[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36979376]My girlfriend said if were still together when she has a baby she wants me to drink her breast milk, is that weird?[/QUOTE]
Well its weird that she is thinking of having a baby with you.
But if you already had a baby and she asked you to do that, it could be because its painful and she wants you to relieve some of it by drinking the milk.
Since that's not the case, its weird.
that's so hot
[QUOTE=G3rman;36979471]Well its weird that she is thinking of having a baby with you.
But if you already had a baby and she asked you to do that, it could be because its painful and she wants you to relieve some of it by drinking the milk.
Since that's not the case, its weird.[/QUOTE]
there are much more convenient ways to relieve breasts of milk
[QUOTE=G3rman;36979471]Well its weird that she is thinking of having a baby with you.
But if you already had a baby and she asked you to do that, it could be because its painful and she wants you to relieve some of it by drinking the milk.
Since that's not the case, its weird.[/QUOTE]
Breat milk is not tasting any good, not like regular milk. Have fun though :v:
[QUOTE=MightyMax;36972553]So get this fellas, this bitch, who was with one of my best friends for 3 years, just dumped him for some dude she's been seeing behind his back for the past 3 months. Just, 3 years gone, like that. So I left her a nice post on her facebook wall:
[editline]28th July 2012[/editline]
I fucking hate cheating bitches. Goddammit and she has no remorse with it too, not a single tear shed from her.[/QUOTE]
are you in middle school
i feel bad for p much everyone that associates with you that's beyond pathetic
I go back to University this September, only seen my gf once through the summer because of distance. :(
That weekend was good though, went to a rave on some private land.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;36979522]there are much more convenient ways to relieve breasts of milk[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but are they as kinky as that? That's the only reason some people do it.
[QUOTE=loopoo;36972966]I used to call my ex Stinky.[/QUOTE]
[b]YOU STINKY HORRIBLE SHIT YOU CALL THAT PERFUME?!![/b]
is my most commonly used pick up line.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36979376]My girlfriend said if were still together when she has a baby she wants me to drink her breast milk, is that weird?[/QUOTE]
That's darn kinky. I like her. Tell her to talk dirty to you.
OK so it's my girlfriends birthday in about a week (well she gets back from holiday then) and I don't really know what to get her, she really wanted this harry potter map thing, but it seemed a bit of a weird thing to get (I dunno more of a family/friend gift I guess), maybe thinking of getting some nice flowers and chocolate, maybe cook a meal? seems more personal?
[QUOTE=lemongrapes;36981151]OK so it's my girlfriends birthday in about a week (well she gets back from holiday then) and I don't really know what to get her, she really wanted this harry potter map thing, but it seemed a bit of a weird thing to get (I dunno more of a family/friend gift I guess), maybe thinking of getting some nice flowers and chocolate, maybe cook a meal? seems more personal?[/QUOTE]
seems less personal imo. flowers and chocolates are completely standard "i don't know what you like" gifts that people give to any girl.
[QUOTE=lemongrapes;36981151]OK so it's my girlfriends birthday in about a week (well she gets back from holiday then) and I don't really know what to get her, she really wanted this harry potter map thing, but it seemed a bit of a weird thing to get (I dunno more of a family/friend gift I guess), maybe thinking of getting some nice flowers and chocolate, maybe cook a meal? seems more personal?[/QUOTE]
Buy her the map, and cook her her favourite meal?
Do what I did: save up all your birthday money for her birthday, then go to a really top-notch spa and pay about 190 Euro for her to get a full body massage, facial, pedicure and french manicure. The look that all the other girls gave me when they eventually found out what her birthday gift was (because the only public aspect of her party was me organizing a little get together in the school cafe, brought her out a cake with candles and gave her a birthday card). They all figured I hadn't bought her a gift. When our best friend found out (mine and my SO's best friend, a girl) she was like "Oh wow, that is actually amazing. I was mad at you because I thought you didn't get her a gift!" (she found out my gift when she sneaked a peek inside the gift bag I bought my SO and saw the spa voucher (price tag was removed obviously!).
I also got her a ticket to go to this little fish foot bath thing that she was always so interested about, a ticket for her and for her sister. I was really looking forward to seeing how amazing her hands would look after the manicure, and I really wanted to see how happy and relaxed she was after the spa treatment. Sadly, she put it off for a good few months (because she claimed she didn't have a couple of hours to just go and do it all) and then broke up with me this summer :)
I'd like to make a small gesture towards my new ladyfriend, but without it seeming overboard. We've only just started dating, after all! She's coming over tonight for a late dinner, and I know she works very early in the morning, so I was thinking of stopping by unexpectedly tomorrow morning with an iced coffee for her. Think the gesture would be appreciated? We work in the same hotel, and she's just right at the front desk, so it isn't like I'd be potentially embarrassing her in front of her coworkers... would it?
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;36982508]I'd like to make a small gesture towards my new ladyfriend, but without it seeming overboard. We've only just started dating, after all! She's coming over tonight for a late dinner, and I know she works very early in the morning, so I was thinking of stopping by unexpectedly tomorrow morning with an iced coffee for her. Think the gesture would be appreciated? We work in the same hotel, and she's just right at the front desk, so it isn't like I'd be potentially embarrassing her in front of her coworkers... would it?[/QUOTE]
i think it sounds like a nice gesture. go for it!
[QUOTE=Yahnich;36982479]you don't sound bitter at all[/QUOTE]
Maybe just a tad bit. Devoted two years of my life to her, only to be thrown away as easily as she did it.
if you end it with a smiley it cancels out all the negativity :)
Nah, I didn't mean for it to cancel out the negativity. It was more of a sign of resignation. You know that half-smile you make when you are let down? That tense, not-really-a-smile-but-I-don't-know-what-else-to-do-smile? It's the face I made when she told me.
[QUOTE=loopoo;36982284]Do what I did: save up all your birthday money for her birthday, then go to a really top-notch spa and pay about 190 Euro for her to get a full body massage, facial, pedicure and french manicure. The look that all the other girls gave me when they eventually found out what her birthday gift was (because the only public aspect of her party was me organizing a little get together in the school cafe, brought her out a cake with candles and gave her a birthday card). They all figured I hadn't bought her a gift. When our best friend found out (mine and my SO's best friend, a girl) she was like "Oh wow, that is actually amazing. I was mad at you because I thought you didn't get her a gift!" (she found out my gift when she sneaked a peek inside the gift bag I bought my SO and saw the spa voucher (price tag was removed obviously!).
I also got her a ticket to go to this little fish foot bath thing that she was always so interested about, a ticket for her and for her sister. I was really looking forward to seeing how amazing her hands would look after the manicure, and I really wanted to see how happy and relaxed she was after the spa treatment. Sadly, she put it off for a good few months (because she claimed she didn't have a couple of hours to just go and do it all) and then broke up with me this summer :)[/QUOTE]
I dunno.. reading that passage, something doesn't ring right, you spent all of your birthday money, that was meant for you, on [b]her[/b] birthday?
No offence but I think you might have put her on a pedestal too much..
I mean, if you were earning your own money, then fair enough, you could spend maybe 10%-20% of your disposable income on her regularly and retain your integrity.
But like, you basically spent 100% of money that you were expected to spend on yourself, on her. Kinda raises questions..
Apologies if this isn't the thread for this kinda discussion.
Yeah, be a rebel.
[QUOTE=SCopE5000;36983395]I dunno.. reading that passage, something doesn't ring right, you spent all of your birthday money, that was meant for you, on [B]her[/B] birthday?
No offence but I think you might have put her on a pedestal too much..
I mean, if you were earning your own money, then fair enough, you could spend maybe 10%-20% of your disposable income on her regularly and retain your integrity.
But like, you basically spent 100% of money that you were expected to spend on yourself, on her. Kinda raises questions..
Apologies if this isn't the thread for this kinda discussion.[/QUOTE]
Ah, to be fair, my birthday is way back in October, her's is in January. I got a fair amount for my birthday (I'd say around 120 euro) and the remaining 60 Euro I just saved up over a good few months. It's just my birthday money was sitting in my bank and I hadn't used it up till that point, so I figured why the hell not. I wasn't really using it any way, and I thought it'd be nice to splash out a little for her birthday.
I was living alone so I was getting regular payment from my parents plus money from my part time job so I hadn't actually needed to use my birthday money. All I really did was go to school, go grocery shopping after school, cook dinner, watch tv, sleep. The weekends would just be spent going to coffee shops with a few friends, enjoying the (mostly shit) weather by relaxing in the park with friends. I lived in the city so there was always a lot to do without having to spend too much money.
Eff the capitalistic machinations of every broken, materialist society that demands, or suggests, the exchange of gifts and gestures as a means of showing appreciation, be it with or without the expectation of similar offerings in return! I fight this power by refusing to play by the rules of the fat-cat Hallmark company executives, and by boycotting the selfish bakers of cakes and confectionaries!
[QUOTE=Yahnich;36983957]yes i am a anti-materialistic cock except it's not for that at all
it's that everyone is terrible at giving gifts and i don't want anyone to spend money on me really. i'm not anti-birthday and anti-valentine's day and whatever; i just prefer going out for dinner or eating a goddamn glorious cake because at least everyone can enjoy that[/QUOTE]
Then do what I do; I tell them exactly what I want and if they can't get it, gift card me. Seeing as how they are going to get me something regardless I might as well help them out.
My mutti never tells me what she wants, so I always just get her little things. I know she just wants something from me regardless of what it is, that's how moms are, but I am a man and I am not creative nor good when it comes to presents. I barely come up with impressive things with my fraulein, she can't expect much better.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;36983957]yes i am a anti-materialistic cock except it's not for that at all
it's that everyone is terrible at giving gifts and i don't want anyone to spend money on me really. i'm not anti-birthday and anti-valentine's day and whatever; i just prefer going out for dinner or eating a goddamn glorious cake because at least everyone can enjoy that[/QUOTE]
Sometimes I just like to write when I get a silly thought, it wasn't meant as a jab at you!
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;36984019]Sometimes I just like to write when I get a silly thought, it wasn't meant as a jab at you![/QUOTE]
You write well, don't ever change <3
[QUOTE=loopoo;36984094]You write well, don't ever change <3[/QUOTE]
slow your roll there pal, bda will be mine. even if i have to break him up with his new lady friend!
[editline]28th July 2012[/editline]
she'll never banter on internet forums with you like i can
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;36983933]Eff the capitalistic machinations of every broken, materialist society that demands, or suggests, the exchange of gifts and gestures as a means of showing appreciation, be it with or without the expectation of similar offerings in return! I fight this power by refusing to play by the rules of the fat-cat Hallmark company executives, and by boycotting the selfish bakers of cakes and confectionaries![/QUOTE]
you're stealing my shtick
why are you having a conversation during that lmao
what makes you think you're not good at it?
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