wow please stop posting. it's like reading fifty shades of grey
[editline]20th July 2012[/editline]
only even worse
hehe my willy is hard.. better let everyone know..
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;36848210]wow please stop posting. it's like reading fifty shades of grey
[editline]20th July 2012[/editline]
only even worse[/QUOTE]
Reading an erotic book like that with one's girlfriend is funny. Then you realize that it requires some effort to read a full book as a joke... I grabbed a copy of "Nasty" in the African American Fiction section of our bookstore. It's by Dr.Xyz. It's horrendously written. Everyone in it has a foot long penis, which he specifically mentions, with the exception of the dwarf foursome sex scene. The main dwarf [i]only[/i] has a nine inch penis. To add to it, he literally uses 'literally' incorrectly every single time I have read it in the book.
I've gotten some laughs from it.
[QUOTE=Kopimi;36848232]hehe my willy is hard.. better let everyone know..[/QUOTE]
Wasnt my posts doing was it? If it was I'm truly sorry I hope you weren't operating heavy machinery when it happened haha
Sometimes when I wake up in the morning and find my boyfriends cock bulging through his thin boxers, I like to sit on his face and watch his dick bounce as he is suffocating for air.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;36848636]Sometimes when I wake up in the morning and find my boyfriends cock bulging through his thin boxers, I like to sit on his face and watch his dick bounce as he is suffocating for air.[/QUOTE]
So you are bi and a sadist..informative. :eng101:
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;36848636]Sometimes when I wake up in the morning and find my boyfriends cock bulging through his thin boxers, I like to sit on his face and watch his dick bounce as he is suffocating for air.[/QUOTE]
Mary mother of god... Now that's a wake up call, I could live with
[editline]19th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=ShadowWolf85;36848846]Mary mother of god... Now that's a wake up call, I could live with, I shoot I'd almost pay to watch you do that to my girlfriend while she was napping, fuck me! That's hot[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=HookerVomit;36849054]...[/QUOTE]
You knew you were you we're throwing meat to the dogs when you posted that one hun, sorry
[QUOTE=G3rman;36848836]So you are bi and a sadist..informative. :eng101:[/QUOTE]
and starving for attention.
have to wake up a bit early to bang out this chick before work
life sucks
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;36848636]Sometimes when I wake up in the morning and find my boyfriends cock bulging through his thin boxers, I like to sit on his face and watch his dick bounce as he is suffocating for air.[/QUOTE]
i would freak the fuck out if [I]anyone[/I] did that to me.
imagine waking up because you're suffocating. that must really scare the shit out of him.
Again. A joke. Also fuck you goblin. Everytime I post it must be for attention. Jesus Christ.
I like your humor.
when you post like that yeah its for attention
how about you try posting like a normal person and then maybe people wont call you out on it!
Fun fact, my gf got it into this whole pole dancing class, picked it up in new orleans at a bachorelette party, and then found a gym locally she goes too, turns out its a great way to stay fit and tone up, cause your exercising all these muscles in your body, but for me it's just so hot to watch! She
Got fucking good.. Jesus I so want to outfit one for the bedroom
lol the only woman in this thread posts something sexual and everyone thinks its because she needs attention and that she shouldnt post like that, yet when shadow wolf 85, a 27 y.o male, posts about how he wants to have sex with his gf in her sleep you guys are fine with it.
facepunch
then do it, I would
[QUOTE=gra;36850131]lol the only woman in this thread posts something sexual and everyone thinks its because she needs attention and that she shouldnt post like that, yet when shadow wolf 85, a 27 y.o male, posts about how he wants to have sex with his gf in her sleep you guys are fine with it.
What can I say.. I have no shame and proud fuck it
facepunch[/QUOTE]
[editline]20th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Seith;36850149]then do it, I would[/QUOTE]
The quality ones are like 800+ but I'm learning how to make one from relatively cheap items all can bought at home depot
[QUOTE=gra;36850131]lol the only woman in this thread posts something sexual and everyone thinks its because she needs attention and that she shouldnt post like that, yet when shadow wolf 85, a 27 y.o male, posts about how he wants to have sex with his gf in her sleep you guys are fine with it.
facepunch[/QUOTE]
lol, assuming 'everyone' on facepunch has a preexisting idea about someone when only one or two comments were made about it, then drawing more oil to the fire by posting about it again.
facepunch
[QUOTE=G3rman;36850191]lol, assuming 'everyone' on facepunch has a preexisting idea about someone when only one or two comments were made about it, then drawing more oil to the fire by posting about it again.
facepunch[/QUOTE]
i wasnt talking about peoples opinions of hookervomit, i was talking about their opinions of women in general. it's very evident that a lot of fpers objectify women and make them into purely sexual objects. just read some of the advice you all give to people in this thread
[QUOTE=ShadowWolf85;36850155][editline]20th July 2012[/editline]
The quality ones are like 800+ but I'm learning how to make one from relatively cheap items all can bought at home depot[/QUOTE]
Bullshit. Go to your local scrap yard, buy some metal, go to a welder and you can do it at about a 100$ ~ give or take
[editline]20th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=gra;36850233]i wasnt talking about peoples opinions of hookervomit, i was talking about their opinions of women in general. it's very evident that a lot of fpers objectify women and make them into purely sexual objects. just read some of the advice you all give to people in this thread[/QUOTE]
You're such a whiteknight.
[QUOTE=Seith;36850247]Bullshit. Go to your local scrap yard, buy some metal, go to a welder and you can do it at about a 100$ ~ give or take
That's what I mean I found a guide to buy all the raw supplies for about that price and how to build it! I'm
about to start working on it this month, I can't fucking wait
[editline]20th July 2012[/editline]
You're such a whiteknight.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=gra;36850233]i wasnt talking about peoples opinions of hookervomit, i was talking about their opinions of women in general. it's very evident that a lot of fpers objectify women and make them into purely sexual objects. just read some of the advice you all give to people in this thread[/QUOTE]
that's bullshit. if anything, this is one of the least sexist online communities i've been a part of and the only in which i felt comfortable disclosing my sex without fear of being treated differently for it.
this thread isn't a hivemind, one person's generalizations shouldn't represent the entire forum.
[QUOTE=ShadowWolf85;36850335][/QUOTE]
Post pictures of the process, I really like those :)
[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;36850365]that's bullshit. if anything, this is one of the least sexist online communities i've been a part of and the only in which i felt comfortable disclosing my sex without fear of being treated differently for it.
this thread isn't a hivemind, one person's generalizations shouldn't represent the entire forum.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1196731[/url]
[QUOTE=gra;36850541][url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1196731[/url][/QUOTE]
looking through these comments i haven't seen anything that stands out to me as offensive. as far as i can tell you're offended by women actually being treated EQUALLY to men and being subjected to the same criticisms instead of being put on some fucking pedestal and forgiven for anything stupid they might do.
and in the event i missed anything,
[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;36850365]one person's generalizations shouldn't represent the entire forum.[/QUOTE]
That's a pretty shit example of a "sexist" thread.
I think this and the other advice thread are very open for females, I've taken advice from both people like SaWaH, and whenever those girls had problems, people gave them advice and supported them the same as everyone else, like SaWaH's pregnancy.
well i know i personally hate women and wish only the worst on them
Lost my girlfriend over a week ago, but I'm doing pretty fucking swell so far. I'm surprised.
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