hookervomit returned, the female with one of the best asses ive seen in internet history. and im not just being nice either
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[QUOTE=HookerVomit;36802318]I denounce it.
[sp]even after eating out this girl I work with[/sp][/QUOTE]
can you please give me tips on eating pussy, ive heard that girls always do it best.
ugh
i really gotta make me a new account, everyone has this bias of me that im a egotistical fucking rude douchebag. When im everthing but that, i just struggle getting my points across in text, but hey whatever
i don't even know who you are, i just based my ugh on your post
sorry i can be a tool sometimes, my intentions are good ones i promise. although the tips on the oral still stand if your willing to share
[QUOTE=RopaDope;36804421]hookervomit returned, the female with one of the best asses ive seen in internet history. and im not just being nice either
[editline]16th July 2012[/editline]
can you please give me tips on eating pussy, ive heard that girls always do it best.[/QUOTE]
Make sure your lips are extremely chapped so that she feels every ridge of dead skin against her clit. Insert a jalapeno or hot sauce in her vagine to mazimize orgasm. Shove your fist in her puss and bite her uterine walls.
bite her uterine walls that's a good one i should remember that.
hookervomit serious question though, are you lashing out because your boyfriend is sexually boring?
[editline]16th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36804855]a blowjob after my girlfriend eats jalapenos sounds fucking amazing.[/QUOTE]
if you're into pain like that sure
No.. I'm not even 'lashing out'. I'm trying to ~be myself~ and be silly with you guys. But I guess I'm not a great conversationalist.
[editline]17th July 2012[/editline]
Honestly if you can't figure out how to eat pussy then I don't know what the fuck to tell you. It's not that far from sucking cock. Lick, suck and tease. In this case, you can put your fingers in there. Make sure she's relaxed, don't scratch her, make sure your fingers and nails are clean so you don't give her an infection. Index finger and middle, considering how tight she is, use a fast come hither motion, she should squirt all over your face.
The end
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;36805550]No.. I'm not even 'lashing out'. I'm trying to ~be myself~ and be silly with you guys. But I guess I'm not a great conversationalist.
[/QUOTE]
no that's not what i was talking about, i was talking about the whole "I really hope I'm not bisexual" thing.
it's not uncommon, and a lot of people are with a partner while suppressing their sexual needs.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;36805550]No.. I'm not even 'lashing out'. I'm trying to ~be myself~ and be silly with you guys. But I guess I'm not a great conversationalist.
[editline]17th July 2012[/editline]
Honestly if you can't figure out how to eat pussy then I don't know what the fuck to tell you. It's not that far from sucking cock. Lick, suck and tease. In this case, you can put your fingers in there. Make sure she's relaxed, don't scratch her, make sure your fingers and nails are clean so you don't give her an infection. Index finger and middle, considering how tight she is, use a fast come hither motion, she should squirt all over your face.
The end[/QUOTE]
thanks for the advice, i kinda assumed it was sarcasm and i laughed. although I recommend draino for anal lubricant.
[editline]17th July 2012[/editline]
also strawberries+my alphabet technique+the 2 finger vacuum= me needing new sheets thanks.
[QUOTE=RopaDope;36805671]thanks for the advice, i kinda assumed it was sarcasm and i laughed. although I recommend draino for anal lubricant.
[editline]17th July 2012[/editline]
also strawberries+my alphabet technique+the 2 finger vacuum= me needing new sheets thanks.[/QUOTE]
Stop.
[editline]17th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=thisispain;36805630]no that's not what i was talking about, i was talking about the whole "I really hope I'm not bisexual" thing.
it's not uncommon, and a lot of people are with a partner while suppressing their sexual needs.[/QUOTE]
I was just kidding. Mostly.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;36806445]
I was just kidding. Mostly.[/QUOTE]
i don't know dude it's happened before with someone i knew.
i have this very close friend, i think i've mentioned her on this forum once or twice, and basically she's very much into bondage and leather.
but she also got into a stable relationship with this one guy who hated that stuff and didn't even bother doing anything except the absolute minimal.
it was absolute hell for her.
hookervomit strikes me as a complete scatterbrain with some kind of severe personality disorder
no offence but like
seriously
meh, we've had worse on the forum.
there was that one guy who was basically a sociopath
seith??? maverick???
no i thought we'd established those.
seith doesn't speak or understand english well
maverick was overcompensating for his flaws and dished out advice based on his experience of unrequited love with this one girl he kept posting about
the sociopath was that guy who kept treating women like shit
j paul? yall are just bitches for thinkin hes a sociopath
J Paul is scum, I can relinquish on such pricks.
no no not j paul this one was british i think
You rang?
On a side note, I like HookerVomit.
Oh which hence has yee followed upon thus conclusion?
You mentioned my name. That's what you usually do when you want someone's attention right?
uh no when you mention someone in a passing discussion it doesn't necessarily mean 'hey seith cmere we gotta talk!'
though this explains your strange understanding of social interactions
Cannot compute. Bee bo bee.... System failure.
bee bo bee?
it's bleep bloop
What do you know? I'm the robotman here
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