and for some reason she smelled very strongly of it, a nice smell really. Except the problem is, the smell is everywhere now. My bedsheets, my clothes, the hallways, the streets, fucking A I'm going crazy
What the fuck did you do to me, why did you have to get me so enamored with you with your stupid little nothings and fucking end it all and go off traipsing like it never happened FUCK
This sucks
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I try to keep my cool, and most of the time I do. I say I'm okay and that I'm thankful for the good memories and I only wish the best but it's hard to be optimistic sometimes
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;36260653]My girlfriend hits me in the balls a lot both on purpose and accidentally.
She simply doesn't understand how painful it is; she underestimates the severity of such an assault.[/QUOTE]
show her this
[t]http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/577021_378898865494682_451778174_n.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=T_T crai2;36272474]I try to keep my cool, and most of the time I do. I say I'm okay and that I'm thankful for the good memories and I only wish the best but it's hard to be optimistic sometimes[/QUOTE]
That's good, it is sometimes really hard to cope with such events. I needed like 7 months to get over my nearly 3 years relationship. Sometimes I had great days full of optimism, but at times I fell back into melancholy and sorrow.
Just keep going on, you will eventually deal with it. Just do not try to fall back completely and begging her for coming back.
So apparently Facepunch I was flirting with another girl (my girlfriends best mate) the other night, I was so drunk I could barely stand and I would never do this normally. Obviously the girl told my girlfriend and now she's probably going to dump me. We've been together 10 months and I've made a few mistakes but nothing this bad. What do? :(
As an amusing side note, I accidently posted this in the gay chat thread previously...
First of, your girlfriends best mate is dumb for telling this to her. If you are a somewhat honest and nice guy, it would be unnecessary to tell this. Only causing troubles and problems.
Also if your relationship is actually good, this won't make a difference. Simply dumping you would be a shit move and absolutely childish. Do not worry, explain this to your girlfriend in a calm matter. If she likes you, you won't have any issues.
everybody flirts with people other than their girlfriend/boyfriend, it's pretty natural. but i am talking at a light level here, just in conversation, probably in public. if you're being physically flirty (touching etc.) or flirting with someone via text then that is likely to be considered far worse. how badly were you flirting with this other girl?
obviously there are different levels, but if you were just flirtily chatting with her and didn't take it further then there shouldn't be a problem
plus being drunk doesn't make you do things you would never have done, it makes you do things that you would have normally but would know better than to do
That sentence about being drunk is genius :v:
That's bullshit. Your girlfriend must be some shallow, petty, jealous wreck if she'd throw away a ten month relationship for some drunken flirting.
[QUOTE=Autumn;36272699]everybody flirts with people other than their girlfriend/boyfriend, it's pretty natural. but i am talking at a light level here, just in conversation, probably in public. if you're being physically flirty (touching etc.) or flirting with someone via text then that is likely to be considered far worse. how badly were you flirting with this other girl?
obviously there are different levels, but if you were just flirtily chatting with her and didn't take it further then there shouldn't be a problem
plus being drunk doesn't make you do things you would never have done, it makes you do things that you would have normally but would know better than to do[/QUOTE]
My girlfriend was away in the hall seeing Labrinth, this was our summer ball. It was full and I couldn't get in, so we were sat outside and I was a bit drunk anyway. I saw a shots bar so I thought i'd buy her and myself 5 jaeger bombs each. Afterwards apparently I told her she was hot. That's as far as it went.
Seems perfectly fine to me
Well, depending on how she told it to your girlfriend, she might be really mad. It really depends on how your girlfriend percieves the message. Calling her hot is already somewhat advanced in terms of flirting.
I've already said everything every guy would normally say to convince her I'm sorry. Apparently her and her friend are having a chat tonight and shes going to tell me on Wednesday if shes staying with me or not.
[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;36272486]show her this
[t]http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/577021_378898865494682_451778174_n.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
is that accurate or a joke lol
[QUOTE=Rusty100;36272902]is that accurate or a joke lol[/QUOTE]
its legit
[QUOTE=Gustafa;36272893]I've already said everything every guy would normally say to convince her I'm sorry. Apparently her and her friend are having a chat tonight and shes going to tell me on Wednesday if shes staying with me or not.[/QUOTE]
uuh that's pretty lame, going off and conferencing about it and giving you a deadline for her to announce her feelings. its very childish.
[QUOTE=Gustafa;36272893]I've already said everything every guy would normally say to convince her I'm sorry. Apparently her and her friend are having a chat tonight and shes going to tell me on Wednesday if shes staying with me or not.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like that friend of her is going to poison her mind, depending on how she percieves you. Hope your girl can make her mind up of her own.
[QUOTE=Rusty100;36272908]uuh that's pretty lame, going off and conferencing about it and giving you a deadline for her to announce her feelings. its very childish.[/QUOTE]
She has presentations monday and tuesday so wednesday was the next day I could see her, but yeah I agree to be honest. I'm hurting so bad already at the thought of losing her and shes just dragging it out.
[editline]10th June 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=junker|154;36272909]Sounds like that friend of her is going to poison her mind, depending on how she percieves you. Hope your girl can make her mind up of her own.[/QUOTE]
This is what I'm worried about.
[QUOTE=junker|154;36272909]Sounds like that friend of her is going to poison her mind, depending on how she percieves you. Hope your girl can make her mind up of her own.[/QUOTE]
i think you're being quite dramatic about this other girl. sure, she didn't have to mention anything about it to his girlfriend, but maybe she thought it was the right thing to do. and afterall, if they have a healthy relationship it shouldn't be considered that much of a big deal anyway.
i wouldn't jump to conclusions like "sounds like she's going to poison her mind" straight away... or wait, are you doing this "telling him what he wants to hear" thing?
[QUOTE=Autumn;36273049]i think you're being quite dramatic about this other girl. sure, she didn't have to mention anything about it to his girlfriend, but maybe she thought it was the right thing to do. and afterall, if they have a healthy relationship it shouldn't be considered that much of a big deal anyway.
i wouldn't jump to conclusions like "sounds like she's going to poison her mind" straight away...[B] or wait, are you doing this "telling him what he wants to hear" thing?[/B][/QUOTE]
This is why you don't tell women anything, they will remember it and use it against you.
[QUOTE=Autumn;36273049]i think you're being quite dramatic about this other girl. sure, she didn't have to mention anything about it to his girlfriend, but maybe she thought it was the right thing to do. and afterall, if they have a healthy relationship it shouldn't be considered that much of a big deal anyway.
i wouldn't jump to conclusions like "sounds like she's going to poison her mind" straight away... or wait, are you doing this "telling him what he wants to hear" thing?[/QUOTE]
:v: I agree, I was a bit dramatic about it. But I just imagined the worst case scenario.
[QUOTE=Gustafa;36272893]I've already said everything every guy would normally say to convince her I'm sorry. Apparently her and her friend are having a chat tonight and shes going to tell me on Wednesday if shes staying with me or not.[/QUOTE]
preemptively dump her before she can, that's incredibly fucking weird/awkward/childish way to handle the situation and this relationship is going nowhere because of it
The thought of dumping you is already in her head, its not going to simply go away. If she was pushed to that point this easily, then even if this DOES get resolved... how long will it be before she's nudged in that direction again and this repeats itself?
"let me speak to my council of friends and we'll have a vote on whether or not to grace you with my presence"
I'm pretty damn proud of myself at the moment. I think I gave my girlfriend temporary PSAS.
She described it as "brain-shattering" and apparently my new nickname is "magic fingers"
[editline]10th June 2012[/editline]
Also i got her flowers today
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