• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III
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[QUOTE=thisispain;37044236]if i was a girl and it took longer than 15 minutes i would say i think we're done here, we'll contact you in the future i would be a very busy woman[/QUOTE] Well women are a lot more sensitive, so I'd guess the entire time of sex would be like a mini orgasm in comparison to men and when they finish. But hey, what do I know. Endurance and stamina, it counts.
[QUOTE=G3rman;37044267]But hey, what do I know.[/QUOTE] not much i'm assuming
[QUOTE=thisispain;37044278]not much i'm assuming[/QUOTE] Well not being a girl does limit my knowledge of their feeling and stimulation during sex.
you're kidding, there's no way that's possible
Lasting a long time is good :D Sex is better for me if it lasts longer, first time was great :D I was chaffed as heck the next day but, totally worth it. Sex is a lot better for women if it takes more than 15 minutes. A woman takes on average 15 minutes to get off on her own. So pleasure during sex, longer. Particularly since most women don't orgasm at all during sex XD Edit: Surprised other guys dont think of time as much. My bf is like super touchy about not having enough endurance and stuff.
no take a shower you disgusting person
[QUOTE=thisispain;37045263]no take a shower you disgusting person[/QUOTE] sex in the shower.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;37045680]extremely overrated and awkward[/QUOTE] not to mention it can get pretty dry and of course the chance of injury caused by slipping
It was finally confirmed to me today that the girl I asked out for Valentine's day (I posted about it in love advice) who turned me down is now dating another girl I had a crush on. I feel like if it was another man I'd feel jealous and insecure but strangely I am 100% okay with it. Okay maybe it's not all that strange to be alright with two girls I'm attracted to getting it on
that's an interesting twist now you should be the very creepy man who asks them for details
So I need to pull some smooth moves on my girlfriend - something cool and nice but unfortunately I'm not entirely great at thinking up things like that, so I'm looking for suggestions. Something romantic.
[QUOTE=thisispain;37045903]that's an interesting twist now you should be the very creepy man who asks them for details[/QUOTE] nah I think the one who didn't reject me is kinda into me, I know she's bi and she's been in a polyamorous relationship before I'm just gonna sit around and hope to god I end up in a three way
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;37045987]nah I think the one who didn't reject me is kinda into me, I know she's bi and she's been in a polyamorous relationship before I'm just gonna sit around and hope to god I end up in a three way[/QUOTE] You can't just sit, you have to make some subtle hints or something.
yeah no
[QUOTE=killerteacup;37045985]So I need to pull some smooth moves on my girlfriend - something cool and nice but unfortunately I'm not entirely great at thinking up things like that, so I'm looking for suggestions. Something romantic.[/QUOTE] i hate these questions because i have absolute no idea where to start. try baking a cake
[QUOTE=thisispain;37046121]i hate these questions because i have absolute no idea where to start. try baking a cake[/QUOTE] plus, every girl is different. I know that my SO used to love when I'd cook for her (one of my fondest memories of us together was when I made us lasagne and she made us cake and after we finished the lasagne, I laid my head on her lap and she fed me cake. It was hilarious cause I was trying to swallow what she'd already put in but she kept putting more so it turned into a mini food fight, was really lovely) so yeah, no point asking for suggestions because everyone is different and it should depend on what your girl likes, and no one knows her better other than you.
[QUOTE=thisispain;37046121]i hate these questions because i have absolute no idea where to start. try baking a cake[/QUOTE] Neither do I. I'm thinking some sort of dinner
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;37046118]yeah no[/QUOTE] Wax about your girly side, make them think you're one of them. Tell them you like ryan gosling, and they'll probably want a threeway then and there just cause they're thinking about ryan gosling. Lesbian or not.
[QUOTE=babyarm-bat;37046347]Wax about your girly side, make them think you're one of them. Tell them you like ryan gosling, and they'll probably want a threeway then and there just cause they're thinking about ryan gosling. Lesbian or not.[/QUOTE] They're bi, not lesbian I'll subtly convince them there are things they can get from men that they can't get from each other (mah dick) so they need a male partner in their dynamic
that's gonna be a disaster
[QUOTE=thisispain;37046461]that's gonna be a disaster[/QUOTE] Or the best thing ever.
you're a disaster
D;
I'm sorry I didn't mean it let's make love in front of the fireplace like we used to
very few women can make my insides feel fluttery like a highschool girl. this one has
yeah i thought that's what he said at first too, but then i carefully read it again and i think he meant his insides are fluttery as if HE was a highschool girl.
I'm actually laughing so much. Those two comments above, hilarious. Otsegolation (why is your username such a mindfuck?), are you sticking a highschool girl? Spit-roasting a teen? Skewering a minor? Okay I'm gonna stop with the really graphic descriptions. Are you putting your penis in a young girl's vagina?
[QUOTE=loopoo;37047045]I'm actually laughing so much. Those two comments above, hilarious. Otsegolation (why is your username such a mindfuck?), are you sticking a highschool girl? Spit-roasting a teen? Skewering a minor? Okay I'm gonna stop with the really graphic descriptions. Are you putting your penis in a young girl's vagina?[/QUOTE] I'm not in or around high school, or any students, or any of the faculty.
[QUOTE=Otsegolation;37047303]I'm not in or around high school, or any students, or any of the faculty.[/QUOTE] I was attempting to be funny, I didn't actually mean any of that. Was just joking! I'll leave the humour to people who can actually pull it off.
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