• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III
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[QUOTE=MightyMax;36962754]some girls like it, and some girls like having cum on their face. I happen to have an absurdly horny girl friend who likes both :v: Btw, surgery is all good, she's doing fine, she'll be home later tonight but confined to the bed until her stitches dissolve on where the fuck a spleen used to be.[/QUOTE] Fuck yea!
[QUOTE=PistolKid;36962209]Sooo, there's this girl. Obviously. I asked her out back in March, was declined, shit sucks. Anyways, she started talking to me again in late may, and we've basically texted/talked everyday since around the first week of June. I had planned to do it again earlier this month, but decided to hold it off since I didn't feel confident about it. Me: "Hey, you can come to the fire at my house on Saturday, and you can bring someone if you want!" Her: "Yeah, okay, I might bring Seth." Me: "Alright, cool, I haven't seen him in a while." Her: "Yeah, we started dating a few days ago..." god fucking damnit. Think I've officially been friendzoned or what?[/QUOTE] turn gay [editline]28th July 2012[/editline] thats what i did and now i have girls left and right so im turning straight again next week OWNZONE
The girl who stopped talking to me is moving back to Spain. I'm really hung up over it and I don't know why. She's hasn't really been a good friend to me and treated me like shit sometimes, but I'm really going to miss her.
[QUOTE=King Oify;36967161]turn gay [editline]28th July 2012[/editline] thats what i did and now i have girls left and right so im turning straight again next week OWNZONE[/QUOTE] I've considered it since this is the third time in a row I've failed so far. I have a lot of guy friends, so maybe I'll just do your plan in reverse?
[QUOTE=King Oify;36967161]turn gay [editline]28th July 2012[/editline] thats what i did and now i have girls left and right so im turning straight again next week OWNZONE[/QUOTE] [B][I]FUCKING GENIUS[/I][/B]
So, few weeks ago, my girlfriend and I were discussing past SOs, sexual partners, etc etc. Eventually, after much persuading from me, because I thought I could handle whatever she could throw at me, it came out that she's had a threesome before, twice, actually, same two dudes. I don't think they were particularly drunk, she was dating-ish one of the guys (but she really hates him now and regrets ever dating him because he was a huge asshole), and I'm not sure she feels any regret about it. Pretty sure I'm fine with it, like, what happened back then is her business, but every now and then over the last day or so, it'll pop into my mind and I'll be... not disgusted, but kinda "errrrrrrrgh." So, like, is this a normal reaction to hearing something like this? Or am I just a huge prude? (Which I'm pretty sure is true, btw)
[QUOTE=Amerigo;36969812]So, few weeks ago, my girlfriend and I were discussing past SOs, sexual partners, etc etc. Eventually, after much persuading from me, because I thought I could handle whatever she could throw at me, it came out that she's had a threesome before, twice, actually, same two dudes. I don't think they were particularly drunk, she was dating-ish one of the guys (but she really hates him now and regrets ever dating him because he was a huge asshole), and I'm not sure she feels any regret about it. Pretty sure I'm fine with it, like, what happened back then is her business, but every now and then over the last day or so, it'll pop into my mind and I'll be... not disgusted, but kinda "errrrrrrrgh." So, like, is this a normal reaction to hearing something like this? Or am I just a huge prude? (Which I'm pretty sure is true, btw)[/QUOTE] Jealousy is motherfucker. [editline]28th July 2012[/editline] I mean it, Jealous is like a bastard monster always bugging you around if you let your mind wander and it's gonna poke you constantly if you don't get yourself busy with something.
[QUOTE=Amerigo;36969812]So, few weeks ago, my girlfriend and I were discussing past SOs, sexual partners, etc etc. Eventually, after much persuading from me, because I thought I could handle whatever she could throw at me, it came out that she's had a threesome before, twice, actually, same two dudes. I don't think they were particularly drunk, she was dating-ish one of the guys (but she really hates him now and regrets ever dating him because he was a huge asshole), and I'm not sure she feels any regret about it. Pretty sure I'm fine with it, like, what happened back then is her business, but every now and then over the last day or so, it'll pop into my mind and I'll be... not disgusted, but kinda "errrrrrrrgh." So, like, is this a normal reaction to hearing something like this? Or am I just a huge prude? (Which I'm pretty sure is true, btw)[/QUOTE] IMO whatever is in the past is in the past. As long as she takes your feelings seriously right now it will be ok. Its better to focus on the present, makes life more livable.
[QUOTE=Amerigo;36969812]So, few weeks ago, my girlfriend and I were discussing past SOs, sexual partners, etc etc. Eventually, after much persuading from me, because I thought I could handle whatever she could throw at me, it came out that she's had a threesome before, twice, actually, same two dudes. I don't think they were particularly drunk, she was dating-ish one of the guys (but she really hates him now and regrets ever dating him because he was a huge asshole), and I'm not sure she feels any regret about it. Pretty sure I'm fine with it, like, what happened back then is her business, but every now and then over the last day or so, it'll pop into my mind and I'll be... not disgusted, but kinda "errrrrrrrgh." So, like, is this a normal reaction to hearing something like this? Or am I just a huge prude? (Which I'm pretty sure is true, btw)[/QUOTE] I know how you feel, shit like that doesn't go away easily.
I just saw a girl I love with another guy, that shit fucking sucks. Girl said that she doesn't want relationships but likes to be with more guys, and I said same thing. But, handling shit like that sucks (Jealousy). I think I should really get the fuck out of her life because I said to her many times that I like her, she said no-no, but I stayed just because of how awesome she is.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;36970328]why would she regret it? she experimented, it's in her past; let it rest.[/QUOTE]if she doesn't regret it, she's prone to doing it again. And i don't know about you guys but i don't even want another mother fucker to even look at my girl, much less be inside her.
[QUOTE=MightyMax;36972257]if she doesn't regret it, she's prone to doing it again. And i don't know about you guys but i don't even want another mother fucker to even look at my girl, much less be inside her.[/QUOTE] this is horribly objectifying and selfish just because she found two willing guys to have a threesome with in the past does not mean she's likely to cheat on you to have another threesome now. there was no breach of trust with anyone in the past, it was simply a mutual choice since youre not interested, its not going to happen now theres also the problem with the fact that you think nobody else should even look at her. thats pretty messed up
it's upsetting that you guys are so distrustful of your girlfriends that you expect just because they have past sexual experience with other guys, they would cheat on you.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;36972292]this is horribly objectifying and selfish just because she found two willing guys to have a threesome with in the past does not mean she's likely to cheat on you to have another threesome now. there was no breach of trust with anyone in the past, it was simply a mutual choice since youre not interested, its not going to happen now theres also the problem with the fact that you think nobody else should even look at her. thats pretty messed up[/QUOTE] It's impossible to make sure that no one ''looks at her''. Also, people will always look at people they find attractive, it's hard to prevent sine we really can't help it.
[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;36972328]it's upsetting that you guys are so distrustful of your girlfriends that you expect just because they have past sexual experience with other guys, they would cheat on you.[/QUOTE] i mean when you start getting in your 20's you really won't have the time to go through the whole sex song-and-dance, so the fact that they've had plenty of previous sexual experience is very comforting because you know you'll get quality service by day 1.
[QUOTE=thisispain;36972401]i mean when you start getting in your 20's you really won't have the time to go through the whole sex song-and-dance, so the fact that they've had plenty of previous sexual experience is very comforting because you know you'll get quality service by day 1.[/QUOTE] definitely this. i'd honestly prefer being with someone who had been sexually active before because i know they've had some experience. i've probably said it here before but i don't think i could even stand being someone's first.
I mean guys, i'm a jealous fucker. She is too, she feels exactly the same. I can't actually stop people looking at her, that is weird (and selfish).
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36972489]I enjoyed the fact me and my girlfriend were each others firsts. Anything I did wrong, she didn't know about. I know i'm living in some teenaged fantasy we'll be together forever world, but it just makes me happy. A lot of times when we're getting busy, we'll leave the TV on and hear the most awkward shit and we'll just laugh :v: [editline]28th July 2012[/editline] I used to be like that, but that's something I got used to. It makes her happy and makes her feel pretty, so as long as it makes her happy I'm fine. Oh but if they even try to hit on her I flip my shit.[/QUOTE] Oh yes, if some douche can nut up enough to say something flirty with her or try to get contactive with her when i'm around, he's gonna be feeling those nuts in his throat.
[QUOTE=Mort and Charon;36850916]You make it sound like she died?[/QUOTE] It wasn't a natural death *stab stab
So get this fellas, this bitch, who was with one of my best friends for 3 years, just dumped him for some dude she's been seeing behind his back for the past 3 months. Just, 3 years gone, like that. So I left her a nice post on her facebook wall: [quote] Fuck you, how can you throw away 3 years of a relationship for some fuck hole who'll just throw you away. How can you date a ~20 year old, being only 17 yourself? What the fuck is wrong with you. I just don't understand it. You and trevor were perfect. You remember that day all of us went out to eat? You two were kissing and being all happy. And trevor tells me you've been seeing this piece of shit for months now. How can you do this behind his back? How can you be happy with one, and turn around and fuck around with another guy? Fuck you, just FUCK. YOU.[/quote] [editline]28th July 2012[/editline] I fucking hate cheating bitches. Goddammit and she has no remorse with it too, not a single tear shed from her.
uh why are you getting involved with that all types of terrible dude
[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;36972435]definitely this. i'd honestly prefer being with someone who had been sexually active before because i know they've had some experience. i've probably said it here before but i don't think i could even stand being someone's first.[/QUOTE] I was my boyfriends first and he always tells me ow glad he is for that. He is happy that he saved his first time for ''someone he truly loves''. I'm glad I was his first as well, because i get to show him everything and guide him a bit. And honestly, he has been the best guy I've been with.
[QUOTE=MightyMax;36972553] I just don't understand it. You and trevor were perfect. You remember that day all of us went out to eat? You two were kissing and being all happy.[/QUOTE] i really hate when people say things like this "why did you break up you guys were so cute and perfect together!!!" if they were "perfect together" and she was content, she would have been loyal to him. while i disapprove of cheating it's not really your place to tell her to stay in a relationship she's not happy in
[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;36972611]i really hate when people say things like this "why did you break up you guys were so cute and perfect together!!!" if they were "perfect together" and she was content, she would have been loyal to him. while i disapprove of cheating it's not really your place to tell her to stay in a relationship she's not happy in[/QUOTE] I suppose. I'm just pissed, trying to make her feel bad.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36972588]So do any of you guys get weird feelings about people your partner talks to? For example, when my girlfriend got a new job, me and her went to eat at where she worked and she introduced me to some people. The "Omg so nice!" manager gave me a bad bad feeling, and I told her that. So did the 25 year old who acted like a kid and was married. Guess what? The 25 year old tried smacking her ass (She slapped him if I recall, he didn't do it again after that) and the nice nice manager got prison time for sexual conduct on an underaged girl! (It wasn't my girlfriend, thank the heavens, but I'm sure there was a reason he was being nice.) So do guys have some sort of spidey sense about potential threats to their girlfriend or something? Or am I just over protective and happen to get lucky on these things. I mean I can recall about 5 different people I get "the feeling" about, and it always turns out they try to do something sleezy. [editline]28th July 2012[/editline] cheating bitches, man, plus Trevor was his best friend so it's understandable he's getting somewhat emotional.[/QUOTE] Yes, it happens. I had quite the bad feeling about one of my boyfriends close friends. He was just very shady.. And like a month after I got introduced to him he did everything to make me and my boyfriend break up. He made up lies, spread false rumors etc etc. Fun guy.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36972588]So do any of you guys get weird feelings about people your partner talks to?[/QUOTE] when my boyfriend started his new job, literally every girl he worked with was hitting on him and a few of them asked him out and were constantly pestering him. i thought the whole thing was pretty funny.. he's a really charismatic guy so girls are constantly after him. i've never felt the slightest hint of jealousy. [editline]28th July 2012[/editline] I'M NOT A GUY STOP RATING ME GAYBOWS
[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;36972649] I'M NOT A GUY STOP RATING ME GAYBOWS[/QUOTE] I can only suggest changing avatar to a female character and hope that the good old avatar awareness sets in.
[QUOTE=gufu;36972682]I can only suggest changing avatar to a female character and hope that the good old avatar awareness sets in.[/QUOTE] usually i don't care, i just thought everyone in sex/love advice knew by now ):
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36972588] So do guys have some sort of spidey sense about potential threats to their girlfriend or something? Or am I just over protective and happen to get lucky on these things. I mean I can recall about 5 different people I get "the feeling" about, and it always turns out they try to do something sleezy. [/QUOTE] it depends, were you feeling weird before or after you knew about these guys' uh, transgressions. if it was before then yeah you're being over-zealous and you need to trust your partner to have a bit more self-control.
but it's utterly possible for that to just be your own justification for your behavior. if she cheats on you it's her fault, not yours.
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