[QUOTE=Petrussen;36687468]Recently my feces has been of thin consistency. Any advice?[/QUOTE]
stick it in pooper
[QUOTE=Petrussen;36687468]Recently my feces has been of thin consistency. Any advice?[/QUOTE]
marry it
[QUOTE=Yahnich;36687857]Man, I have sex more or less every two weeks; her mom doesn't let her sleep over so we just profit as much as we can while she's over. Sometimes I think her mom is actively cockblocking me because I am a filthy heretic and I drink goat's blood in sacrifice to Beelzebub[/QUOTE]
Aw man, I hate parents like that. They need to be learn to be more accepting of different lifestyles.
Don't try to rationalize something irrational to begin with.
This religion shit is nonsense, so is atheism. Both sides are ridiculously fanatic.
Don't let that drag your down. But her parents seem weird, how old are you by the way?
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36642242]I didn't want a bloody mess all over my bed.
Anyways, me and my girlfriend just fought over the dumbest shit. She was sitting in my computer chair, and got my sticky notes and I told her not to make a mess with anything, she over-reacted and said that I told her everything she touches gets wrecked (Weirdest wording I've ever heard) and she spent 30 minutes acting like an immature child. She would sit on the bed and just act like a preppy girl who didn't get her way. She just kept saying "No, leave me alone, I wreck everything!!!". She called me a dick, and said she's made a mental list of things she does that made me mad and that she'll never do again.
She said she'll never sit in my chair ever again and she wanted to go home, so I took her home.
We did make up, kinda, she's still sad or mad over it though.
Also she's on her period.
So is she immature, is it her period hormones, or am I a dick?[/QUOTE]
there's a reason indians put the women on there periods in a seperate tent..... it's hormones dude. my girlfriend is either immature and moody on hers or a god damn sex robot (not saying thats a bad thing)
[QUOTE=Yahnich;36688039]it's really weird, i can call myself someone with good morals, i'm always polite and nice to people; yet because i'm an atheist her mom thinks i'm evil because i don't believe in anything. As if religion instantly makes you a good person and having none is the beginning of social downfall[/QUOTE]
I didn't realise you were being serious. That really does suck, but sadly there's nothing you can do about it. Just try and think of ways around it rather than solutions to it. Soon she'll be able to make her own decisions in life and all will be good.
Well, perhaps if were like 16 or so it would be somewhat understandable. A lot of family members, like my cousins and such had some of the same issues during that particular age, they started having girlfriends and being more serious.
Parents have a hard time dealing with their kids being autonomous, although with 19 you both could do whatever you please, well in terms of sexuality. As long as you guys are using birth control.
Besides you will should soon be finished with school and start your live on your own.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36691073]I just think people who cheat are the worst kind of people. Might just be how I was raised, but that's like a big no-no.[/QUOTE]
#yolo!!11
[QUOTE=d.sanders;36666807]how do i get my man to last longer?[/QUOTE]
get him to watch more porn and jackoff alot more often when hes on his own.
[editline]9th July 2012[/editline]
also marijuana is a natural muscle relaxant and can make even the most sexually inept men last 30+ minutes.
Well the porn part is true. I'm gonna have to not fap for a week if I plan on getting any handies later this month
Posted this in the love advice thread. Guess I'll post it her too.
So I just told my girlfriend that I love her. She says she was scared to say it back, because of her past boyfriends have hurt her after using the "L" word, and she is scared to feel how she felt in the past (we've talked about this before, and I knew she felt this way). I felt I needed/wanted to say it, and I know it's really how I feel about her.
Should I keep saying it every time I say goodbye to her (and other situations couples usually say "I love you," to each other), or should I just wait until she feels she is ready to say it? I'm not sure what to do guys.
Wait until she says it.
How long have you been together?
[QUOTE=OH-SNAP!;36692775]Posted this in the love advice thread. Guess I'll post it her too.
So I just told my girlfriend that I love her. She says she was scared to say it back, because of her past boyfriends have hurt her after using the "L" word, and she is scared to feel how she felt in the past (we've talked about this before, and I knew she felt this way). I felt I needed/wanted to say it, and I know it's really how I feel about her.
Should I keep saying it every time I say goodbye to her (and other situations couples usually say "I love you," to each other), or should I just wait until she feels she is ready to say it? I'm not sure what to do guys.[/QUOTE]
Try to convince her to say it, don't push it or anything but joking around maybe when saying good bye. Otherwise she probably never will. A word doesn't change how you feel, it just expresses it better.
Back off if she tells you to but I've been through this, I didn't want to say the L word to my BF for a while but a little prodding and it got said. (actually we went bowling and betted that whoever lost had to say it first :P)
[QUOTE=Petrussen;36687468]Recently my feces has been of thin consistency. Any advice?[/QUOTE]
how long has it been this way
Admitted to my girlfriend that I smoked a bit when I was at a party. Boy was that a bad idea... shes pulled the disappointed card on me too.
If I lied to her and she found out, i'd be fucked. If I tell her up front, im still fucked. Women logic, theres no winning :c
Your girlfriend needs to chill
I occasionally smoke at parties for no particular reason
[QUOTE=Bread Dog;36695020]Admitted to my girlfriend that I smoked a bit when I was at a party. Boy was that a bad idea... shes pulled the disappointed card on me too.
If I lied to her and she found out, i'd be fucked. If I tell her up front, im still fucked. Women logic, theres no winning :c[/QUOTE]
You could have tried... you know... not smoking?
[QUOTE=A Noobcake;36695214]You could have tried... you know... not smoking?[/QUOTE]
Hard to resist after a few liters of cider. I did my best, and failed. Its the kind of thing which just happens after you're mortal drunk.
The point it, women are fucking confusing. I tried, I failed. I admitted it and it was worse to do that instead of lying. Theres no winning, how long do you think it'll take for the situation to cool down?
I wanted to tell my girlfriend I love her a few weeks ago but when I thougth about it I litteraly could hear Maverick saying in my head "Its not love, youre just infatuated"
Although I feel like not saying "I love you" keeps both of us on our toes and makes the relationship more fun.
[QUOTE=Bread Dog;36695252]Hard to resist after a few liters of cider. I did my best, and failed. Its the kind of thing which just happens after you're mortal drunk.
The point it, women are fucking confusing. I tried, I failed. I admitted it and it was worse to do that instead of lying. Theres no winning, how long do you think it'll take for the situation to cool down?[/QUOTE]
Kind of depends WHAT you smoked, really. Assuming it was just a cigarette it shouldn't take too long for her to forget about it as long as you're able to show her that you're not going to make it a habit.
But yes, women are confusing as fuck. Welcome to life.
[QUOTE=Lukeo;36695121]Your girlfriend needs to chill
I occasionally smoke at parties for no particular reason[/QUOTE]
My girlfriend is really good in this sense. As far as she's concerned, I can do all the stupid shit I want so long as I'm not hurting anybody, myself included.
Smoking at a party is pretty common and your girlfriend's a dick if she's getting all pissy for you doing it that [I]one[/I] time.
[QUOTE=A Noobcake;36695754]Kind of depends WHAT you smoked, really. Assuming it was just a cigarette it shouldn't take too long for her to forget about it as long as you're able to show her that you're not going to make it a habit.
But yes, women are confusing as fuck. Welcome to life.[/QUOTE]
If I was his girlfriend I'd prefer him to smoke weed than ciggarettes.
Unless we're talking crystal meth here.
[QUOTE=Lukeo;36695882]If I was his girlfriend I'd prefer him to smoke weed than ciggarettes.
Unless we're talking crystal meth here.[/QUOTE]
smoke meth hail satan
as somebody said before in this thread
Relationships, the best and worst pit I've ever jumped into
[editline]10th July 2012[/editline]
Mostly worst right now, like somebody threw a load of snakes into my pit
[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;36696669]as somebody said before in this thread
Relationships, the best and worst pit I've ever jumped into
[editline]10th July 2012[/editline]
Mostly worst right now, like somebody threw a load of snakes into my pit[/QUOTE]
Why? Sup bro?
[QUOTE=Bread Dog;36695020]Admitted to my girlfriend that I smoked a bit when I was at a party. Boy was that a bad idea... shes pulled the disappointed card on me too.
If I lied to her and she found out, i'd be fucked. If I tell her up front, im still fucked. Women logic, theres no winning :c[/QUOTE]
If you want to continue smoking, I advise you either get good at lying, or reasoning, or hiding. It might be best to hold this duality where at large parties you maintain that you don't smoke, but in smaller circles that you do and don't want it disclosed to anybody outside the circle. If your friends are trustworthy then there is nothing to worry about. When lying to her, don't mention your friends as a source of credibility, you want her to go to them for verification, as you pointing her to them is a bit too suspicious. Let your friends know that if she she asks, to say that he doesn't smoke because a new med your on gives you the spins pretty bad when you smoke, and then have them pretend to figure out that it was an excuse, and that you made it up because you didn't want others to know that you are whipped. If you do this, it would help to be a little reluctant if she suggest asking your friends. Initially this will seem like it is because you are afraid that you will be found out, but it will later become clear that it was more about her finding out that you don't want to come across as whipped to your friends.
Be sure that you turn any accusation into a value judgement. You want her to base whether you smoke or not based on action, but on a perception of how you are. For instance, if she thinks you are lying to her, don't make the conversation about proving that you aren't lying, instead focus on why she doesn't seem to find you trustworthy. Don't at all be confrontational with this, do it more like you are genuinely curious. Make it clear that it might be you fault for creating that perception, but that you aren't entirely sure that it is all you. Bring up the idea of projection and other psychological factors. Explain that you are only bringing up this possibility because you really are confused, and that you want to cover all bases to fix this issue. Discuss possible causes, and if she brings up something that she thinks she is doing that is a factor, be sure to discuss it like it is a possibility, but don't at all suggest that this is it. Make it clear that you just want to make sure it is an issue with you because if it isn't, then until that is found out that it isn't you, there is nothing that can be done to resolve the issue and a whole lot of stress will be caused. If she has a low self-esteem, she is likely to blame herself, and if this happens it is important to try to take the blame away from her and to put some of it on yourself. Ironically this will secure in her mind that she is the sole cause.
There are far many more approaches you could take, but this will work so long as you aren't afraid of lying and manipulating others. If you are going to go about a deceptive path, be sure to do it well. If you are reluctant to do it well, than there is likely a subconscious motivation to want to get caught, most likely because you despise your actions.
or...
you can just not smoke
[QUOTE=thisispain;36698843]or...
you can just not smoke[/QUOTE]
Right. I have to admit that I am a bit biased in my suggestion to continue smoking and lying as it was the decision I made in my last relationship. I really don't tend to lie in general, but this is something I had no problem in lying about, likely because I labeled her reasoning as irrational. I did tell the truth right out the first time she asked, and that was an annoying experience.
Oh wow, lying to someone you love/cared about, simply to keep smoking. That's just sad.
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