Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III - General

[QUOTE=Seith;34512844]I just had a vasectomy after my 100th woman, 2 years ago. Youngsters and their newly "advanced" tools of prevention, ha![/QUOTE] Woah, I had no idea that internet porn was that big of a deal to you guys

You know Seith, I actually really struggle to imagine you in a proper relationship with feelings with the way you act on here. You just don't seem to give a fuck about anyone else, hope you act differently in real life.

[QUOTE=Mort and Charon;34514417]You know Seith, I actually really struggle to imagine you in a proper relationship with feelings with the way you act on here. You just don't seem to give a fuck about anyone else, hope you act differently in real life.[/QUOTE] this is relationships thread, not "bash Seith thread" post that on his personal message area if you feel like that sorry if I seem to be backseat modding here, it's just getting really fucking annoying.

It was just an observation of mine... and since he seems to post so much advice it's kind of relevant. I'm interested in what other people think too.

[QUOTE=trotskygrad;34512570]can you use spermicide prevention or caps?[/QUOTE] I think we'll just have to get used to using condoms for now, maybe in the future we'll look into it. Just so weird to put on that little rubber hood after such a long time fucking without it.

[QUOTE=Mort and Charon;34514417]You know Seith, I actually really struggle to imagine you in a proper relationship with feelings with the way you act on here. You just don't seem to give a fuck about anyone else, hope you act differently in real life.[/QUOTE] No, Seith is amazing. His just love life philosophy is brilliant.

[QUOTE=Mort and Charon;34515915]It was just an observation of mine... and since he seems to post so much advice it's kind of relevant. I'm interested in what other people think too.[/QUOTE] Lol its a forum I dont think anyone gives a fuck tbh. I know I dont seith keep on doing w/e you are doing.

[QUOTE=Seith;34512844]I just had a vasectomy after my 100th woman, 2 years ago. Youngsters and their newly "advanced" tools of prevention, ha![/QUOTE] huh

So, this one isn't about me. But I heard via word of mouth about one of my high school buddies girlfriend's cheating on him this year (now we're in college at different Universities). I know the girl and obviously still keep in touch with my friend. I feel like I should tell him about it, apparently she got drunk and cheated on him, but I can't for the life of me remember who I heard it from. I feel like it was someone at work, but I don't know. [editline]2nd February 2012[/editline] Also, on the other hand, my ex of two weeks seems to be lashing out, ahahha. She's sending me nasty texts and just stopped spewing out nasty facebook statuses obviously directed toward me. We dated for a year and some change and she's like "OH MY GOD I HAD NO CLUE I WAS DATING SUCH AN ASSHOLE OMG YOU NEBER LOVED ME AND TREATED ME LIEK SHIT BLAH BLAH". None of this is true, but her Yahoo! Mail was open on my computer when I went to go check my flickr. So being the terrible person that I am I go to her sent messages and look around. It's full of about 10 emails with attachments to a guy she met on Steam of all places (I got her into L4D2 like a week before we broke up) sending him nudes and saying she wants to meet up and fuck. She's 18 and he's 27 and there were no pictures of him? Lol. So, worried about her safety even though I know she's severely pissed at me for breaking up with her, I send her a message saying that I saw the emails and it was wrong of me to look but that she needs to be careful and that I hope she doesn't do something stupid like try to meet up with this guy because it's dangerous and she says. "Don't worry about me. I'm not your problem anymore. I don't know why you had the urge to look through my email, but that wasn't any of your business. I know it would be stupid to meet this guy. I stopped talking to him because I have a date tonight with a guy I really like and because I know it could be a dangerous situation. And please don't give me any bullshit about you "caring", I know you don't and you haven't for a long time. I really can't stand you, so please don't contact me. And leave me alone, because I don't like to talk to you or even think about you. You were never sweet, understanding, thoughtful, you never cared to take me on real dates, you never listened, you always had to be right, you're a liar and a fake and it makes me sick. Everything came before me, your family, friends, school, and even your hobbies. I was nothing to you. And I don't know why I put up with it for so long because I have all these amazing guys knocking on my door right now who would actually appreciate me. I'm just disappointed that I spent so much time in a fake and unloving relationship with a fake and unloving person. So leave me the hell alone, cause I don't even know who you are anymore." Uhm. Yeah, anyways, sorry for having somewhat of a heart and trying to get you to be safe. Oh well! The above statement is utter bullshit as well.

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;34520019]So, this one isn't about me. But I heard via word of mouth about one of my high school buddies girlfriend's cheating on him this year (now we're in college at different Universities). I know the girl and obviously still keep in touch with my friend. I feel like I should tell him about it, apparently she got drunk and cheated on him, but I can't for the life of me remember who I heard it from. I feel like it was someone at work, but I don't know. [editline]2nd February 2012[/editline] Also, on the other hand, my ex of two weeks seems to be lashing out, ahahha. She's sending me nasty texts and just stopped spewing out nasty facebook statuses obviously directed toward me. We dated for a year and some change and she's like "OH MY GOD I HAD NO CLUE I WAS DATING SUCH AN ASSHOLE OMG YOU NEBER LOVED ME AND TREATED ME LIEK SHIT BLAH BLAH". None of this is true, but her Yahoo! Mail was open on my computer when I went to go check my flickr. So being the terrible person that I am I go to her sent messages and look around. It's full of about 10 emails with attachments to a guy she met on Steam of all places (I got her into L4D2 like a week before we broke up) sending him nudes and saying she wants to meet up and fuck. She's 18 and he's 27 and there were no pictures of him? Lol. So, worried about her safety even though I know she's severely pissed at me for breaking up with her, I send her a message saying that I saw the emails and it was wrong of me to look but that she needs to be careful and that I hope she doesn't do something stupid like try to meet up with this guy because it's dangerous and she says. "Don't worry about me. I'm not your problem anymore. I don't know why you had the urge to look through my email, but that wasn't any of your business. I know it would be stupid to meet this guy. I stopped talking to him because I have a date tonight with a guy I really like and because I know it could be a dangerous situation. And please don't give me any bullshit about you "caring", I know you don't and you haven't for a long time. I really can't stand you, so please don't contact me. And leave me alone, because I don't like to talk to you or even think about you. You were never sweet, understanding, thoughtful, you never cared to take me on real dates, you never listened, you always had to be right, you're a liar and a fake and it makes me sick. Everything came before me, your family, friends, school, and even your hobbies. I was nothing to you. And I don't know why I put up with it for so long because I have all these amazing guys knocking on my door right now who would actually appreciate me. I'm just disappointed that I spent so much time in a fake and unloving relationship with a fake and unloving person. So leave me the hell alone, cause I don't even know who you are anymore." Uhm. Yeah, anyways, sorry for having somewhat of a heart and trying to get you to be safe. Oh well! The above statement is utter bullshit as well.[/QUOTE] Best piece of advice from a man who normally posts in the BF2s guns thread [quote]It's not a knack. It's that you've 1) not learned to spot the crazy well enough yet and/or 2) not learned how to properly tell the crazy to GTFO and/or 3) still give attention to anything with tits and a smile, regardless of how much crazy they have onboard. There are about 10 fundamental Rules of Life. One of them is [b]"Don't stick your dick in the crazy"[/b][/quote] than again 1chains1 could LEARN SOMETHING FROM THAT. [editline]2nd February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Mort and Charon;34515915]It was just an observation of mine... and since he seems to post so much advice it's kind of relevant. [b]I'm interested in what other people think too.[/b][/QUOTE] Seith hunt 2012 NO. I'm not taking any sides here but seriously it sounds like a couple that's about to break up all over certain pages of this thread

Yeah this girl was damn crazy, that's for sure. I dated her for a year. Finally had the balls to break up with her because we were going nowhere and I was scared out of my mind to be in a relationship with her (talking about marriage, dropping out of college to get married, kids, and all kindsa other shit I don't want anything to do with until I'm 30).

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;34521271]Yeah this girl was damn crazy, that's for sure. I dated her for a year. Finally had the balls to break up with her because we were going nowhere and I was scared out of my mind to be in a relationship with her (talking about marriage, dropping out of college to get married, kids, and all kindsa other shit I don't want anything to do with until I'm 30).[/QUOTE] anyways, seems if she "scared you out of your mind" she won't be taking much advice from anyone, so it's best that you just forget about it. Sorry if that seems heartless, but people are more resistant to change than in them romcoms.

[QUOTE=trotskygrad;34521346]anyways, seems if she "scared you out of your mind" she won't be taking much advice from anyone, so it's best that you just forget about it. Sorry if that seems heartless, but people are more resistant to change than in them romcoms.[/QUOTE] Not heartless at all. I was refraining from talking to her or about her, especially negatively. I never posted anything mean about her on my facebook or twitter, never talked shit about her to anyone I know, and if they asked me why I broke up with her it was the truth, "because I wasn't happy in the relationship and I don't think she was either, she was taking it much more seriously than I was and I kind of fell out of love." I don't see anything I've done wrong with the whole thing. I wouldn't ever think of myself as a bad boyfriend while we were dating. However, since I know none of you and I don't have to impress anyone or talk kindly / refrain from her. She was spoiled as hell and it's the way she was brought up that made her so damn crazy / clingy / serious about stuff. Her mom literally stayed home the day after I broke up with her because nobody in her family can cope with their own problems. She was treated to "retail therapy" (shitload of shopping?), a movie, lunch and dinner with her mom the day after. Anyways, she has texted me on multiple occasions telling me how much of an asshole I am and how I never deserved her and why she doesn't know why she's even texting me and that she'll find someone so much better and I never will find someone as good as her. I just usually respond with something like "Alrighty then". I find it amusing that she can't just let go. I felt like a weight lifted off my shoulders when I broke up with her. I'm already talking to four other girls I've been interested in both before and while I was dating her. Thanks for letting me vent guys! That was fun.

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;34521466]Not heartless at all. I was refraining from talking to her or about her, especially negatively. I never posted anything mean about her on my facebook or twitter, never talked shit about her to anyone I know, and if they asked me why I broke up with her it was the truth, "because I wasn't happy in the relationship and I don't think she was either, she was taking it much more seriously than I was and I kind of fell out of love." I don't see anything I've done wrong with the whole thing. I wouldn't ever think of myself as a bad boyfriend while we were dating. However, since I know none of you and I don't have to impress anyone or talk kindly / refrain from her. She was spoiled as hell and it's the way she was brought up that made her so damn crazy / clingy / serious about stuff. Her mom literally stayed home the day after I broke up with her because nobody in her family can cope with their own problems. She was treated to "retail therapy" (shitload of shopping?), a movie, lunch and dinner with her mom the day after. Anyways, she has texted me on multiple occasions telling me how much of an asshole I am and how I never deserved her and why she doesn't know why she's even texting me and that she'll find someone so much better and I never will find someone as good as her. I just usually respond with something like "Alrighty then". I find it amusing that she can't just let go. I felt like a weight lifted off my shoulders when I broke up with her. [b]I'm already talking to four other girls I've been interested in both before and while I was dating her.[/b] Thanks for letting me vent guys! That was fun.[/QUOTE] did you really maintain contact with them? perhaps a reason why she perceived you as a shit BF

[QUOTE=trotskygrad;34521897]did you really maintain contact with them? perhaps a reason why she perceived you as a shit BF[/QUOTE] No, I didn't maintain contact with them. I was just interested behind the scenes. Now I'm actually talking to them, either again or for the first time.

[QUOTE=trotskygrad;34521038]than again 1chains1 could LEARN SOMETHING FROM THAT.[/QUOTE] I regret nothing and will continue my quest. Besides, I can stick my dick over a burning candle and not feel a thing now.

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;34521974]No, I didn't maintain contact with them. I was just interested behind the scenes. Now I'm actually talking to them, either again or for the first time.[/QUOTE] ah, that's cool then. any protips here for valentine's day.

Lol save your money. Last year when I was dating my ex I took her to fondue and it cost like $115 to get out of the place. Hence the "you never took me on nice dates". I don't really like Valentines day though, just a corporate holiday. You should just celebrate Valentine's life and be courteous, sweet, and romantic to women all the time so you can bone them through chocolate bribery. [editline]2nd February 2012[/editline] Anyone here ever burst a blood vessel in their dick? I think I did. For the past 3 months I've had this weird purple mark on my dick and it looks like a bruise but it won't go away. It came out of nowhere. My doctor said he didn't know what it was, but it doesn't hurt and he said it wasn't an STD. He said that it was probably a burst blood vessel. Anyways, just pissing me off. My ex was used to seeing it, but I don't want another girl to freak out if we start stripping down and I have a purple spot on the side of my dick.

can we have pics of ex? :P (I kid, I kid) considering asking someone out on valentines, probably will do it day before to be hipster.

[QUOTE=trotskygrad;34522735]can we have pics of ex? :P (I kid, I kid) considering asking someone out on valentines, probably will do it day before to be hipster.[/QUOTE] I would but if someone ever found this it'd be uber creepy.

[QUOTE=trotskygrad;34522735] probably will do it day before to be hipster.[/QUOTE] oh yeah ask someone a day before and suddenly you've got deerhunter on your zune and you get invited to listening parties

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;34522745]I would but if someone ever found this it'd be uber creepy.[/QUOTE] that's what PMs are for :buddy: j/k [QUOTE=thisispain;34522766]oh yeah ask someone a day before and suddenly you've got deerhunter on your zune and you get invited to listening parties[/QUOTE] you know I just say 'hipster' to trollbait though I have been called a "hipster gamer" irl when I bitch about how minecraft and tf2 now are crap, and how I only play obscure Ukrainian/German RTS, milsim/realism, and certain sourcemods.

[QUOTE=trotskygrad;34522770] you know I just say 'hipster' to trollbait[/QUOTE] hahh you have no idea who deerhunter is, do you? i bet you've never been to a listening party either. i feel bad for you

[QUOTE=thisispain;34522778]hahh you have no idea who deerhunter is, do you? i bet you've never been to a listening party either. i feel bad for you[/QUOTE] don't know, don't care. pssh music. If people seriously think I'm a music hipster they are seriously not perceiving things correctly. I couldn't give 2 fucks about what music I listen to. As long as it just makes homework less boring and I don't mind how it sounds.

[QUOTE=trotskygrad;34522794]don't know, don't care. pssh music. If people seriously think I'm a music hipster they are seriously not perceiving things correctly.[/QUOTE] you can't be a hipster without music sorry

[QUOTE=thisispain;34522831]you can't be a hipster without music sorry[/QUOTE] fine, I'm a 'sterhip' gamer, happy?

I'm an unintentional hipster :( but NMH are just so darn good

>Say's to girl that you like her >She says aww >Ask girl if she likes me >She say's maybe >Few days later fuck up everything by doing a little drama >True story.

[QUOTE=overpain;34529989]>Say's to girl that you like her >She says aww >Ask girl if she likes me >She say's maybe >Few days later fuck up everything by doing a little drama >True story.[/QUOTE] tell us about this drama

[QUOTE=overpain;34529989]>Say's to girl that you like her >She says aww >Ask girl if she likes me >She say's maybe >Few days later fuck up everything by doing a little drama >True story.[/QUOTE] Maybe means no.