Every person should have casual sex, call women bitches and treat them inferior than me? How can that be a viable way of dealing with the world and life?
I can somewhat understand that being desired by women and having sex with them feels amazing. It somewhat is, it boosts your ego and makes you feel special. It increases your self-esteem and confidence, although it rather results in narcism, like you do Paul. Finally narcism is poisen to anyone around you.
Gaining self-esteem and confindence from "bitches" and "hoes" is horrible. I gain my self-esteem and confidence from the impact of my actions in the life of other peoples and friends. People like me because I am funny, helping out, polite and loyal. I am up for anything and pretty open. I also try to stand for my values and morals, which makes me feel good. I completed school and I am now at the university which gives me tremendous confidence. Also being able to comprehend issues and problems and dealing with it on my own, without anyone holding my hand. Being able to show empathy and judging a situation somewhat objectivly.
What you do is terrible on the long run, I do not want to tell you what to do and what is wrong. But it is only going to hurt you. It may sound cheesy, but you will see.
Also "weak emotions" do not exist, you selfish cunt.
[QUOTE=Seith;36617654]I like J Paul, taking fire and all of that while still firmly standing behind what he has to say even though it's being absurdly ridiculed right now.[/QUOTE]
lots of people do this. hitler did [sp]GODWINGODWIN[/sp]. you can admire someone for standing by beliefs but... "like"? no thanks
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;36616202]You know someone's getting a new asshole when SG&S has 20 new posts in less than an hour.[/QUOTE]
I just skipped about 80 posts
Thanks J Paul
J Paul: a man who leaves a trail of sexual destruction with every "hoe" he touches.
Bitches disintergrate within a 1 mile radius
[QUOTE=Lukeo;36620634]Bitches disintergrate within a 1 mile radius[/QUOTE]
And he feasts off of the essence of their shattered self-esteem.
Sex, Girlfriends, and Shit advice: Wait for official
instructions
Jpaul: this is my official instructions, fuck all bitches
hey, so i am going out with one special girl (to me duh) for like months, things are going slowly I think. I rushed at first saying if she wants anything with me, and she said no because "his ex-boyfriend.. " i don't know. i don't know what to do, i really like her and i think she started to like me too, but i am not sure if it's friends thing or love.
is it safe to start going physical? i think i am in that phase where i am scared to lose her but if i don't do nothing, then i will lose it anyway.
so, see, i just answered my own question.. fuck. Well anyway, opinions?
Not to continue a long drawn out debate, but Paul don't you worry that when you finally run out of women to sleep with, you're going to sit down and realise that in your quest to achieve short term happiness you've damaged the long term happiness of many others? And, in doing so you'll have harmed your own prospects for carefree life in the future. Unless you plan to live free, die young or something.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36610962]People who don't give other people closure are just awful.
At least say why you lost interest so they can improve themselves for the future, not the typical "It's not you, it's me!"[/QUOTE]
Sounds like what my ex did to me, but given as she was a serial cheater and I suspect cheating on me at the time of the "It's not you, it's me!" speech, I felt inclined to let it slide and not give a fuck.
I think I got the idea that was a good thing when all my friends commented that I seemed unnaturally happy for a guy who had been just broken up with (Though I still maintain the fact that hdaving had my thesis to focus on around the time of the break up helped ease the sting of such a long-term relationship ending.)
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36610962]At least say why you lost interest so they can improve themselves for the future, not the typical "It's not you, it's me!"[/QUOTE]
i can agree with the need for closure, but in my experience, if you try and criticize someone's behavior they're going to take offense and start arguing with you about why you're wrong. if you've already ended the relationship then there's no reason to continue arguing with the person about things that no longer impact you.
though the whole "it's not you, it's me" thing is unnecessary and i wish people wouldn't use that phrase as an excuse for breaking up.
[editline]4th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mlisen14;36626120]Not to continue a long drawn out debate, but Paul[/QUOTE]
what happened on pages 125-127 stays on pages 125-127
And so I happened that I didn't call the girl yet. I was about to call her but my friend told me to re-think what I would do with her then instead of just the "beer in a bag" that was her idea. Because to him it seemed like that might end up with me in the "friendzone".
And to make matters even worse (in a way), later that day I managed to get a bit physically flirting with another girl. As in; some joking and back n' forth same sentence replying with me coming closer each time I replied as part of an "intimidating" act (Oh yeah?! *takes step closer*) and that going on untill our faces were in touch. Had her boyfriend not been there hearing in on the joke at hand and instead walked in at the very best moment it wouldn't had ended well with me. Atleast when I got home I was wondering if he would hold a grudge about someone getting too close with his girlfriend. Instead he calls me ten o' clock in the morning and asks me out for lunch.
[editline]5th July 2012[/editline]
Dammit I've gotta call that girl tomorrow.
And damn if I don't :suicide: (as FP lacks any appropriate emotes)
Well, I got what I wanted, I found out the Spanish girl is into me.. I feel like a dog that's been chasing its tail and now that I've got it I don't know what the hell to do :v: I don't have the balls to be in a relationship with her, I don't know what I was thinking.
[QUOTE=Sunday_Roast;36626615]SILLY STUFF[/QUOTE]
Going to get beer lands you in the friend zone, what? Just call the girl already, provided you make a move whatever date you go on.
"And to make matters even worse", no it doesn't.
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;36626717]Well, I got what I wanted, I found out the Spanish girl is into me.. I feel like a dog that's been chasing its tail and now that I've got it I don't know what the hell to do :v: I don't have the balls to be in a relationship with her, I don't know what I was thinking.[/QUOTE]
Yes you do, you've got this far, ask her out for something simple like a coffee, unless you've already dated in which case move to something more intimate.
Just relax, why don't you think you have the balls?
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;36626717]I don't have the balls to be in a relationship with her[/QUOTE]
how can you not have the balls to be in a relationship?
sometimes you just gotta not listen to your friends whatsoever and just do shit anyway
[QUOTE=DarkendSky;36626746]sometimes you just gotta not listen to your friends whatsoever and just do shit anyway[/QUOTE]
What's the worse that could happen? You end up not going out with her? If you don't do anything that's what will happen ANYWAY.
Has anyone ever had sleep sex before? [sp]Its when a couple agrees that if one or the other is sleeping, they have consent to have sex with the other one.[/sp]
My friend says her and her boyfriend do it all the time and that shes woken up having an orgasm. She cant achieve one normally because shes self concious about having one. I guess when your brain is in R.E.M. and isnt thinking or over analyzing things during sex, your body can focus on achieving orgasm?
I want to try it but my boyfriend is such a vanilla lover, he will probably think I'm asking him to rape me.
[QUOTE=Seith;36617654]I like J Paul, taking fire and all of that while still firmly standing behind what he has to say even though it's being absurdly ridiculed right now.[/QUOTE]
Well I am glad you stand fervently behind cunts.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;36626791]Has anyone ever had sleep sex before? [sp]Its when a couple agrees that if one or the other is sleeping, they have consent to have sex with the other one.[/sp]
My friend says her and her boyfriend do it all the time and that shes woken up having an orgasm. She cant achieve one normally because shes self concious about having one. I guess when your brain is in R.E.M. and isnt thinking or over analyzing things during sex, your body can focus on achieving orgasm?
I want to try it but my boyfriend is such a vanilla lover, he will probably think I'm asking him to rape me.[/QUOTE]
that actually sounds pretty hot.
[QUOTE=Lukeo;36626727]Just relax, why don't you think you have the balls?[/QUOTE]
Well, I mean besides the fact she's unreasonably beautiful and that can be a bit intimidating, we've know each other for three years now and I actually care what she thinks about me. That's huge for me, the only reason I got as far as I did with the last girl I liked was because I didn't care how she felt about me and I could be myself. Honestly I feel emotionally retarded because can't make heads or tails of my issues [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smith.gif[/IMG]
Go for it. Work you nerves up a bit and don't worry about it. The way I see it, you can either try to go out with her and have a great relationship, or you can lose a good opportunity and regret having a lot of great times and memories.
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;36628013]Well, I mean besides the fact she's unreasonably beautiful and that can be a bit intimidating, we've know each other for three years now and I actually care what she thinks about me.[/QUOTE]
pffff
get over it mate and do yourself a favour, forget about this it's your nerves trying to sabotage you.
i love when you're in bed with a girl and you do something you've never done with her before, and she likes it and just like blossoms for you like some kind of wild sex flower
that's what i live for
[editline]4th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;36626791]Has anyone ever had sleep sex before? [sp]Its when a couple agrees that if one or the other is sleeping, they have consent to have sex with the other one.[/sp]
My friend says her and her boyfriend do it all the time and that shes woken up having an orgasm. She cant achieve one normally because shes self concious about having one. I guess when your brain is in R.E.M. and isnt thinking or over analyzing things during sex, your body can focus on achieving orgasm?
I want to try it but my boyfriend is such a vanilla lover, he will probably think I'm asking him to rape me.[/QUOTE]
waking up to an orgasm must be really cool
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;36626791]Has anyone ever had sleep sex before?[/QUOTE]
seems weird to me. nothing really feels good to me unless i'm completely wide awake
[sp]my boyfriend tried to initiate things while i was half asleep/had just woken up once and i ended up slapping his hand away and going back to sleep[/sp]
So i've been with a girlfriend for about 6 or seven months or so, and I find myself in a situation i've never really expected to be in. There's a good chance that I'll be having sex in the foreseeable future, and i'm somewhat scared. The problem is I have no idea what I should do or how things will work, and I don't want to fuck things up in ways I haven't even thought about. Strangely my biggest fear is not being able to have an orgasm. the first couple of sexual encounters that i've had ended up with just giving up and moving on after about half an hour or 45 minutes of failed attempts. Now I am able to climax but it takes a significant amount of time, like 20 minutes at least. I'm pretty sure it's not her, and has something to do with my mindset, but I can't quite understand it. Any advice as to how things will go or what I should do from people who have been in similar predicaments?
I thought i'd mention to everyone that I moved in with my girlfriend at the weekend. My first shift at my new work place is tonight, nervous but everyone seemed nice :smile:
[QUOTE=explodingape;36629578]So i've been with a girlfriend for about 6 or seven months or so, and I find myself in a situation i've never really expected to be in. There's a good chance that I'll be having sex in the foreseeable future, and i'm somewhat scared. The problem is I have no idea what I should do or how things will work, and I don't want to fuck things up in ways I haven't even thought about. Strangely my biggest fear is not being able to have an orgasm. the first couple of sexual encounters that i've had ended up with just giving up and moving on after about half an hour or 45 minutes of failed attempts. Now I am able to climax but it takes a significant amount of time, like 20 minutes at least. I'm pretty sure it's not her, and has something to do with my mindset, but I can't quite understand it. Any advice as to how things will go or what I should do from people who have been in similar predicaments?[/QUOTE]
you're over thinking this whole deal, bro.
it comes naturally, just relax.
Can't wait for my girlfriend to be back from holiday, planned out a nice couples evening the day after she comes back. Going to have a few drinks, eat some take away, talk about our holidays (I was away a week before she left) and then watch a film. I keep thinking about her :/
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36629606]Don't worry about sex. It's like kissing, it comes naturally.
Don't worry about climaxing either, no biggie if you don't.[/QUOTE]
as true as this is i wanna start rating all your sex advice posts funny so badly
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