• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III
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[QUOTE=Haxxer;37009434]I find the Swedish language to be a very crude one, whilst English have a lot of variations of words. Then again, who am I to judge; my English is far better than my Swedish and I'm a native the the country :v:[/QUOTE] Swedish is far from crude, it depends heavily on tonal and accentual variation, for example. Not to mention with compounds there's essentially an infinite number of words in the Swedish language since you can create new ones when you need it (tangentbordsstöd - just made that up and it's perfectly valid. Translated - keyboardsupport - not so much). So yeah I'd blame your opinion on ignorance ;)
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37010327]My girlfriend wants to try out bondage, toys, and sex in the shower. Awww yeah.[/QUOTE] heh i knew she wanted to try out bondage get on steam
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37010327]My girlfriend wants to try out bondage, toys, and sex in the shower. Awww yeah.[/QUOTE] bondage-do your research or you can screw up BAD (and i dont mean read that fifty shades of grey crap) sex in shower- be careful, or you can bump your head or hurt yourselves
[QUOTE=Stonem;37005447]English is the sexiest language, if you speak in some kind of brittish accent. That's a true panty dropper.[/QUOTE] People don't find it sexy IN London strangely enough, its all about where you go though. I have a 'London accent' --a little cockney, a little posh but mostly common. Must remember to talk ALOT when I next go on holiday lol
[QUOTE=iRobotZombie;37011523]People don't find it sexy IN London strangely enough, its all about where you go though. I have a 'London accent' --a little cockney, a little posh but mostly common. Must remember to talk ALOT when I next go on holiday lol[/QUOTE] Haha don't even get me started on this :p You're so right. I went to Ireland man, all the girls fucking loved my accent. Seriously, they'd gush at the first word I said. They'd be all coming up to me asking me to say things, even pushing me to say things like "sexy" and "saucy" haha Girls love different accents (if it's sexy I guess). I've got an English accent, coupled with a deep voice, Irish girls love it. Chatting up female teachers erryday for that A+. First day of college when I asked a question in class, the look on everyone's face. Was weird at first but I settled into the role ;)
[QUOTE=azurelao;37011510]bondage-do your research or you can screw up BAD (and i dont mean read that fifty shades of grey crap) sex in shower- be careful, or you can bump your head or hurt yourselves[/QUOTE] My girl and I went to a sex store and bought a karma sutra book for water sex. it's nice. I'll try to copy some of the pages for you guys to post on here.
[QUOTE=brianosaur;37011895]My girl and I went to a sex store and bought a karma sutra book for water sex. it's nice. I'll try to copy some of the pages for you guys to post on here.[/QUOTE] The one thing I want to do most is have sex in a bath tub. Warm water, soft skin. So a karma sutra book basically for things to do in a bath tub?
[QUOTE=loopoo;37011563]Haha don't even get me started on this :p You're so right. I went to Ireland man, all the girls fucking loved my accent. Seriously....[/QUOTE] Good lord man! The Irish accent is amazing, i'm Irish by parentals. It would work both ways with me, I would be hanging off their every word too. I would be all, say "yer shower a basterds!" again and again Win win! Need to go and flaunt that magic ;) [QUOTE=loopoo;37011953]The one thing I want to do most is have sex in a bath tub. Warm water, soft skin. So a karma sutra book basically for things to do in a bath tub?[/QUOTE] Its amazing, especially in freshly hot water. Its kinda fun trying not to crack your head on the side, burn your ass on the hot tap, or drown your girlfriend
[QUOTE=iRobotZombie;37011995]Good lord man! The Irish accent is amazing, i'm Irish by parentals. It would work both ways with me, I would be hanging off their every word too. I would be all, say "yer shower a basterds!" again and again Win win! Need to go and flaunt that magic ;) Its amazing, especially in freshly hot water. Its kinda fun trying not to crack your head on the side, burn your ass on the hot tap, or drown your girlfriend[/QUOTE] Oh God, Irish slang, it's fucking genius. "Cop on", "feck off", "yer ma's a roide [Irish accent saying ride!]", "it's good craic!" haha I love that country :) Pretty awesome that you're Irish with an English accent, you must be a real mindfuck when you go over there! And that description of having sex in a bath tub, I haven't laughed so hard all day. A+ for a brilliant description haha
[QUOTE=loopoo;37011953]The one thing I want to do most is have sex in a bath tub. Warm water, soft skin. So a karma sutra book basically for things to do in a bath tub?[/QUOTE] Yes anything water.. they have some positions specifically for bath tub, shower, pool, and/or jacuzzi. they also have anal section too. there isn't much positions, probably about 10-15 i'd say. we tried the bath tubs ones.
[QUOTE=brianosaur;37012254]Yes anything water.. they have some positions specifically for bath tub, shower, pool, and/or jacuzzi. they also have anal section too. there isn't much positions, probably about 10-15 i'd say. we tried the bath tubs ones.[/QUOTE] Hnnnnnnng, jacuzzi sex, must be god-like.
[QUOTE=Stonem;37005447]English is the sexiest language, if you speak in some kind of brittish accent. That's a true panty dropper.[/QUOTE] not if you got mine, i've got your typical lower-class south england accent basically to those unaware, it sounds like random letters are cut out of my speech
[QUOTE=thisispain;37013422]not if you got mine, i've got your typical lower-class south england accent basically to those unaware, it sounds like random letters are cut out of my speech[/QUOTE] I've got the posh, middle-class southern accent. where do you live? I'm from Kent.
ah kent, i lived in brighton till i was about 19 and i ended up sounding like a chav i've cleaned up my accent a bit ever since i started living in america, but you can't escape that inflection, especially when it comes to your t and a's. everyone here says waddar when they mean to say water, it's awful
come live with me for a while, i've plenty of space in my basement / room also, a friendly tip: move to ireland, they'll still drool over your accent
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37013878]So do girls actually like giving head or do they just say they do?[/QUOTE] Why are you trying to generalize all girls into a yes or no thing? Some do, some don't. Just because they don't like it doesn't mean they won't do it, and just because a girl likes to do it doesn't mean she gives them free.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37013878]So do girls actually like giving head or do they just say they do?[/QUOTE] why are you asking everyone except your girlfriend
Like, I don't know what's wrong with my girlfriend, but over the past few days she's just been REALLY moody and like just (for lack of a better word) bitchy. Saturday night/early Sunday morning she was talking to me normally just telling me how she's on her way home from Rhode Island. But from last night to tonight she's just been just really bitchy towards me, it got to the point where she "accidentally" hung up on me tonight because I "wasn't saying anything" even though I was replying to everything she was saying. When I try and ask what I did to her she's just tells me that I'm pissing her off and to go fuck myself. I just told her I loved her and she just stopped replying. Now, an hour later she's not answering my calls or my texts trying to figure out what is wrong. Whenever her period is coming she gets moody and irritable but it's never been this bad, like it seriously happened out of nowhere and it's frustrating.
that happens to people sometimes. you should ask her instead of us
I've tried calling and texting but I get no answers, I wanted to try and defuse this tonight but she won't respond. I guess I'll have to just try more tomorrow.
"Go fuck yourself" = "I love you" ? nice going ;p Regardless, your girlfriend sounds like she lacks excitement and needs to find it by arguing with you.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37010327]My girlfriend wants to try out bondage, toys, and sex in the shower. Awww yeah.[/QUOTE] So do I, so do I. Already done the shower sex though. And it wasn't that amazing. The water was too hot which made me all dizzy. [editline]31st July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37013878]So do girls actually like giving head or do they just say they do?[/QUOTE] Some hate it, some love it, some do it because they feel a bit forced to. Me and the girls I know do it because we like it. It gives us pleasure to see our boyfriends enjoy what we're doing. [editline]31st July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=iRobotZombie;37011523]People don't find it sexy IN London strangely enough, its all about where you go though. I have a 'London accent' --a little cockney, a little posh but mostly common. Must remember to talk ALOT when I next go on holiday lol[/QUOTE] Yes, do that. Never stop talking. Keep that mouth going constantly.
[QUOTE=Goldenmyer;37014271]I've tried calling and texting but I get no answers, I wanted to try and defuse this tonight but she won't respond. I guess I'll have to just try more tomorrow.[/QUOTE] Give it a few days, let her come back to you. Time helps with everything.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37018660]If I wanted to ask her I would've, I enjoy the community on this thread and like to see their thoughts and opinions about various subjects.[/QUOTE] that's like asking "so is every girl's favorite color pink or are they all just lying?" you can't speak for females as a whole when it comes to preferences/interests.
[QUOTE=loopoo;37012267]Hnnnnnnng, jacuzzi sex, must be god-like.[/QUOTE] is that when you put your butthole up to one of the jets
[QUOTE=Stonem;37005447]English is the sexiest language, if you speak in some kind of brittish accent. That's a true panty dropper.[/QUOTE] i sound like noel gallagher. after a couple of beers i'm sure i'd need to be subtitled in the US
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;37019229]i sound like noel gallagher. after a couple of beers i'm sure i'd need to be subtitled in the US[/QUOTE] I love you. I just sound like a fab Londoner. The brit's will not be able to tell that I'm a tourist when I'm coming over to London this fall,
they will if you call it fall...
[QUOTE=thisispain;37014226]that happens to people sometimes. you should ask her instead of us[/QUOTE] he said he did ask her
[QUOTE=Autumn;37019595]they will if you call it fall...[/QUOTE] Meant to write autumn. I'm q bit confused today.
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