[QUOTE=Dark_Light;36395852]The [url=http://www.vice.com/read/guide-eating-pussy-100-guides]Vice post[/url] on it is a pretty fun read as well, useful too.[/QUOTE]
"Think of the clit as a tumor in a pile of earlobes."
ah, ok...
Omg. Just focus on the clit. Slowly lick it, suck it and don't stop till she starts squirming and moaning. Then go faster and don't stop. That gets me off during oral.
Ok so I need to explain some weird shit that recently went on yesterday.
I usually have tuition class for ----- subject (not really important) that goes on regularly on Monday.
I stumbled upon this girl. I remembered her, she had one class before a major test for ----- subject. She goes to a different school to me. She sat opposite me. I noticed she was looking at me constantly.
Also, right before my exam and during my exam, she sat opposite to me outside and inside the exam hall. The thing is, she and her friend whom both go to the same school kept looking at me and starring at me whilst I was studying. Whenever I tried to recall something and lift my head up, I saw her stare at me, however, she kept brushing her eyes quickly off from me. This somehow bothered me so I pretended to study and I peaked at her whilst I pretended to study. It appears that both girls were gossiping some shit staring at me.
Yesterday, she had a replacement class for in my lesson time since she missed out one session. Her face turned red or some shit like it. She peeked at my messages and Whatsapp I was sending to my friends continuously. I noticed her looking but I really didn't bother. The creepy thing is then, she moved to sit opposite me again. With her phone, I realised she was taking photos of me since the "camera" sound appeared from her phone as she tried to mute the phone speaker with her hands, although poorly executed. I hate people taking photos of me but I pretended I didn't notice. I was going to ask her to delete the photos after class finished. However, as soon as class finished, she ran off. :|
This is bloody creepy for me. What kind of sign is this though? I'm not really handsome and I look nowhere as good as guys in the school she goes to. She is pretty I have to say and I would tap her. Is there anyways I can go delete em photos? I'm a quiet guy usually so I do not think I have influences of negatives in other schools. (This could lead to cyber bullying which I'm scared of. I had nowhere to talk about the girl creeping and gossiping in other threads than this thread I'm afraid. If I should have never posted here I'm really sorry).
[QUOTE=Seith;36394845]Such a trivial question and situation... do whatever you like.[/QUOTE]
Exactly. I will wait till the end of summer atleast. Hopefully I'll have enough money saved up. I'll either save for an apartment here or go see him when I visit my mom upstate(it's a 3 hour car ride from her location to his). He misses Florida anyway and wants to show his daughter the beach. However I'm not sure when he will ever visit.
[editline]19th June 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Deathhunter;36396863]Ok so I need to explain some weird shit that recently went on yesterday.
I usually have tuition class for ----- subject (not really important) that goes on regularly on Monday.
I stumbled upon this girl. I remembered her, she had one class before a major test for ----- subject. She goes to a different school to me. She sat opposite me. I noticed she was looking at me constantly.
Also, right before my exam and during my exam, she sat opposite to me outside and inside the exam hall. The thing is, she and her friend whom both go to the same school kept looking at me and starring at me whilst I was studying. Whenever I tried to recall something and lift my head up, I saw her stare at me, however, she kept brushing her eyes quickly off from me. This somehow bothered me so I pretended to study and I peaked at her whilst I pretended to study. It appears that both girls were gossiping some shit staring at me.
Yesterday, she had a replacement class for in my lesson time since she missed out one session. Her face turned red or some shit like it. She peeked at my messages and Whatsapp I was sending to my friends continuously. I noticed her looking but I really didn't bother. The creepy thing is then, she moved to sit opposite me again. With her phone, I realised she was taking photos of me since the "camera" sound appeared from her phone as she tried to mute the phone speaker with her hands, although poorly executed. I hate people taking photos of me but I pretended I didn't notice. I was going to ask her to delete the photos after class finished. However, as soon as class finished, she ran off. :|
This is bloody creepy for me. What kind of sign is this though? I'm not really handsome and I look nowhere as good as guys in the school she goes to. She is pretty I have to say and I would tap her. Is there anyways I can go delete em photos? I'm a quiet guy usually so I do not think I have influences of negatives in other schools. (This could lead to cyber bullying which I'm scared of. I had nowhere to talk about the girl creeping and gossiping in other threads than this thread I'm afraid. If I should have never posted here I'm really sorry).[/QUOTE]
Sounds like a stalker.
I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.
She's been hanging out and chatting with the guy friend of her girlfriend. I didn't find out until I see a barrage of Instagram tags on FB. She has chat logs asking to hangout at far away towns. They seem to be going on "friendly dates" often and take pictures.
This fucking blows. Makes me want to crush the asshole trying to steal her. I don't know how to break my feelings to my GF now
:tinfoil:
Listen to this and by the time its over come up with a decision and stick with it.
Good luck.
[video=youtube;BunHhpTFLys]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BunHhpTFLys&feature=related[/video]
[QUOTE=sHiBaN;36405476]I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.
She's been hanging out and chatting with the guy friend of her girlfriend. I didn't find out until I see a barrage of Instagram tags on FB. She has chat logs asking to hangout at far away towns. They seem to be going on "friendly dates" often and take pictures.
This fucking blows. Makes me want to crush the asshole trying to steal her. I don't know how to break my feelings to my GF now
:tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
Don't bash his face in. you have something to lose by doing that.
Talk to her. Peacefully.
Don't jump to conclusions. Tell her what's bothering you and she'll probably tell you what's going on between her and her friend. Assuming she's your girlfriend, she wouldn't have trouble talking with you about him. Otherwise she's probably cheating on you and keeping you on the hook in the process.
Find out, but talk to her.
It is gut-wrenching this feeling I have felt oh so many times before.
I seem to find women who are so introverted/wry in their life perspective. Then we go out, say, for a year then she develops and matures because of being with me. After becoming a mature individual and woman, they decide to leave me for another because they seem to "know what they're doing now."
This time it hurts so much more because this girl I did everything with starting from 3rd year highschool. Proms, dates, adventures, troubles, drugs, partying, money, psychology. I did everything with this girl and she does this stuff behind my back, (assuming it is indeed true)
[QUOTE=sHiBaN;36405799]It is gut-wrenching this feeling I have felt oh so many times before.
I seem to find women who are so introverted/wry in their life perspective. Then we go out, say, for a year then [B]she develops and matures because of being with me[/B]. After becoming a mature individual and woman, they decide to leave me for another because they seem to "know what they're doing now."
This time it hurts so much more because this girl I did everything with starting from 3rd year highschool. Proms, dates, adventures, troubles, drugs, partying, money, psychology. I did everything with this girl and she does this stuff behind my back, (assuming it is indeed true)[/QUOTE]
can your ego get any bigger honestly
maybe they're leaving because they don't like you, not because of mindless naivete that prevents them from recognizing what a fantastic catch you are
[QUOTE=Kopimi;36405849]can your ego get any bigger honestly
maybe they're leaving because they don't like you, not because of mindless naivete that prevents them from recognizing what a fantastic catch you are[/QUOTE]
[editline]f[/editline]
Do you feel happiness from my loneliness and worry? It's hard enough to describe it as English my second language without sounding like a total jackass apparently
My anger is only quelled by the overwhelming sadness I'm feeling right about now. I need a drink or I need to talk to her later...
[quote=Grandma.Deluxe]How about you become a magical girl with me :)
[/quote]
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You're a fucking twat, that's for sure.
Kopimi just told you the hard cold truth and your still fooling yourself about how great you fucking are and how much of a bitch this girl is for you after the Oh so many adventures and cool stuff you did together. Now you're rating him dumb cause you refuse to accept the truth and how pathetic you'e being right now.
Wake the fuck up, mr perfect. Every couple has those moments, you're not the only one to have made a girl happy and you're certainly not perfect for just sharing yourself with her. Also, that's not what relationships are about. Maybe she just had enough of you and simply doesn't want to be with you anymore for reasons other than "adventures".
And yeah sure, go talk to her. Bombard her with tons os text messages. Crawl and beg her to reconsider and slam all the great things you've done for her for years so she realizes how foolish she's being for dumping you. That'll fucking work for sure!
[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;36406626]You're a fucking twat, that's for sure.
Kopimi just told you the hard cold truth and your still fooling yourself about how great you fucking are and how much of a bitch this girl is for you after the Oh so many adventures and cool stuff you did together. Now you're rating him dumb cause you refuse to accept the truth and how pathetic you'e being right now.
Wake the fuck up, mr perfect. Every couple has those moments, you're not the only one to have made a girl happy and you're certainly not perfect for just sharing yourself with her. Also, that's not what relationships are about. Maybe she just had enough of you and simply doesn't want to be with you anymore for reasons other than "adventures".
And yeah sure, go talk to her. Bombard her with tons os text messages. Crawl and beg her to reconsider and slam all the great things you've done for her for years so she realizes how foolish she's being for dumping you. That'll fucking work for sure![/QUOTE]
[editline]k[/editline]
Oh, ok. I don't have to ask you for advice and thoughts, if that is really what you guys think from what little I described. If ratings make you happy, you can have my hearts as thanks
I feel really awful already. There's only so much I can say and I thought I said just enough for you Kopimi and Behemoth to understand. Maybe I'm just looking for friendly insight, perhaps someone could give me kind perspective. I didn't expect such negativity. Apparently I'm no expert but you guys are soooo great right...
I'm going to leave now, I don't have to stay here. You know, please choose your words carefully, I'm at the edge as it is :(
[QUOTE=DeepDish;36406739]Success!![/QUOTE]
You've made me smile DD :)
I'm going to talk to her right now. I'm going to talk to her peacefully like you said. She told me about the guy over the phone and how they hung out. It might not be so bad as I think it is, but I can't rule out the possibility. Thanks again for your input Kopimi
[QUOTE=sHiBaN;36405476]I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.
She's been hanging out and chatting with the guy friend of her girlfriend. I didn't find out until I see a barrage of Instagram tags on FB. She has chat logs asking to hangout at far away towns. They seem to be going on "friendly dates" often and take pictures.
This fucking blows. Makes me want to crush the asshole trying to steal her. I don't know how to break my feelings to my GF now
:tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
You should urinate into her shampoo and conditioner. Start out small; maybe only a squirt or two the first day, but by the end of the week have the ratio be about 25% piss, 75% shampoo. She will start noticing her permanent, faint odor of urine and become slightly more self conscious.
At the same time, you should mix cat/dog excrement with her laundry loads (this should be easy to do while at her house - simply bring the fecal matter vacuum sealed in a bag and mix it into her laundry while she isn't there). She will begin to notice shit-stains on her clothes in odd places and a faint tinge of urine permeating her very being. She will scrub away at her skin in the shower until it is raw, but since her clothes and hair are now coated in filth, the smell will remain. She will be driven near mad searching for the source of the smell.
Eventually her friend will notice her odd odor and behavior and distance himself from her. She will collapse into a pitiful cycle of self-loathing and inadequacy in response to this rejection. This, my friend, is where you step in.
Slowly ease yourself back into her life like an infant on a slip 'n' slide - not too fast, but quick enough to capitalize on her newfound insecurity. Success! You've broken your first woman!
[QUOTE=DeepDish;36406739]You should urinate into her shampoo and conditioner. Start out small; maybe only a squirt or two the first day, but by the end of the week have the ratio be about 25% piss, 75% shampoo. She will start noticing her permanent, faint odor of urine and become slightly more self conscious.
At the same time, you should mix cat/dog excrement with her laundry loads (this should be easy to do while at her house - simply bring the fecal matter vacuum sealed in a bag and mix it into her laundry while she isn't there). She will begin to notice shit-stains on her clothes in odd places and a faint tinge of urine permeating her very being. She will scrub away at her skin in the shower until it is raw, but since her clothes and hair are now coated in filth, the smell will remain. She will be driven near mad searching for the source of the smell.
Eventually her friend will notice her odd odor and behavior and distance himself from her. She will collapse into a pitiful cycle of self-loathing and inadequacy in response to this rejection. This, my friend, is where you step in.
Slowly ease yourself back into her life like an infant on a slip 'n' slide - not too fast, but quick enough to capitalize on her newfound insecurity. Success! You've broken your first woman![/QUOTE]
what the fuck
the awful part is i think this would work
my friend has been slowly chasing after this girl for pretty much the past year
i always told him he was wasting his time, but he never gave up, and eventually he got her to go to prom with him (though it was painful to watch, he did it pretty awkwardly)
she even semi-rejected him at first by saying "I'll go if this other guy doesn't ask me", which I thought was pretty rude
she clearly wasn't actually interested in him, and when he asked her out after prom she rejected him by saying she was busy
he even tried again a little later and she was still busy
ive tried getting it into his head that shes rejecting him and that he needs to move on, but he still says things like "maybe i should call her..." all the time, and he still wants to try to win her over
i dont know how to convince him to give up on her
Slap him in the face and tell him to stop being hung up on some girl.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;36406876]what the fuck
the awful part is i think this would work[/QUOTE]
iirc he took that from some old image
What's your guys' advice on dating an ex of an old friend?
I met her three years back when she was with one of my friends. He cheated on her and they broke up, and he ended up moving to another state two years ago. I helped them both out with the drama of the break up and I've been talking to the girl ever since. She's always been easy to talk to and I've always kind of liked her.
Do you guys think it would be a bad idea to go for her?
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;36406909]iirc he took that from some old image[/QUOTE]
Well, yes, if by "old image" you mean "years of tried and true experience". This technique saved my marriage and all my friends swear by it! Permanent psychological scarring aside, the Piss Method is at the forefront of the field when it comes to SO coercion.
haha funny good stuff mate
[QUOTE=Webby2020;36406894]Slap him in the face and tell him to stop being hung up on some girl.[/QUOTE]
this doesn't actually work, because when there are feelings that have been festering for a while involved, being told that they're pointless will only stir the person to rebel, emboldening him further in his fruitless pursuit
[editline]19th June 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=DeepDish;36407092]Well, yes, if by "old image" you mean "years of tried and true experience". This technique saved my marriage and all my friends swear by it! Permanent psychological scarring aside, the Piss Method is at the forefront of the field when it comes to SO coercion.[/QUOTE]
lmao nice gag dude :-)
Have any of you guys ever dated someone a friend has gone out with in the past? This girl I really like went out with an old friend (No longer talk to him) years ago and its kind of bothering me
[QUOTE=sirpopsalot_;36407920]Have any of you guys ever dated someone a friend has gone out with in the past? This girl I really like went out with an old friend (No longer talk to him) years ago and its kind of bothering me[/QUOTE]
why? you don't own her, you never have, and you never will.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;36407937]why? you don't own her, you never have, and you never will.[/QUOTE]
Never did I claim or imply. Obviously I cant tell her what not to do or who to be with, im just mad its that friend because we werent on the best of terms and still arent
[QUOTE=sirpopsalot_;36407960]Never did I claim or imply. Obviously I cant tell her what not to do or who to be with, im just mad its that friend because we werent on the best of terms and still arent[/QUOTE]
it really has nothing to do with you and you're being quite petty.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;36408037]it really has nothing to do with you and you're being quite petty.[/QUOTE]
Am I? Ive never been in a real relationship and don't know what to think of the whole thing. I dont care that shes done things with other guys because thats expected, just mad she did stuff with him because I cant stand him. Im really not trying to come off as controlling or that I have any right to be mad at her. If Im being petty and unreasonable I guess thats good seeing as it wouldnt be a big deal than
[QUOTE=sirpopsalot_;36408110]Am I? Ive never been in a real relationship and don't know what to think of the whole thing. I dont care that shes done things with other guys because thats expected, just mad she did stuff with him because I cant stand him. Im really not trying to come off as controlling or that I have any right to be mad at her. If Im being petty and unreasonable I guess thats good seeing as it wouldnt be a big deal than[/QUOTE]
it really shouldn't bother you, don't let it get in the way of how you feel about her. if you ever find those thoughts welling up in your head just take a step back and recognize them for what they are: stupid.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;36408124]it really shouldn't bother you, don't let it get in the way of how you feel about her. if you ever find those thoughts welling up in your head just take a step back and recognize them for what they are: stupid.[/QUOTE]
It would be completely irrational of me to not be with her over something like this, thats just deny myself happiness. Thanks for the help, I was really just being dumb over all of it.
[QUOTE=sirpopsalot_;36408151]It would be completely irrational of me to not be with her over something like this, thats just deny myself happiness. Thanks for the help, I was really just being dumb over all of it.[/QUOTE]
i didn't mean it like that. what i meant is that thoughts like that can subliminally influence how you feel and you might be inclined to trust her less, which is not good.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;36408182]i didn't mean it like that. what i meant is that thoughts like that can subliminally influence how you feel and you might be inclined to trust her less, which is not good.[/QUOTE]
Well she did stuff with him inside a relationship, and Ive never had any times where she wasnt 100% truthful, but ill make sure it doesnt influence me
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