• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III
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[QUOTE=Yahnich;36421210]you are totally bonkers mental[/QUOTE] This is probably the case, but if the tone of the encounter was already happy and joking, then bringing that up like that was probably the best way to handle it. If something had actually been wrong there, then one would think her attitude would have negatively changed to show this, no?
[QUOTE=sHiBaN;36418277]I took the picture of my girlfriend and the guy from his FB. Put it on my phone. Showed it to her close to her face: "Eeeeew get it away!" "What? I thought you liked him! Look, LOOK" "EUGH!" "LOOK YOU BOTH LOOK SO GOOD! KISS HIM KISS HIM" Then I proceeded to rub the phone on her face[/QUOTE] Dude, you're awesome... for a kindergarten.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;36421210] you are totally bonkers mental[/QUOTE] hes just being spontaneous
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;36414929]i'm now 100% sure my girlfriend is not pregnant i can finally sleep in peace her period was 2 months late, wow[/QUOTE] same thing happened to me bro. was shitting it a bit. i think it was like 4-5 weeks though. 2 months must have been a bit hellish [QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;36415055]psst autumn, chestymcgee told him to say that[/QUOTE] i was being silly!! but seriously if the guy [I]is[/I] older than 16 he should definitely be entitled to some privacy with his girlfriend
i feel quite sad tbh i know i wasn't too happy in the relationship since she didn't really care for me, but she told me how happy she was to have had me for that time and we are on good terms, it's just hard to believe i will never kiss her or cuddle her again. she is no longer there for me like that. and that sucks.
and that's perfectly natural, but don't let it bring you down too much you handled the break up like a champ, and there's no reason that the realisation that she's not there for you to kiss or cuddle should bring you down! (a little sadness is completely normal, and expected, though)
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;36423949]This is probably the case, but if the tone of the encounter was already happy and joking, then bringing that up like that was probably the best way to handle it. If something had actually been wrong there, then one would think her attitude would have negatively changed to show this, no?[/QUOTE] Call me whatever but it worked. We're actually going to a date tonight Much better than having super srs sitdown imo. That's too heavy and it might be actually detrimental. Can't be fun in interactions?
no, but if you avoid talking about your feelings, you aren't communicating, and that's much more detrimental than understanding each other
If I'm ever depressed about a relationship, I just do drugs. It works. Trust me.
[QUOTE=sHiBaN;36431111]Call me whatever but it worked. We're actually going to a date tonight Much better than having super srs sitdown imo. That's too heavy and it might be actually detrimental. Can't be fun in interactions?[/QUOTE] I was trying to support you, but when I rated agree, I had "Thanks dickhead" popping out. fuckig dikhead
Me. GF. My place. Empty house. Sleepover. Panic. Yes, it's a first, and I have NO clue as to what's going to happen or what we'll be doing, when she's coming over, etc., etc. We're going to watch a movie, that's pretty much the only thing we've planned. The weather looks like it has decided to be nice for once, so we'll probably spend the afternoon outside, in the woods or something (maybe we could eat out there?), buying snacks and shit when we're headed back home for the night. Shit, just remembered we're all out of bread. Gotta buy bread. [editline]21st June 2012[/editline] Oh god the one bed we have available doesn't have sheets. Do I have sheets? Have to check and fix that. Maybe tidy up a bit. Also we're low on food in general. Gotta remember to buy food. Also movie. What movie? What genre? What everything? FUCK ME I'M MENTALLY PANICKING HERE.
[QUOTE=A Noobcake;36431774]Me. GF. My place. Empty house. Sleepover. Panic. Yes, it's a first, and I have NO clue as to what's going to happen or what we'll be doing, when she's coming over, etc., etc. We're going to watch a movie, that's pretty much the only thing we've planned. The weather looks like it has decided to be nice for once, so we'll probably spend the afternoon outside, in the woods or something (maybe we could eat out there?), buying snacks and shit when we're headed back home for the night. Shit, just remembered we're all out of bread. Gotta buy bread. [editline]21st June 2012[/editline] Oh god the one bed we have available doesn't have sheets. Do I have sheets? Have to check and fix that. Maybe tidy up a bit. Also we're low on food in general. Gotta remember to buy food. Also movie. What movie? What genre? What everything? FUCK ME I'M MENTALLY PANICKING HERE.[/QUOTE] ask her about the movie maybe, just chill out. it's supposed to be fun (and probably sexual) so be excited, not nervous/panicky. [editline]21st June 2012[/editline] so yeah i'd suggest you add condoms to the list of things you need to buy
I am excited as all fuck, but my brain seems to be melting down or something, this is all kind of new to me. We'll either be renting the movie digitally or watching one of the DVDs we have laying around, so that's something I don't actually have to think about or be stressed out over, but I'm still kind of nervous about it.
yeah it's probably natural to be a little/pretty nervous about something like that, just don't shit yourself haha
I won't, and it'll probably be just fine once she actually gets here. I just have to remember to breathe until then. Also, I already have condoms (those free ones you can get more or less everywhere in Norway), and I'm pretty sure she's going to have some with her. I actually hope she brings some, because it turns out the government-funded most-commonly-used-in-all-of-Norway condoms are a bit too small for me. Not problematic, they're just a little hard to put on and uncomfortably tight. I really can't make myself feel bad about that one, though. :v:
[QUOTE=Mobon1;36432380]yeah it's probably natural to be a little/pretty nervous about something like that, just don't shit yourself haha[/QUOTE] Spaghetti.
[QUOTE=A Noobcake;36432313]I am excited as all fuck, but my brain seems to be melting down or something, this is all kind of new to me. We'll either be renting the movie digitally or watching one of the DVDs we have laying around, so that's something I don't actually have to think about or be stressed out over, but I'm still kind of nervous about it.[/QUOTE] My girlfriend loves everything comfortable. Make sure the house AC is freezing then bust out the comforter blankets. Brew some coffee/hot chocolate. Get the Netflix ready. Wash your pillows and get new sheets. Make sure your toilet isnt soaked with wee and have a fresh clean towel for her if she wants to take a shower. Before my girlfriend, I had all sorts of disposable stuff so when girls sneak over they can feel at home
get 5 bottles of wine in result [editline]22nd June 2012[/editline] only joking!!! shiban's idea sounds kinda nice if you know you're girlfriend is into that stuff but if you start way over-thinking and over-planning like that it might looked forced and not work out and then you'll be disappointed. better to have a blanket handy and ask her if she wants a drink n stuff rather than force the situation
[QUOTE=A Noobcake;36431774]Me. GF. My place. Empty house. Sleepover. Panic. Yes, it's a first, and I have NO clue as to what's going to happen or what we'll be doing, when she's coming over, etc., etc. We're going to watch a movie, that's pretty much the only thing we've planned. The weather looks like it has decided to be nice for once, so we'll probably spend the afternoon outside, in the woods or something (maybe we could eat out there?), buying snacks and shit when we're headed back home for the night. Shit, just remembered we're all out of bread. Gotta buy bread. [editline]21st June 2012[/editline] Oh god the one bed we have available doesn't have sheets. Do I have sheets? Have to check and fix that. Maybe tidy up a bit. Also we're low on food in general. Gotta remember to buy food. Also movie. What movie? What genre? What everything? FUCK ME I'M MENTALLY PANICKING HERE.[/QUOTE] I know that feel man. My Girlfriend is coming over next week from Monday to Thursday. Shit I need to learn how to cook the food she likes. And tidy the house up. And film, her choice.
[QUOTE=Jergee;36431298]If I'm ever depressed about a relationship, I just do drugs. It works. Trust me.[/QUOTE] Drugs is not the way dude. My uncle died because of that stuff.
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at least it fits with the title in here
Weed is specially dangerous because it's a transition drug. For me, it was a transition drug to Doritos.
I don't like to interfere with other peoples love lives, but my best friends boyfriend is an asshole. He calls her stupid and a bitch when they fight and all she can do is cry and not stick up for herself. I'm yelled at if I even say anything about it. He's got underlining anger issues from his father but he's a 26 year old man who goes out clubbing t strip clubs(because he use to bounce at SC's) and he goes to school part time. He actually begs her to do his homework. She's 23 and she has her own homework to worry about. It's really pathetic and I want her to find someone better than this loser. Recently he's lost his mind because of something that happened between my boyfriend and I last year. He doesn't even know my boyfriend and he hardly knows me. He started calling me very horrible things and words and even went as far as calling me an n word over Facebook. He calls my friend a traitor whenever he finds out im near her. I feel as though he's been cheating on her or something because no one treats their girlfriends friends like that. Especially if there wasn't anything to be mad about in the first place. I feel as if he's taking it out on me because I made a mistake and he probably fucked up and doesn't want to own up to it. They have a long distance relationship and they visit each other months at a time. Right now, she's with him and she is suppose to come back at the end of this month but she wants to stay till August. I don't know what to do. I want her to be happy and she says she loves him but he is the biggest manchild I have ever met.
[QUOTE=A Noobcake;36431774]Me. GF. My place. Empty house. Sleepover. Panic. Yes, it's a first, and I have NO clue as to what's going to happen or what we'll be doing, when she's coming over, etc., etc. We're going to watch a movie, that's pretty much the only thing we've planned. The weather looks like it has decided to be nice for once, so we'll probably spend the afternoon outside, in the woods or something (maybe we could eat out there?), buying snacks and shit when we're headed back home for the night. Shit, just remembered we're all out of bread. Gotta buy bread. [editline]21st June 2012[/editline] Oh god the one bed we have available doesn't have sheets. Do I have sheets? Have to check and fix that. Maybe tidy up a bit. Also we're low on food in general. Gotta remember to buy food. Also movie. What movie? What genre? What everything? FUCK ME I'M MENTALLY PANICKING HERE.[/QUOTE] Pee on her
Condoms are extremely uncomfortable and borderline painful during sex for me. What do.
maybe your boyfriend put it on wrong?
Hahaha
About a week ago i met this girl at a festival in my hometown. I never saw her before. We talked together, had some beers and were listening to the music. She is the same age as me and a little bit smaller than me. (i'm literally a dwarf) After some time we went home. She gave me her number and we said goodbye. At the next day she called me and wanted to come over. I had no clue what we could do. When she entered my room she was greatly surprised. She said : I think im in love with your bed. (It's a large purple bed for 3 Persons) As we sat down she saw my Xbox 360 and said : Can we play something ? It turned out she loves playing Videogames just like i do. We were just sitting there arm in arm and were playing some Videogames the whole day. Im so in love with that girl . But now she's away for 1 month . Just like every year she has to go with her family to Finland (she was born in Finland and lived there for 7 years). She drove away 1 hour ago and i already miss her. Its going to be a long month. [sp]I apologize for my restricted English writing skill[/sp]
[QUOTE=IJerry2595I;36439975](i'm literally a dwarf)[/QUOTE] first, people need to stop using literally like this. unless you actually are literally a dwarf, in which case, what are the odds you meet an even smaller dwarf girl you like by happenstance? second, you met her a week ago, don't say things like "I'm so in love with that girl." third, one month is nothing.
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