• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III
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[QUOTE=junker|154;36342732]Okay, I have a classical question for you guys. I will probably try oral soon with my girlfriend, never done that before with any girlfriends because it was somewhat disgusting to me, but this girl is really fine in every way. So any advice?[/QUOTE] I'm still not sure how to do it, what I thought was right turned out to be completely wrong. Don't try to fit the whole tongue in essentially.
You tried to fit your tongue into a vagina? :v: lol
[QUOTE=Occlusion;36383660]Being social doesn't detriment from any studies, i find it helps having a break. It's just the quality of the studying that you need to focus on. Quality over quantity, in anything in life, is better. That being said i studied so hard for my first year exams and have done shit in one of them :( it's unbelievably depressing. To quote radiohead : you try your best, your best is good enough.[/QUOTE] 'If you try the best you can, if you try the best you can, the best you can is good enouugh' geez dude get it right, you don't wanna upset Thom Yorke.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;36380902]no seith this isn't a normal way to feel![/QUOTE] To think you mean... Regardless, as a fellow human being, I can comprehend what he is "feeling" but not support it.
[QUOTE=Rusty100;36383093]people who are having sex with anyone other than me basically are throwing their lives away [/QUOTE] How you doin'? ;)
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;36382620]I really need some advice about this situation I'm facing but everytime I post anything about love, I get judged about it.[/QUOTE] i'm pretty sure you're mistaking being judged for unbiased people trying to tell you you're dating a weird conservative racist in a semi-abusive relationship or something like that, that was it wasn't it?
[QUOTE=Seith;36379909]I like the how Facepunch professionally took what he said completely off course. Repeatedly.[/QUOTE] i wasnt even aware people approached this thread with the intent of taking a paragraph like that on course
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;36382620]I really need some advice about this situation I'm facing but everytime I post anything about love, I get judged about it.[/QUOTE] no-one's judging you, everyone's just worried because you never post something that makes us go "good for you", it's always something that makes us go "oh dear".
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;36387530]i'm pretty sure you're mistaking being judged for unbiased people trying to tell you you're dating a weird conservative racist in a semi-abusive relationship or something like that, that was it wasn't it?[/QUOTE] He isn't racist[i](his grandparents are)[/i] or abusive[i](I think you're thinking about an ex of mine?)[/i]. He just has a 'I-know-everything-I'm-always-right-and-I'm-pretty-great' complex. I.e., has way too much pride. I've been thinking about visiting my best guy friend that I haven't seen in 7/8 years for a long time. We've kept in touch during those years and I miss him; vice versa. I'm just really afraid to see him after all these years because the last time I saw him, he kissed me and told me he was moving away. I was in love with him and I had been for a long long time. I dont know if I could handle seeing him again. Especially since he had a baby with this really horrible woman who left him and the baby claiming she was a lesbian and then started dating her drug dealer. Then, she ended up dating some other man and now she is getting married to this guy and having a new kid; as if my friend never happened. He's sent me recent pictures of his daughter and himself a week ago and she is so adorable and his face still literally takes my breath away. His father told him 3 years ago that he should have married me instead of the drug addict bitch.. I dont know what to do because I feel like I'm going to break down and become this emotional mess when I see him and his daughter. I think I might still love him, but I dont want to. I cant take what happened since then. It also isnt fair that he sent me a text saying he's going to marry me. I know he was just kidding but still. I guess I want to know if I should go see him or should I wait until I am single?
well saying "wait until i'm single" makes it seem like you don't have a whole lot of confidence in your current relationship, if you care about him and want to see him, then go see him.
[QUOTE=Parakon;36389655]well saying "wait until i'm single" makes it seem like you don't have a whole lot of confidence in your current relationship, if you care about him and want to see him, then go see him.[/QUOTE] I dont know if my boyfriend would want me to go visit a guy friend of mines. [editline]18th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36389672]If your in a relationship right now you need to at least try to get over your best guy friend. It's not fair for whoever your dating. And if you don't even like the person you're with, why would you wait until your single to see the guy you actually do like? NOT Judging you. But why are you even dating anyone else if you haven't gotten your mind off someone else? Unless your trying to get your mind off them by dating someone else. I'm never good with clarity.[/QUOTE] Its not like I think about my friend every single day. I've thought about him from time to time and we speak to each other every other 6 months or so because he's always busy since being a single father and working his ass off everyday isnt easy. I'm very proud of him. But, the thought of ever seeing him again has always been far-fetched since he took the babies mother to court. He wasnt allowed to leave the state because she had visitation rights. But, recently, he was granted permission to leave the state with his daughter if he wishes.
ask him
I don't know. I felt really really horny today. Right after my college course I went to visit my girlfriend. Right when we locked ourselves in her bedroom, I proceeded to ravage her. Then we went to my house and did the same thing. I'm not as fit as I used to be and it shows with the less pleasure and enjoyment I have with intercourse now. You don't realize how much better it is to be physically fit until you've gained some weight. Its about time I exercised more and ate the right foods. I know my girlfriend likes it when I eat lots of fruits, it can't be all that difficult...
Became friends with my ex from a year or two ago, Loved her with all my heart. Still do.. all that lovey dovey bullshit. Probably can't ever get her back though, but meh. Haven't been sad over it in like 9 months. So it shows you guys that you can get over the girl you love ^^. Plenty of others out there, going into town this weekend, gonna get a ton of numbers.
Because I'm not going, oh baby i miss you i love you, please come back, please just give me a chance. It doesn't bother me if i don't ever date her again, I don't have "lovey dovey feelings" for her any more, I just love her in general. Lovey dovey shit was when we were dating. May have made myself misleading.
Hey guys quick question. GF said she wants me to "surprise her" in bed next weekend. I'm trying to come up with good ideas for fun positions, anyone know a good site for this or whatever?
Somebody asked for oral tips? [t]http://i.imgur.com/3M1H4.jpg[/t]
that's not a tip that's a novel
[QUOTE=CoalTen;36392001]Somebody asked for oral tips? [t]http://i.imgur.com/3M1H4.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Actually this might help too, thanks mate!
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;36382620]I really need some advice about this situation I'm facing but everytime I post anything about love, I get judged about it.[/QUOTE] You won't get advice if you don't ask for it, worth a shot. I can promise I and the other sane individuals will not judge you.
it was made slightly less appealing by the constant references to the hypothetical vagina having quite a bit of pubic hair
[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;36392012]Actually this might help too, thanks mate![/QUOTE] Not sure if [url=http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgltfblOuw1qeqrz5o1_500.gif]visuals[/url] are allowed but [url=http://1.asset.soup.io/asset/3160/7713_34e1.gif]yeah[/url]. [editline]18th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=thisispain;36390162]ask him[/QUOTE] A definite no.
why a definite no? if i wanted to visit an old female friend of mine i would definitely ask me myfanwy.
No. I mean, I asked him and he gave me a look and said, "I don't want you to go off seeing another guy."
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;36392548]No. I mean, I asked him and he gave me a look and said, "I don't want you to go off seeing another guy."[/QUOTE] Someone's got insecurity issues.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;36392670]Someone's got insecurity issues.[/QUOTE] going out on a limb i'm not sure i'd be comfortable if my gf was going off to visit some single dad who she used to be (and still is apparently?) in love with
[QUOTE=Kopimi;36392683]going out on a limb i'm not sure i'd be comfortable if my gf was going off to visit some single dad who she used to be (and still is apparently?) in love with[/QUOTE] Reading back, yeah I can see that being a potential issue. I'd be uncomfortable with that as well.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;36392548]No. I mean, I asked him and he gave me a look and said, "I don't want you to go off seeing another guy."[/QUOTE] oh well i could say he was insecure but that's not fair considering you're insecure about it yourself. i wouldn't do it behind his back, simply because you have to trust each other.
Such a trivial question and situation... do whatever you like.
[QUOTE=CoalTen;36392001]Somebody asked for oral tips? [t]http://i.imgur.com/3M1H4.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] The [url=http://www.vice.com/read/guide-eating-pussy-100-guides]Vice post[/url] on it is a pretty fun read as well, useful too.
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