[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36984817]Well I suppose it would be called sex talk? Talking dirty. That's it, talking dirty. I have problems doing that.[/QUOTE]
Why even try talking dirty if it isn't your thing? Me and my girlfriend never really bothered, we tried at first but realized it really wasn't out thing. Trust me, if you don't worry about it, it'll come to you. With me at least, when things got more heated, it just came on. For the both of us. So don't sweat it buddy, and don't force yourself, cause awkward dirty talk is like the worst haha
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36984863]I just absolutely have no idea what to say other than the typical "Oh your so sexy" and some other more graphic sayings I don't want to post.
After two or three times of hearing the same phrase, it isn't sexy. I need improvement.[/QUOTE]
ask what she wants to hear
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36984863]I just absolutely have no idea what to say other than the typical "Oh your so sexy" and some other more graphic sayings I don't want to post.
After two or three times of hearing the same phrase, it isn't sexy. I need improvement.[/QUOTE]
Don't feel the need to constantly tell her how great she looks. I found actions speak louder than words. If she's driving you crazy, she'll know you think she looks great.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36984942]It probably just isn't my thing, like loopoo said.
I actually prefer passionate kissing during our sexy time.[/QUOTE]
There we go then :)
Oh, and sorry for the numerous replies, but I figured I'd just say whatever: I found that after sex, talking comes easy. You're both relaxed, happy, content with the way things are right at that moment, so you're more likely to just let words flow. I've had the best conversations after sex, really nice talks about anything and everything. If dirty talk isn't your thing, then I'm sure post-sex talk is, so make up for the lack of dirty talk by completely blowing her mind with the amazing conversations I'm sure you'll have <3
Talking dirty during sex is always going to be awkward at first but it can improve the experience if you just don't take it too seriously. Just tell her you love the way her <body part> feels/looks/smells/tastes, or that you can't wait to <verb> her <body part>, or ask her if she likes the way your <body part> feels inside her <body part>, and so on. If you can't manage that then just make noises, like moan with her and shit or grunt a little bit if she does something you like. It helps you both feel more uninhibited and therefore makes the sex more enjoyable.
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;36985060]Talking dirty during sex is always going to be awkward at first but it can improve the experience if you just don't take it too seriously. Just tell her you love the way her <body part> feels/looks/smells/tastes, or that you can't wait to <verb> her <body part>, or ask her if she likes the way your <body part> feels inside her <body part>, and so on. If you can't manage that then just make noises, like moan with her and shit or grunt a little bit if she does something you like. It helps you both feel more uninhibited and therefore makes the sex more enjoyable.[/QUOTE]
"Do you like the way my <upper arm> feels inside your <lower orifice>?"
"I can't wait to <cycle> your <eyelids>."
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36984942]It probably just isn't my thing, like loopoo said.
I actually prefer passionate kissing during our sexy time.[/QUOTE]
bullshit. talk "dirty" because you want to. It's a matter of being comfterable with your woman.
My plan to bring the girlfriend breakfast at work this morning went over quite well, I think. :]
She stayed over until almost 4:00 am last night, and had to be at work at 7:00 this morning, so I think she really needed a pick-me-up! Hopefully the mocha and fresh muffin will brighten up her day and whatnot, or at least give her enough go-juice to make it through work!
BDA, I love you and all, but do you really think she'd appreciate your entire life and datescapades posted on a public internet forum for the world to read? If she found this I'm sure she'd find it creepy. I would in her position!
If you're still stuck for birthday gifts, a massive sweaty dump on her chest on her birthday morning is a pretty great gift for her to wake up to.
[editline]29th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Rusty100;36988444]BDA, I love you and all, but do you really think she'd appreciate your entire life and datescapades posted on a public internet forum for the world to read? If she found this I'm sure she'd find it creepy. I would in her position![/QUOTE]
Makes for interesting reading.
That's not my point!
That same notion that Rusty proposed has come up in my mind several times whilst reading BDA's posts
It's like "Hey, BDA's got a date! He's seeing this girl from his workplace, that's cool! Oh, and he's...keeping a large community of anonymous people on the internet updated at every turn!"
This thread is BDAs Blog :v:
[QUOTE=thisispain;36984808]why are you having a conversation during that lmao[/QUOTE]
So that's not normal? We're having a normal talk during sex with my GF until the climax.
Broke up with girl [U]again[/U], should have listened to you guys 100 pages back..
Now there's fuckable jailbait everywhere I look, help me please?
I suggest crying in the corner
[QUOTE=arthuro12;36989831]Broke up with girl [U]again[/U], should have listened to you guys 100 pages back..
[B]Now there's fuckable jailbait everywhere I look[/B], help me please?[/QUOTE]
i think you're beyond our help
[QUOTE=Yahnich;36976778]i call my gf cookiebox which in my language sounds less dumb[/QUOTE]
I call my boyfriend babe, mr big dick, biggus dickus, darling, twat.
[QUOTE=Rusty100;36988444]BDA, I love you and all, but do you really think she'd appreciate your entire life and datescapades posted on a public internet forum for the world to read? If she found this I'm sure she'd find it creepy. I would in her position![/QUOTE]
I have spent so long writing about every mundane aspect of my life that it's basically a compulsion, but I think you're probably right! I've been treating this place like a diary instead of a forum, so I guess I'll probably cut back a little bit! I'll stick to using Facepunch for erotic Harry Potter / Batman crossovers.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;36993932]inb4 he has a tiny penis
[editline]29th July 2012[/editline]
oh god pageking really[/QUOTE]
You shouldn't say that, you might hurt his feelings, since he is on this page quite often.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;36994075]oh so he really has a tiny penis
[editline]29th July 2012[/editline]
you are a terrible person, traumatizing him by calling him biggus dickus[/QUOTE]
It's the other way around.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;36994172]you do realize i'm taking the piss right[/QUOTE]
Ofcourse I am. I'm not retarded.
well okay then
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36994493]My dick curves slightly to the left ):[/QUOTE]
dont worry about it
thats normal
unless you have some weird sacks of flesh under your dick then you've got a problem
[QUOTE=lotusking;36994578]dont worry about it
thats normal
unless you have some weird sacks of flesh under your dick then you've got a problem[/QUOTE]
ohgod I've got a big one of those. its always been there what am I gonna do. Its got two lumps and it hurts when things hit it.
Went to a swimming place today and flirted a little with the Rettungschwimmer (lifeguard). I had been swimming for a little bit near her station and would always steal glances, I think she was too.
When I was taking a break I went over to her and talked a bit. I didn't want to waste too much time because she was on-duty obviously, but I did say "Du bist so Schön.". She blushed and thanked me, and said she thought I was pretty handsome. I said that I didn't want to keep her but she told me the next time she was on duty, I'll have to take her up on that.
Bro that's your testicals
Or is it the descending colon?
[QUOTE=G3rman;36998314]Went to a swimming place today and flirted a little with the Rettungschwimmer (lifeguard). I had been swimming for a little bit near her station and would always steal glances, I think she was too.
When I was taking a break I went over to her and talked a bit. I didn't want to waste too much time because she was on-duty obviously, but I did say "Du bist so Schön.". She blushed and thanked me, and said she thought I was pretty handsome. I said that I didn't want to keep her but she told me the next time she was on duty, I'll have to take her up on that.[/QUOTE]
i feel like you mix in german words/phrases to your posts because you're secretly trying to teach us how to speak german. i had an italian textbook that did the same thing...
Does that mean "you are so sexy"? Because I only know dein mutter ist un arseficker
[QUOTE=loopoo;36998373]Does that mean "you are so sexy"? Because I only know dein mutter ist un arseficker[/QUOTE]
It means you are pretty/beautiful. German in Junior High paid off. :p
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