• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III
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Shit. I can't count the months I've been without sex. -snif- :suicide:
that seems like something you should be able to figure out on your own..
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;36541542]Sometimes I just don't know how I put up with her :v:[/QUOTE] wtf
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;36541542]Sometimes I just don't know how I put up with her :v:[/QUOTE] neat
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36544184]Guys and girls, my girlfriend is going to get her bellybutton pierced soon, and I thought that a bellybutton ring would make an excellent gift. What kind do think would make a good one? I don't know too much about them, but I thought about getting her one that looks like a cartoony skull, she likes cute little things like that.[/QUOTE] seeing as you are celebrating awful stuff, try and see if they can giftwrap the holocaust.
no i just think bellybutton piercings are kind of gross so tell her i said no
great, girlfriend is pissed at me for not helping her with her bag, which wasnt heavy at all and she didnt even ask Now shes all shitty with me, while we were out she wasnt letting me hold her hand and was saying "Were just friends at the moment" even though we have been going out for the past two and a half months... Shes currently lying in my bed ignoring me, so im upstairs on the computer browsing the internet. What do i do
Go out and collect some flowers from your garden and give them to her?
[QUOTE=dije;36547289]Go out and collect some flowers from your garden and give them to her?[/QUOTE] good luck finding them in my garden. No she isnt that kindve person. Idk what to do since shes staying over tonight and we are both going to a LAN party tomrow
[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;36547257]great, girlfriend is pissed at me for not helping her with her bag, which wasnt heavy at all and [B]she didnt even ask[/B] Now shes all shitty with me, while we were out she wasnt letting me hold her hand and was saying "Were just friends at the moment" even though we have been going out for the past two and a half months... Shes currently lying in my bed ignoring me, so im upstairs on the computer browsing the internet. [B]What do i do[/B][/QUOTE] Learn how to read minds. That'll solve everything!
[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;36547257]great, girlfriend is pissed at me for not helping her with her bag, which wasnt heavy at all and she didnt even ask Now shes all shitty with me, while we were out she wasnt letting me hold her hand and was saying "Were just friends at the moment" even though we have been going out for the past two and a half months... Shes currently lying in my bed ignoring me, so im upstairs on the computer browsing the internet. What do i do[/QUOTE] ur fuqd. In all seriousness, it's the expectation of chivalry, really. She's lying in your bed ignoring you because she feels like you slighted her. Just apologise to her.
turns out it was a mix of a really big sugar high + her ADHD + not drinking water for two days, then that pissed her off a bit for not picking up the bag.
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[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;36547257]great, girlfriend is pissed at me for not helping her with her bag, which wasnt heavy at all and she didnt even ask Now shes all shitty with me, while we were out she wasnt letting me hold her hand and was saying "Were just friends at the moment" even though we have been going out for the past two and a half months... Shes currently lying in my bed ignoring me, so im upstairs on the computer browsing the internet. What do i do[/QUOTE] Always carry the bag, insist. Even if it is not that heavy. It is a gesture, not a technical thing.
don't insist, ask if she wants a hand
[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;36547257]great, girlfriend is pissed at me for not helping her with her bag, which wasnt heavy at all and she didnt even ask Now shes all shitty with me, while we were out she wasnt letting me hold her hand and was saying "Were just friends at the moment" even though we have been going out for the past two and a half months... Shes currently lying in my bed ignoring me, so im upstairs on the computer browsing the internet. What do i do[/QUOTE] tell her to stop acting like a fucking 12 year old. [editline]29th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Yahnich;36546358]no i meant that guy that plays runescape with his gf who even does that to someone he loves[/QUOTE] i don't really play it any more, but she is still playing it a few times a week. i've gotten her addicted :v:
re: the chivalry thing, there's appropriate times and there's inappropriate times all the time is usually always inappropriate, i dont know a single girl who isnt wierded out by that but like once and a while or stuff like opening doors is usually considered p nice
you shouldn't really be thinking about it
i thought opening doors was something polite you did for everyone who passes by? maybe that's just a british thing.
i think they mean going out of your way to hold it open for someone
If your girlfriend was on her period and asked you if you'd settle for anal, would you accept?
Uhhh, it's up to you if you're cool with anal. Some people like it, some don't. Personally, sure why not.
[QUOTE=Kaihong;36559843]If your girlfriend was on her period and asked you if you'd settle for anal, would you accept?[/QUOTE] RAiNBOW KISS
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36550160]My girlfriend says when she's mad and won't hold my hand, she likes it when I force my hand to hold hers, she says it shows I still care and am trying to make her feel better.[/QUOTE] that seems pretty agressive in a kind of 'no means no' situation - what person alive could have guessed that? yeah you're not in the mood to hold hands so i will literally force my hand into yours JUST IN CASE it's secretly what she really wants what the fuck? [editline]30th June 2012[/editline] you're lucky she flat out told you to do it because otherwise how could anybody know she wants you to aggressively force hand holding
So I've had sex two times (I'm high school); the first time I was bareback and the second time I used a condom. Yeah I never want to use a condom ever again.
[QUOTE=DeathFrogg;36560807]So I've had sex two times (I'm high school); the first time I was bareback and the second time I used a condom. Yeah I never want to use a condom ever again.[/QUOTE] nobody likes them, but they are v importante, senior. use them w/ ~~ suspicious individuals ~~ and also if the chick doesnt have birth control
"waaa condoms suck" give it a rest kiddies condoms are perfectly fine and barely even feel different quit trying to be edgy and cool
[QUOTE=DarkendSky;36560821]also if the chick doesnt have birth control[/QUOTE] Oh and yeah the first time we did it (months ago) neither of us used protection. Due to irrelevant circumstances she was unable to get a morning after pill so that was a little scary for a while... [QUOTE=Rusty100;36560882]barely even feel different[/QUOTE] What are you, female? - actually I don't know how different they feel for women.
[QUOTE=Rusty100;36560882]"waaa condoms suck" give it a rest kiddies condoms are perfectly fine and barely even feel different quit trying to be edgy and cool[/QUOTE] Most girls are allergic to latex. (lamb condoms are nice but expensive and realllly slack). I hate condoms and the reaction I get to them but I'd rather that than a baby. [editline]30th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=DeathFrogg;36560807]So I've had sex two times (I'm high school); the first time I was bareback and the second time I used a condom. Yeah I never want to use a condom ever again.[/QUOTE] Get a vasectomy.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;36560948] Get a vasectomy.[/QUOTE] um
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