[QUOTE=gra;36850233]i wasnt talking about peoples opinions of hookervomit, i was talking about their opinions of women in general. it's very evident that a lot of fpers objectify women and make them into purely sexual objects. just read some of the advice you all give to people in this thread[/QUOTE]
clearly we hate women thats why we shooed j paul out and constantly accuse people of being misogynistic
hookervomit gets called out because she posts over the top, detailed shit for shock value and attention that nobody wants to hear, and when other people (of the male variety) do it they get called out too (see shian, ropadope i think too, etc)
[QUOTE=G3rman;36850191]lol, assuming 'everyone' on facepunch has a preexisting idea about someone when only one or two comments were made about it, then drawing more oil to the fire by posting about it again.
facepunch[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ElGrego;36850785]Lost my girlfriend over a week ago, but I'm doing pretty fucking swell so far. I'm surprised.[/QUOTE]
You make it sound like she died?
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get out
[editline]20th July 2012[/editline]
how does your response even have anything to do with what we're discussing? take your hand off your dick before you post
[QUOTE=ShadowWolf85;36850959] Unless your some dick loving fag?[/QUOTE]
yeaH!
dick loving fag
[QUOTE=/B/rother;36849771]i would freak the fuck out if [I]anyone[/I] did that to me.
imagine waking up because you're suffocating. that must really scare the shit out of him.[/QUOTE]
Really?? Dude when I was 18 living London, hooked up with 16yo chick that i met through some friends (donr judge, the UK its totally legal and socially accepted) but nobody told me she was some pyscho bitch! First time I went down on her, started slowing down fast too drunk and stoned, had no idea she had some strong ass ballet thighs from when she was young, she fucking squeezed her thighs so tight around my neck I felt like my neck, my head felt like a wine cork ready to pop.. and told me to "keep eating" choking me if i r even seemed like I was gonna stop... I won't lie it was awsome, but that fucking hurt, and I thought she might accidentally kill me, you think you'd be scared? I think I'd much rather the whole ass on my face thing/..
i'd be mortified if anyone i was involved with was half as talkative as you about personal affairs.
what are you some kind of fag guy mannly?
[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;36850992]get out
[editline]20th July 2012[/editline]
how does your response even have anything to do with what we're discussing? take your hand off your dick before you post[/QUOTE]
Not sure If your talking to me? But if so, You might wanna scroll back a bit an reread some shit responding to what somebody else said, the post went from girlfriends to loving women? In a thread titled with girlfriends, sex, even with several shots of vodka I reread it my post was pretty evident and clear, so if you cant figure it out, your on your own buddy.. It your weren't talking to me, then nevemind no harm done, if your ARE the one telling ME to take my hand off my dick before I post and think I would actually be able to write all this using my phone?? if that was the case? Then I say why don't you grow a dick? An reread the fucking title of the thread before u start mouthing off like your Dr fucking Phil...
Love
- J
[editline]20th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;36851182]i'd be mortified if anyone i was involved with was half as talkative as you about personal affairs.[/QUOTE]
Well screw it, it was almost 10 years ago and this the Internet, it may be personal shit, at the end of the day.. Has no effect on my personal life, dont care, your either interested or srolll to next post... Their are freaks out their that molest little kids, rape and murder chicks, I share a few crazy sex stories thats in a thread deemed welcome? Sorry bro, nobodies forcing you to read it. And if your mortified by somebody who isnt afraid to speak out anonymously over an internet?? Wow dude calm down...
[editline]20th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Seith;36850527]Post pictures of the process, I really like those :)[/QUOTE]
I didn't catch this, you referrint to that pic i posted?
nice, you edited out the erotic novel you wrote in response to gra's comment about misogyny.
there are plenty of nsfw subreddits that would be happy to hear your sex stories. this is not one of them.
[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;36851366]nice, you edited out the erotic novel you wrote in response to gra's comment about misogyny.
there are plenty of nsfw subreddits that would be happy to hear your sex stories. this is not one of them.[/QUOTE]
Well thats great to know... Nobody forced you to read it, scroll down, move on with your life dude; good I've read far worse things on FB, this thread is titled with words "sex" "girlfriends" and "shit" so wtf are you here? Just saying
[QUOTE=ShadowWolf85;36851458]Well thats great to know... Nobody forced you to read it, scroll down, move on with your life dude; good I've read far worse things on FB, this thread is titled with words "sex" "girlfriends" and "shit" so wtf are you here? Just saying[/QUOTE]
I like your stories, keep 'em coming.
And, I was referring to the pole.
[QUOTE=gra;36850131]lol the only woman in this thread posts something sexual and everyone thinks its because she needs attention and that she shouldnt post like that, yet when shadow wolf 85, a 27 y.o male, posts about how he wants to have sex with his gf in her sleep you guys are fine with it.
facepunch[/QUOTE]
no i just told him to stop posting. right there. before your post. his crave for attention is far worse than hookervomit's. at least hookervomit's post was semi-funny
[QUOTE=ShadowWolf85;36851218]Then I say why don't you grow a dick?[/quote]
i'm fine with not having a y chromosome, thanks.
[QUOTE=ShadowWolf85;36851218]And if your mortified by somebody who isnt afraid to speak out anonymously over an internet?? Wow dude calm down...[/QUOTE]
you posted a photo of her. that's hardly anonymous.
[QUOTE=ShadowWolf85;36851218]even with several shots of vodka[/QUOTE]
okay so he was drunk.
i was thinking he was either high, or drunk.
mystery solved
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;36852059]no i just told him to stop posting. right there. before your post. his crave for attention is far worse than hookervomit's. at least hookervomit's post was semi-funny[/QUOTE]
... that IS her post? why are you replying to me as if i posted that?? and honestly never was i trying to be funny,
[QUOTE=Yahnich;36853082]shadow, i honestly think it's better if you retreat out of this battle with your dignity
come back another day because today is just not yours[/QUOTE]
I wouldnt say that, but already left it alone, only up until the last few hours a little handful of trolls, wanna talk to shit but it just makes me laugh, sorry.. i try
I imagine this thread as a man who developed with estrogen and testosterone and has a naturally occurring period.
i'm actually enjoying shadows posts.
[QUOTE=ShadowWolf85;36853064]and honestly never was i trying to be funny,[/QUOTE]
that's what i find truly frightening
I haven't visited this thread in ages, but I could do with a hand guys...
Me and a girl got close during this camping trip we both went on and it is pretty evident that we are both attracted to eahc other. However, I didn't get her number during the trip. How do I go about getting it on FB (only way of talking to her over summer now) and when should I get it (going on a 2 week lads holiday sunday)?
Thanks for any and all help guys.
[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;36862025]I haven't visited this thread in ages, but I could do with a hand guys...
Me and a girl got close during this camping trip we both went on and it is pretty evident that we are both attracted to eahc other. However, I didn't get her number during the trip. How do I go about getting it on FB (only way of talking to her over summer now) and when should I get it (going on a 2 week lads holiday sunday)?
Thanks for any and all help guys.[/QUOTE]
"Hey I didn't get the chance to ask during the trip... (intentions here)"?
[QUOTE=Him1411;36839332]Guys, my lovely girlfriend has gone away for a month.. hold me.[/QUOTE]
I know that feel bro, except 6 days less
Welp, my ex is threatening suicide. I have no idea why, but I saw a bunch of posts on FB that were kind of dark themed and saying goodbye. She didn't explain why she came to that conclusion, but knowing her, she is doubting herself/had a bad breakup/failed at some minuscule thing and thinking herself worthless.
She lives in the Colorado town that had the shooting and she thinks she should have died there.
Geez..she has been the only girl I really fell in love and she can be really great, but she talks about stuff like this way too much. I tried to help but she just pushed me away and thought she could find someone better. Then we made up and I thought she was happy from what her FB posts were earlier, guess not though.
Its probably just attention seeking, but I still feel bad for her. I would try to comfort her more than the message I sent her, but I don't want to devote myself again because I am still trying to lose my feelings for her. Hopefully things turn out well and she makes some post tomorrow or responds to me.
If you don't think it's that bad, ignore her. Because if it's not that bad, she's just putting up esoteric statuses to garner attention.
But, since she lives in Aurora, if you think it's that much of a risk [B]put her on Suicide Watch.[/B] Seriously.
she just sounds like a childish dumb chick wanting attention.
Anyone who threatens suicide just for attention is pretty stupid, especially seeing as there are people who are likely to do it being overlooked as a result.
[QUOTE=E1025;36871364]Anyone who threatens suicide just for attention is pretty stupid, especially seeing as there are people who are likely to do it being overlooked as a result.[/QUOTE]
Its completely illogical also, unless they think they will be able to watch their loved ones mourning from heaven and feel satisfied about it?
[QUOTE=Yahnich;36867207]first of all why didn't you get her number? Simply a lack of time or a lack of balls, because the lack of balls might be an issue for step 2 3 4 and so on[/QUOTE]
A mixture of a lack of balls and time. I was planning on getting it before we left, but there were a feck load of my mates and hers around at the time so it didn't seem the best moment...
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