[QUOTE=Seith;34461643]You're probably right, it's you being nervous. Sometimes we just can't be too sure. Keep having fun, get to know her more, I'm sure you'll achieve climax soon enough.[/QUOTE]
Or do the pre blow job dick stretching I mentioned.
[QUOTE=Oxu365;34461076]I was thinking of taking her out to dinner on valentines day.
Nothing too expensive though, I'm a little short on cash right now.[/QUOTE]
Why does it nessecarily have to be dinner? Even a quick drive to the bitch would suffice. If people want to impress, they should do something remarkable (according to the dictionary )
Even though she's already your girlfriend, you could "impress" her without being too fancy. Think of something, I'm sure you can come up with something good.
A friend of mine took his date to a strip club, she had fun, and they both have had fun last night..
[editline]30th January 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=1chains1;34461692]Or do the pre blow job dick stretching I mentioned.[/QUOTE]
Elaborate please.
[QUOTE=Seith;34461727]Even a quick drive to the [B]bitch[/B] would suffice..[/QUOTE]
You sure are straight with your words...
[QUOTE=Oxu365;34461799]You sure are straight with your words...[/QUOTE]
Thats right prick bring the last page of arguments back up again.
ill start you sure are a cunt.
But yeah all jokes aside I love taking her to dinner and I think I'll do it.
It's something were used to doing and we both like it.
[editline]30th January 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Godline;34461821]Thats right prick bring the last page of arguments back up again.
ill start you sure are a cunt.[/QUOTE]
Umm dude I'm sure he meant to write beach, just fucking around cuz I thought it was funny
[QUOTE=Godline;34461140]Mc Donalds[/QUOTE]
Hey now, I know a couple who's first date was at one of those. Still dating too, 2 year anniversary passed like a week ago for em.
Youuuu fox.
[editline]30th January 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;34461855]Hey now, I know a couple who's first date was at one of those. Still dating too, 2 year anniversary passed like a week ago for em.[/QUOTE]
As if McDonalds or a fancy restaurant would make such a difference.
[QUOTE=Seith;34461727]Elaborate please.[/QUOTE]
Mmmmmmmmasturbation...?
fuck my automerge.
[QUOTE=Seith;34461859]
As if McDonalds or a fancy restaurant would make such a difference.[/QUOTE]
I was saying that in response to people saying it was cheap and therefore implying it was not a good idea.
My point still stands though, it doesn't make a difference.
Unfortunately I have no one to use it on yet, but I have a great idea for an awesome date.
I live like right next to a beach, and the idea would be to make a path through the sand outlined by glowsticks sticking out of the sand on either side. And then I would invite the girl over to my house and leave a message telling her to follow the glowsticks, which would lead into a cave that has even more glowsticks lying around on the floor and in this big pool of water. And we would basically just have a small fire going and some food and drinks with us, and spend the night down there just listening to the waves and watching the stars. Until the tide comes in.
[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;34462403']Unfortunately I have no one to use it on yet, but I have a great idea for an awesome date.
I live like right next to a beach, and the idea would be to make a path through the sand outlined by glowsticks sticking out of the sand on either side. And then I would invite the girl over to my house and leave a message telling her to follow the glowsticks, which would lead into a cave that has even more glowsticks lying around on the floor and in this big pool of water. And we would basically just have a small fire going and some food and drinks with us, and spend the night down there just listening to the waves and watching the stars. Until the tide comes in.[/QUOTE]
unless she's an environmentalist.
[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;34462403']Unfortunately I have no one to use it on yet, but I have a great idea for an awesome date.
I live like right next to a beach, and the idea would be to make a path through the sand outlined by glowsticks sticking out of the sand on either side. And then I would invite the girl over to my house and leave a message telling her to follow the glowsticks, which would lead into a cave that has even more glowsticks lying around on the floor and in this big pool of water. And we would basically just have a small fire going and some food and drinks with us, and spend the night down there just listening to the waves and watching the stars. Until the tide comes in.[/QUOTE]
sounds a bit rapey.
[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;34462403']Unfortunately I have no one to use it on yet, but I have a great idea for an awesome date.
I live like right next to a beach, and the idea would be to make a path through the sand outlined by glowsticks sticking out of the sand on either side. And then I would invite the girl over to my house and leave a message telling her to follow the glowsticks, which would lead into a cave that has even more glowsticks lying around on the floor and in this big pool of water. And we would basically just have a small fire going and some food and drinks with us, and spend the night down there just listening to the waves and watching the stars. Until the tide comes in.[/QUOTE]
It sounds cheesy imo.
[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;34462403']Unfortunately I have no one to use it on yet, but I have a great idea for an awesome date.
I live like right next to a beach, and the idea would be to make a path through the sand outlined by glowsticks sticking out of the sand on either side. And then I would invite the girl over to my house and leave a message telling her to follow the glowsticks, which would lead into a cave that has even more glowsticks lying around on the floor and in this big pool of water. And we would basically just have a small fire going and some food and drinks with us, and spend the night down there just listening to the waves and watching the stars. Until the tide comes in.[/QUOTE]
If you can pull this off properly then I must raise my hat to you.
Good luck with that.
[QUOTE=Spirit_Breaker;34464104]It sounds cheesy imo.[/QUOTE]
the entire idea smacks of you being a wasteful person and that doesn't fly well with some girls.
[QUOTE=Godline;34461593]I agree though I guess we could do one better with regards to "fast" food
Nando's[/QUOTE]
nando's is soooo 2011
[editline]30th January 2012[/editline]
for non-british people, nando's is basically KFC but you're pressured into eating with a knife and fork like a civilised human being
I was under the impression that masturbation before hand would make it harder for you to get off a second time for a bit.
[QUOTE=Godline;34461821]Thats right prick bring the last page of arguments back up again.
ill start you sure are a cunt.[/QUOTE]
hey arent you supposed to not post here
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;34468930]I was under the impression that masturbation before hand would make it harder for you to get off a second time for a bit.[/QUOTE]
I highly recommend you don't try and masturbate before having sex.
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;34468930]I was under the impression that masturbation before hand would make it harder for you to get off a second time for a bit.[/QUOTE]
yeah it's completely true actually haha
just do it a couple of hours before
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;34469105]hey arent you supposed to not post here[/QUOTE]
Hey arnt you meant to learn how to read at school. Ignorant fuck.
True true nandos was 2011. Although what else could replace a classy kiddy fiddling clown.
[QUOTE=Seith;34469505]I highly recommend you don't try and masturbate before having sex.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;34470073]yeah it's completely true actually haha
just do it a couple of hours before[/QUOTE]
So... What?
Not that I'm going to go instantly try out either suggestion, but these seem to contradict.
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;34471016]So... What?
Not that I'm going to go instantly try out either suggestion, but these seem to contradict.[/QUOTE]
it's a statistical thing, but personally I side with Seith on this one. you're the only one who can find out what works for you, so give both a try, it's not like the consequences will permanently fuck up anything
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;34471016]So... What?
Not that I'm going to go instantly try out either suggestion, but these seem to contradict.[/QUOTE]
Masturbating a while before will make it harder to climax again and it will be in less amount so theoretically you would last longer.
Not doing anything will result in more pleasure, less irritated skin but most likely will last much less.
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;34471016]So... What?
Not that I'm going to go instantly try out either suggestion, but these seem to contradict.[/QUOTE]
Choice #1: Don't masturbate, your dick will be harder when you fuck her, you'll release more, possibly feel more satisfied at the end, but you will have a shorter experience.
Choice #2: Masturbate, your dick won't be as hard, you'll release less, you possibly might feel less satisfied at the end, but your experience will be statistically significantly longer.
It's a matter of choice, but the first time generally sucks for everyone so I wouldn't masturbate the first time.
I feel odd blowjobs just make me laugh because it tickles
[QUOTE=Evilan;34471953]Choice #1: Don't masturbate, your dick will be harder when you fuck her, you'll release more, possibly feel more satisfied at the end, but you will have a shorter experience.
Choice #2: Masturbate, your dick won't be as hard, you'll release less, you possibly might feel less satisfied at the end, but your experience will be statistically significantly longer.
It's a matter of choice, but the first time generally sucks for everyone so I wouldn't masturbate the first time.[/QUOTE]
Talking about a blowjob here...
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;34472642]Talking about a blowjob here...[/QUOTE]
its a fucking blowjob
sit back and enjoy it, if your body enjoys it you'll cum, if you don't maybe the girl is terrible or maybe you might need to switch your thoughts on which gender to go for
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;34472726]its a fucking blowjob
sit back and enjoy it, if your body enjoys it you'll cum, if you don't maybe the girl is terrible or [B]maybe you might need to switch your thoughts on which gender to go fo[/B]r[/QUOTE]
Oh god that is a classic
Masturbating before sex can actually make the penis more sensitive and cause you to not last very long.
It's an unreliable method so you should just stick to doing things the normal way. If anything, worrying about it shows that you're nervous, and your nerves are going to decide how long you last more than your penis itself will. Just calm down and enjoy it, you'll last longer and it will be more enjoyable.
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