[QUOTE=eternalflamez;36300306]Zally13
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Nearie
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Together:
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I'm such a ninja I got the links and rehosted before she snipped the others.[/QUOTE]
OH BOYO
[QUOTE=eternalflamez;36300306]
I'm such a [B]stalker[/B] I got the links and rehosted before she snipped the others.[/QUOTE]
Also, way to choose a bad picture of me when I disliked my hair. BUD.
[QUOTE=Hamburgers;36300327]Quote[/QUOTE]
You are right, shouldn't have lied, changed it now.
They all think you're almost as hot as I do, don't worry.
[QUOTE=Nearie;36300351]They all think you're almost as hot as I do, don't worry.[/QUOTE]
There aren't alot of posts that we legitimately use the Optimistics rating for.
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Is this how you usually spend quality time together?
Wow that was a plot twist I was not expecting. :v:
Girlfriends grounded from seeing me for 4 weeks shit sucks man
and parents are arguing and shit so shes worrying and saying if its ever to hard on me to just be friends though she did state she doesn't want that parents man ruin everything!
[QUOTE=Lexinator;36300498]Girlfriends grounded from seeing me for 4 weeks shit sucks man
and parents are arguing and shit so shes worrying and saying if its ever to hard on me to just be friends though she did state she doesn't want that parents man ruin everything![/QUOTE]
it's okay I'm having a hard time planning to see my girlfriend after being apart 10+ months because my parents are all of the sudden like
"no"
[QUOTE=SparkDog;36308828]it's okay I'm having a hard time planning to see my girlfriend after being apart 10+ months because my parents are all of the sudden like
"no"[/QUOTE]
Well we will get through it she still loves me also fucking aspergers i have it :c makes me stressed alot
[QUOTE=Lexinator;36309571]Well we will get through it she still loves me also fucking aspergers i have it :c makes me stressed alot[/QUOTE]
goddammit its like everyone has aspergers.
Must be a facepunch thing
[QUOTE=Mind Infection;36309976]goddammit its like everyone has aspergers.
Must be a facepunch thing[/QUOTE]
Well for me High Functioning Aspergers and Serious Anxiety issues
Hey, I just sort of wanted to post my story for you guys. What just happened was sort of weird, and I want to get it out there because I don't really know how to feel.
This is slightly graphic, by the way, so be warned.
I've known a girl for about 8 years. We've fought, gone through tough shit, and have been there for each other. We hang out whenever possible and we both love each other. Anyways, today we are hanging out and drinking, since I just got off my probation so I don't get breathalyzed or UA'd anymore. We are celebrating, having a good time, and eventually we end up hugging and comforting each other over our problems.
So eventually we leave, and go out of my room into my garage, since my mom doesn't like people hanging out while she is asleep. We hang out, drink some more, and eventually we start talking about sex. I don't know if she was just saying it or not, but she said I have some sort of reputation as being good at fucking and especially eating a girl out. Apparently she talked to a few girls I have been with and got that information, or something. We are both talking about what we like to do during sex, and getting into graphic detail. She even showed me a few times how she likes to ride a man.
Eventually she says "Oh, you were just with a bunch of bitches, you haven't ever had a girl like me!" and telling me how good she is in bed. We are both sitting across from each other in the garage, and she leans her head back and whacks it against a refrigerator I have in there. She acts hurt, but moves her body forward so my knee is right between her legs, and begins moving her hips. I'm incredibly fucking horny so I am moving my knee as well, as well as rubbing her legs and inner thighs with my hands. After a minute or so we both freeze, and sort of move away from each other.
She is smiling a bit, and I am way too fucking turned on to even think straight. After a second I say "We shouldn't be doing this," while my hand is still on her inner thigh. She looks confused for a second and asks why. "We are drinking, you would end up regretting it in the morning, and I don't want to be another regret of yours, since I love you."
She looks at me and says "I love you too," and we both stop. After a few minutes of silence I decide to walk her home. We are holding hands, clinging onto each other, and basically acting like a couple would. She thanks me for being a gentleman, we give each other a kiss, and then she goes up to her apartment.
I don't really know how to feel. I mean, I feel like it is a wasted opportunity, because we are both very attracted to each other. On the other hand, I really wouldn't want us having sex to become some awkward thing that we both avoid each other over. We were both drunk, and I really wouldn't want to do something that either of us regretted. Still, I feel a bit anxious over the situation, especially since it got me so worked up.
I don't know if this is a story you guys want to read, but it feels a bit better having it out there for someone to read, since it was one of the more confusing events of my life, at least emotionally.
[editline]13th June 2012[/editline]
She also said she wants to fuck me when she is sober sometime, although I don't really believe it. People like to talk when they are drunk. I know she is attracted to me, but I doubt we would really have sex if we weren't both drunk.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;36311901]Hey, I just sort of wanted to post my story for you guys. What just happened was sort of weird, and I want to get it out there because I don't really know how to feel.
This is slightly graphic, by the way, so be warned.
-snip :v:-[/QUOTE]
Imo you did the right thing man.
I can't imagine how shit it would be to have parents who don't want you to have a girlfriend/boyfriend. That seems like the ultimate way to stop a teenager developing into an emotionally mature adult.
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This week my girlfriend is going to Europe and then to Borneo. I'll see her in Europe, but then won't see her for eight weeks in which there'll be very limited contact because there doesn't seem to be much reception/coverage in the jungles of Malaysian Borneo.
I don't know how you guys are able to deal with not seeing your girlfriends for months at a time. I haven't not seen her for more than a week in almost 18 months. The sheer amount of spare time I'll have will be one of the weirdest parts. I know it's hardly a big complaint, but it just seems relationship straining to be so far apart.
[editline]13th June 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=yawmwen;36311901]Hey, I just sort of wanted to post my story for you guys. What just happened was sort of weird, and I want to get it out there because I don't really know how to feel.
This is slightly graphic, by the way, so be warned.
I've known a girl for about 8 years. We've fought, gone through tough shit, and have been there for each other. We hang out whenever possible and we both love each other. Anyways, today we are hanging out and drinking, since I just got off my probation so I don't get breathalyzed or UA'd anymore. We are celebrating, having a good time, and eventually we end up hugging and comforting each other over our problems.
So eventually we leave, and go out of my room into my garage, since my mom doesn't like people hanging out while she is asleep. We hang out, drink some more, and eventually we start talking about sex. I don't know if she was just saying it or not, but she said I have some sort of reputation as being good at fucking and especially eating a girl out. Apparently she talked to a few girls I have been with and got that information, or something. We are both talking about what we like to do during sex, and getting into graphic detail. She even showed me a few times how she likes to ride a man.
Eventually she says "Oh, you were just with a bunch of bitches, you haven't ever had a girl like me!" and telling me how good she is in bed. We are both sitting across from each other in the garage, and she leans her head back and whacks it against a refrigerator I have in there. She acts hurt, but moves her body forward so my knee is right between her legs, and begins moving her hips. I'm incredibly fucking horny so I am moving my knee as well, as well as rubbing her legs and inner thighs with my hands. After a minute or so we both freeze, and sort of move away from each other.
She is smiling a bit, and I am way too fucking turned on to even think straight. After a second I say "We shouldn't be doing this," while my hand is still on her inner thigh. She looks confused for a second and asks why. "We are drinking, you would end up regretting it in the morning, and I don't want to be another regret of yours, since I love you."
She looks at me and says "I love you too," and we both stop. After a few minutes of silence I decide to walk her home. We are holding hands, clinging onto each other, and basically acting like a couple would. She thanks me for being a gentleman, we give each other a kiss, and then she goes up to her apartment.
I don't really know how to feel. I mean, I feel like it is a wasted opportunity, because we are both very attracted to each other. On the other hand, I really wouldn't want us having sex to become some awkward thing that we both avoid each other over. We were both drunk, and I really wouldn't want to do something that either of us regretted. Still, I feel a bit anxious over the situation, especially since it got me so worked up.
I don't know if this is a story you guys want to read, but it feels a bit better having it out there for someone to read, since it was one of the more confusing events of my life, at least emotionally.
[editline]13th June 2012[/editline]
She also said she wants to fuck me when she is sober sometime, although I don't really believe it. People like to talk when they are drunk. I know she is attracted to me, but I doubt we would really have sex if we weren't both drunk.[/QUOTE]
If she said that when drunk, she probably means it. People tend to be more, not less honest when drunk. Just call her up and do something. She's obviously keen for your company and a bit more, so if you are attracted to her, then go for it. It's not going to be awkward. I've had a relationship that's started in almost exactly the same way. Ended up making out with one of my best friends, then we dated for a little while.
[QUOTE=Mlisen14;36311989]
If she said that when drunk, she probably means it. People tend to be more, not less honest when drunk. Just call her up and do something. She's obviously keen for your company and a bit more, so if you are attracted to her, then go for it. It's not going to be awkward. I've had a relationship that's started in almost exactly the same way. Ended up making out with one of my best friends, then we dated for a little while.[/QUOTE]
The problem is that I don't want to date for a while. If I was to be with her, I wouldn't want it to just be some temporary fling. It isn't worth it if our friendship is thrown away because of it. She's one of the few people I trust, and I don't want to lose that.
My case isn't the template. I'm just saying I got four months of enjoyment out of it. You could end up going out for a couple of weeks or you could get married, who knows. Would you really rather leave it as a thing where you practically fucked one night, admitted feelings for one another, then left it at friendship from then on?
You can still be friends after relationships if you're mature. I'm still friends with my ex a year and a half later. We're going to play snooker tonight in fact.
[editline]13th June 2012[/editline]
(I'm not implying I'm going to put my balls in her hole if that's what it sounds like)
ok the utah twist thing is the funniest thing in this thread in a while
[editline]13th June 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mlisen14;36312316]My case isn't the template. I'm just saying I got four months of enjoyment out of it. You could end up going out for a couple of weeks or you could get married, who knows. Would you really rather leave it as a thing where you practically fucked one night, admitted feelings for one another, then left it at friendship from then on?
You can still be friends after relationships if you're mature. I'm still friends with my ex a year and a half later. We're going to play snooker tonight in fact.
[editline]13th June 2012[/editline]
(I'm not implying I'm going to put my balls in her hole if that's what it sounds like)[/QUOTE]
damn son you are a pro gentleman, flawless execution
[QUOTE=Mlisen14;36312316](I'm not implying I'm going to put my balls in her hole if that's what it sounds like)[/QUOTE]
Good, because doing it that way sounds really weird and I don't really know how it'd be particularly enjoyable.
[QUOTE=Mlisen14;36311989]I can't imagine how shit it would be to have parents who don't want you to have a girlfriend/boyfriend. That seems like the ultimate way to stop a teenager developing into an emotionally mature adult.[/QUOTE]
My girlfriend isn't allowed to have a boyfriend, I have to see her when her parents are working or late at night when she sneaks out...
One time I had to hide in her closet for 2 and a half hours because her dad came home super early.
Well, I think the last time I had sex was last night. It was good. Because it was sex. And sex is the greatest thing ever. Girlfriends? I've had 43. At the [I]same exact time.[/I] Having sex with all of them. Finally, shit. The last good shit I had was last night. Coincidentally, it involved sex as well. It was a [B]good shit.[/B]
[QUOTE=ShitStopper;36318746]Well, I think the last time I had sex was last night. It was good. Because it was sex. And sex is the greatest thing ever. Girlfriends? I've had 43. At the [I]same exact time.[/I] Having sex with all of them. Finally, shit. The last good shit I had was last night. Coincidentally, it involved sex as well. It was a [B]good shit.[/B][/QUOTE]
Yea, I remember have 50 different girlfriends at the same time.
Unfortunately it was my porn collection and even they dumped me when my computer crashed.
Oh how I miss my big titty waifus~!
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36321450]Sex isn't THAT great.[/QUOTE]
It is if you find the right partner. Wild, passionate sex is one of the best experiences in the world dawg. When you are with someone you are sexually compatible with, it's a fucking trip.
thanks for the info
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36321450]Sex isn't THAT great.[/QUOTE]
I don't have much to go on here, but I imagine sex is a little more than "Use penis on vagina"
Yeah I had some spaghetti the other night, but I only boiled the noodles for 15 seconds. That was pretty shitty too.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36321450]Sex isn't THAT great.[/QUOTE]
Aren't you that guy, who is constantly talking about waiting until marriage because she wants to wait and you're pratically still a virgin?
I don't want to offend you, but you first have to experience something several times before judging something.
Also sex is great, it just depends on what you make out of it.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36322730]Yes, but we did it anyways.
And I'll probably sound more dumb than I already do, but its normal to not to want to see your girlfriend, right? Like tomorrow, I could hangout with her, but I'd rather sit at home and play killing floor.
I know it's probably normal, but I always like assurance.[/QUOTE]
Nah, you are an evl, soulless monster, rather, and should feel bad.
Well, to be serious, if you do see her very often, I guess you could get tired. Not usually a good sign per say, unless it's a very early stage in a relationship.
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