[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;36998356]i feel like you mix in german words/phrases to your posts because you're secretly trying to teach us how to speak german. i had an italian textbook that did the same thing...[/QUOTE]
I do what I can.
[QUOTE]Does that mean "you are so sexy"? Because I only know dein mutter ist un arseficker[/QUOTE]
Nah, that's "Du bist so sexy.", same word slightly different pronunciation. We also don't really use the f word around here, most cursing comes from Scheiße or shit related words.
wir fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn
nazi sauerkraut mercedes hitler stein stein stein
[QUOTE=BoysLightUp;36998877]nazi sauerkraut mercedes hitler stein stein stein[/QUOTE]
What?
Mein hund ist rot.
I only ever learned basic nouns and colors.
Es ist eine Katze in meiner Hose
I may have finally got my first girlfriend :D
[QUOTE=RG4;36999150]I may have finally got my first girlfriend :D[/QUOTE]
i'm sorry for your loss
(kidding kidding, best of luck.)
[QUOTE=MightyMax;36999141]Es ist eine Katze in meiner Hose[/QUOTE]
"It is a cat in your pants?"
[QUOTE=G3rman;36999234]"It is a cat in your pants?"[/QUOTE]
yes.
i would ask her what's up with her and that dude.
tell her to be honest, and don't flip a shit if she actually tells you that they've been together.
maybe she really likes the guy, and it's not really her fault if she does, so it's best just to ask her and get it over with, so that you don't have to worry about it all the time.
she's an asshole if she actually has fucked around though.
Do you guys think it's worth it if I ask out my best friends single hot Mom? I have a thing for Moms, and she's good looking and single and you get the jist.
[QUOTE=Lucorio;37000175]Do you guys think it's worth it if I ask out my best friends single hot Mom? I have a thing for Moms, and she's good looking and single and you get the jist.[/QUOTE]
you are one weird dude.
[QUOTE=Lucorio;37000175]Do you guys think it's worth it if I ask out my best friends single hot Mom? I have a thing for Moms, and she's good looking and single and you get the jist.[/QUOTE]
ask your friend how he feels about it, if he's cool with it you should go for it.
[QUOTE=Lucorio;37000175]Do you guys think it's worth it if I ask out my best friends single hot Mom? I have a thing for Moms, and she's good looking and single and you get the jist.[/QUOTE]
How old are you? And no, mothers rarely date their son/daughter's friends so you shouldn't even try. If you tried to get anywhere near my mother I'd seriously hurt you.
I wouldn't appreciate a friend fucking my mom, but that depends on my mom's status.
what is status of mom: initiated.
execute Seith protocol 0x00007F
beep boop
[QUOTE=thisispain;37000357]what is status of mom: initiated.
execute Seith protocol 0x00007F[/QUOTE]
?
ERR. TRY AGAIN Y/N ?
[QUOTE=Seith;37000842]?[/QUOTE]
!!FATAL ERROR!! FILES INDEXED BUT NOT FOUND. ABORT.
I did french for six years through middle school and high school
fuck that was painful
Update: The guy broke up with the girl, that didn't take long
[QUOTE=Seith;37000842]?[/QUOTE]
YOu see, you be a robot.
G3rman, teach me the ways of seducing and pick up in german. I know german, but not in the flirt way
Just talk about the size of your bratwurst
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